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| Compassionate cuties saving landwhale! |
This is male version of the damsel in distress routine. This lucky landwhale has two really hot babes fussing all over him. Women have a mothering and nurturing instinct and skinny woman have it more so than the fat ones. As you can see from the photo the people who are rescuing him are not big muscle men who would love to show off there strength by lifting this quarter pound plumper. No fat girls are there to get their weight behind this fat boy. Nope! The ones who came to the rescue were two super hot bikini clad skinny women.
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| YO HO HEAVE HO! |
They don't give up either! Maybe this clever fatling can get up but by now he probably has a raging boner under that big belly which is the gas tank for his love machine. I know if I had two hot thinlings pulling on me Little Fat Bastard would be standing at attention in full salute.
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| Concerned cuties contemplate CPR |
Feigning fatigue this big bellied boy garners sympathy from these hot heroines.
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| Massive meat man establishing vertical base |
With the power of a sumo wrestler this bean bag shaped big boy bounds forward. His "rescuers" are awed! FAT POWER!
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| Petite Pretties Portray Joy |
This fat boy gives these beautiful beach bunnies a show and a chuckle. Women love a guy who has a sense of humor!
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| Portly porker powers up! |
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| Another fatling fails by flaunting to much flab |
These girls are awed, excited and entertained. They will be fighting each other to see who he asks out for a romantic dinner.
Play up on the nurturing nature and compassion of a skinny woman. Fake an injury or illness. If you are a true cardiac cripple all the better. Women find vulnerable men hot. Play your cards right (your credit card) and you to can be boning beautiful beach babes next time you beach yourself.
You don't believe me? Just go to fat friendly Japan where women love fat guys. In the picture below you will notice how Japanese women shun skinny guys in favor of sumo beef cake. Turning their back is the Japanese way of saying, "Sorry Tojo, not interested. Come back after you gain some weight and then we can talk."
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The last line? No, you can't. Hahaha, loved this post, though. :)
ReplyDelete@ Ell,
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting Bigger Fatter Blog.
We have something in common. You are on a Journey to bones and I, Fat Bastard am on a journey to bone skinny women but it's too much work so I do what most fat boys do. I eat and look at porn! OINK! OINK! OINK! Owattpiggami! OINK!
There is one problem with your weight loss approach because it's really a weight gain approach. Hunger is an itch we all love to scratch. Your very low cal dieting, your starving and your puking causes your binging and that makes you fat.
You have the mind set of a fat girl and that means you have fattitude. We at Bigger Fatter Blog think fatitude is a good thing. Fattitude is what keeps us fatlings fat.
Here's the deal with you mias. First off you are NOT anas. You may wanna be anas but anas, true anas have no fattitude whatsoever. You have fattitude and that's a good thing if you want to be fat but if you wanna be skinny having fattitude will make that next to impossible and always a struggle.
My blog partner is engaged to a woman we call Thinnette. Thinnette is not a starver or a puker but she is whip thin and very hot.
If you want to be like Thinnette you need to lose the fattitude. Deep down you are a fat girl and as such you really love food and why not? Food is great! Food never let's us fatlings down. Food never judges. Food always satisfies. You may think that you are puking to be skinny but in reality you are puking so that you will get hungry and so that you will get more chances to scratch the hunger itch.
You have two choices. You can do what most people with fattitude do and that is keep eating all you want and get fatter and fatter and fatter. Your starving, extreme calorie restriction and binging not only increases your weight it increases your fattitude and besides puking chicks are a huge turn off. Guys hat that.
As the leader of the NAFAM New American Fat Acceptance I promote gluttony and obesity. That's our mission but we are not anti weight loss. Unlike the angry man hating jealous fat girls in the old NAAFA fat acceptance movement we don't hate people that are skinny, especially skinny women. We love everyone.
If you want to be skinny and stay skinny you need to lose the fattitude. Fat is not your enemy. The "enemy" is your fattitude. If you fight the fat the fat will win.
Real anas are very humble. They have a lot of humility. They rarely say I, me, my or me. They question their character. Because of that they don't have trouble not eating, they have trouble eating. Because they are not egoistic like fat girls are they don't have the compulsion to constantly indulge their hedonistic pleasures. Your behavior is reinforcing your desire to indulge your hedonistic pleasures. We fat guys think that is a good thing. Pleasure beat pain every time and the easiest and quickest form of pleasure is FOOD!
Anas are humble creatures and that is why us fat boys like them and why we have a chance with them.
Thank you Fat Bastard and Bigger Fatter Blog for this inspiring post. It gives us big guys a lot of hope.
ReplyDeleteGreat new post, Fat Bastard. How kind of those compassionate thinling gals to assist the beached fatling with his predicament.
ReplyDeleteI also enjoyed reading your response to Ell. It seems she is indeed a "mia", but a cursory glance at her blog left me confused because she mentioned a binge that only involved soup, yogurt, and fruit. I was under the impression that a binge usually involved something with more calories, but I suppose a binge to some mias involves eating even low-fat foods after a period of attempted starvation. It's hard for me as a regular thinling who eats normal meals to think of a binge in those terms. However, as per usual, you seem to understand these gals rather well, as there was a post regarding cream cheese and a Mars bar in which she displayed her unquestionable fattitude.
By the way, I have a question for Ell - is there a specific reason anas/mias refer to their commenters as "my lovelies" a good portion of the time? I've noticed this term on nearly all the pro-ana blogs I've read. Is this something specifically to do with internet ana/mia "culture" or is it merely a personal preference? I'm honestly curious about this.
@Fat Bastard
ReplyDeleteI was re-reading your article about Save the Thinlings, and I became worried because the world is not getting obese at the same rate. If we're at 80% morbid obesity in a few years, for example, and China is at 4%, how could we defend ourselves? They might want to take us over while we're too fat to fight back. Also with 80% of us on Social Security Disability for obesity-related health issues, who is going to support us?
Therefore, I think that there should be a cap on morbid obesity, although it's impossible to implement because of our Fattitude. That leaves us with only one solution: CG Brady.
He is the only human who can effectively reduce fattitude, and even eliminate it. He can eliminate fat fetishes. He needs to get a book deal, and publish his works as a way of keeping obesity in check.
I have suspended my Gainer/Feeder Classes, which have 3 couples attending and they were paying me $40 a week each, as a first step towards getting our nation back on a sustainable path in terms of obesity.
We can't have 80, 90% morbid obesity rates. We need enough thinlings around to feed and groom us, to change bedpans and do surgery. You wouldn't want a 480 lbs doctor doing surgery on you and stepping out halfway through for an ice cream sundae, you'd want an angry 150 lbs doctor with a giant mustache cutting you open. Similarly, obese and morbidly obese nurses are putting our health at risk, due to their tendency towards sloth and lust.
Uncle Doc said that Belly Boy ate 2 gallons of ice cream in 1 sitting, along with a pint of hot fudge. Four hours later he had an entire pizza, as a snack, after his post-meal slumber.
Anyway, to reiterate, CG Brady needs to get his book out there. Belly Boy has so much fattitude and is so unwilling to do anything that involves any work or personal discomfort that I doubt it would work for him, but I think for most others it would. Unlike most fatlings, CG Brady is altruistic and moral, which only a small percentage of fatlings (including myself) are.
Regards,
BLA
I think you are being a bit of an alarmist. I must admit that I had those same thoughts when I almost got sucked into the MeMe Roth sophistries but as you know necessity being the mother of invention we will think of a solution. I think it will be anti gravity because when you think about it that is one of our biggest impediments. People want to blame obesity when the real culprit is gravity. Gravity SUCKS!
ReplyDeleteThe other problem is one of plumbing and pumping. We need wider arteries and veins and more powerful hearts. As I see it there are two solution. Genetically increase the plumbing (Veins) and the pump (heart) or do it mechanically.
If we are not bound by gravity our mobility issues would be solved.
We fat boys need long dicks. There's no debating that. I would like to have my dick's cells injected with the DNA of a big horse cock and then I will have a dick like Proud FA's and I will be able to bone and pork women of any size and as we know Asian women love us fat boys.
To support all us fatling on Social Security we will have to create some products that only the US can make and sell them to the world and have most of the proceeds go to US fatlings. I have said before that obesity is an economic boon if used properly. I'm sure that you can think of many many ways obesity can be the ultimate economics stimulus package.
CG Brady's Obesity Solution is only a stop gap measure. Sure it works but if it is ever employed worldwide it would cause economic chaos. The Middle East for instance is an oil based economy. If the green non petroleum energy sources were employed the Middle East would collapse. That's all they have. We are a fat/obesity/gluttony based economy. Think about the chaos that CG Brady's Weight Loss Solution would cause.
The agribusinesses would take a HUGE hit. We fatlings eat 80% of the food. The fast food industry would take an even bigger hit.
I don't have to tell you that gluttony is good. Gluttony/greed is the engine that drives our economy. Where would this country be without greed, corporatism and crony capitalism? I'll tell you. We'd be like the EU. So what if they have a higher standard of living they has a lower per capita GDP and they have less poor, better health care and a more equitable distribution of wealth ... Well maybe that's a bad example but you see my point.
Rev I think you are over reacting. Keep those gainer feeder classes going. You know it, I know it, Teddy knows and the world knows it, FOOD IS LOVE!
It sounds like you are having a crisis of faith. GLUTTONY IS GOOD! We can't live in the future. We need to live in the here and now and right now I am eating an entire chocolate pie.
I think I may have been premature and panicked when I wrote the Save the Thinlings article. You know how hot I am for skinny chicks. When I am done with this response and my pie I am going to look at that picture of MeMe Roth and blow my fat boy wad all over it. You do make a point that we need to take seriously. We are at the tipping point. We can employ the CG Brady strategy BUT and it's a big butt, we really need to be creating more fat enabling technology. Like I said before, we are a fat and gluttony based economy. CG Brady's solution would monkey wrench that.
We have worked too hard to normalize obesity and gluttony to suddenly do a 180 degree turn. We need to stay the course.
The social implications would be worse. We are a food centric culture. If we cease being one the social chaos could be the end of civilization as we know it. Skinny people cause crime. They we become like predators. We need to stay the course.
Rev, they told Chuck Yeager that he'd die if he broke the sound barrier. "They" were wrong. We can, we will and we should break the obesity barrier. Think of it as manifest destiny.
AH BELLY BOY!
When ever I hear about his joyful high jinx my heart skips a beat or maybe one of my stents is loosening. LOL!
I hope I have talked you down Rev. I think you need to EAT!
Fat men sure know how to treat a lady. Most women like to serve a man, and no man needs service quite like a fat man. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a thinling and have my very own fat boy to bone me as I feed him crackers and spray cheese. But as you know, Fat Bastard: food not only comes before love, food IS love! I would take a cheesecake over a fat boy any day, even if he had that manly musk that makes me wet. Wait a minute, that's just sweat seeping out of my groin folds. My bad. But a few poorly wiped dumps, a deep fryer grease stain on his sweaty shirt and a loaf of garlic bread and cheese on his breath... It would take a lot to hold me down. 350 lbs to be exact. It's sad that fat is what keeps us fat folk from hooking up.
ReplyDeleteFat men are also harder to move- it would take more than one thinling damsel to move him! This ensures a variety, and is in fact a form of natural selection that has evolved alongside the acceptance of gluttony in the modern world. Fat boy gets stuck, several thinlings throw themselves at him to help, fat boy freed, fat boy picks his next love meal. Hell, if they bring food, there'll probably be enough gas in that love machine tank to bone them both! What a sly way of ensuring the survival of your species!
OINK!
@ Rev BLA,
ReplyDeleteI got to thinking about Belly Boy and how much longer he will be pigging out before he's taken to the great dining hall in the sky so in preparation of that sad but glorious day I have composed a song that we all can sing as a fleet of backhoes pull away and the giant crane lowers Belly Boy's super duper sized coffin into the ground.
It goes like this.
Oh Belly Boy by Fat Bastard
Oh Belly Boy, the foods, the foods are calling
From Pizza Hut to McDonalds, and Burger King
The now that you're gone, and all of us are crying
We'll eat and eat and do our glutton thing.
And we will have an after funeral party.
And we will eat and eat and eat and eat.
We'll gormandize so greedily in your honor
Oh Belly Boy, oh Belly boy, it will be so sweet.
And when come, when all the chicken will be frying
And you'll dead, as dead as dead can be
We'll think of foo as some of us are sighing
And and we will fart, eat pizza and say a boom shakka lakka for thee.
And you shall hear, us softly belch above you
And all our food will warm and sweeter be
As you go to where all the food will be free
We'll simply eat like pigs until we come for thee. WEE WEE WEE WEE
Now simply eat in like a pig until we come to for thee. OINK OINK WEE WEEEEE!!
The end
At this point we should all pull out a Double Meat Whopper and fries and eat it in honor of Belly Boy and then instead of tossing flowers on his grave we should toss the wrappers.
Blogger Proud Plumpette said...
ReplyDeleteFat men sure know how to treat a lady. Most women like to serve a man, and no man needs service quite like a fat man. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a thinling and have my very own fat boy to bone me as I feed him crackers and spray cheese. But as you know, Fat Bastard: food not only comes before love, food IS love! I would take a cheesecake over a fat boy any day, even if he had that manly musk that makes me wet. Wait a minute, that's just sweat seeping out of my groin folds. My bad. But a few poorly wiped dumps, a deep fryer grease stain on his sweaty shirt and a loaf of garlic bread and cheese on his breath... It would take a lot to hold me down. 350 lbs to be exact. It's sad that fat is what keeps us fat folk from hooking up.
Fat men are also harder to move- it would take more than one thinling damsel to move him! This ensures a variety, and is in fact a form of natural selection that has evolved alongside the acceptance of gluttony in the modern world. Fat boy gets stuck, several thinlings throw themselves at him to help, fat boy freed, fat boy picks his next love meal. Hell, if they bring food, there'll probably be enough gas in that love machine tank to bone them both! What a sly way of ensuring the survival of your species!
OINK!
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Proud Plumpette, from all of us at Bigger Fatter Blog the first REAL fat acceptance blog, please accept this hardy or Hardee's OINK OINK OINK OINK and OINK!
Your point is well taken about about the importance of greed, gluttony and the new American way or weigh, which ever the case may be. Greed and gluttony are more than good they are GRRRRRRRRREAT!
I fucking love spray cheese. What a great American invention. The skinny French can keep their stinky cheeses. Give a a case of Cheese Wiz and a few boxes of Ritz crackers and I'm a happy fat boy.
I have paid skinny hoes to mount me and spray Cheese Wiz in my mouth as they rode me like Shamu the killer whale. It was amazing.
When it get to the point where there are as many skinny female fat admirers as there are male FA's we will have achieved true Fattopia.
Proud Plumpette we again thank you for gracing our blog with your pigliness and fattitude. OINK! Maybe we can get together and bump bellies. OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!
Ah, Fat Bastard. Your song tribute to Belly Boy, along with your clever ideas for the proper way to honor his dedicated life to epic gluttony on the day of his funeral, damn near brought a tear to my eye. I was especially fond of the idea for the touching wrapper throw at the end of the proceedings.
ReplyDeleteI salute you.
@Fat Bastard
ReplyDeleteI don't think anti-gravity technology is going to work in real life. Just because it's a sci-fi staple doesn't mean it would work in real life. Same with time travel.
However we can increase our power scooter technology, and work on more artificial blood vessels and hearts that don't clog up as easily. The fatling's main physical weakness is his heart, if we can fix that, then he will be better off.
From my perspective I think that the sobering fact is that fat people do need to have jobs and work. I know that this is a controversial stance, but I think it's necessary. Of course folks like Teddy B and Fat B, I'll give you a pass. But most fat folks will need to work. Teddy's Royal Caste Theorum only works when the hyper morbidly obese are less than 10% of total population, which we will exceed in 10 years time. We need to be prepared at that time, with artificial hearts and blood vessels so that fatlings have more energy to work.
We'll have a corps of thinlings leading the way, because thinlings are naturally better leaders than fatlings. But when it comes to things like sitting at computers, or teaching, or NFL coaching, or entertaining, that's where us fatlings truly shine. (Morbidly obese NFL coaches who have never played in the NFL are the best NFL coaches, because they are not distracted by their experience, and because they make even a 3-4 nose tackle look like an ana girl.) So for computer jobs, before they get outsourced to thinling Indians who will do the work for 1/20 the salary, fatlings can do those jobs too.
We can't support our economy by developing something that only we can do. It's not realistic in this era of corporate espionage, only top gov't programs can be kept secret and even then, often not. So we're going to have to base our economy on normal jobs, making things, inventing things, etc, not just hoping for a hail mary of just 1 thing.
I actually studied economics, and while yeah the oil countries are dominated by oil, it's because it made them lazy. Why invest in any other industry? And all of them end up with poor regular citizens, every country that focuses on natural resources ends up like that, high corruption, high poverty, and usually dictatorship. A diverse economy gives you more flexibility, and that's a big strength of our economy, it's still diverse and robust, down but not out.
Also with regards to protecting an industry, well it's like the glass window fallacy. If you break a window, it gives a job to the window repair guy, etc, so isn't that therefore helpful? No. Because we use the money to get back to where we were before the break, when we could have used it to get something we never had before, like a new cheeseburger. So if we can make oil obsolete, we have to do it if it's more efficient.
What I am proposing is the Third Course. Just think of it as a three course meal. (Now I have your attention!) It's a balance where we have 1/3 fatlings, 1/3 thinlings, and 1/3 leanlings. This is the ideal golden ratio. Too many thinlings leads to too much crime, too many leanlings cause social injustice, and too many fatlings cause economic catastrophe. It's the balance that will lead us into the future. Such is the will of the Faedari.
So, we all need to realize that we do need a large percentage of us to be thin enough to do regular work, and those will get most of the high paying jobs.
So let me hear what you think about the Third Course. (The other two are Meme Roth's path, and the +90% Morbid Obesity Path.)
BLA
Anonymous Rae said...
ReplyDeleteAh, Fat Bastard. Your song tribute to Belly Boy, along with your clever ideas for the proper way to honor his dedicated life to epic gluttony on the day of his funeral, damn near brought a tear to my eye. I was especially fond of the idea for the touching wrapper throw at the end of the proceedings.
I salute you.
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Rae, thank you!
Belly Boy is an inspiration to us in life and death. Belly Boy is a prime example of intuitive eating and HAES. Maybe he will out live us all.
@ BLA
ReplyDeleteWhile I respect your points I don't think you are seeing the big picture.
They told Columbus that the world was flat. The told the Wright Brothers that if man were meant to fly God would have given them wings. As a fat guy to that I would have said, "If birds were meant to fly God would have given them propellers. Let me take that a step further. Orville and Wilbur Wright were two very smart thinlings but imagine if they had been fatlings. The Wright Flyer would not have gotten off the ground and they would have gone back to the drawing board and worked harder. Since the first flight we have gone to the moon but if the Wrights had been fat that plane of theirs would have been equivalent to a Boeing 767. It could have lifted a herd of elephants!
BLA, you're big THINK BIG! If the Wright brothers were fat like say Belly Boy they would not be designing or building a plane. Instead they your have so much combined fattitude that they would have a team of engineers working for them. Never under estimate the power of fattitude. FAT POWER!
WORK?! WORK?! We are not the working class. Dr Bear is 100% correct. We are the thinking class and therefore the ruling class but unlike the way is is now where there is only a small number of the power elite it will be just the opposite. The power elite will be the majority. FAT POWER!
Your oil economy analogy proves my point. Nobody works in Kuwait and they have the highest per capita GDP. They hire people to do the work. It is a little bit like that in Alaska. All Alaskans get a stipen from the state just for living there. It comes from a fee on mineral rights.
Obesity and fattitude is already transforming the US economy. That's why all the Mexicans are here now to do the jobs we fatlings can't or won't do. We just have to manage that labor resource better so that they are producing goods that sell globally that no other country could produce. We'd have a monopoly. I even think a form of slavery would not be a bad thing. Thinlings are already wage slaves now. We need to convince them that work is a privilege not a right and that we fatlings are their masters. It's heading that way now.
We don't need many thinlings. I have rethought this. The answer is ROBOTS. I already have one sort of. I have a cyber vagina that I plug into a USB port for when I am surfing porn. Robots can grow out food and cook it.
We should also have food replicator like they do in Star Trek.
Thinlings better leader? Winston Churchill was a great leader and he was fat. So was Bill Clinton and my favorite president and out fattest president William Howard Taft. Teddy Roosevelt was a chubby guy. BULLY! BULLY! U.S. Grant was a fat boy. Franklin was fat.
The NFL coaches are great leaders. Guys like John Madden, Ditka and the Big Tuna Bill Parcels were legends. Shula was fat.
Fat people command respect. "Dr" Bear may be short and stature but I am sure that when he speaks his fat does a lot of the talking for him.
Your theory of the thirds will work theory but it is socially unjust and in the real world we can never have only 1/3 fatlings unless we institute CG Brady and MeMe Roth's Draconian measures.
We can have 100% morbid obesity. ROBOTS! ROBOTS! ROBOTS! It will work! No class struggle and no unrest. All we will have to do is eat and make more fatlings.
@Fat Bastard,
ReplyDeleteMany fatlings are good workers. It just depends on the kind of work we're talking about. Teaching, cooking, being a professor, coaching an NFL team, being a nose tackle, sumo wrestling, wrestling, boxing, working in a warehouse, doing office work, etc, are all jobs fatlings can do. That's what I mean by work.
Also in cold climates fatlings have an advantage in not getting cold very quickly. Their blubber insulates them.
My oil analogy does not prove your point, it ruins your point, with all due respect. In Kuwait, only a very small ruling class gets all of the profits from the oil. The royal family gets all the money, and there is a middle class but it's not as big as you'd think. They do not have the highest per capita income, that would be Luxemborg, which is based on financial services and banking. We all know that drug addict thinlings and food addict fatlings excel at banking, however in Europe the banking sector is dominated by thinlings.
Alaskans get about $2,000 a year because Alaska has a trust fund set up where some profits from each barrel of oil go. And then annually they distribute some profits from it, and most people blow it on a jet ski, etc, and all the stores go nuts trying to sell stuff and dumblings blow all the money quickly.
Lincoln, Napoleon, Caesar, Alexander the Great, Patton, I could go on and on, but the point is that there are great thinling leaders, great leanling leaders, and great fatling leaders. Fatlings are too greedy to be good in military situations.
I stand firmly behind my 1/3, 1/3, 1/3 idea. I don't think more than 1/3 of us truly want to be obese anyway, so it would work out for the best. As for robots our technology is not advancing fast enough to have robots up to the level where they can replace thinlings.
Food replication devices are sci-fi fantasy, unfortunately.
Churchill was a good inspirational leader but he did not operate on a command level, only on a big picture level. That's where fatlings excel. Bill Clinton was not that fat by modern standards, maybe slightly overweight, despite his love of fast food he also jogged every day, which prevented him from ballooning up to Taftian proportions.
Taft was not considered a good president, even though I like him and his FATTITUDE. I think that Roosevelt was a much better leader because he was not afraid to throw down and fight, or to save the environment. His mustache was badass. However, Taft got stuck in a bathtub, so that's pretty awesome as well.
As for the most badass president, that would be the thinling President Jackson. He beat the British in a decisive battle AFTER the War of 1812 was over, because they didn't know a peace treaty was signed yet. The Battle of New Orleans. Then he said he'd personally hang any Southern leader who tried to break away from the US. Someone tried to assassinate him, but both guns jammed (1 in 1,000 chance of such a gun jamming, so 1 in a million chance of both jamming) and then proceeded to beat his would-be assassin nearly to death with his walking stick. He was badass. We need badass thinlings to inspire the masses, while being backed up by an elite corps of fatlings in the cabinet, doing most of the intellectual heavy lifting.
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The most likely fat president of the future would be New Jersey's governor, Chris Christie, who is very fat and was made fun of by his thinling banker opponent, and people were upset that he was made fun of. It showed him getting out of an SUV, and said he was "throwing his weight around" to get out of speeding/parking tickets because he was a prosecutor. Big fat deal, oink oink oink. He's a Republican.
ReplyDeleteI think that obesity should be a choice, not an obligation. I believe that most fatlings think that they want to be thinlings, but their fattitude prevents them. Over time more will embrace their fattitutde but not all. Society needs both fatlings and thinlings and leanlings in order to survive. We need balance, not just one extreme.
Yes we do need robots, and as our robot technology increases then we will be able to accommodate more fatlings. But we will always need leanlings and thinlings, especially since many of them have zero desire to be fat, and since many fatlings do not have fat fetishes.
I agree that we need to genetically engineer bigger dongs for fat dudes so that they can plow fat chicks more easily. In Thailand they have freaky surgeries so I'm guessing they will be the ones who invent it. I dunno, maybe they can take the stem cells from a giraffe's neck, an elephant's trunk, and a horse's dong, and mix it with your DNA, to enable you to have a mammoth 15 incher.
Most vages are about 3 to 4 inches and stretch between 150% to 200%, and that's what the ladies like, it doesn't count unless it stretches. So some women want only about 7.5 inches max, while others want up to 12 inches max, but any more than that will be very painful and not good. The 16 inch dongs are only good for pornos, 99% of women don't actually want that inside them.
However fat guys can't go in all the way because of their bellies, and the belly of their woman, so perhaps a 20 inch dong would work. The dong needs to grow according to the belly size, that's the key.
Regards,
BLA