tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post8673021373343155492..comments2024-01-25T09:09:08.385-08:00Comments on Bigger Fatter Blog: Seasons of the GluttonsFat Bastardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-5083150615637763982022-08-06T14:32:04.784-07:002022-08-06T14:32:04.784-07:00God bllessGod bllessDeep Cleaning North Glendalehttps://www.deep-cleaning-service.com/us/moving-cleaning-california/deep-cleaning-north-glendale.shtmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-56284319080886368532011-04-26T20:25:20.907-07:002011-04-26T20:25:20.907-07:00Us fat folks have fat folds and we are diabetic. A...Us fat folks have fat folds and we are diabetic. As a result we often have yeast issues and fat girls almost always have yeast infections especially in the crotch and under their tits and with all the sweets during glutton season... You get the picture.Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-26595869141978018032011-04-26T19:45:45.609-07:002011-04-26T19:45:45.609-07:00What's the association between yeast and fat?What's the association between yeast and fat?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-85233461030239796422011-04-26T01:37:40.565-07:002011-04-26T01:37:40.565-07:00OINK! WOW BELLY BOY THAT WAS GREAT!OINK! WOW BELLY BOY THAT WAS GREAT!Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-64564140033495728012011-04-25T23:48:31.882-07:002011-04-25T23:48:31.882-07:00Oinkoinkoink.
Ugh, I had a HUGE Eat-ster Feast! ...Oinkoinkoink.<br /><br />Ugh, I had a HUGE Eat-ster Feast! I had an entire huge turkey by myself along with lots of stuffing and cranberry sauce, and many other fixin's.<br /><br />Oinkoinkoink.<br /><br />Not to mention all of my Eat-ster chocolate bunnies and Cadburry Eggs. So delicious. Period!<br /><br />Anyway Rev. Lard Ass called the cops on some guys who were staking in front of his house for 2 hours and they were arrested. Turns out one of them had outstanding warrants and they both had unlicensed handguns, so they were arrested for that but not for stalking him or threatening him. So, I think he should be OK now. The guy with warrants had one for unpaid child supports and for armed robbery.<br /><br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />Crime don't pay<br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />Bad guys should chug Ben-Gay<br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />Then they will feel the burn<br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />As they get what they earned<br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />Mayo chips and turkey<br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />And some beef jerkey<br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />Yeah it's a lot of food<br />BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA<br />But it puts me in the mood<br /><br />The mood for EATING. The mood for CHEWING. The mood to SWALLOW. The mood to WALLOW.<br />In my own filth, just for an hour or two cuz when I enter Eating Mode then man that's just what I do.<br />I like to chew and chew and chew and chew and chew it up right.<br />I like to chew and chew and chew and chew and have a good night.<br />You gots to chug that shit and mold that shit and feel it up right.<br />You gots to move that shit and love that shit and pile it, aight?<br /><br />BELLY BOY, GOUT<br />Belly Boy picks up the mike stand and throws it like a spear, as it hits one of the Rev. Lard Ass stalkers right in the testicles, causing him to wince slightly. He then shoots Belly Boy, but thankfully Belly Boy was wearing a Super Bariatric Ballistic Vest, plus his large stomach area caused the bullet to bounce off of that as well, and then the bullet bounces off of some pots and pans, then it strikes a series of wind chimes making beautiful music, as everyone in the room's eyes dart from place to place as the bullet is bouncing around the room. Finally, the bullet lands right back inside of the bad guy's gun, causing it to explode, which stuns him but doesn't injure him badly, and then he gets arrested for the attempted murder of Belly Boy, who is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, the Reese's Pieces Price, a lifetime supply of Arby's and RC Cola, and a DVD Collection of the classic sitcom "Jake and the Fat Man" as well as the entire "Big Momma's House" Trilogy.BELLY BOYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-16369729544157232592011-04-23T21:07:23.457-07:002011-04-23T21:07:23.457-07:00EAT STER I love it. HAM HAM HAM
Cadbury eggs rule...EAT STER I love it. HAM HAM HAM<br /><br />Cadbury eggs rule. I love chocolate flavored cheese.<br /><br />I have been getting death threats too but I have had my people track them down. I got some peeps at Google and other places. Geeks are a dime a dozen these days. These guys are nerds.<br /><br />As to BLA's personal protection I reccommend survielence cameras. My set up is classified.<br /><br />A semi auto Bennelli or a Remmington 1100 Shot would be a good choice and a few Dobermans and a couple of angry pit bulls for good measure.Fat Bastardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839915109115122588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921573636001903376.post-78854254141399694812011-04-23T19:33:57.421-07:002011-04-23T19:33:57.421-07:00OINK OINK OINK!
YEAH! IT'S OCTOBER!!
OH WAIT...OINK OINK OINK!<br /><br />YEAH! IT'S OCTOBER!!<br /><br />OH WAIT ONLY APRIL. IT IS EASTER.<br /><br />MORE LIKE EAT-STER!<br /><br />OINK OINK OINK!<br /><br />I love Easter because I love eating lots of chocolate bunnies. I always gorge myself full of Cadbury eggs, as well as chocolate Easter bunnies. My buttler is making me Cadbury omlettes, which are regular 8-egg omlettes with Cadburry eggs cracked open with it as the filling. DELICIOUS. OH I AM SO HUNGRY!<br /><br />UNNNNGH! I AM STARVING TO DEATH!! UNNNNNGH!! IT'S LIKE HOLDING MY BREATH!<br /><br />I haven't eaten in 12 hours, so I'm really hungry right now. I am trying to go for finishing an entire Pizza Boy Burger today, which I think I can do. Lots of saurkraut on this will help. I've also been downing a LOT of whiskey, which always helps me think more clearly, and I've been smoking lots of Camel cigarettes as well, which adds to the anticipation of the meal I am about to enjoy.<br /><br />Tomorrow I'm going to have all the Eatster foods, but tonight - I dine like a King.<br /><br />BELLY BOY, GOUT<br /><br />P.S. Big Lard Ass has been receiving death threats on his phone, and he found a bullet in his mail box. He's freaking out and just got a pistol permit, and told me he's going to put video cameras around his house. He thinks it is a crazed Fat Admirer Extremist. Do you guys have any suggestions of what gun he should get? He already got a double barrel shotgun at a gun show from last year but he wants at least one pistol to carry with him when he is out evangelizing and recruiting new followers.<br /><br />He sounded very worried.<br /><br />P.P.S. Oink, oink, oink.BELLY BOYnoreply@blogger.com