Fellow fatlings, it's no secret that it's really hard for a fat guy to get laid. I, Fat Bastard look for skinny chicks with low self esteem but Big Fat Reverend Burn offers some great advice for fat guys looking to score some pussy. This is sage advice form a first rate fatlting. His techniques sound fool proof.
This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Bigger Bellies Mean Smaller Brains?
A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals. Their brains look 16 years older than the brains of lean individuals, researchers said today.
Those classified as overweight have 4 percent less brain tissue and their brains appear to have aged prematurely by 8 years.
A lot depends on what you want. You can be a thinker or a stinker. Some of us like me a Teddy are both but the run of the mill rank & file obese glutton is better off being a stinker.
The results, based on brain scans of 94 people in their 70s, represent “severe brain degeneration,” said Paul Thompson, senior author of the study and a UCLA professor of neurology.
“That’s a big loss of tissue and it depletes your cognitive reserves, putting you at much greater risk of Alzheimer’s and other diseases that attack the brain,” said Thompson. “But you can greatly reduce your risk for Alzheimer’s, if you can eat healthily and keep your weight under control.”
The findings are detailed in the online edition of the journal Human Brain Mapping.
Obesity packs many negative health effects, including increased risk of heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and some cancers. It’s also been shown to reduce sexual activity.
More than 300 million worldwide are now classified as obese, according to the World Health Organization. Another billion are overweight. The main cause, experts say: bad diet, including an increased reliance on highly processed foods.
Obese people had lost brain tissue in the frontal and temporal lobes, areas of the brain critical for planning and memory, and in the anterior cingulate gyrus (attention and executive functions), hippocampus (long-term memory) and basal ganglia (movement), the researchers said in a statement today. Overweight people showed brain loss in the basal ganglia, the corona radiata, white matter comprised of axons, and the parietal lobe (sensory lobe).
“The brains of obese people looked 16 years older than the brains of those who were lean, and in overweight people looked 8 years older,” Thompson said.
Obesity is measured by body mass index (BMI), defined as the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters. A BMI over 25 is defined as overweight, and a BMI of over 30 as obese.
The research was funded by the National Institute on Aging, National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, National Center for Research Resources, and the American Heart Association.
Food is better than anything and most Americans agree. Why be smart when you can eat?
Those classified as overweight have 4 percent less brain tissue and their brains appear to have aged prematurely by 8 years.
This is not a bad thing because with age comes maturity. Also, the brain is an energy hog and a smaller brain won't rob precious calories from our bodies.
The results, based on brain scans of 94 people in their 70s, represent “severe brain degeneration,” said Paul Thompson, senior author of the study and a UCLA professor of neurology.
“That’s a big loss of tissue and it depletes your cognitive reserves, putting you at much greater risk of Alzheimer’s and other diseases that attack the brain,” said Thompson. “But you can greatly reduce your risk for Alzheimer’s, if you can eat healthily and keep your weight under control.”
The findings are detailed in the online edition of the journal Human Brain Mapping.
Obesity packs many negative health effects, including increased risk of heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and some cancers. It’s also been shown to reduce sexual activity.
More than 300 million worldwide are now classified as obese, according to the World Health Organization. Another billion are overweight. The main cause, experts say: bad diet, including an increased reliance on highly processed foods.
Obese people had lost brain tissue in the frontal and temporal lobes, areas of the brain critical for planning and memory, and in the anterior cingulate gyrus (attention and executive functions), hippocampus (long-term memory) and basal ganglia (movement), the researchers said in a statement today. Overweight people showed brain loss in the basal ganglia, the corona radiata, white matter comprised of axons, and the parietal lobe (sensory lobe).
“The brains of obese people looked 16 years older than the brains of those who were lean, and in overweight people looked 8 years older,” Thompson said.
Obesity is measured by body mass index (BMI), defined as the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters. A BMI over 25 is defined as overweight, and a BMI of over 30 as obese.
The research was funded by the National Institute on Aging, National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, National Center for Research Resources, and the American Heart Association.
Food is better than anything and most Americans agree. Why be smart when you can eat?
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Fat Acceptance Women Are Jealous Man Hating Racists
One of my best friends and a great friend to the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (FAFAM) is the Chef. The Chef is a very successful man and a man of color as well as a very colorful man.
While it is true that fat girls like Black men but in reality that are only using them for sex because the sexual prowess and the large penises of Black men are well known. Tupac put it best when he said skinny Niggas can really throw the dick but so can fat ones like the Chef.
In 2006 the Chef was kind enough to grace the Dimensions forum with his presence and share his vast knowledge of culinary advice with all the fatlings, feeders and feedees there. The men welcomed him with opened arms but the fat girls turned on this proud man of color simply because he stated that he, The Chef, "ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em" They gave the Chef a hard time for speaking in Ebonic which in itself was highly racist.
PROOF THAT FAT ACCEPTANCE GIRLS ARE RACISTS!
This above link is to a very long thread so I, Fat Bastard will only post a few highlights and low lights,
Here is the Chef's introductory post:
My fine, sexy Miss Ella, don't be so down on the Chef. The Chef ain't judgin nobody but how can yall talk about bein takin seriously when you got a picture of you in a thong dancin on a pole?
Don't get the Chef wrong, you got a fine plump ass and the Chef appreciates you showin it but the Chef don't see how you can preach about bein takin seriously when you stickin your fine sexy behind in peoples faces!
The Chef's daddy was a proud black man who taught the Chef to take pride in what he has accomplished.
It is the custom of some accomplished black men to speak in the third person. The Chefs personal style is his personal style. The Chef is deply sorry that you are offended by style of communication.
The Chef responded: .............and this aint a racist forum.......huh!
Samantha Lies and asks: You want an unbiased comment from a brother?
Okay.
And LOOOK!!! He be one of them coloreds!
Chef responds: Why? to cover up your racist comments?
This is ridiculous. The only benefit to this thread is the cut aminals.
Thread closed due to racial slurs by chef. Totally non-productive thread.
You're outta the game, Chef.
While it is true that fat girls like Black men but in reality that are only using them for sex because the sexual prowess and the large penises of Black men are well known. Tupac put it best when he said skinny Niggas can really throw the dick but so can fat ones like the Chef.
In 2006 the Chef was kind enough to grace the Dimensions forum with his presence and share his vast knowledge of culinary advice with all the fatlings, feeders and feedees there. The men welcomed him with opened arms but the fat girls turned on this proud man of color simply because he stated that he, The Chef, "ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em" They gave the Chef a hard time for speaking in Ebonic which in itself was highly racist.
PROOF THAT FAT ACCEPTANCE GIRLS ARE RACISTS!
This above link is to a very long thread so I, Fat Bastard will only post a few highlights and low lights,
Here is the Chef's introductory post:
Big man, big appetite, no apologies!
The Chef is a big man with a big appetite, he ain't apologizin for that. The Chef is a big man because he has a big appetite and he has a big appetite because he is a big man. There ain't nothin wrong with folks havin a healthy appetite!
A few years ago the Chef posted at the NAAFA board. The Chef had many fine friends over there and the Chef was sad the see their fine board closed to the public. The Chef tried a few other SA forums but he could never find anything as good as the NAAFA. The Chef thought about the Dimensions site but was put off by the idea or feederism, but the Chef did some thinkin........ as a chef in real life, the Chef is a feeder. You see, the Chef cooks up fine dinners for many fine people 6 nights a week. The Chef knows that many of his customers are fat folks. The Chef serves larger than average portions of food and the big folks appreciate that. The Chef's place is well known for its hearty portions and fair prices. The Chef is proud of the reputation he has built for himself. The Chef owes much of his success to the fact that, like the Chef, big folks have big appetites and they enjoy eatin a lot of food. The Chef don't get no wood off it but the Chef does make a dollar off of the feedin of fat folks!
The Chef is gonna stick around here for a bit and check things out.
The Chef hopes to make many fine, new friends here!
A few years ago the Chef posted at the NAAFA board. The Chef had many fine friends over there and the Chef was sad the see their fine board closed to the public. The Chef tried a few other SA forums but he could never find anything as good as the NAAFA. The Chef thought about the Dimensions site but was put off by the idea or feederism, but the Chef did some thinkin........ as a chef in real life, the Chef is a feeder. You see, the Chef cooks up fine dinners for many fine people 6 nights a week. The Chef knows that many of his customers are fat folks. The Chef serves larger than average portions of food and the big folks appreciate that. The Chef's place is well known for its hearty portions and fair prices. The Chef is proud of the reputation he has built for himself. The Chef owes much of his success to the fact that, like the Chef, big folks have big appetites and they enjoy eatin a lot of food. The Chef don't get no wood off it but the Chef does make a dollar off of the feedin of fat folks!
The Chef is gonna stick around here for a bit and check things out.
The Chef hopes to make many fine, new friends here!
Missaff Warmly Welcomes the Chef
Welcome aboard!
Dimensions is not solely about feeding people. We are from many walks of life and many background, and most of us are here because we appreciate the friendships and understanding from Fat Admiration. You will find we love food, and enjoy it, but we are also here for Size Acceptance and a place to feel welcome.
So... welcome!
Dimensions is not solely about feeding people. We are from many walks of life and many background, and most of us are here because we appreciate the friendships and understanding from Fat Admiration. You will find we love food, and enjoy it, but we are also here for Size Acceptance and a place to feel welcome.
So... welcome!
The Chef Responds in Kind
The Chef thanks you for your warm welcome!
The Chef is glad this is more than feeder site. The Chef does like his ladies on the large side. He prefers his ladies on the rubenesque side and then some! BUT he ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em.
As a man of color, the Chef understands discrimination and knows that fat folks face it on a regular basis. SA is a movement that more big folks should become involved in.
The Chef is glad this is more than feeder site. The Chef does like his ladies on the large side. He prefers his ladies on the rubenesque side and then some! BUT he ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em.
As a man of color, the Chef understands discrimination and knows that fat folks face it on a regular basis. SA is a movement that more big folks should become involved in.
Then the racist angry man hating fat girls began their vicious cyber lynching of the Chef and oh boy does it get ugly!
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Originally Posted by Ella Bella How about using I and me every now and again? It's gonna be hard to take your posts seriously when you keep calling yourself The Chef. Makes me think of The Rock. |
Don't get the Chef wrong, you got a fine plump ass and the Chef appreciates you showin it but the Chef don't see how you can preach about bein takin seriously when you stickin your fine sexy behind in peoples faces!
A particularly FUGLY fat girl Tina attacks the Chef and calls him a troll but she was really calling him a Nigger.
The chef is warned to keep himself in check. The chef hasn't made the friendliest of entrances now after that swipe, and given the latest troll invasion, and the reality that all new registrants within the last few days could be more of the same, the chef runs the risk of a very quick censure. Just so the chef knows.
In other words ACT WHITE YOU NIGGER!
Originally Posted by SamanthaNY
Here's the deal, Sparky. It's pompous and arrogant to continue to use this third-person speech. Not only will people not take you seriously, it's a gimmick that's gonna wear quickly and move from amusing to unfunny to annoying.
I realize that you feel this is your "thing", but it's difficult for others to communicate with that manner of speaking/posting. You seem like a friendly fellow, so I'm merely suggesting that you reconsider your approach. Use the third-person on every third Sunday and/or holidays if you must.
The Chef does not feel that he is pompous or arrogant. The Chef is a humble man, a Christian man.I realize that you feel this is your "thing", but it's difficult for others to communicate with that manner of speaking/posting. You seem like a friendly fellow, so I'm merely suggesting that you reconsider your approach. Use the third-person on every third Sunday and/or holidays if you must.
The Chef's daddy was a proud black man who taught the Chef to take pride in what he has accomplished.
It is the custom of some accomplished black men to speak in the third person. The Chefs personal style is his personal style. The Chef is deply sorry that you are offended by style of communication.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SamanthaNY Equal Time For Whitey!! |
Quote:
The Chef thinks that perhaps this strong young brother should take a gander at this thread and comment on weather or not he thinks there are racist overtones to what has been said to the Chef. |
Okay.
Quote:
Originally Posted by THE CHEF .............and this aint a racist forum.......huh |
Quote:
Originally Posted by mossystate And on that note....me thinks this thread needs to be closed. |
Chef responds: Why? to cover up your racist comments?
This is ridiculous. The only benefit to this thread is the cut aminals.
Thread closed due to racial slurs by chef. Totally non-productive thread.
You're outta the game, Chef.
Fellow Fatlings; there were no racial slurs on the part or the Chef. See it for your The racists closed the thread because the Chef is very smart and clever and he outed them.
Friday, July 1, 2011
What the Bible says about Liberals and Fat People
Politics and Religion: What the Bible says about Liberals
What the Bible says about Liberals
- God makes liberals fat.
- The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
- And since being fat is is sure sign of righteousness in the eyes of God, liberals are righteous people.
- The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14
- Liberals are not vile, villainous, hypocrites that steal from the poor and hungry.
- The vile person shall be no more called liberal ... For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy ... to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail. -- Isaiah 32:5-6
- Liberals distribute wealth from the rich to the poor.
- For your liberal distribution ... unto all men ... Thanks be unto God. -- 2 Corinthians 9:13-15
- And lastly, liberals devise and stand for liberal things.
- The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand. -- Isaiah 32:8
Michael Moore is a fat liberal! |
And like Dennis Kucinich you get a hot wife in the bargain |
FDR and the New Deal |
God killed JFK and RFK and he gave Teddy brain cancer! |