Thank you President Obama for killing this 6'4" pile of baby raping camel dung! Bush said bin Laden not a priority but he sure was to our President Barack Obama.
Historical note: On May first 1945 the allies announced the death of Hitler and on May first 2011 President Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden.
Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent!
If he is both able and willing... then whence cometh evil??
If he is neither willing or able WHY CALL HIM GOD!!
Even in small doses religion is bad!
UPDATE: bin Laden now fish food!
They buried that fucker at sea and if there are shit eating fish they are having a nice meal. I hope they ran him over a few times with the ship's propellers and ground him into MoHAMMAD burger.
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| PWNED! |
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| USA USA USA USA USA USA |
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| Don't fuck with the USA assholes! |
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| ROT IN HELL! |
Excellent reporting Fat Bastard! Once again you and the Bigger Fatter Blog news team scooped all other media outlets.
ReplyDeleteOutstanding!
Once again Bigger Fatter Blog gives its readers solid no spin journalism. We need to have you and Proud FA on The Factor.
ReplyDeleteFat Bastard, can I suck your dick?
ReplyDeleteOutstanding!
ReplyDeleteI wanna grab those man boobs of yours and have you munch my rug.
Good morning Fat Bastard:
ReplyDeleteYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!
Osama Trash Bin Laden is DEAD!
He's kicked the bucket! He's bought the farm! He's taking a dirt nap!
WOW! So he was about 6 feet 4 inches tall! Eh?
Gee! I didn't know that they piled shit so high!
I wonder why the Bush Administration lost interest in going after that baby raping camel fucker.
It's a known fact, that the Bush family had financial ties with the Bin Laden family. Of course, I have heard that the rest of the family wanted nothing to do with Osama anymore.
But, still . . . . . . .
It's probably why the Bush Administration really didn't try very hard to get the fucker!
But Obama got him!
Too bad we didn't take him alive, and made him our bitch!
But we can settle for the next best thing. We could dress him up in pink ruffled under panties and slip a burqa on him before sending his body back to his family for burial.
Yeah! He would still be our bitch, but only a dead one.
Now, I hope Pat Robertson croaks off real soon! He's now 81 years old. Time for him to take a dirt nap! It's getting way past his dead time!
We have our own Taliban here in the USA!
It's Pat Robertson's 700 Club!
They buried his stinking carcass at sea. I hope the barracudas pick him apart.
ReplyDeleteThis also proves that Obama knows the power of fat. Sure thinling special forces pulled the trigger but you can bet is was fat guys like us Teddy behind computers, analyzing intelligence and flying spie drones that led to his death.
OINK NEWS ALERT
ReplyDeleteWow, it seems like you have attracted a lot of media attention, Fat Bastard! As the Ambassador of Ass here at Bigger Fatter Blog, I'd like to thank all of the media people who have been heaping their praise and sexual requests upon Mr. Fat Bastard, who is not only the President and CEO of NAFAM, but also a luminary on the underground fat journalism scene.
OINK OINK OINK.
@Chris Matthews
I agree, Fat Bastard is an excellent reporter, and I am a valuable part of his news crew.
@Bill O'Reilly
Awesome!
@Glenn Beck
Awesome.
@Rachel Maddow
Awesome.
@Rush Limbaugh
That's not cool.
@Ann Coulter
Awesome.
@Teddy Bear
Oink oink oink.
@Fat Bastard
Unfortunately the drone pilots and intelligence officers still have to follow military fitness requirements. So a pilot that flies a drone has to be just as fit as a pilot who flies in a tiny fighter plane. The fat discrimination is still rampant in the military, they should make me a General because as a fat dude I am clearly the best for the job since I don't need a uniform, just a camouflage tarp with head and arm holes cut out. Also, my bedroom is a great command center since I have my bellytop computer and several video game consoles nearby, all of the major ones. So give me a joystick and I could easily pilot some drones, since I am an expert on video games I would also be an expert on drones. Yet they still would make me pass their medical test! And have a college degree! WHAT THE FUCK??
THIS IS BLATANT DISCRIMINATION AGAINST FAT PEOPLE! I AM TOO FAT FOR COLLEGE! HOW IS A FAT PERSON SUPPOSED TO GET BY IN THIS ECONOMY ON JUST $2,000 A MONTH IN SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY!?!?
BELLY BOY, OUT
Belly Boy walks up to the front of the stage, and lifts up his belly, revealing his glorious micropenis. All the ladies swoon, all the men blush, all the single ladies, all the single ladies. Oh oh OH, oh oh oh! Oh oh OH, oh oh oh. Then Belly Boy vomits all over the front row, and then grabs a Pizza Boy Burger and an Ice Cream Float, and waddles off stage with some attractive audience members around each arm, ones that did not get puked on.
Belly Boy,
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that the CIA hires the best of the best and when it come to computers and computer games fat guys are the best.
It was fat guys who really got bin Laden. They could not have done it without them.
It was fat analysts who ferreted out that bin Laden's safe house did not have internet and that they were burning garbage. Thinling could never have possibly made that connection.
As to the members of the mainstream media complimenting me. That all started when guys like Belly Boy scooped the entire world on the Michael Jackson murder.
ReplyDeleteWith folks like Rev BLA, Belly Boy, Teddy Bear, Rotunda Hindenberg and Brenda Buffet, Proud FA, The Chef and Coach Gains and our millions of reader/reporters Bigger Fatter Blog has become a news juggernaut and your go to source for all things fat.
Dear Fat Bastard,
ReplyDeleteThe CIA has fat drone operators but the military does not. OINK OINK.
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OINK OINK OINK, OINK OINK OINK, OINK OINK OINK.
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I hope you will concede the strength of my arguments.
BELLY BOY
um....impersonating members of the media is not cool...pretending to be other people and commenting on your own post is disappointing, you know?
ReplyDelete@ Belly Boy,
ReplyDeleteI concede to your largeness. The military is still behind the times with don't ask don't tell and they are even more backwards with their don't eat don't swell.
@ Anon,
After giving your post due consideration and careful thought.. BITE ME!
@ BFB loyal readers,
BFB in not the mostly widely read source of all things fat because we indulge in tomfoolery. For over 3 years BFB has been the mainstream media's go to source for all things fat. When ever Fox News, ABC, CBS, NBC, the print media, Yahoo News, and all other internet news, the BBC, PBS, or Al Jazeera needs the skinny on fat they rely on Bigger Fatter Blog for accurate and unbiased fact based reporting.
I honestly did not post the media figure posts. So anonymous, you need to just eat a Belly Boy Burger with your mouth instead of wasting calories attacking people who are BIGGER than you are.
ReplyDelete@Fat Bastard, Yes! We need to end "don't eat, don't swell"!! And let gays serve too. And fat gays. We let left-handed people serve, so why not gays? At least with fat people they could argue we're not as good at running, but we have SUVs so we don't need to run anymore.
@Anon, I agree with Fat Bastard.
@Everyone: USA! USA! USA!
BELLY BOY, OUT
Belly Boy eats many grilled hot dogs with spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut in celebration, as well as some beers and pickles. He belches and waddles off stage.
Did you guys hear that Bin Laden used one of his own wives as a human shield? What a coward!
ReplyDeleteAlso, everyone knows that us fatlings make the best human shields. Since we take up more space, we can absorb more bullets before we pass out from blood loss, blunt force trauma, low blood pressure, and organ failure. But of course it's evil to use anyone as a human shield, but I'm just saying that that evil terrorist was also idiotic for not having fat bodyguards to shield him.
I am also glad that we did not use a missle to blow up Bin Laden. It's better that our elite MUSCLELING Navy SEALS went in and took care of business, and hauled off the body. It was a gutsy risk, because if an American had been injured or killed, everyone would have asked why we didn't just use a missle to be safer. But thankfully it worked out almost perfectly.
It would have been more perfect if Bin Laden had been captured, then we would have been able to interrogate him for more info on more terrorists, before we would put him on a military trial and execute him after a trial.
OINK OINK OINK. I LIKE TO EAT. OINK OINK OINK. THE US CAN'T BE BEAT. OINK OINK OINK. I AM SO COOL. OINK OINK OINK. FOOD MAKES, ME DROOL.
BELLY BOY, SNOUT
Belly Boy waddles up to the mic, drops his pants, and starts making jokes. A heckler in the front row appears, and then Belly Boy turns around and projectile diarrheas all over him, with 20% getting in his mouth and him swallowing it. The rest of the audience backs away from him, before they all start pointing and laughing at him. Before long, several hotling women from the audience come up on stage with moist towelettes to clean off Belly Boy's poo residue and meet him in the back room for some hot micro action.
Hey Belly Boy,
ReplyDeleteProud FA here filling in for Fat Bastard.
You are 100% right. If bin Laden had had some SSBBW's for fat human shield wives they might not have gotten him. If you ever watch Mythbusters when they fire guns into ballistics gel a really big SSBBW's blubber will stop most rounds. Unless they are firing armor piercing rounds the standard NATO round won't even get to a vital organ. I doubt is a really big SSBBW would even feel a round hitting her.
As you know, I have fire a few love torpedoes into the hulls of SS SSBBWs during my hoggin days. They can take a lot of abuse and keep coming back for more.
OINK OINK OINK!
ReplyDeleteOINK OINK OINK!
SPECIAL BREAKING NEWS REPORT!!
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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/weekinreview/01kolata.html
According to my field journalism skills, I, Belly Boy, have uncovered a secret behind liposuction!!
When you have fat sucked out, it will reappear within 1 year, in a different body part than where you had it sucked out.
Do you know what this means??? TEDDY CAN BECOME APPLE SHAPED!!!
All he would need to do is get liposuction on his legs and butt, extensively, and then the fat will re-distribute itself to his upper body within 1 year, and if he does that a few times over the course of 1 year, he will have very skinny legs, a skinny butt, and a HUGE MAMMOTH GUT! He'd be able to live his obese dream!!
But of course, one does not live very long with the perfect apple shaped body. There is definitely a high price to pay for apple shaped perfection, but for millions of people, it's a tradeoff worth making.
As for me, I am strongly considering having liposuction on my belly, to have my fat redistributed to my legs, that way I will be much healthier and able to live to perhaps 80 or 90 years old, instead of 25 or 30.
BELLY BOY, SNOUT
Belly Boy sings an operatic solo, then everyone throws flowers on the stage, which Belly Boy uses his vacuum like mouth to eat, thereby getting in his necessary fruits and vegetables for the year. Then he eats a Pizza Boy Burger over the course of the next 12 hours, with some groupies back stage sharing 1 Pizza Boy Burger for all 4 chicks.
Belly Boy,
ReplyDeleteYou may want to post this on Teddy Biggest Fattest Blog too. As you know Teddy is the foremost obese body type expert on the planet. He could verify the veracity of those claim and we all know that Teddy Bear is smarter than the average bear.
Good evening Fat Bastard and Belly Boy:
ReplyDeleteActually, I have known for quite some time about liposuction, about how removing fat from one area of the body causes the fat to come back again somewhere else. I have heard about this a couple of years ago.
I would hesitate to undergo liposuction. I once saw a video on how it's done, and I nearly passed out.
It can cause damage to blood vessels and lead to other complications.
No, I'll just have to be content to remain pear-shaped because I don't want to go under any procedure that might have some bad side effects.
Now, in the meantime, I have been involved with some other issues.
I have been favoring some more videos on my YouTube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatMan1951#g/f
Also, I would like you to check out this video by DarkMatter2525 on YouTube.
Grappling Ignorance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ivrcVSdaM
It's a very sad story about a high school teacher who came to a small town, and tried to make a difference in his little community. He was an excellent teacher who helped troubled young people to get a good education, but after someone found out he is an atheist and discovered his YouTube channel, he was harassed by ignorant people in his community, and was forced to shut down his channel, or lose his job and end up living in the streets.
He has a new channel now, but now, when he speaks on his videos talking about science or theology, he has to wear a black hood and have his face in shadow so nobody will recognize him.
Please check out one of his videos.
Teach the Controversy- Pwnage Olympics Education 2011 Winner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TONWyYK8F1k
This controversy between science and right-wing Christard Funny-mentalists has become a deeply emotional issue for me.
Please do check out these videos.
Teddy thank you for the heads up on that video.
ReplyDeleteLiposuction make me nervous too but I think I would not be opposed to having a tiny amount of blubber extracted and grown with stem cells and injected back into me. I think for women who are thinking about getting a silicone beef up of their butt or tit should opt for fat injections. AND as Proud FA always says FAT FATTENS BEST!
On a more personal note to you Teddy, the fat liberation and promotion movement needs more folks like you.
OINK!
Teddy,
ReplyDeleteI watched one of the vids and all I can say is non Christians are more loving, tolerant and caring than most Christians aka Christards.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Some people just are not worth helping and some are FUBAR.
Hmmm...if you're 1000 lbs why haven't you been in the news? Interesting...
ReplyDeleteHEY BRIAN
ReplyDeleteThe reason that I don't let the reporters come to film me is simple! I get NO MONEY if they do that, they get 100% of the profits and it just boosts their news ratings. NO THANKS!
Instead I am in contact with a few agents who may decide to take me on as a client, who could then network with TV producers to get me my own reality show. That way I would be on TV, and I'd also get paid for it. Because I simply refuse to lose. I refuse to let them put me on TV for their pure profit, when I was the one who did all the work in getting to this size.
I ALSO HATE BULLIES. Just like Teddy Bear, I hate bullies. I used to get bullied all the time in school because of my size, and one time I was beaten nearly to death after school by some stupid jocks, which is when I withdrew from high school and is why I still don't have my high school degree, which is part of the reason I can't get a job in this tough economy. Therefore I have to scrape by on just $2,000 a month (not a week, a month) but I do get to live in my uncle's mansion and he covers my food, medical, and entertainment bills.
But I'd still want to have a show of my own, called the Belly Boy Variety Hour, or the BELLY BOY SHOW, or maybe even do pornos. The possibilities are endless!
BELLY BOY, OUT
Belly Boy waddles up to the microphone, then slumps over on top of it, crushing it into a flat disc. Belly Boy then eats the disc, impressing several hot chicks who Belly Boy takes back stage to bang with his micro.
There is a high demand for fat ppl in porno...truuuuuuuuuue story.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to hear that that woman-hating Osama bin Laden is dead!
ReplyDeleteI have a theory about why they are keeping all of this so hush-hush, about who killed him. It was probably an elite squad of WOMEN sent to kill the anti-woman terrorist. Yes, he was also a terrorist in general, but he wants to enslave all women by making them have to wear that ugly clothing and not be able to drive or go outside.
Wearing that hijakejrwklrjwel clothes may be fine if you're an 86 pound boy with ovaries, but if you are a real woman, you want to let it all hang out because you overheat too easily.
Us real women, we need to flaunt our delicious curves by wearing the minimum amount of clothing, which helps us to attract mates and keep the national population up, while boosting Social Security and child support, which creates the jobs our economy needs.
No one will be able to eat at will if we have to live under the Taliban style rulings. Us fat women will not be able to get educations at schools, which makes it harder to meet men. I met my first husband at college!! Also we need to be free to do the shopping alone, while the men are working. We can stop off for fast food on the way, which is important for us to stay sexy and nourished for our men. Real men have no attraction to skinny women, they only like fat women with real curves, big personalities, and big bodies.
Belly Boy is not a media whore. He's had many offers I'm sure but he turned them down.
ReplyDeleteBigger Fatter Woman,
ReplyDeleteYou are so right. I think that if there were some fat women in Afganistan the Taliban would be getting their asses kicked and the rest of them would be too busy admiring them.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteObviously you haven't heard of Donna Simpson. She has made a very nice living for herself doing fat pornography. Similarly there are millions of people who masturbate thinking about hyper morbidly obese men. Get with the times.
@Bigger Fatter Woman
I don't think they let fat women be SEALs. In fact, no woman is allowed to be a SEAL under current law. They are considered front-line combat people so they have to be men, and also they can't be fat since they have to be able to run and swim long distances. I'm okay with letting the musclelings do that work, as long as they allow us fatlings to provide backup support. I could absorb about 17,000 rounds before I would start to show signs of FATigue, but I could last at least 198,000 rounds with body armor. (Okay, I know I could only last 1 to 2 rounds but still.)
@Roll Handler
Thank you!! Yes, I have fielded numerous reports from media locusts but I have turned them all away. I'm not like Charlie Sheen just seeking the limelight, I will only be filmed for pay.
@El
You're right. Big Beautiful Women would help turn the tides in the war on terror. Especially if you got an entire legion of BBWs all hitting their monthly period on the same day, LOOK OUT!! They would be swinging terrorists by their beards, and kicking so much ass it'd be almost unfair. The extra money for food an uniforms would be easily worth it.
THE BIGGER FATTER BLOGGER
ReplyDeleteThat's me.
Yeah, I've been through some tough times. I've been kicked, beaten, spat on, stabbed, and shot with BB guns because of my lifestyle. And I'm just talking orientation. I'm oriented towards being fat.
I've had doctors tell me that I was going to die in a few months. I've had them demand that I get liposuction, and even weight loss surgery, which is irreversible and causes fatalities in a significant number of Americans every year. I even had former friends suggest that I get HIV so that I would lose weight that way.
That's right, there are Americans out there who are SO anti-fat prejudiced that they actually think that getting the HIV would be better than being fat.
Is this where our society has degenerated to? Are we no longer at all compassionate about others with different lifestyle choices? What ever happened to freedom of expression? There needs to be a Fat Rights Amendment that would institute Freedom of Food.
This would mean that everyone would be allowed to eat whatever they want, whenever they want, as long as they don't steal it etc. It means that students at school are now allowed to eat pizzas at lunch, even several thousands of calories worth, and guzzle sodas laden with glorious high fructose corn syrup, which everyone knows is a natural and healthy product.
Drinking soda is like drinking concentrated corn. Corn is a plant, and a vegetable or a fruit, so it's healthy. Therefore, drinking soda is healthy. Furthermore, an ice cream float contains both soda and vanilla ice cream, which contains dairy products, and is therefore healthy. So a root beer float is a healthy, balanced part of anyone's diet. Yet we angrily attack fat people just for being healthy sized.
This has got to stop!
Stop the hate!
Before it's too late!
Clean your plate!
Stop the hate!
Don't berate!
Just tolerate!
Eat your food!
And DROP THE ATTITUDE!
GO FAT!
GO EAT!
GO DAIRY!
GO MEAT!
GO VEGGIES!
GO FRIES!
GO FRUIT!
GO PIES!
YAY FOOD!
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR FOOD. LET'S ALL TODAY COME TOGETHER AND ANNOUNCE THAT WE WILL END FAT DISCRIMINATION FOREVER! LET'S MAKE TOMORROW BELLY BOY DAY.
LET'S MAKE TOMORROW BETTER THAN YESTERDAY.
YOU AND ME CAN DO IT TOGETHER.
BELLY BOY DAY.
CELEBRATE, TOLERATE, EAT.
BELLY BOY, OUT
You could/should have your own blog :)
ReplyDeleteBelly Boy could have a spectacular blog!
ReplyDeleteThe Boom Shakka Lakka Belly Boy Blog would rule the fatosphere.
Boom Shakka Lakka it's the Belly Boy Blog.
Oink Oink Oink gonna eat like a hog.
Bomm Shakka Lakka wouldn't that be sweet?
Boom Shakka Lakka EAT EAT EAT!
YO!
Fat Bastard passes the mic to Belly Boy, hooks his power chair to Belly Boy's bed, does a burn out and smokes up the arena.