This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Fat Women Are Sluts
I'm not complaining. As the readers of this blog know I love porking fat women and fat women love it when I pork them. Fat women are sluts. That is why they shamelessly throw themselves at men. They like to ride the sausage and much as they like eating it. That is why I advocate to all other men to get past their fat phobia and start delivering their sausage to the BBW's. Men who don't pork fat women don't know what they are missing. Fat gluttonous sluts are extremely uninhibited. They also don't think they are "all that" like the fittness type woman who is more concerned about looking good than fucking good.
Physical appetites are an analogy of our ability to control ourselves and who want a woman who is in control of her self in the sack or at the buffett? If BBWs are unable to control their eating habits, they are also unable to control other habits such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, passion) and unable to keep their mouths from the sausage. They let their lust appetites control them, instead of having control over their lusty appetites.
Fat women are easy. Unfat women are like prostitutes. They barter with that little piece of fur between their legs whereas fat women give it up with out a fight and they will go down like a submarine. All they want is a good feed and they want you to be skinny. They know that us skinny guys can really throw the dick. I should write a book called Tales From The Pig Pen that will memorialize the goings on at NAAFA conventions. That would be a great read!
Fat feminism does have an up side
Lot's of hot lezzy action and bi curious BBW's.
Think about it fat chicks love to eat. Look at Oprah. She's fat because she and Gail Kim are always eating out.
It is no theory that fat girls are the biggest sluts. If you are not convinced, here's the convincer. Do an unfiltered Google image search using the following terms; BBW, SSBBW, Obese, Fat, Plump, Chubby ect.. and you will get a plethora plump plumper porn. Then do a search using these search terms; Skinny Woman, Lean Woman, Anorexic, Thin, Thin woman, Waif ect.. and you will get a paltry amount of porn and it is all teen porn. Only a sicko likes teen porn. If I want to see an teenager like looking body I will look at pictures of sexy MeMe Roth or her not so sexy evil twin Ann Coulter.
There you have it folks. Fat women make the best sluts. If you want a demure little wall flower like Twiggy all I can say is there is no accounting for taste but if you want the ride of your life pork a plump porker.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
MeMe Roth: NOT a Fat Hater
MeMe Roth anti-obesity crusader.
I have admit it. I too have been sucked into the feeding frenzy on MeMe Roth. Like the hateful people in the old fat acceptance I too was on the hate MeMe Roth band wagon. I have gotten off the bash MeMe wagon because I cannot find one example of any hateful remark she has made about fat people. For those of you who have not heard of Ms Roth; Meridith "MeMe" Roth is a health crusader and president of the much maligned NAAO National Action Against Obesity http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/NAAO.html NAAO is pretty much what it says it is. It is an organization aimed at stopping the so called obesity epidemic. She sees the dramatic rise in obesity as a bad thing while we in the New Fat Acceptance and Bigger Fatter Blog see the increase in obesity and the greedy gluttony that causes it as a very good thing. We at Bigger Fatter Blog would like to have the opportunity to debate Ms Roth. We were so disheartened to see the series of shellackings Ms Roth gave Kelly Bliss and Joy Nash that we would like to see how she could deal with the intellectually honest position of the New Fat Acceptance. Clearly Kelly Bliss and Joy Nash were out-gunned intellectually by the svelte MeMe Roth. Fat girls cannot see past their hate for slender sexy babes like MeMe. Let's see how Ms Roth fares in a fair fight with a man like me Fat Bastard or my blog partner and male heart throb Proud FA.
Ms Roth got one thing right when she said that fat acceptance is really obesity promotion because it is and it always has been. It is sad when it takes an adversary like MeMe Roth to point out that stark reality. The intellectual dishonesty of the old fat acceptance movement helped to make Ms Roth the clear winner in the big fat debate. If Bliss and Nash had just admitted that they and all other fat people are happy greedy gluttons and simply told Ms Roth the following, "we like food and it is better than just about anything, so buzz off you skinny skank" what could Ms Roth have have said to counter that? Answer... Not a damn thing! This debate is not nor has it ever been about being fat. It has been about being gluttonous and the gluttonous lifestyle and whether gluttony is good or bad. Only an idiot would say that fat people are healthier than skinny folks and with Bliss making that same tired and foolish argument it only served to make fat acceptance look like the pathetic farce that it has become. It was a slam dunk for Me Me Roth and a huge boost for NAAO. Sadly it was another major blow to fat acceptance. If I had debated MeMe, I would have chewed her up and spit her out... Well maybe I would not have spit her out. She looks mighty tasty but I would have pointed to the fact that gluttony is a choice and that gluttony is a good choice. Gluttony IS good!
When you lose the goofy glasses MeMe you are a HOTTIE!
This is another reason the man haters in the old fat acceptance movement hate me, Fat Bastard because I like my women skinny. Unlike the nasty witches in the old fat acceptance I am not a size bigot. That's right, I like my women skinny and besides when you are as fat as I am it is really hard to bump pee pees with a fat chick. That is why there are so many guys like Proud FA who like porking the porkers.
Dimpled kneed Joy Nash sucking in her gut...
Kelly Bliss reliving a Proud FA moment...
There you have it Ms Roth. Your victory over Bliss was really no victory because Kelly Bliss does not speak for most fat Americans. She's a jealous catty shrew who represents the lunatic fringe of man hating "womyn" and jealous fat girls so not only wasn't it a fair fight Bliss doesn't represent rank and file fatlings. We at Bigger Fatter Blog represent them so the debate was over before it even started. Wiggle over here to Bigger Fatter Blog and we will debate you. Let's see how you will do against your intellectuals equals such as the poster boy for the New Fat Acceptance Teddy Bear, The Dean of Feederism Proud FA and me Fat Bastard. ...And bring back up because you'll need it.
Well MeMe, you dispatched Kelly Bliss and her flunky Joy Nash with ease. Big deal! How about going after some bigger game like me Fat Bastard? Do you have the belly for it? I do. (pun intended)
We at Bigger Fatter Blog don't agree with much of what MeMe Roth has to say nor do we agree with the mission of NAAO as we are obesity promoters but we do not condemn Ms Roth nor do we condemn NAAO even though we strongly disagree with them. Health and being skinny is right for some people but most people choose to be fat and less healthy and we think obesity and gluttony trump good health and longevity and 70% of Americans would agree.
I will say it again. We at Bigger Fatter Blog don't agree with much of what MeMe Roth has to say nor do we agree with the mission of NAAO as we are obesity promoters but as much as we disagree with Ms Roth we disagree even more with the racist and hateful rants against her. Ms Roth may be an adversary but she is not an enemy and we at Bigger Fatter Blog will not treat her as such. We have too much class for that.
The comment section is open Ms Roth. It is time for you to join a spirited and intelligent debate and show us your mettle.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Dom Deluise Defiant in Death
I always loved Dom Deluise! Over the past 15 years Dom has dealt with addiction to prescription drugs, hip replacement surgery, heart disease and diabetes. But now he feels completely at peace with his cancer and food induced death." But a cancer specialist insists there is hope for the funnyman, telling the Bigger Fatter Blog, "If caught early, before it spreads to the surrounding lymph nodes, (penile cancer) is highly treatable." Despite his life threatening health problems and warnings from medical professionals Dom Deluise has defiantly dashed doctors' advice to eat healthy and has instead continues his glorious gaining, gormandizing and greedy gluttony. We at Bigger Fatter Blog salute Dom Deluise, a truly brave and gloriously greedy glutton. Will Dom Deluise heed the advice of doting doctors?
Delightfully defiant Dom Deluise happily tells the fat haters to go fuck themselves as he greedily stuffs his fat fat face with gastronomic goodies. According to an unnamed source, the rotund comic has less than three months to live. That source further revealed to Bigger Fatter Blog, "Dom is dying-but he's still eating pasta by the vat." Another source revealed told Bigger Fatter Blog, His breathing is labored and his heartbeat is erratic. But he still won't stop eating." Doctors thought Dom would recover form his testicular and penile cancer but claim his unwillingness to control his eating is making recovery impossible. Dom certainly could stop his gluttonous ways but great food is a better payoff than 10 or 15 more years of life. As our immortal Teddy Bear put it, "Death by gluttony is a better way to die than from anorexia." That is SOOOOOOOOO true I now tell all my feedees that.
Burt Reynolds is said of Deluise, "He's not even trying to get well now. He's eating everything he wants and then some. He's decided to go out on his terms." That is truly inspiring.
Dom Deluise has always been a hero to those of us in the new fat acceptance movement for decades. He laughs in the face of certain death as he stuffs his fabulous fat face in his way of paying homage to our belly God. We at Bigger Fatter Blog will not mourn his death, we will celebrate his life and his love and lust for food. Like other fat funny men like Chris Farley, Jackie Gleason and John Candy, Dom Deluise is and will remain fondly regarded as a fabulously fat and funny food slut.
Pictured here with fellow friend and fatty Chef Paul Prudhome, Dom joyfully shows off an appetizer that he and the portly Prudhome created. Dom not only enjoyed fattening food he created it for other to enjoy. My only regret is that Dom never had his own cooking show. It would have been outstanding.
Yes Dom, your glorious gourmet dishes have made many a glutton and non-glutton feel better and we thank you for that. When one of my feedee could not take "one more bite" one of your recipes would rev up her appetite to near ravenous levels. As you head for the great restaurant in the sky rest assured that your legend will live on.
Delightfully defiant Dom Deluise happily tells the fat haters to go fuck themselves as he greedily stuffs his fat fat face with gastronomic goodies. According to an unnamed source, the rotund comic has less than three months to live. That source further revealed to Bigger Fatter Blog, "Dom is dying-but he's still eating pasta by the vat." Another source revealed told Bigger Fatter Blog, His breathing is labored and his heartbeat is erratic. But he still won't stop eating." Doctors thought Dom would recover form his testicular and penile cancer but claim his unwillingness to control his eating is making recovery impossible. Dom certainly could stop his gluttonous ways but great food is a better payoff than 10 or 15 more years of life. As our immortal Teddy Bear put it, "Death by gluttony is a better way to die than from anorexia." That is SOOOOOOOOO true I now tell all my feedees that.
Burt Reynolds is said of Deluise, "He's not even trying to get well now. He's eating everything he wants and then some. He's decided to go out on his terms." That is truly inspiring.
Dom Deluise has always been a hero to those of us in the new fat acceptance movement for decades. He laughs in the face of certain death as he stuffs his fabulous fat face in his way of paying homage to our belly God. We at Bigger Fatter Blog will not mourn his death, we will celebrate his life and his love and lust for food. Like other fat funny men like Chris Farley, Jackie Gleason and John Candy, Dom Deluise is and will remain fondly regarded as a fabulously fat and funny food slut.
Pictured here with fellow friend and fatty Chef Paul Prudhome, Dom joyfully shows off an appetizer that he and the portly Prudhome created. Dom not only enjoyed fattening food he created it for other to enjoy. My only regret is that Dom never had his own cooking show. It would have been outstanding.
Yes Dom, your glorious gourmet dishes have made many a glutton and non-glutton feel better and we thank you for that. When one of my feedee could not take "one more bite" one of your recipes would rev up her appetite to near ravenous levels. As you head for the great restaurant in the sky rest assured that your legend will live on.