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| What's green and smells like pork? Ans... Kermit's face! |
RELATED: Some of the stinkiest fat girls are the Fat Feminists and they need your help. They posted an article on fat acceptance on Wikipedia. Their estrogen dominance and the candida albicanis aka yeast infections are making their brains toxic. THEY NEED YOUR HELP! Please go to the Wikipedia fat acceptance page and edit their article and warn them about their yeasty crotches. Edit this article.
Fat acceptance movement - Wikipedia
We need to consult Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear for his world renowned expertise on body types. We need to hear his theories. All I can think is this little real life Miss Piggy loved Sesame Street when she was just a little piglet.
She is also a prime example for why she could go to topless beach bottomless because that impressive meat skirt (pannus) covers her pubic area.
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| A flattered Kermit the Frog waxes poetically. |
Kermit's long time main squeeze Miss Piggy is not amused.
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| Miss Piggy and Kermit in happier times |
Miss Piggy when asked for a comment issued this statement: "I cannot speak about this cheap hussy now, I have a frog in my throat."
UPDATE!
Someone claiming to be the artist who created the image of the gorgeous girl glutton with the Kermit torso has threatened Bigger Fatter Blog with legal action stating that posting the image is copyright infringement. He has not proven to my satisfaction that that he is indeed the artist who created this image. Upon further investigation I can find no listing for this clown as being a photographer with any guild or association. Nor does he have a website or a phone listing.
If there are any violations it is on the part of the photographer that morphed the SSBBW model's torso into the likeness of Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Frog and Henson Associates Inc are no strangers to litigation. Is someone else trying to illegally use Kermit the Frog? You cannot deny the strong resemblance.
Henson Associates Inc. said the Walt Disney Company had dropped its fraud claim against the owner of the Muppet characters, but Disney denied the Henson announcement and called it bizarre.
Disney's claim, filed Monday in response to a Henson lawsuit against Disney charging copyright infringement, contends that Henson violated an oral agreement that Disney could use the Muppets.
"The fact that Disney is already withdrawing one of its most offensive allegations underscores the weakness of their defense," Henson's statement said.
But Disney said: "We have not withdrawn our fraud claim. We feel the release was pretty bizarre."
The Henson lawsuit, filed late last week in Federal court in Manhattan, accuses Disney of using Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and other Muppet characters without permission. It was set to go to trial on May 13.
Is Daniel V Smith working for Disney? Did he unlawfully create a likeness of Kermit the Frog?
Henson, in its statement Thursday, also said Disney had agreed to stop selling or displaying merchandise that showed the Muppets at least until after a Federal judge ruled on the copyright-infringement lawsuit filed against Disney by Henson Associates Inc.
WORLD'S BIGGEST ASS EXPOSED!
Simply awkward.
ReplyDeleteGood evening Fat Bastard!
ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't been posting much lately.
I've been really busy working on my YouTube channel, and I now have 112 Playlists on my Big Fat Heretic channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatHeretic
As you know, my channel promotes science education, and takes a stand against ignorant Christard Funny-mentalists and Retardicans.
Anyway . . . . .
I've been thinking about the NAAFA who merely promote "size acceptance" but still refuses to promote gluttony or even accept it, as we do on our blogs.
I propose we start a new organization that is International in scope.
The IAAPOG
The International Association to Advance and Promote Obesity and Gluttony!
Not merely accepting obesity and gluttony, but advancing and promoting obesity and gluttony!
It can also be divided into two major groups, The Apple Auxiliary and the Pear Auxiliary.
The goal of the Apple Auxiliary is to develop a huge massive upper-body to the point where your shirt sleeves are bigger than your pants!
The goal of the Pear Auxiliary is to develop a huge massive lower-body to the point where your pants legs are bigger than your shirts!
Of course, apple-shaped guys, when they get to where their upper-arms and forearms are bigger around than their hips, the belly and love-handles will hang down so low that it will become physically impossible to wear pants anymore, but, you get the general idea.
And naturally, obese people who are pear-shaped, when they get to where their legs are so thick they can't bend their knees or sit down anymore, they'll be able to sleep standing up!
And again, of course, when obese apple-shaped guys get to where their bellies go down to the floor, they won't be able to sit on a chair anymore, they'll have to sit their little butts on a tall bar stool, and lean slightly forward on their great big round bellies to take some of the weight off their feet, and then, they can sleep sitting up on a tall bar stool.
Also, since these extremely obese apple-shaped guys won't be ably to wear pants anymore . . .
. . . then why even bother to put on a shirt?
We can establish International Nude Colonies for super obese people who are apple-shaped.
Of course, ALL super obese people, both apple-shaped AND pear-shaped my choose to live in the nude colonies, since we don't discriminate.
We're also beginning to see a more wider verity of shapes. Some will become more spherical and some will become almost flying saucer shaped, and some will become like blobs spreading out all over the place.
Yeah! I have seen the future . . .
. . . and it is FAT!!!
Oh, by the way!
ReplyDeleteMy birthday is on September 30.
I will be 60 years old.
Happy B day Teddy!
ReplyDeleteTeddy once again you hit another one out of the park!
ReplyDeleteSince the schism in the FA movement with NAAFA publicly distancing themselves from Dimensions the entire movement has lost steam. The movement has splintered and the infighting is sad. When NAAFA was in its heyday they had a strong association with feedersim and fat admirers were the cornerstone of fat acceptance. Gaining and fat worship was what put the modern post Bill Fabrey NAAFA on the map.
Promotion, acceptance and enabling should be part of the fat acceptance mission statement but sadly they are all hung up on hating skinny women and marginalizing fat men. We are the true proud gluttons.
If one cannot accept, promote and embrace gluttony then they are not true fat acceptors. Gluttony, after all, is the foundation of obesity.
Teddy, work on a good mission statement and let's light this candle.
Excellent!
ReplyDeleteFat Bastard! I have grand news for us true fat acceptors. Paula Deen is Maxim's Hottest Chef this year! It's a great victory for us gluttons!
ReplyDeleteThat is great news PP, They butter queen is one great food slut!
ReplyDeleteDear 'Fat Bastard,'
ReplyDeleteIt has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work entitled _46I9027 (the "Work") in the preparation of a work derived therefrom.
I have reserved all rights in the Work, which was first published on February 13, 2011 on Me.com and I have registered the copyright.
Your work entitled Gorgeous Girl Glutton Morphs Into Kermit the Frog: Take that Miss Piggy! and which appears on your web site at http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2011/09/gorgeous-girl-glutton-morphs-into.html, is essentially identical to the Work and clearly used the Work as its basis. You neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for Gorgeous Girl Glutton Morphs Into Kermit the Frog: Take that Miss Piggy! nor to make or distribute copies of it.
Therefore, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights, under Title 17 U.S.C. § 101, et seq., and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $100,000, per instance of infringement.
I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies of it, and that you deliver to me all unused, undistributed copies of it, or destroy such copies immediately, and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future.
If I have not received an affirmative response from you by noon (12:00 pm Eastern Standard Time) on Monday, December 12, 2011 indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall consider taking the full legal remedies available to rectify this situation.
As specified under Title 17 U.S.C. §§ 512, civil penalties for copyright infringement may include fines up to $100,000 per instance of copyright infringement and additional penalties for modifying the work and/or defaming the rights holder, as I believe your website does.
Sincerely,
Daniel V. Smith
PS - Spending my time issuing DMCA notifications to hateful bloggers, rather than enjoying the company of my family, makes me very grumpy and very, very litigious.
CC: Embarq Communications (Embarq IP address nc-71-54-135-23.dhcp.embarqhsd.net 71.54.135.23 was used to access/administrate the blogspot blog, according to public records, and has been linked to spam posting)
Dan,
ReplyDeleteOINK OINK OINK and welcome to Bigger Fatter Blog.
As you know and the Fair Use exception to the copyright law allow non commercial use of copyrighted material.
Here is an example. Let's say that I, Fat Bastard were teaching a music class and I played some Beatles CDs for the class that would fall under the fair us exception. As you know, Bigger Fatter Blog is a fat acceptance blog so we discuss all things fat for educational and academic purposes. That being the case that small image of your photo that depicts a naked fat girl whose upper torso resembles the beloved Kermit the Frog is being used here on the non profit blog strictly for academic, political and educational purposes and therefore is allowed under fair use.
Perhaps you need a better understanding of the law regarding the scope of copyright protection.
We had another person demanding that Bigger Fatter Blog remove her image and she also turned out to be a troll. I think my readers recall her silly demands. In that article we were discussing the panniculous that forms on many gluttons.
Kermit girl has an impressive pannus/pannicula/paniculous/panny/meat skirt/blubber apron but unlike a grade 5 pannus her's has more character and the resemblance to the beloved Kermit the Frog is unmistakable and miraculous. It's very much like finding the face of Jesus burned into a taco shell, waffle or slice of toast. That happened to me once but I ate the toast. I did check my poop for a sculpture of Jesus but sadly it was a triple flusher and it smelled awful. If Jesus were there I doubt he'd stick around for long.
I rather doubt Dan if you are a professional photographer as I cannot find website for you or anyway to contact you. I suspect that you are just a perv with a camera who did a little too much hoggin in college and now you go around with a camera, lights and some back grounds and pass yourself off to pathetic fat girls as some sort of artist telling them they have perty eyes so that you can pork them. Tell me if I'm wrong.
I bet you don't take any glamor/porn pictures of fat boys.