Weight Loss Surgery Butchery
October 13, 2008 by fatterbastardIf there is one thing everyone in the fat acceptance community agrees upon and that is weight loss surgery is barbaric practice. There death rate from gastric bypass is 1 in 100. The barbarians who do this surgery claim a lower mortality rate but they would be lying like the lying liars that they are. Below is an example of the sort of butchery a weight loss surgery patient is in for if he submit to this slaughter.
A Thanksgiving turkey gets more respect!
Carnie Wilson is the poster girl for WLS and as you can plainly see she gained most of the weight back. This highly dangerous procedure does not even work. Soon Carnie will be back to her normal 300+ pounds accept that she will not be enjoying food the way she once did.
May 30th, 2008
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| Carnie Wilson has once again gone FULL BLIMP! |
You just can't keep a big girl from her yum yums.
ReplyDeleteFat Bastard, it makes my blood boil but I am heartened by the fact that Carnie Wilson is able to beef up and get close to her former fabulous fat self. Carnie is not depriving herself any longer.
ReplyDeleteIt is not the size of your pannus that counts, its what you do with it, amirite? j/k of course its the size that counts! There are actually five grades of panniculi as shown below:
ReplyDeleteGrade 1
Panniculus barely covers the hairline and mons pubis but not the genitalia.
Grade 2
Extends to cover the genitalia.
Grade 3
Extends to cover the upper thigh
Grade 4
Extends to cover the mid thigh.
Grade 5
Extends to cover the knees or beyond.
Carnie had a beautiful grade 5 panniculus, its a shame to see a beautiful panniculus like that butchered by irrational fat haters.
I don't believe in weight loss diets, or in surgery. I believe that once a fat person, always a fat person!
ReplyDeleteWe human beings are the only creatures on this planet who deliberately starve ourselves to lose weight, or undergo surgery out of desperation, because we have been brainwashed by society to believe that fat is bad.
All other creatures on this planet have a natural instinct to fatten up when food is available to survive through those times when food is not so readily available.
Growth is natural. All living things grow. When growth ceases, death occurs.
Trees continue to grow, all living things grow.
Infants grow to become small children, who grow to become adolescences, who grow to become adults, than at some point after vertical growth ceases, horizontal growth continues.
But we humans are the only living creatures who strive to get smaller.
It's not natural! A weight loss diet is only a euphemism for a self induced famine.
Losing weight goes against nature! Mother nature intends for us to keep on growing, fatter and fatter for the rest of our lives.
We fat people are actually great big giant babies, because we never stop growing!
So, if you're hungry, then EAT!
Eat until your comfortably full and satisfied. Then eat some more until you feel heavy, just barely able to move, and sleepy, happy, and contented.
Then lay down and sleep to conserve energy, and upon waking, eat some more.
Hey! We fat people are Royalty! Even the poorest among us! Obesity is Royal Flesh!
Don't call me fat! Call me OBESE!
At 5 ft 6 in and 400 pounds, I'm not just fat, I'm OBESE!
I love the word OBESE! Because it sounds defiant against all the societal norms!
And don't call me "morbidly" obese either, because I'm a happy an cheerful person. There is nothing morbid about me. I prefer the word "massive" instead.
I'm a happy and contented, massively obese little glutton!
WOW! Teddy Bear you are a genius! This blog really opened my eyes. Gluttony is good and should be encouraged. Food rules!
ReplyDeleteBalltungo said...
ReplyDelete"WOW! Teddy Bear you are a genius! This blog really opened my eyes. Gluttony is good and should be encouraged. Food rules!"
Thank you very much!
Yes' Food rules and I obey! I'm very docile and submissive when food commands me to eat!
Food is better than sex!
I should know, because while my belly is growing, and hanging down lower, my penis and my testicles have shrunk, my testosterone levels are going down and I can't get it up any more. But I like the way it feels, having my shrinking penis and testicles being crushed under my expanding belly.
So, I won't miss having sex. Besides, sex burns up precious calories. I would rather eat and sleep instead.
I'll gladly trade my manhood for a banquet table loaded with mountains of food!
But then, I'm a greedy obese little wimp anyway!
Food wins every time! Food is our best friend. What a friend we have in food.
ReplyDeleteFood most certainly is love. It is pure altruistic love for egoistic sorts like us.
We are royalty and I am so happy we are getting the royal treatment.
Teddy Bear, you are a very welcome addition to this blog. You get it!
ReplyDeleteAs owner of this blog and on behalf of my blog partner Proud FA welcome to the new fat acceptance.
You are writing some of the most thoughtful stuff on the subject.
Eat, drink and be merry. Pay homage to Pannus the belly god.
Thank you very much fat bastard!
ReplyDeleteYes, I absolutely do not believe in weight loss diets or beriactric surgery at all.
Once fat, always fat. Even if I become so fat that I become bed-fast and immobile, I would still refuse to lose weight.
If I become that enormously obese, it's because I'm suppose to be obese. My fat is as much a part of my body as my arms and legs, my eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.
Dieting to lose fat is like losing a part of my body. Losing fat is like losing an arm or a leg.
Bariactric surgery is like amputation, and mutilation.
I'm 5 ft 6 in tall, or 66 inches tall, and most guys my height have a torso length from shoulder to crotch of about 23 inches, and a crotch height or leg length of 32 inches. So, with "normal" body proportions, the legs are longer than the torso length.
But in my case, when I actually went to measure myself, my torso length is 30 inches and my crotch height or leg length is only 26 inches.
So, I have a much longer torso and shorter legs. My legs are shorter than my torso length.
Therefore, I have a larger body and shorter limbs. I'm built like a teddy bear, so I'm suppose to be fat like a teddy bear.
Shorter arms and shorter legs have shorter muscles which burn fewer calories at a slower rate when in motion.
A lager body has a larger stomach to hold more food, and longer intestines to absorb more calories and nutrients from the foods I eat.
So, my body is designed to take in more nutrients and more calories, and at the same time, to burn fewer calories, and to store away more calories which then turns to fat.
Therefore, because of my larger body, and shorter legs and shorter arms, my body is designed for a lifetime of continuous weight gain.
I can't walk! I waddle instead of walking, and I can't move fast enough to burn off all the calories I take in, and I can't eat less because my stomach is too big to allowed me to eat less. If I eat less to avoid weight gain, the hunger pains become unbearable, so I must eat until me belly is at least comfortable full, and since I can't move my arms and legs fast enough to burn off all the calories I take in, then I am unable to prevent any further weight gain.
I would have to starve myself just to prevent weight gain, therefor, it's impossible for me to lose weight. It's also impossible for me to prevent weight gain without suffering.
So, I must eat at least enough to feel comfortably satisfied, and I must continue to gain more weight. I can't stop the weight gain, even if I wanted to, and I don't want to stop it.
Nature intended for me to grow fatter and fatter until I can't move anymore, and even then, nature intended for me to keep on growing fatter and fatter even long after becoming immobile.
I have a long long torso, and short arms and short legs, so I would look really weird if I was thin, having a long thin body with short arms and short legs.
Short arms and short legs look much better when attached to a great big round body instead of a long thin body.
So, because I have a long body, and short arms and short legs, I must fatten up until my body become even more rounded out than it is now to match my short arms and short legs.
Because of my long torso and short limbs, I owe it to myself to fatten up until I am at least as wide as I am tall. Better yet, much wider than I am tall.
At 400 pounds, I'm still way too thin. I'm 5 ft 6 in tall, and I need to fatten up until I'm a least 6 feet wide and weigh at least a thousand pounds. Then I will look much better. But I would look even better proportioned if I were at least 10 feet wide across my ass and weigh over a ton. Then I would look much better than I do now. I need to be much wider than I am tall.
So, all people with long torsos and short limbs seriously need to fatter up to look better proportioned because short limbs look gross when attached to a long thin body. But short limbs look much better when attached to a huge round body.
Of course, when I have finally achieved my ideal proportions, I will be unable to wipe my own ass anymore, or bathe myself, or put on my own clothes. I will require assistance from other people to wipe my butt for me, to bathe me, and to help me get my clothes on.
Those of us who have large bodies and short limbs, nature intended for us to be treated like Royalty and to have servants to take care of us.
Now, you can determine how long your torso length and leg length would "normally" be for your height if you go to the following web site at:
http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/BodyProportions.phtml
First you enter your height in inches, then it will give you your torso length and the leg length. If your torso length is longer, and your leg length is shorter then what the chart says it should be for your height, then you know your are suppose to be fat.
In my case, I kept entering different numbers for height to determine the height of someone with a torso length of 30 inches, or a leg length of only 26 inches, and then I got some rather surprising results.
A male with a torso length of 30 inches would normally have legs that are approximately 42 inches long, and normally, he would be about 88 inches or 7 ft 4 in tall.
A male who's legs are only 26 inches long would normally have a torso length of 18.5 inches, and normally, he would be only 54 inches or 4 ft 6 in tall.
So, from this I discovered that I have the torso of a male who is 7 ft 4 in tall, and the legs of a male who is only 4 ft 6 in tall!
It appears that my torso is 7 inches longer than it should be for my height and that my legs are 6 inches shorter than what they would normally be for my height, and that as a compromise, I turned out to be 5 ft 6 in tall instead.
Therefore, I have the torso of a 7 ft 4 in giant and the legs of a 4 ft 6 in midget!
So, I must eat enough food to support a 7 ft 4 in giant while only burning off as much calories as a 4 ft 6 in midget.
That is why I'm getting so fat, because I have a giant body with short midget legs, therefore, I'm suppose to be fat, and to grow fatter and fatter.
It would be extreme cruelty to make me lose weight, or to even prevent further weight gain.
The only way a person with a giant's body and midget's legs can ever be happy and contented, is by growing fatter and fatter until become immobile, and then, I must keep on growing fatter even after immobility in order to achieve perfect happiness and contentment.
People with great big fat round giant bodies and short fat midget legs are the happiest people there is!
Because my fat little legs are so short, and must carry around a large fat body, I can't walk as fast as the average person. I walk much slower. Actually, I can't walk at all, I can only waddle like an obese little penguin. It's looks really funny, and sometime people laugh at me, ans some people even feel sorry for me, and pity me because I have short fat little legs carrying around a great big fat heavy body.
But I don't want people to feel sorry for me. I don't want or need anybody's pity.
I would rather that people laughed at me instead, because I'm perfectly happy and contented having a great big heavy fat body and short fat little baby legs. I know I look funny when I waddle, and I even laugh at myself just thinking about how comical I must look waddling like an obese little penguin!
I love my big fat body and short fat little legs, and short chubby arms. Having a large fat body and short limbs give me a more relaxed appearance.
It's a nice soft comfortable body. Nothing feels more comfortable than having a large fat soft round body, and short fat little legs and short chubby arms. It feels very comfortable.
I'm built like a teddy bear, so, I'm suppose to be fat like a teddy bear!
Obese is being defiant and bravo to you Teddy for braving the fat barrier! If the tummy wants the tummy gets and if that means a cane, breathing tube, etc, it ain't stopping me. Power to the god of food and praise its gravy.
ReplyDeleteRichard and Teddy, You guys really get it. I was chatting with Proud FA and we both agree that we are thrilled you have come to our blog and shared your great depth of wisdom with are many readers.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is really taking off thanks to enlightened fatties like you, Freight Harding, Big Fat Dynamo and our no censorship policy.
We need to stop WLS and that is the reason for the WLS butchery article.
You have your opinion and others have theirs. It doesn't make either one wrong. Do you also plan to stop the business of plastic surgery? WLS is a PERSONAL CHOICE, the same as not having WLS. Mind you own!!
ReplyDeleteRNY works 80% of the time at keeping off 50% or more of the excess weight. And there IS a more effective procedure, still -- the Duodenal Switch (DS). The DS is less restrictive allowing you to keep more of your "yum-yums," yet more effective longterm due to a longer intestinal bypass.
ReplyDeleteI suppose you think diabetes, high BP, high cholesterol, sleep apnea, immobility, and all the other deadly diseases caused by morbid obesity are BETTER than the solution???
Good try, fucktard, but no cookie.
AprilK said...
ReplyDelete"You have your opinion and others have theirs. It doesn't make either one wrong. Do you also plan to stop the business of plastic surgery? WLS is a PERSONAL CHOICE, the same as not having WLS. Mind you own!!"
Well, I don't pass any judgment on anyone who chooses to have WLS.
But for me, I just don't believe in it. I weigh 400 pounds now, and even if I weighed twice as much as I do now, and had to get around in a wheelchair, I still would not go in the the surgery.
But then, that's just me.
I don't even believe in weight loss diets. I believe, once fat, always fat. I also believe that it's perfectly natural for us fat people to continue to grow even fatter as the years go by.
Obesity really grows on you after awhile! So, my philosophy on obesity is this . . .
Don't fight it! FEED IT!
If your hungry, then EAT! And that what I do. I eat whatever I like, and as much as I like, without any feelings of guilt.
I love food! And I love being fat! And I love growing even fatter!
OK, I have a big body and short legs, and short arms.
I'm 5 ft 6 in or 66 inches tall. Most guy my height have a torso length of approximately 23 inches as measured from shoulder to crotch, and a crotch height, or leg length of 32 inches.
With those who have the more "normal" body proportions, the legs are longer than the torso.
But in my case, I have a long torso that measures 30 inches from shoulder to crotch, and my short fat legs are only 26 inches long, so my legs are shorter then my torso length.
I have noticed that most guys with a long torso, and short legs, tend to be more obese. Another words, if your built like a Teddy Bear, then you're gong to be nice and plump like a Teddy Bear, hence my namesake.
Therefore, I believe that I'm suppose to be fat. Nature intended for me to be nice and fat, With my larger body, and shorter limbs, I can't be anything other than FAT!
I am, what is known, as an Endomorph.
I have a relatively small chest, a larger waist, broader hips, and big thighs, sort of pear-shaped.
Now, if I were to be thin, then because of my long torso and short legs, I would look really weird!
But shorter limbs look perfectly natural when attached to a longer torso that is nice and round.
I love my nice plump round body, and my short fat little Dutch Boy legs! When you have a big round body with shorter arms and shorter legs, it give your a more relaxed appearance.
It actually feels quite comfortable. With a larger and heavier body, and shorter limbs, when I lay down, my arms and legs just go completely limp. I'm as floppy as a 400 pound rag-doll. It just feels so good.
Shorter limbs have shorter muscles, so they burn fewer calories at a slower rate when in motion, and a longer torso has a bigger stomach, and more intestinal length, so it is as though my body was designed by nature to take in more nourishment and burn off fewer calories, like my body is designed for a life of continuous growth.
That's why I don't believe in WLS. You can not surgically alter an Endomorph into a Mesomorph or an Ectomorph.
And so, for all of us who are Endomorphic, we just have to accept the fact that we will always be Endomorphs, and learn to be happy with it.
But then, we Endomorphs are just naturally a more easy going and laid back sort of people, while long slender Ectomorphs tend to be nervous, high-strung, and hyper-active, and the strong and muscular Mesomorphs tend to be more aggressive. But, we soft and round, happy little Endomorphs tend to be rather gentle and docile. I love being a soft and round fat little Endomorph!
I will not undergo WLS for that reason.
You know, Achondroplaisic Dwarfs who have larger bodies, and short fat little baby-legs and baby-arms, they all tend to be obese for their height.
Some Achondroplaisic Dwarfs have gone in for surgery to lengthen their arms and legs to make then a few inches taller, but it's a very painful procedure, so very few of them have had it done. Most of them choose not to have the surgery, because it's too painful.
These little people are being smart.
So, to me, the same applies to WLS. I am an Endomorph, and I can't, and I won't be surgically altered. I don't believe in it.
But as I have said, I also won't pass judgment on anybody who has had it done, and I wish them the best of luck, because they're going to need it!
I will never go in for the surgery. I refuse to have people make me into something that I'm not!
And so, in the event, that my body becomes more rounded out and almost spherical, and my short limbs become more chunky to the point where I can barely flex them, well then, that is my destiny.
It's what I call my, Mani-fat Destiny, and I happily accept it.
I'm just an Endomorph.
On this level of weight, then I think only weight loss surgery can reduce it's body weight. It some kinda risky and dangerous so we have to choose the best and expert surgeon on this field.
ReplyDeleteIntraCleanse said...
ReplyDelete"On this level of weight, then I think only weight loss surgery can reduce it's body weight. It some kinda risky and dangerous so we have to choose the best and expert surgeon on this field."
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Choosing the best Bariactric Butcher to work on my body is like choosing the best arsonist to redecorate my home, or choosing the most prolific pedophile to babysit the kids, or a burglar to guard my valuables, or trusting the fox to protect the hen house.
Oh, by the way, when I clicked on your name it took me to your IntraCleanse web site for diet pills and other weight-loss products that you are selling.
That's like trying to sell me some gasoline when my clothes are on fire!
Nature intended me to be fat. As I have explained before, I'm Endomorphic, meaning I have a larger body and shorter limbs.
Having a longer torso means having a bigger stomach, longer intestinal length, to take in and absorb more nutrients and more calories.
Having shorter arms and shorter legs means burning fewer calories at a much slower rate.
Because I have this big body, and really short fat little legs, it means I can't run, and I walk much slower because shorter legs take shorter steps. Actually, I can't even walk like most people. I waddle, like an obese little penguin, so I can't move fast enough to burn off the calories that my body was designed to take in.
If I were to eat less food, I would be starving, because my larger body with it's larger stomach and greater intestinal length needs more food and take in more calories than my short limbs are able to burn off.
Because of the way I'm built, with my much larger body, and shorter limbs, just trying to prevent any further weight gain would cause me great suffering.
By body is uniquely designed by nature for a lifetime of continuous weight gain.
You can not surgically alter an Endomorph into a Mesomorph or an Ectomorph. I would be a cruel and painful procedure.
By body was designed to eventually become immobile and to be taken care of by servants. I have a Royal Body, and fat is Royal Flesh!
So, even though I'm poor, I'm still of the Royal Class. Rich or poor, ALL of us fat people are Royalty.
I'm perfectly happy and contented as my soft round body continues to grow larger and heavier, and spread out more, to take up more territory, to make my place in the world a much bigger place.
All of this body fat I have on me makes me feel more happy and more contented. That is because fat cells, when they are growing larger, and dividing to produce more fat cells, these fat cells release some kind of hormone or enzymes, or endorphins that act as natural tranquilizers and mood enhancement substances, and that's why being fat and growing fatter makes me happy and give me a peaceful and calm, sleepy kind of contentment. So, my fat makes me feel sleepy and happy, and the more fat I have on my body, the more peaceful and calm I feel, and the more happy and contented I feel.
That is how fat is suppose to work on our bodies. It's suppose to make us feel happy. When you have a great abundance of body-fat stored away, it make you feel more secure, because then you know that you can survive through a drought or a famine.
That is why we fat people are more gentle and docile. We don't need to be aggressive to survive.
Thin people, and strong muscular people are more aggressive, they are predators, they have to be on the prowl, on the hunt, in order to survive because they don't have a generous amount of fat stored away on their bodies.
But we super obese little fatties, we are more gentle and docile, and we also become more timid. That is natures way to protect us, because we are too heavy to run from the predators, and too soft and weak to fight them off, so by being more timid, it is our natural instinct that tells us to hide from the predators. That is how nature protects us.
So, we fat people are just naturally happy and contented.
But now, it's only in our so called "modern enlightened society" that we fat people are being taught, or rather brainwashed by the media, to hate ourselves and to hate our nice soft round bodies, our magnificent, monumental, and Majestic bodies.
But in ages past, we fat people were looked up to, respected and admired, in in the distant past, fat people were just naturally happier.
It was natural for men to prefer nice plump women, and for women to admire a nice big fat gentleman.
So, as a fat person myself, I have reclaimed the ancient right for us fat people to be happy again.
Fat feels good. It feels comfortable, so nice and soft, and warm.
It feels good to have short, fat and chunky thighs rubbing against each other as I walk, and the most pleasant sensation of all is to have thighs so fat that you walk bull-legged!
Also, having a huge massive body that is oh so big and round that your soft flabby arms lay straight out on the sides of your body.
I love that sensation of heavy softness. Being soft, flabby, and weak actually feels very comfortable and relaxing.
Your web site, WEIGHT LOSS PILLS REVIEWS, is actually part of the media's brainwashing process.
So, I would like very much if you and all those brainwashed Bariactric Butchers, and all you bubble-headed bimbos in fashion would just leave us happy little fatties alone!
Can you grok that???
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Fat peole like food sooooo much that they don't care about the consequences of obesity. Choosing WLS is a impulse reaction tot the pressures of society to be thin.
ReplyDeleteStatistically you are better off fat than getting WLS.
Have some self respect and self control people. I would like to write a long paper on how pathetic this rational is but your ignorance and denial is too deep. Thanks your the higher insurance premiums by the way.
ReplyDeleteIgnorance of FA and Fat bastard is just astounding. it's fatties like you all make our insurance premiums and tax go up. since when being fat gives you right to sit on your behind and not work. get your fat selves to work and be a part of society rather than staying on computer and writing damn blogs.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Teddy Bear will be as happy with his decision to become 6 feet wide when the weight of his fat crushes his lungs til he can't breathe properly, and dies an early death. Some fantastic life you've lead, eating enough to feed a family and contributing NOTHING to society. You people sicken me.
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