Tuesday, April 8, 2008

The New Fat Acceptance: Make Food Your God

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Now that America is proudly the FATTEST NATION ON EARTH it is time that we celebrate this wonderful milestone. With BBWs unapologetically flaunting their super sized bodies all over the net we can enthusiastically say that the age of the fatty is here. We have arrived!

There is a lot of dishonest moralizing about the sin of gluttony but the time has come for some real honesty. We fat folks love food. We love food more than just about anything else and why shouldn't we? Food does not judge. Food does not ignore our pleas. Food makes us feel good. Food is our friend. Food is our God. What a friend he have in Cheeses.

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Cheeses Christ


Embrace gluttony. Gluttony is our religion that brings us near to the belly god we call Food. Praise Food glorious glorious glorious FOOD!

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Belly God
Pay homage to the Belly God and EAT!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree! Gluttony is praise for our belly god!

Mike Hunt said...

America is indeed a country of gormandizers. We live to eat. YUMMMY! It is would all the health risks because food is sooooo good.

Food is love and love is food.

I would disagree with the view that fat acceptance has not embraced gluttony with enough ferver. NAAFA Conventions are some of the finest examples of food debauchery on the planet.

T hear that Joy Nash has attended and fancies herself and as a wonderful gainer as was the late Maryanne Bodolay.

Fat Acceptance needs to change from being apologists to the obesity promoters that we really are.

Unknown said...

Yes almightly food we hear your prayers through our appetites and we fill ourselves like oil barges with your wisdom.

Fat Bastardo said...

Amen brother! Feed the belly God! Glory!

Anonymous said...

OINK!

Fat Bastardo said...

Go back to NAAFA and lie about how much you don't eat. We are proud of our gluttony.