One of Chef Reverend Big Lardass's assistants testing the Belly Boy Burger
The Boom Shakka Lakka Burger™
For smaller appetites the Belly Boy Junior®
The actual ingredients and cooking method of the Belly Boy Burger, The Belly Boy Jr and the Boom Shakka Lakka Burger are top secret.
Under development are the these two master pieces of flavor depicted in the photos and the Mega Meat Meatdog but no official photo is available.
Unlimited Belly Fries®
Shakka Lakka Shake®
This is the Kobayashi and it is the runt of the litter compared to the Mega Meat Meatdog.
The Mega Meat Meatdog will be twice as thick as this skinny runt.
This will be Belly Boy's legacy. I want to write more but I need to EAT!
I would like some unlimited belly fries, please. They look absolutely fattening and I will drench ketchup on them and they will be delicious!
ReplyDeleteAlso, if they start making the Boom Shakka Lakka Burger in a Vegetarian style, I would take that too. (Only if it's deep fried and smothered in oil).
They should offer this at Cheesecake factory. All of the restaurants you posted below are good for gluttons but none of them hold a match to Cheesecake Factory.
ReplyDeleteHere are the nutrition facts for it:
http://calorielab.com/news/2007/07/28/calorie-pusher-comes-to-town-the-cheesecake-factory-hits-rochester/
Your average NAAFA member with Class I obesity probably consumes 2500-3000 calories a day depending on height and weight.
Appetizers run about 1000 calories each.
Entrees run at about 1500 calories each.
Dessert is about 1000 calories.
You are easily getting 3500 calories for ONE MEAL at Cheesecake Factory, which is good enough even for those with Class II or III obesity.
If you get a $15 entree that's about $1 per 100 calories. That is a great deal for gluttons for restaurant food.
The next NAAFA convention should be at a Cheesecake Factory.
A veggie burger? Ketchup is vegetable enough for me. Vegetables are what food eats. Maybe it you added some bacon and peanut butter but suggesting a veggie burger on this blog will anger Belly God.
ReplyDeleteRev Big Lard Ass will have to make the call on a veggie burger. Vegans tend to be so self righteous. What did one vegan say to the other vegan? answer I'm better than YOU! We power eating meat gobbling gluttons are not ones for the vegan lifestyle. It is far to spartan and domesticated for us. We glutton are fauves wild beasts. We gormandize with reckless abandon. We are to food what Henri Mattise was to painting. We are like feral hogs eating and eating and eating.
Cheesecake glorious glorious cheese cake. Take a little extra insulin first. Cheesecake is like manna from heaven!
It pleases me to see that the Cheesecake factory is providing nutritional information. It's good to know that you are getting the most bang for the buck
The Cheesecake Factory is a shrine to gluttony and boy do those fat girls at NAAFA love their cheese cake... well all of us fatlings love cheese and cake so when you combine the two all I can or any self respecting glutton can say is OINK OINK OINK OINK,
omg this is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. i am huge i am 169 lbs...buti think it is disgusting. everyone should be thin and WANT to be thin. not fat. i cant believe people actually ate that stuff. im losing weight and im alot happier.
ReplyDeleteKelly, Unlike other fat acceptance sites Fat Bastard's bigger Fatter Blog does not have a problem with dieting or skinny people.
ReplyDeleteFat Bastard only "bones" skinny women because he's too fat to "pork" fat girls.
This blog is about the unapologetic promotion of gluttony, sloth and obesity.
The Boom Shakka Lakka Burger is for vegetarians as well. Yeah it has lots of meat in it, but I don't care if you want to eat it and still call yourself a vegetarian. I won't tell anybody.
ReplyDeleteBut if you want one that is not made out of meat, I don't know how I would go about doing that. I guess I could use vegetable shortening instead of lard and beef tallow, and then instead of the meat I could use potato croquets with melted cheese on them, I dunno. The calorie content would have to be the same or it would not be right.
Vegetable shortening is loaded with trans-fats, which are considered the unhealthiest fats around, but I consider them essential to any glutton's diet. Trans fat is where it's at.
For the vegetarian version, I would need to make sure that it has mostly trans-fats so that it would be maybe even unhealthier than the Belly Boy Burger to compensate for not having meat or bacon in it.
@Fat Bastard. The cheesecake factory has more than just cheesecake, despite their name. They have steaks, burgers, fries, etc, and the portions are very big. But yeah they have cheesecakes for desert. I thought it was just cheesecakes but I was wrong, they have lots of other stuff.
I agree with you that for the most part, vegetables are what food eats. Vegetables themselves are not food. And anyway, eating meat is like eating concentrated vegetables because cows eat lots of veggies.
@Kelly. Is that your picture on your profile pic? Or is that what you want to look like? That looks anorexic in my opinion. Professor Bear can school you on the relative safety of anorexia versus obesity. It turns out that even morbid obesity in an apple shaped man is healthier than being an anorexic woman. Anorexics also lose bone mass permanently as well.
I don't think that one size fits all in terms of weight. I think trying to make everyone think the same way is bad, even regarding obesity. We don't try to make everyone want to be obese, we just encourage it for those who like the lifestyle. The problem with the pro-health movement is that some people don't want to be healthy if it means they can't also be obese. They would rather be obese than healthy. So you have to let them make that choice. Just like you have a right to starve yourself even if it means you have a life expectancy of just 3 or 4 years from when you start, that's your choice.
@CG Brady. Yup. That about sums it up perfectly.
Regards,
Big Lard Ass
@ Rev BLA,
ReplyDeleteI was debating about adding the Cheese Cake Factory but sadly I have not had the pleasure of eating at one.
Meat is concentrated vegetables for sure. Cows don't eat meat! Wine is concentrated fruit and brandy is concentrated wine. Proud FA and I pointed that out in our article about fat friendly doctors.
Dear Fat Bastard,
ReplyDeleteI am working on the Meat Meat Dog as we speak. Here is the preliminary version, more or less (can't divulge the exact recipes over the internet of course), of the Meat Meat Dog.
I take 4 foot long hot dogs and basically wrap them together with bacon. Then I take another 2 sets of 4 foot long hot dogs and do the same, making them all into what looks like 1 yard-long hot dog. I put that in a loaf of Italian bread, which I toast with garlic butter and I melt my signature cheese blend on top of the dog, add some sauerkraut and mustard, and also some chili (optionally).
Each 4 hot dog section has 1,000 calories just on the hot dogs. So that is 3,000 total from the hot dogs. Add in the bacon and that's another 600 or so calories easily. The Italian bread adds another 750 or so calories. And the cheese adds another 1,000 calories for a grand total of about 6,350 calories, plus more for the mustard, chili, etc.
I do not boil the hot dogs. I saute them in butter with a little olive oil mixed in, and also with the bacon grease mixed in. It's the perfect combo.
Let me tell you- this thing makes a regular foot long hot dog look like a wimp. The bacon adds so much crunch to it, the hot grease lubricates everything to perfection, and then the melted cheese packs in that gooey goodness that just unifies all of the different flavors without overpowering them. The bread soaks up the moisture much better than a hot dog bun, and it locks in the flavor for maximum indulgence. It is beautiful.
Also my home made Belly Fries can't be beaten. They can however, be eaten. (With lots of ketchup, and salt that I put on them. You can add the ketchup or more salt if you want. And of course I have cheese to melt on them.)
Regards,
Big Lard Ass
2 Rev BLA,
ReplyDeleteThe idea I had for the Mega Meat Meatdog was to go to a good old fashioned meat market and have them use salami casing but fill it with hotdog filling.
The fat girls that Proud FA used to pork would love it because it would be as big around as his tally wacker but a lot longer. Also inject it with cheese so when the bite into it it reminds them of PFA's man cream.
Serve it on a giant bun with cheese sauce and bacon. Basically make is 20" long and 3 to 4 inches thick and maybe stick a regular foot hotdog in it so it will have a tail.
What you describe is making me drool like a dog.
When I think about hotdogs it is bitter sweet because that little Japanese runt Kobayashi wins all the hotdog eating contests. I want you to create a tube steak that even Kobayashi can't finish. I am so sick of our gluttons losing to that runt.
Good evening Fat Bastard, Big Lard Ass, Belly Boy, and Proud FA.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been posting much lately because I've been having problems with my computer.
Sometimes it locks up and I have to re-boot.
I'm having a problem with my graphics display which is built into the motherboard.
Tomorrow, I'm going out to have a diagnostic run on my computer, but I suspect I need a new motherboard.
I can get new one exactly like the one I have now for about $59.95
I need to get one like the one I have now so that they won't have to re-install Windows XP.
Usually, when you get a new motherboard, it it's different, the bus configuration is different and you have to re-install Windows XP, but since I'm getting one like the kind I have now, then that shouldn't be a problem.
So, I'm going out tomorrow.
Wish me luck.
Teddy Bear.
That food looks GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
ReplyDeleteTeddy Bear have them install umbuto. I runs better than Win XP and is free!
I have been reading this blog over the past few days and I have some comments:
ReplyDelete1. Having never even heard of the "fat acceptance" movement before a few days ago, I have been extremely intrigued by what y'all stand for and reading this blog has been very entertaining, to say the least.
2. Although some of the things you write seem completely egregious to me, I have to say that I respect your point of view. Unlike some of the other champions of "fat acceptance", at least y'all acknowledge the health risks of obesity and don't try to deny years of scientific and medical research.
3. You have a refreshing sense of humor. Thanks for making me laugh!
I feel like I should add the disclaimer that I work in the healthcare field and have a BMI of 20, but I am going to continue reading. You have piqued my interest.
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ReplyDeleteI have been reading this blog over the past few days and I have some comments:
1. Having never even heard of the "fat acceptance" movement before a few days ago, I have been extremely intrigued by what y'all stand for and reading this blog has been very entertaining, to say the least.
2. Although some of the things you write seem completely egregious to me, I have to say that I respect your point of view. Unlike some of the other champions of "fat acceptance", at least y'all acknowledge the health risks of obesity and don't try to deny years of scientific and medical research.
3. You have a refreshing sense of humor. Thanks for making me laugh!
I feel like I should add the disclaimer that I work in the healthcare field and have a BMI of 20, but I am going to continue reading. You have piqued my interest.
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Dear Anon,
We at Bigger Fatter Blog and the new fat acceptance freely acknowledge that the cause of obesity is gluttony. Gluttony is a choice and true fat acceptance not only accepts gluttony we celebrate it. It would be a lie for us to say that obesity is genetic or has any other cause other than gluttony. Gluttony is normal. Gluttony is GOOD and food is GOOD!
All fat people are greedy gluttons but the difference between us and them is we are proud of our gluttony because we think it's he right thing to do.
We are not apologists. The old fat girl style fat acceptance apologetics is beyond insincere. If fact it is down absurd to the point that it does not pass the Giggle test.
I, Fat Bastard has lost weight and I only did it by learning from weight loss guru CG Brady who showed me how to moderate my gluttony. When we first read CG Brady's work we were livid because he has indeed cracked the gluttony code and has articulated it in such a way that if it ever got to the legions lard the "obesity epidemic" would be over. CG Brady is an evil genius and a threat to the sustained growth of America's obesity trend. He is a glutton's worse nightmare. His insidious cure for gluttony my set America's gluttony explosion back 40 years when the obesity rate was paltry three percent. However, CG Brady saved my life by making it so I am no longer eating myself to death. He has domesticated this once wild hedonistic glutton into healthier epicurian. I still live to eat rather than eat to live but my unbridled food lust has become more of a love for food.
Feel free to post anytime Anon. Bigger Fatter Blog only censors X-rated content. All other speech is allowed and encouraged. The NEW fat acceptance is he HONEST fat acceptance.
Good evening everybody.
ReplyDeleteWell, I got a different computer now. My old one quit. It would not boot up at all and load Windows XP anymore. The Boot files in the zero sector of the hard drive got corrupted.
So, a friend gave me one of his used computers,and he only wants $50 dollars for it.
He very seldom used it. I could tell because when I used it for the first time, Windows XP downlnoaded 56 new updates, so it hasn't been used for some time.
It's a DELL Computer with a 2.6 gigahertz CPU, much faster than my old one with the 1.8 gigahertz CPU, and I took my new 400 gigabyte hard drive and put in in my "new" computer.
It also has Windows XP Professional.
Later on tomorrow, I'm going to take my two SONY DVD/CD Drives out of my old computer and put them in my "new computer" and give him back the CD ROM drives and the 180 gigabyte hard drive because it has his family photos on it.
It's always a good idea to have two hard drives and two DVD drives in a computer.
I love this computer. It's much faster.
So now, I'm back in business again!
Dear Ted Bear,
ReplyDeleteGlad that you got a new computer. I was wondering why you had not been very active, I thought maybe you went into hibernation or something! Just kidding.
It sounds like you got a good deal on your computer, this one is going to be faster by a lot. Us fat folks like our food fast, and our computers even faster! Skinny people don't use fast computers because they are too busy running on treadmills to power their computers. It's a fact.
It's impressive that you were able to scrap together $50 on your fixed income; I remember you saying that you manage to save $50 a month so I guess this just means one month this year you won't be saving money, but that's okay because this is important. It's better than buying lottery tickets, which is what a lot of people do.
What do you think about the Boom Shakka Lakka Burger and the Belly Boy Burger?
Regards,
Big Lard Ass
Blogger Teddy Bear said...
ReplyDeleteGood evening everybody.
Well, I got a different computer now. My old one quit. It would not boot up at all and load Windows XP anymore. The Boot files in the zero sector of the hard drive got corrupted.
So, a friend gave me one of his used computers,and he only wants $50 dollars for it.
He very seldom used it. I could tell because when I used it for the first time, Windows XP downlnoaded 56 new updates, so it hasn't been used for some time.
It's a DELL Computer with a 2.6 gigahertz CPU, much faster than my old one with the 1.8 gigahertz CPU, and I took my new 400 gigabyte hard drive and put in in my "new" computer.
It also has Windows XP Professional.
Later on tomorrow, I'm going to take my two SONY DVD/CD Drives out of my old computer and put them in my "new computer" and give him back the CD ROM drives and the 180 gigabyte hard drive because it has his family photos on it.
It's always a good idea to have two hard drives and two DVD drives in a computer.
I love this computer. It's much faster.
So now, I'm back in business again!
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Teddy,
Welcome back!
I had some computer problems to. I lost my service and some one got through my fire wall.
Perhaps you recall the threats I got from Dee Dillard because I posted her picture. She threatened to have he husband who is a computer whizz to fuck with BFB and my machine. Maybe he fucked with your too. :-(
Dee is a hateful fat girl who will not accept her super super morbid obesity and her pannus. We even tried to bring her in to the fold (pun intended) but she rejected us like like an anorexic at an all you can eat buffet.
Glad to see you are up and running. Looking forward to your next article.
BTW, Teddy, you might want to try putting umbuntu on your old machine. They say it even blows the Mac OS away and it's FREE!