tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post8539609886804071526..comments2024-01-25T09:09:08.385-08:00Comments on Bigger Fatter Blog: Belly Boy Opines: Airlines and Fat RightsFat Bastardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-86644654040383722102011-07-28T00:20:41.765-07:002011-07-28T00:20:41.765-07:00I have called for better technology and the indust...I have called for better technology and the industry has responded with a 1/2 blimp 1/2 plane known in engineering circles as the sky pig. It will be the size of an aircraft carrier and it will be 10 or 15 years before us fatlings outgrow it.<br /><br />The industry listens to me, Fat Bastard.Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-32521188328062088282011-07-27T10:48:34.439-07:002011-07-27T10:48:34.439-07:00I’m getting tired of purchasing 2 or 3 seats for m...I’m getting tired of purchasing 2 or 3 seats for my wife when we travel. I agree the least airlines can do is offer bench seating for those traveling with larger than average needs. It’s bad enough that my wife can barely get down the aisle and cannot use the on board bathroom without having to be seated and squashed in too small a space and not even be given a bag of peanuts. Airlines suck when it comes to large travelers. The money fat people spend is just as green as the money the skinny people lay out and its worth just as much. Since fat is rapidly becoming the norm in the US I think all domestic carriers should cater to heavier people a little more. It’s only fair and it would ensure future repeat business. Many fatties would love to travel more but the airlines and snooty shinny people make it so damn difficult. I wonder what the airlines will do when a full 80% or more of the US population is too fat to sit in one seat comfortably. It seems to me that they will have to change their policies or go out of business.wulfheardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05603543222739788142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-73056303462772982162011-06-09T12:30:32.306-07:002011-06-09T12:30:32.306-07:00FYI, HIV can lie dormant in the blood stream for u...FYI, HIV can lie dormant in the blood stream for up to 6 months. You have to be tested 3 weeks, 3 months and 6 months after possible exposure. It would be highly irresponsible to continue having sex as you could possibly expose others to infection.a R.N.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-81221718590914666752011-06-07T19:30:47.737-07:002011-06-07T19:30:47.737-07:00Once again Belly Boy one of your brilliant comment...Once again Belly Boy one of your brilliant comments went into spam and I could not get it to appear.<br /><br />I am really getting sick of Google Blog spot and their bullshit.Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-10682848158858855722011-06-06T22:39:22.226-07:002011-06-06T22:39:22.226-07:00I doubt if you got the herpes Belly Boy. Most like...I doubt if you got the herpes Belly Boy. Most likely you have fold sores but there is a blood teat to herpes.<br /><br />Belly Boy, they will fucking love you in Japan but they may be worried that you may cause an earth quake. <br /><br />You may want to enter a sumo tournament and kick some ass.<br /><br />Those Japanese women will get throbbing lady boners over you and the Rev. They say Japanese women have the tastiest snappers. There is also a rumor that Japanese women have pussies that are horizontal so the more they spread their legs the tighter they get sorta like a fat fold but I think that may be a rumor. Let us know it it's true.<br /><br />EAT SUSHI!Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-62799774269128699332011-06-06T21:04:59.544-07:002011-06-06T21:04:59.544-07:00NEW BELLY BOY UPDATE!!
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION E...NEW BELLY BOY UPDATE!!<br />MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION EVERYONE?<br />MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?!<br />HEY YOU, OUT THERE ON THE WALL, EATING SUGAR, AND RICE BALLS CAN YOU HEAR ME?<br /><br />Okay, now that I have everyone's attention, I have an important announcement.<br /><br />It turns out that when I was in Africa, with Big Lard Ass, we used one of Big Lard Ass's contacts and got laid. I have passed my HIV test, and so has Big Lard Ass, so the good news is that we do not have HIV!!<br /><br />On the other hand, I believe that I may have contracted a case of herpes, although I am not sure if it is just a bad case of Fold Sores.<br /><br />I hate it when I get Fold Sores, which is the bad part about being my size. In Africa, when you are big you get a LOT of respect, and the women swoon because of your manly musk and superior size.<br /><br />We're planning a trip to Japan soon, and I can't wait!! I predict that Japanese women will love my fat even more. They also love to feed, feed, feed! I'm not worried about the radiation, because my fat will insulate me from the radiation.<br /><br />The woman who says I am the father of her unborn child is now considering an abortion. I don't approve, but it's up to her I guess.<br /><br />BELLY BOY, SNOUTBELLY BOYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-46094269217913856302011-06-05T00:29:32.037-07:002011-06-05T00:29:32.037-07:00Hear me swagger
Hear me oink
Hear my laughter
Hear...Hear me swagger<br />Hear me oink<br />Hear my laughter<br />Hear me boink<br />All the ladies<br />All the time<br />All the ladies<br />All the time<br /><br />UNGH!<br /><br />You might say that I am whining away, but I am Belly Boy, dawg so just come hear me play<br />I'll lay a funky beat down just slappin BOOM BOOM BOOM<br />As I lay down with my belly spreader and she goes BOOM BOOM BOOM<br />I'm talkin' sex, yo', the Belly Boy sex<br />Ungh!<br />Sex, yo', the Belly Boy sex<br />(You talkin' WHAT, now?)<br />UNGH! That Belly Boy sex<br /><br />So yeah, anyway I think the varying sizes of blimps is a good idea, as are the names. It would be a way to travel in style, luxury, and comfort, with huge ramps into the blimp, and bench seats so that everyone can fit, whether they are really fat or really skinny or in between.<br /><br />BELLY BOY, SNOUTBELLY BOYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-11565142511322075832011-06-04T19:08:10.967-07:002011-06-04T19:08:10.967-07:00Whine away silly piggy, whine away.Whine away silly piggy, whine away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-76326612711315650352011-06-02T19:59:26.138-07:002011-06-02T19:59:26.138-07:00@ Belly Boy,
I would love to travel by blimp. The...@ Belly Boy,<br /><br />I would love to travel by blimp. They will go about 120 MPH and they would be very roomy. The Sky Pig is actually not lighter than air but it does have helium for extra bouancy. It's considered a hybrid. <br /><br />I think they should name the flag ship of the fleet the USS Belly Boy. The big ones should be the Belly Boy Class They should build smaller ones for shuttle flights. They should be the Teddy Bear class and name the flag ship the USS Fat Bastard.<br /><br />Every stewardess should be Japanese or nurses from the Heart Attack Grill.<br /><br />Actually, the galley should have a Heart Attack Grill.Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-83772351845809989312011-06-02T12:01:50.697-07:002011-06-02T12:01:50.697-07:00New documentary-style cable network project castin...New documentary-style cable network project casting NOW for people of all sizes and shapes to talk about their sex lives!!<br /><br />Do you openly prefer, pursue, and date plus-sized individuals? Are you only physically attracted to full-figured partners? Are you proud of your voluptuous figure and want to share with the world how fantastic your sex life is? Do you think being plus size makes sex better? If so, we want to hear from you! <br /><br /><br />We are looking for couples/individuals who can show the world that sex can be incredible no matter what your size! We are interested in fun, fearless couples and individuals who want to share with us their experiences and stories about why “bigger is better”!<br /><br /><br />To learn more and obtain an application, please email your story, contact information and family photo to PlusSizeCasting@gmail.com.joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06053813036084872909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-46323881579281050562011-06-02T10:23:09.178-07:002011-06-02T10:23:09.178-07:00Us fat men love Japanese women, especially on airp...Us fat men love Japanese women, especially on airplanes.<br /><br />Thanks for making my blog post into a full-fledged article.<br /><br />I am a glutton, a gormandizer, an eat beast, a pork beast, a land whale, AND a lard whale. AND I STAND PROUD OF THAT!! :)))))) (that's me smiling, with lots of chins underneath. Yeah, I have more chins than the Shanghai Yellow Pages.)<br /><br />I am trying to talk the pregnant acolyte of Big Lard Ass into realizing that Big Lard Ass is the father, not me, and hopefully it will work. She said I have to persuade her sexually, and it's going to be VERY difficult to compete against Big Lard Ass sexually. Ever since he lost the weight he has been PLOWING through his acolytes at a record pace; even though he is middle aged he still bangs at least 1 every day.<br /><br />As for the pictures of the airline food, that one in the lower right corner, some kind of cake? I'd tap that. Not sexually, I mean calorically, as in, eating it.<br /><br />As for the picture of the fat dude with the mustache, and the sandals, I think it is great when you reach that point where you know that you are so fat that you no longer have to bother with your appearance, and you go for pure comfort, wearing sandals, shorts, and a big shirt. AHH, that's the life! I myself reached that point a long time ago, except instead of a mustache, I have a full beard most of the time because that means I don't have to shave. With all of my chins / neck fat, shaving my neck was a real pain in the ass, plus waddling over to the mirror, etc, it's all just a waste of time and money.<br /><br />Airships may turn out to be the best answer for transporting us fat people. Airships have much more lifting capacity, and are highly fuel efficient as well, meaning that the price of tickets should be low even when gas prices rise.<br /><br />They can put solar panels on the blimps to power them up using the sun, as well as wind turbines on the sides to harness the power of the wind. Yeah it'd be slower than a plane, but it would be comfortable, cheap, and relaxing. They could stock up on food and make it an enjoyable experience for everyone, y'know?<br /><br />Now before you talk about the Hindenburg, that was filled with hydrogen, which is flammable. In the 1920s and 1930s, Germany had very little helium, so they couldn't afford to use helium, which is not flammable. The US had lots of helium, which is what we always used for our airships. So, we don't have to worry about another Hindenburg scenario if we start making big fat airships again.<br /><br />I also like the fact that airships LOOK fat. We need to build a mega-airship that is about 10 times the size of the Hindenburg, with special turbo-powered engines on it, lots of solar panels, and lots of wind turbine things too. That would be so awesome. Remember, since the helium lifts it upwards, your engines only have to keep you going forward, not up in the air. Also it's safer since if the pilot falls asleep it won't crash.<br /><br />Also all of the stewardesses should be Asian women on the blimps. Preferably ones not wearing underwear, and wearing very high-cut uniforms. They should all be sexually attracted to larger men, especially apple-shaped men.<br /><br />Also, I love guns, smoking, voting, and eating, but not in that order!<br /><br />BELLY BOY, OUTBELLY BOYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-36265263575215845502011-06-01T21:38:46.167-07:002011-06-01T21:38:46.167-07:00Hey, us fat boys love sushi! :-)Hey, us fat boys love sushi! :-)Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-7041457046457945932011-06-01T21:19:14.029-07:002011-06-01T21:19:14.029-07:00I'm pretty sure I saw that Japanese stewardess...I'm pretty sure I saw that Japanese stewardess' vagina.Camihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10710598556871012395noreply@blogger.com