Carrie Fisher Weight Loss: SELLOUT!
When it is going to end?! First is was Fergie the Princess of Pork, then Valerie Bertinelli then Kirstie Alley, then Marie Osmond and now Carrie Fisher.
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| Sultry sow Kirstie now a bag of bones! |
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| Plump pretty piglette Val now a bony bimbo |
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Hot hog Marie now skinny and skanky
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I say, Corpulent Bastard, what an astute observation!
ReplyDeleteYour scientific analysis of the sexual attractivity of these formerly fine female figures is fantabulous!
Those royal rolls, those captivating cankles, those bulbous boobs, I do declare that these previously plump porkers should restore themselves to the Eatatorioum post-haste!
As a learned scientist I can tell you that in just a few short months I can have them back to normal, plugging away insatiably. The only question remains: do we have enough Fat Admirers willing to step up to this task? This bevy of beauties requires at least ten to twenty men each.
Indubitably!!
This is horrible!
ReplyDeleteSome more women have disappeared into the Bariatric Bermuda Triangle!
Prof,
ReplyDeleteYou are so correct. These skinny waifs need 6 weeks of intense aggressive tube feeding by our own Dean of Feederism Proud FA. They need to hang out with Carnie Wilson who managed to defeat the ghastly weight loss surgery that she was bullied into getting. Carnie is one dedicated and glorious gorgeous girl glutton.
@ Teddy,
This is a travesty. This trend is alarming. Kirstie Alley is skinny AGAIN! Now that corpulent cunt Nancy Grace is on Dancing with the Stars. I really don't care what happens to her so long as she breaks her Michael Jackson neck.
Where will this all end Teddy? What are your thoughts?
HEY HEY HEY!
ReplyDeleteIT'S FAT BELLY BOY!
I am really excited about the re-starting of NFL football coming up soon after the pre-season. Which team do you guys think I should start rooting for? I got into football by playing MADDEN NFL 2011. I LOVE VIDEO GAMES!
I just ate a nice solid cheese log that Rev. Lard Ass sent me, and I've been having high-quality BMs all week due to incorporating some chocolate laxatives into my diet. It's important to eat some laxatives, and not just meat and alcohol and some carbs like pasta with alfredo sauce. Oh man, I'm going to go make my slave (butler) make me some effing pasta with alfredo sauce.
I can taste it now. I love Alfredo Sauce. It is divine.
Also, I want to go to whatever college Professor Eatmorr teaches at! I should get a full ride, and unlimited food at the campus cafeteria. UNLIMITED. NO LIMITS. I also need to be brought one virgin to bang every week. My libido is slowing down these days as I have just re-crossed the 1,000 lbs mark. This time it's not from leg swelling as I have my legs wrapped and my butler massages them twice a day for 25 minutes each time, which really keeps the oozing to a minimum.
I can't wait for some new video games like the new Oblivion and the new Diablo 3 to come out, and the new expansion for Starcraft II. I also really can't want to have some more Belly Boy Burgers with ice cream for dessert.
Rev. Lard Ass is working on a new dessert and I am so horny for it I have a blue stomach for it.
BELLY BOY, OUT
Fat Bastard said...
ReplyDelete@ Teddy,
This is a travesty. This trend is alarming. Kirstie Alley is skinny AGAIN! Now that corpulent cunt Nancy Grace is on Dancing with the Stars. I really don't care what happens to her so long as she breaks her Michael Jackson neck.
Where will this all end Teddy? What are your thoughts?
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I'm afraid this travesty will never end as long as people are being brain-washed by the Hollywood media.
You know, the average home actually has two washing machines.
One in the laundry room for washing clothes.
And one in the living room for washing brains. It's called a TV.
Yeah! The TV is the brain-washing machine!
I very seldom watch TV much anymore, except when there are some good science fiction movies, or something educational on PBS.
Last night I watch three episodes of NOVA about human evolution.
And when the National Geographic Channel sometimes has something about Astronomy or space exploration, or something about geology, paleontology, ancient fossils, etc. etc.
But most of the NEWS now is right-wing bullshit, so I very seldom watch TV anymore.
I love Astronomy, because the universe is huge! The universe is big, really huge, absolutely obese.
I enjoy the big things in life, the big things in the cosmos.
And the universe is expanding, getting bigger and fatter all the time.
So, I don't pay any attention to these celebrities who are trying to get thinner and thinner.
I hope they all disappear!
I say, Mr. Teddy Bear, you do indubitably seem to be a great person for my burgeoning Size Studies degree! You could obtain a Bachelor's of Science in Bariatrics! Indubitably! But we have no courses in astronomy. We cancelled them so that we could offer several courses in gastronomy, however.
ReplyDeleteAt my University, we are not right-wing. We are also not left-wing. We are a new form of political activists, the buffalo wing. So, we are a bunch of buffalo wingers over here, supporting fat rights and opposing idiocy such as the Fat Tax, the Soda Tax, the Gut Tax, the Butt Tax, and extra unfair taxes on Big & Tall clothing that makes it harder for persons of size to get into the right clothing.
We fully support the idea that every 500+ lbs needs to be able to wear a string bikini at the beach, or anywhere else, and if other folks don't like it then too bad.
My wife Berthalina weighs over 500 pounds and she seldom bathes! Indubitably! She teaches a course on gastronomy, and her and I co-teach a course on Sizeuality: The Science of Corpulent Copulation.
To Professor Eatmorr, Teddy and Belly Boy,
ReplyDeleteBigger Fatter Blog is the elite of fat acceptance. The greatest minds in the new fat acceptance come here to discuss all things fat and gluttonous.
It's folks like you three and others like RevBLA, Proud FA, Proud Plumpette, Coach Gaines, The Chef, Ghetto Kid and so many more that make the new fat acceptance make my old damaged ticker flutter with pride.
Professor Eatmorr said...
ReplyDelete"We fully support the idea that every 500+ lbs needs to be able to wear a string bikini at the beach, or anywhere else, and if other folks don't like it then too bad."
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Yes, absolutely!!!
If you happen to be a super morbidly obese apple-shaped male with fat arms that are bigger around than your legs, great big fat man boobs or "moobs" a great big belly that hangs down over the front of your pants, love-handles that are much broader than your hips, a great big roll of fat on your lower-back that protrudes out further than your butt, narrow hips, a small butt, and skinny legs, then, you can't help it if you can't find shirts large enough to cover your bellybutton, and you can't help it if your pants slide half-way down on your butt, exposing your butt-crack.
So, they really can't help it if they go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks,
Super-morbidly obese apple-shaped males usually have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease, so they should come under the legal protection of the ADA, Americans with Disability Act.
Therefore, they should be exempt from any laws covering indecent exposure.
Super morbidly obese apple-shaped should be allowed to wear a speedo on the beach or at public swimming pool.
Even if your belly hangs down over the front of your speedo completely hiding it, making you appear to be wearing nothing as seen from the front. And when you turn around, only then, when seen from behind, people can see that you are indeed wearing a speedo, even though it has slid half-way down on your butt.
To arrest such an individual for "indecent exposure" would be discrimination against someone who is disabled due to having diabetes and heart disease because of his massive amount of upper-body fat.
Not only does having massive upper-body obesity greatly increase the risk of having diabetes and heart disease, but also, having a small butt and skinny legs in addition to upper-body obesity further increases the risk of heart disease.
So, in that case, you're hit with a double whammy!!!
Now, if your belly hangs down to your knees, and your love-handles hang down lower than your hips, and that great big roll of fat on your lower-back hangs down over your butt, then, it is physically impossible to put on pants anymore.
In which case, you should be allowed to go about in public completely in the nude, as naked as the day you were born!
That's because, all of your private part would be completely hidden by your low-hanging upper-body fat.
And since you can't wear pants anymore, then why even bother to put on a shirt! Eh?
Teddy said: "Super-morbidly obese apple-shaped males usually have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes, and heart disease, so they should come under the legal protection of the ADA, Americans with Disability Act."
ReplyDeleteOINK! I am one of those apples!
Teddy said, "Now, if your belly hangs down to your knees, and your love-handles hang down lower than your hips, and that great big roll of fat on your lower-back hangs down over your butt, then, it is physically impossible to put on pants anymore.
In which case, you should be allowed to go about in public completely in the nude, as naked as the day you were born!"
That makes perfect sense. It is a shame to have a giant pannus only to cover it up 10X sweat pants and a 10X top.
It covers genitals of both males and females.
Indubitably! I also have discovered that for health and sanitation purposes, it is more efficient if morbidly obese people wear as little clothing as they can.
ReplyDeleteFat provides insulation against cold, keeping the body warm. Those who are morbidly obese have a large amount of body fat that replaces the insulatory duties of clothing. Therefore, these voluptuous vertebrates should wear very little clothing, lest they overheat and sweat more, which would cause them to need more showers and hurt the environment by increasing soap and water usage.
That's why I advocate loin cloth usage, speedo usage, and bikini usage, for all people, especially fat people. And of course, for those with a high grade pannus, they should be exempt from all indecent exposure laws as long as they do not lift up their pannus or back pannus to "flash" someone.
Us Buffalo Wingers feel that this is fine, and that we should be allowed to ride the bus naked if we choose. We are also lobbying for the introduction of new Bariatric Seating on all public modes of transportation. These would be double the normal size, and if it's two thin people they can sit in that one seat, meanwhile if it is a Person of Size, they may simply sit there and be comfortable, without having the seat divider press uncomfortably against their buttocks.
Mr. Bear, your analysis of Fat Rights in the area of Pants and Shirts is spot-on. Indecent exposure laws were drafted with only the thin in mind. They make no sense when they are applied to Men and Women of Size. Indubitably!
One of my students has even gotten a tattoo on his stomach which says "Speedo" and has an arrow pointing downwards. He has informed me that since he got this tattoo he has not been arrested for indecent exposure, whereas before he was arrested six times and had to spend thousands of dollars on legal fees.
I can tell that you are a true Buffalo Winger yourself, whether you realize it or not!
Professor Eatmorr said...
ReplyDelete"One of my students has even gotten a tattoo on his stomach which says "Speedo" and has an arrow pointing downwards. He has informed me that since he got this tattoo he has not been arrested for indecent exposure, whereas before he was arrested six times and had to spend thousands of dollars on legal fees."
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Yes, the tattoo on the belly that says "speedo" is an excellent idea if your belly hangs down to your thighs. Then it also hangs down over the front of your speedo completely hiding it, causing you to appear naked when seen from the front.
Of course, if you're walking the streets wearing a speedo, a cop may request that you turn around so that he can see from behind that you are wearing a speedo, and even if it's half-way down on your butt exposing some butt-crack, he still has to let you go, because being a disabled super morbidly obese apple-shaped male, you can't help it if your shorts or pants or speedo slides half-way down on your butt.
And even if your pants fall down while walking, you still can't help it. You're disabled because of your super super morbidly obese apple-shaped body
Now, stores and restaurants do have a police, no shirt no shoes, no service.
OK, but if you can't find shirts big large enough to cover your bellybutton, nobody has a right to complain about that, and there is no law against exposing your bellybutton anyway.
But super super morbidly obese apple-shaped males and females should be exempt from the law against low-hanging pants.
HEY EVERYBODY, BELLY BOY HERE!!
ReplyDeleteI just got some UNFORTUNATE NEWS.
Donna Simpson is going on a DIET!!! She wants to lose down to about 360 pounds! Her fiancé dumped her, and now she's looking to lose weight so that she can better take care of her kids.
She is abandoning all of her Fat Admirers, and her $90k a year income from her website.
Meanwhile, a new upstart gainer Susanne Eman is taking on the crown of the woman trying to become the fattest in the world, and she's set her sights on the 1 ton mark.
In this Row of the Sows, only one woman can come out on top. My money is on this sizzling newcomer, who is nearly as fat as I am. Her and I would make a great team, working together in our quest to become... the world's fattest married couple!! LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
OINK OINK OINK!!!
BELLY BOY, OUT
There is so much to cover here and I will comment on everything Teddy and the professor said at a later date as I am on a feeding frenzy.
ReplyDeleteI would like to speak to the Donna Simpson tragedy. The fat haters have brain washed her.
Where's NAAFA?
Where's Linda Bacon explaining HAES to Ms Simpson?
I think she saw Susanne Eman gaining on her and she choked. It's disheartening. The competition would have been exciting.
are you on youtube?
ReplyDeleteTeddy and Prof Eatmorr,
ReplyDeleteAs usual you put all your weight behind it an hit it out of the ballpark.
Clothes make us fatling sweat too much but there is nothing like peeling off my clothes after sweating like proverbial pig and getting cooled off in front of a fan that spreads my fat man musk for all to enjoy.
Teddy you are so right. Unless it is sub zero we don't need clothes. If our blubber covers out genitals then there is no need for clothing.
Those cretins at Fierce Freethinking Fatties have removed my post!! Indubitably!
ReplyDeleteI was merely praising Ms. Eman and Ms. Simpson for their struggles to become the weightiest and therefore sexiest woman alive. I am outraged! I shall report this to the Provost post-haste! INDUBITABLY!
I must re-gather my composure, and pursue relations with my Heavy Girlfriend immediately. She is a mere 19 years of age and has attained the weight of three-hundred and twelve pounds. Then I shall feel vindicated, elated, prostrated, masculated, and satiated.
By the way, stores that require morbidly obese people to wear shirts are violating the law. Stores are required to make reasonable accommodations for disabled people, and if one is fat enough then one is disabled from diabetes and heart disease, and therefore they cannot be required to wear a shirt if it is too difficult. I have used this defense several times for my students while we went on field trips. I myself am a trim 210 pounds (5'11"), so I'm not disabled.
Arne Varkens said...
ReplyDeleteFat Bastard is the king of the internet. He is well known in the Netherlands. If he were Dutch he'd be a national hero.
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WOW Arne! I knew I was a big hit in England. In fact they wrote a song about me called You Fat Bastard but I never knew I was a folk hero in Holland. Thanks for the kind word. OINK!
I am falling into a depression. Over my weight.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Jabba the Hut, and we all know it doesn't end well for him. I haven't been able to find any dates lately, and it is extra tough since I am house-bound and realistically pretty much bed-bound as well. I can only walk around a little bit before I get tired.
I have the stamina to play video games and eat all day though. I just need a good woman to come and help me out, be my woman, cater to my whims, that kinda stuff.
Any suggestions?
oink
belly boy, out
You guys are sickos, enjoy your life fatasses cos it aint gonna last much longer. OBESE FREAKS!
ReplyDeleteBelly Boy, I don't think it's your weight. Please don't get sucked into the fat phobic stuff. You probably just need more insulin, and booze and vicodin.
ReplyDeleteHas Rev BLA been by to boost your spirit and feed you some Belly Boy Burger? You know how much you love Belly Boy Burgers. I know that I got really depressed when I was off my feed.
Get on an online dating service and find yourself a nice skinny chick with a fetish for fat boys. They are out there.