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This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Trumpty Dumpty And His Trumpa Lumpas

Oompa Loompa poopidy do

All I can say is Donald FUCK YOU!

Trumpa Lumpa GOP sighs

As the party withers and dies.

Trump lumpa doopidy do

I have another puzzle for you.

Trumpa lumpa dumpity dee

If you are wise you will listen to me

What are you when you grab a pussy?

A filthy pig with an IQ of three.

Then you lose another debate

All I have to say is check mate

What a filthy pig Trump is!

Trumpa lumpa doopidy die
Everything Trump says is a lie.

Trumpa lumpa his bankruptcies
Students screwed Trump University
Trumpty Dumpty building a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall

1 comment:

AnonymousNovember 18, 2022 at 9:52 PM
Fuck a Trumpa cancer for you.

If you vote for Trump, you belong in a zoo.
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