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| Fat surfer shooting the curl and enjoy smoke |
Fat Phobic Surf Band Refuses to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers
By Rotunda Hindenberg
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| Rotunda Hindenberg Fatbody award winning reporter |
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| Gunslinger guitarist Mark Kuhn on right with his band mates. |
I don't give a big fat girl toilet clogging shit how good and how cute these guys are and how cutting edge their music may be, the mere fact that they see fit to not have fat girls as go go dancers shows just how fat phobic surf bands are. Voodoo Court it no exception. Surfers in general are fat phobic. Seriously, when is the last time you saw a fat surfer? They are all lean guys the kind us fat girls swoon over. They don't make surf boards to fat people and that just as well as most of us with rather hang out on a party barge with plenty of good food, some BC hydro and some booze.
I was first attracted to Voodoo Court after hearing their food friendly songs like, Kibbles and Bits, Fish Taco, Swallow the Clam, (Us fat girls have big chowder clams) Salmon Creek, Eat Me Coffee Stained Shirt Heavy on the Cream and Cheese Whiz yum. One cannot deny the great talent, intriguing guitar styling and compositional skill of Voodoo Court but one must wonder why they don't have fat go go dancers. Sure these leanlings they have now are smoking hot and I, Rotunda Hindenberg, a super sized bi sexual womyn would be Heavy on the Cream after tasting their Fish Tacos with a little Cheese Whiz for extra flavor since skinny girls rarely come with cheese one must ask Voodoo Court, what do you have against fat girls?
Here is Voodoo Court performing Fish Taco. Sure it is a stellar performance but once again the go go dancers are anorexic! Apparently they only eat salads YUK and save their tacos for the members of Voodoo Court ..... SKINNY SLUTS! This is just more dangerous thinsporation for the 70% of the population that is anorexic!
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| Critically acclaimed album by Voodoo Court. |
The surf may not be for pussies but neither are fat girls. So Voodoo Court, if you guys can't man up because this fat girl's muff is too tough, you'd better stick with a stick. Only a dog wants a bone.
Voodoo Court has embedded subliminal messages into their music to encourage young girl to starve themselves to death. Buried in the reverb are phrases like, food is the enemy, fat is evil, starvation is good and purge. The skeleton says it all! Voodoo Court is a musical eating disorder.
Well, there is some scientific dispute as to whether or not subliminal messages imbedded in music or videos actually work.
ReplyDeleteBut, it's the intention and the motivation behind such subliminal messaging that I take issue with.
Anyway . . . . .
Any band, or anyone who promotes eating disorders causing young ladies to become anorexic, such promoters of eating disorders, as fat as I'm concerned, are murderers.
They are the absolute scum of the earth!
Teddy Bear
If you knew Rontunda you would know that she's a great reporter and journalist but she tends to get a bit NAAFA. The Chef's son, Chef Jr is a rapper and he has a state of the art studio. He analyzed the tunes from their latest CD The Surf's Not of Pussies and he couldn't find any subliminal messages. I, Fat Bastard downloaded their songs Fish Taco, Eat Me and Heavy on the Cream and they seemed to spike my appetite. I ate a lot more at post breakfast and then pre lunch but lunch was normal. Post lunch is coming up and I have a pretty good appetite. If there are subliminal messages we didn't find them so far and in my case I think the music kinda put me into a feeding frenzy. It's really good eating music. The beats are fast which tends to make me eat fast.
ReplyDeleteIts not right that this band promotes anorexia. I am a 15 yr old sufferer from the disease and its horrible. I am currently on a pro ana (pro anorexia) diet called the miss richie diet which consists of everything nicole richie reportedly eats. Its less than 200 calories a day. I weigh 102 lbs but my goal weight is 99. I have such low self esteem that I rarely go out in public because I'm afraid of wat people think of me. That being said, the promotion of obeisity is just as dangerous and deadly as the promotion of anorexia. I promise I do not judge you guys because the sites I normally visit are also unhealthy but I hope you understand that chronic eating is just as much of a disorder as anorexia. If you need help understanding what anorexics go through, you can go to this site: anabones.wetpaint.com/page/diets . Those are some of the most popular diets among anorexics. I've tried all of them. (I haven't tried the diet coke diet yet though. I might do that next week) Sad, huh? You may not realize it but your lifestyle is just as dangerous as the one promoted by that site. So please stop calling anoexics "skinny sluts" and educate yourselves on the psychology behind anorexia. We aren't all go go dancing hos. Were just normal girls with low self esteem trying to make the mirror happy.
ReplyDeleteAnd if u need more insight into the mind of an anorexic then look up these songs on youtube (or at least read the quote from the song I put in parentheses after the title):
ReplyDeleteDrake ft. Nicki Minaj- Make Me Proud (and I love it when your hairs still wet cause you just took a shower, After runnin on the treadmill and only eating salad)
Superchick- courage (then someone tells me how good I look and for a moment- for a moment- I am happy.)
Avril lavigne- supermodel (I didn't eat yesterday and I'm not gonna eat today and I'm not gonna eat tomorrow cause I'm gonna be a supermodel.)
Bethany dillon-beautiful (sometimes I wish I was someone other than me. Fighting to make the mirror happy.)
Lisa loeb- falling apart (her mother is starting to see through her lies, and last night her father had tears in his eyes)
Those ana chicks are crazy but they are hot. Skinny chicks are hot!
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