By Proud FA
None of the fat haters and food cops like MeMe Roth appreciate how expensive it can be to get super morbidly obese. Considering the fact that most of the super morbidly obese are too fat to work one can only admire the dedication and ingenuity of the super morbidly obese. When you consider the fact that many of these people are bed bound yet they still are able to obtain food in the fifteen thousand to twenty thousand range you have to be awed. That's beyond impressive. It's downright admirable.
I, Proud FA, the Dean of Feederism have been educating obese folks for years to the simple fact that fat fattens best but guzzling melted butter or lard is not very appetizing and a large part of the joys of morbid obesity is eating all that tasty food.
When if comes to pleasurable gaining and the hedonistic lifestyle fast food is always a best bet and it can be a best buy!
The only thing that beats fast food is home delivery. The burger joints should offer FREE delivery to us fatlings!
Follow the fat/fast food pyramid! If it's fried, EAT IT!
Getting morbidly obese costs money!
As a public service to our fattest readers Fat Bastard asked me to find our fatlings some food deals. Let's start with a fatlings all time favorite, fast food. Fast food rules. It tastes great, it's quick, it's economical and it's very fattening! How can you beat that? In the case of the average run of the mill fatling fast food is affordable but when you're talking about hyper gluttons like Belly Boy and obesity expert and gaining innovator "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear even "junk" and fast food can be a budget buster. With savings up to 90% fast food coupons are the answer.
KFC offers a veritable plethora of fattening food and they offer printable coupons. Click Here!
Check out Wendy's 99 cent everyday value meals. Click Here!
Save a whopping 90% on local eats HERE!
Recommended reading
How to Get Fat
"Into gluttony? Well, then this is the book for you. Eat sugar. Eat carbs. EAT FAT! Say "yes" to fast food... All of those things plus a steady stream of late night binges will have you on the fast track to fatsville."
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99 Restaurants ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for ninety nine restaurants.
Arbys Restaurant Coupons ( November-7 )
Printable coupons for Arby's Restaurants, free regular roast beef sandwich. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
A&W Coupons ( December-31 )
Printable coupons for A&W Restaurants, $1 off combo.
Baskin Robbins ( November-30 )
Printable coupons for Baskin Robbins, $1 off, free ice cream. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Bennigans ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Bennigans grill restaurants.
Bob Evans Restarant ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Bob Evans restaurants. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Boston Market ( November-09 )
Printable coupons for Boston Market restaurants, $1, $2, $3 or $4 off. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Brueggers ( Must Sign Up )
Print coupons for brueggers.
Buca Di Beppo ( December-31 )
Printable coupons for buca di beppo italian restaurants, $10 off.
Carls Jr Burgers ( December-3 )
Printable coupons for Carls JR restaurants, free small beverage.
Cheeseburger In Paradise ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Cheeseburger In Paradise Grill and Bar, free appetizer. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Chick Fil A ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Chick Fil A.
Chili's Grill and Bar ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Chili's Grill and Bar, free appetizer. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Chuck e Cheese Coupons ( November-30 )
Various Printable coupons, pizzas, soft drinks and free tokens. (Too many screaming kids!)
Cold Stone Creamery ( December-28 )
Printable coupons for Cold Stone ice cream and cakes. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Dairy Queen Coupons ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Dairy Queen stores.
Denny's ( November-11 )
Printable coupons for Dennys restaurants, BOGO smoothie, free quesadilla, BOGO entree. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Dippin Dots ( November-30 )
Coupons for dippin dots ice cream, BOGO medium cup.
Dunkin Donuts ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Dunkin Donuts.
Eat'n Park ( Must Sign up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Eat'n park restaurants.
Einstein Bros Bagels ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Einstein Bros Bagels restaurants.
El Pollo Loco ( November-11 )
Printable coupons for el pollo loco restaurants, $1, $3, free cake.
Fannie May ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for fannie may.
Fazolis ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Fazolis restaurants.
Friendly's ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Friendly's restaurants.
Fuddruckers Restaurant ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupon for Fuddruckers Restaurant.
Hard Rock Cafe Coupons ( November-15 )
Printable coupons for Hard Rock Cafe coupons.
Hardees Restaurant Coupons ( November-20 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite and Award Winner)
Printable coupons for Hardees restaurants & special promotions.
IHOP ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Coupons for ihop restaurants.
Jack In The Box ( November-8 )
Printable coupons for Jack in the Box restaurants, $1 off.
Jamba Juice ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Jamba Juice location.
Johnny Rockets ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Johnny Rockets restaurants.
KFC Coupons ( November-23 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons KFC restaurant.
Krispy Kreme Coupons ( December-31 ) (stopped using trans fat and flavor has suffered)
Printable coupons for Krispy Kreme doughnuts, 1 dozen doughnuts free.
Little Caesars Coupons ( November-30 )
$1.99 Crazy combo for printable coupon at Little Caesars.
Local Printable Restaurant Coupons ( Hot ! Nov-08 )
This restaurant coupon site is probably the best online. They have fast food restaurants, classy restaurants and more. Eat & Drink, wine & Dine at your local restaurants for literally a fraction of the price.
Longhorn Steakhouse ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Longhorn Steakhouse restaurants, free appetizer. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Long John Silvers ( December-25 )
Printable Coupons for long john silvers restaurants, $1, $2, $4, free black cherry lemonade.
Maggianos ( November-15 )
Printable coupons for Maggianos restaurants, free soda.
Max & Ermas ( Limited Time Offer )
Printable coupons for Max and Ermas restaurants, Tuesdays - Kids eat free!
McCormick & Schmicks ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for McCormick and Schmicks seafood restaurants.
Mcdonalds Coupons ( Limited Time )
Printable coupons for Mcdonalds.
Mimis Cafe Coupons ( November-12 )
Printable coupons for Mimis Cafe, 20% off, BOGO breakfast, free kids meal.
Nathans Hot Dog Coupons ( Ongoing )
Printable coupons for Nathans Hot Dog restaurants, $0.05 hot dog.
Old Country Buffet ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for Old Country Buffet, a free buffet meal.
Olive Garden ( Must Sign Up ) (Skimpy portions)
printable Coupons for Olive Garden italian restaurants.
Orange Julius ( Must Sign Up )
printable Coupons for Orange Julius restaurants, $1 smoothies.
Panda Express ( Must Sign Up )
Printable Coupons for Panda Express chinese restaurants.
Panera Bread ( Must Sign Up ) (High quality but not enough fat)
Printable coupons for Panera Bread.
Peets Coffee ( Limited Time Offer )
Printable coupons for Peets coffee shops, $2 off.
P.F. Chang's ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for P.F. Chang's chinese food restaurants.
Planet Hollywood ( December-31 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Planet Hollywood, $5 off $20, $10 off $10, $10 off $20.
Pollo Tropical ( Must Sign Up )
Printable coupons for pollo tropical restaurants..
Ponderosa Steakhouse Coupons ( Ongoing ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Several Great Coupons valid at any local Ponderosa Steakhouse restaurant near you.
Popeyes Chicken Coupon ( Ongoing )
Print Popeyes coupons in your area, try their restaurant coupon finder.
Quiznos Coupons ( November-09 )
Printable coupons Quiznos restaurants, various coupons.
Red Lobster Coupons ( November-15 )
Printable restaurant coupons available for canadians and usa residents.
Red Robin ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable Coupons for Red Robin restaurants.
Red Mango ( Ongoing )
coupons for red mango
Restaurant Coupons For Arizona ( Ongoing )
Several Great local printable restaurant coupons for arizona residents.
Romanos Macaroni Grill ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite! Very high quality!)
Coupons for romanos macaroni grill ( italian restaurant )
Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill ( November-14 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Coupons for rubios restaurants, $1 off.
Ruby's Diner ( Ongoing ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Ruby Diner restaurants.
Ruby Tuesday ( November-08 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Ruby Tuesday restaurants.
San Francisco Restaurant ( Ongoing )
Local coupons for San Francisco, pizza , fast food and lean cuisine.
Schlotzskys Deli Coupons ( November-18 ) Too many healthy choices
Printable coupons for Schlotzsky Deli fast food restaurants.
Smokey Bones Coupons ( November-24 )
Printable coupons for Smokey Bones restaurants.
Sonic Drive-in ( November-09 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Sonic Drive-in restaurants.
Souper Salad ( November-8 )
Printable coupons for souper salad restaurants.
Souplantation & Sweet Tomatoes ( November-11 )
Coupons for souplantation restaurants.
Starbucks Coupons ( Ongoing ) Starbucks SUCKS!
Printable coupons for Starbucks coffee.
Subway Coupons ( Ongoing ) Anti Glutton! AVOID!
Printable Coupons for Subway restaurants, includes sandwiches and subs.
Taco Bell ( November-25 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Taco Bell restaurants, free frutista freeze.
Taco Johns ( November-28 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Taco John's restaurants, free potato ole.
TCBY ( Must Sign Up ) AVOID MOSTLY LOW FAT!
Printable coupons for TCBY yogurt ice cream.
TGI Friday's ( November-7 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for TGI Friday's restaurants, BOGO salad or sandwich.
The Cheesecake Factory ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite and Award WINNER!)
Printable coupons for The Cheesecake Factory.
Waffle House ( November-7 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Waffle House restaurants, free small slice of pie.
Wendys ( December-31 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
6 printable coupons for Wendy's restaurants.
White Castle Coupons ( November-30 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for White Castle restaurants in your area.
Wienerschnitzel ( November-27 )
Printable coupons for Wienerschnitzel fast food restaurants, free drink.
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@ Pig
ReplyDeleteGlad to be of help to all our fatlings.
@ Pig,
ReplyDeleteOINK!
Hello.
ReplyDeleteI weigh 480 pounds, and am 4'9" tall. I am a member of the Faedari Movement, and am seeking enlightenment through enheavyenment. Heavy is close to heaven, as Mr. Big Lard Ass says.
Accordingly I believe that your fast food coupons will become an important part of what we do. When I eat out, it's usually fast food, which I eat every day for lunch at work due to the taste and convenience factors, and then usually I grab some more for dinner on the way home. I love variety, and never eat at the same place more than 2 times a week, otherwise I get bored. Yeah, I definitely would not want to chug butter, I like to enjoy the taste and MOUTH FEEL of foods. Plus the butter would make a mess in my beard.
I have an office job, which means I am very sedentary, and fat discrimination at my workplace was a constant struggle. A year ago I injured my back reaching for an errant fry that fell under my desk, and my 110 pound female boss refused to give me comp time because I used up all of my sick days already. But I know the real reason is that she hated fat people, and one by one she was having us fired or re-assigned to menial work at lower pay, under the guise of "the recession".
So I saw Mr. Lard Ass evangelizing on the bus wearing a kilt, and took a flyer, and now I've joined the congregation. My self-confidence (and blood pressure) have never been higher!
I was able to confront my boss, who eventually started crying, and I told her that she doesn't know what it's like to face all the discrimination I do because of my size, and that she should stop being a bigot. She told me that her husband gained over 250 pounds over their marriage and is very verbally abusive calling her a fat cow, etc, and she must have just been subconsciously taking it out on me because I kind of look like him, only I am shorter and balder than her husband, and I have a fuller beard.
So we patched things up, and I put her in touch with BLA's friend who is a divorce lawyer (handled BLA's divorce) and she said she would think about it because she can't stand it anymore. He no longer seems to care about anything but eating, video games, and pleasuring himself after he went on disability after he threw his discs out playing Dance Dance Revolution. He constantly criticizes her for being too fat, even though she is 5'5" and only 100 lbs, which is not really fat at all, meanwhile he thinks of himself as being very fit like a bodybuilder, when the only exercise he gets is playing Guitar Hero and eating.
Yours in fat,
Jimmy Chunks
Good evening Jimmy Chunks:
ReplyDeleteWOW! So you're only 5 feet 9 inches tall and weigh 480 pounds!
Congratulations! That is truly awesome.
I'll bet you're almost as wide as you are tall.
I'm 5 feet 6 inches and only weigh about 400 pounds.
I really envy you!
Although you're short, at 480 pounds you have earned the right to call yourself a giant!
Congratulations!
PS
I'm glad you also resolved the discrimination issue with your boss.
Rev BLA's Faedari Movement is catching on. OINK!
ReplyDeleteYo Jimmy Chunks,
ReplyDeleteI live is the South and everyone here is a lardass so there is very little discrimination. Gluttony is encouraged here.
I am impressed by your numbers. At 4'9" and 480 lbs your BMI according to my calculations is a stupendous 104. WOW and OINK!
If I were you I'd put my eating into hyper drive and become bed bound. Belly Boy could help you. He's the champ.
horrible pictures! I think you should promote "the biggest losser" program cause it can help people to loose some weight.
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