Monday, June 22, 2009

Thinlings Facing Extinction:

SAVE THE THINLINGS!

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Thinling Nurses: A fatling's best friend


I'm sure the man hating loons of the old and irrelevant and maladroit NAAFA style fat acceptance will cry traitor at this article I am about to write. OK girls, let's hear your simpleminded, predictable and nonsensical diatribes. Our faithful readers will give them the drubbing they deserve. Fat Bastard will shoot down your half baked boneheaded logic with one brain tied behind his back. Bring it on you crazy bitches.

Unlike the crazy hate mongering paranoid yeast beasts of the old fat acceptance those of us in the new fat acceptance don't think that everyone is out to get fat people but then again men and even sissified fat men don't go through life with the tragic victim mentality so typical with fat girls.

As we all know Americans have taken the lead in most everything. We won the space race and now we lead the world in consumption. Americans are by far the world's greatest consumers. I can proudly say that Americans are the worlds biggest and greediest gluttons. Our greedy gluttony has made the US the engine of the world's economy and that is a good thing. Greed and gluttony are good but can we have too much of a good thing? I didn't think so but unlike people like Kate Harding the numbers don't lie. I am pleased as punch that 73% of Americans are fat or obese but it really does appear that we are rapidly reaching a tipping point. In my opinion and in the opinion of many other experts America may actually be getting too fat. The bottom line is, we soon will not have enough thinlings to serve the needs of the fatlings.

Lets start with the military, national security and combat readiness. Fatlings rely on cheap gasoline for their gluttonous SUVs. With our military getting too fat to fight soon the US will not be able to assure a secure and affordable supply of petroleum. This will impact more negatively on fatlings than on thinlings. Thinlings will do as the do now. They will buy smaller fuel efficient cars, motor scooters and they will walk. The following excerpts from the latest Pentagon report illuminates this frightening problem.

Pentagon Report Shows Obesity In U.S. Military
Doubled Since 2003
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Fatling Soldier

Julie Farby - AHN Reporter

Washington, DC (AHN) - A new Pentagon study finds that the number of troops diagnosed as overweight or obese has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war, another example of the stress and strains of continuing combat deployments.

According to the report, "Stress, fat spouses and return from deployment were the most frequently cited reasons for gaining weight. The largest increase in diagnoses of overweight and obese troops came in the last five years."

Proud FA commentary: I live in a military town and I pork many military wives and as the readers of Bigger Fatter Blog know, I only pork fat women.

The report, published in the January edition of the Defense Department's Medical Surveillance Monthly Report, raises concerns about military's ability to meet increasing levels of demand.

The number of service members diagnosed as overweight increased after 2003, according to the study, and today nearly one in 20 are diagnosed as clinically overweight.

The weight-gain trend is not the only trend to develop within the military after six years of war and back-to-back deployments. Other trends include steadily rising suicides and divorce rates among soldiers and Marines and increased prescription drug use in the Army.

"Overweight/obesity is a significant military medical concern because it is associated with decreased military operational effectiveness," the study said.

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Our police force is quickly becoming too fat to serve and protect.


Officer Rotunda Watts enjoying a snack.

The thin blue line is quickly becoming the thick blue line as portly police pack on pounds.

Motor officer Heapo Calorie
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Officer Don Donutto

The thinlings are fighting back because as we know thinlings pay more in taxes than fatlings so they are pissed. Folks, it hurts to say this but it needs to be said. Thinlings are taking punitive measures to get rid of obese cops.


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Cadet Frank Furter with training officer Sgt. Mike Hindenberger.
Here is an interesting article about how the Ohio state highway patrol is trying to control obesity and overweight officers. While it is rare, officers can be dismissed for exceeding their target weight for 24 months in a row. Honestly, of all the people who need to be in decent physical condition, I would put police and fire/rescue at the top.

Ohio’s highway patrol is among just a handful of state patrols that allow punitive measures against troopers and sergeants who fail to meet weight requirements. Union contracts in Alaska and Massachusetts also allow for removing overweight troopers from duty, although that rarely happens, said National Troopers Coalition chairman Mike Eades.
The rate of police officers who are overweight or obese has grown along with the general American population in recent years, said Dr. Steve Farrell, who teaches police agencies how to implement fitness programs at the nationally respected Cooper Institute in Dallas.
Police officers and troopers may spend most of their workday sitting, either in patrol cars or at desks, but they must be prepared for sudden, extreme amounts of physical effort, such as running after a suspect, Farrell said.

Some states like Alabama have begun surcharging obese employees for their health insurance since there is a direct correlation between obesity and health care costs. This is a good way to encourage people to take responsibility for their lifestyle choices. But interestingly enough, one of the police officers that was interviewed said this- “If you say to people, ’We’re going to punish you,’ you’re not going to get people to volunteer to comply,” said Weisman, a retired Columbus police sergeant. “It doesn’t motivate them.” I find that to be a very ironic statement coming from a police officer. While we certainly need to encourage people to make the right diet and exercise choices, I think it is entirely appropriate to “punish” people who refuse to do so- either through higher premiums or through “time off” like the Ohio state patrol uses. I think the threat of losing your pay is a very effective incentive. In fact, I’m pretty sure that money is the only incentive that people really respond to because it is obvious that poor health and obesity related diseases have no effect on most folks.
I can just hear the stupid bitches like Kate Harding pissing and moaning about this. Wake the fuck up you ignorant douche bag! If people are costing the system more then they should be paid less PERIOD! Speaking of periods, Kate is always on hers.
Obesity if not stopped at it's current rate will eventually become too much for the thinlings to handle. Society needs manual laborers. Thinlings will soon be at a premium. Currently 27% of the US population is comprised of thinlings. That number will dip to under 20% by 2020 and the number of fatlings capable of gainful employment through manual labor will drop drastically due to the steep increases in morbid, super morbid and super super morbid obesity. Think of it like this. Let's say a plague wiped out honey bees. The worker bees are the ones that gater honey and spread pollen so that crops will bear fruit. Thinlings are very much like worker bees. Fatlings who are like the king and queen bees cannot servive without them. Who'd gather the nectar? Who'd protect the hive? Who'd service the queens? There will be a huge percentage of fat men unable to service a woman and especially a fat women. Being that less than 20% of the US male population will be thinlings and the majority of them will prefer female thinlings there are going to be a whole lot of angry and bitchy BBWs and SSBBWs.

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FEED ME! SERVICE ME!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

CG Brady: Anti Obesity Scoundrel and Biggest Threat to Us Fatlings Yet!

The following is an article by CG Brady. This guy has a book coming out that really will threaten our growing gluttony movement in the US. I love diet books because all they do is make people fatter and that is what all of us in fat acceptance want and that is why Proud FA and I do not censor diet talk. Most diets only make you fatter so we love it when a new diet comes out because we know it will fail. 98% of diets fail and that is GOOD for our mission of obesity and gluttony promotion. CG Brady understands as much about gluttony as Teddy Bear AKA Gerald, Proud FA and me Fat Bastard. This insidious punk understands how to get people to stay on diets. His NAZI style methods of mind control are in a word or two ghastly and frightening. We have fought so hard to increase the overweight and obesity rate in the US to an impressive 73% and not this son of a bitch has come along to undo what Americans have worked so hard to achieve.

This guy makes MeMe Roth look like a friend to fat acceptance and we all know the devastating blows she has dealt to the movement.

This is not just about Fat Pride. Sure it will suck when we lose the status of the FATTEST NATION ON EARTH but the economic consequences of people eating less will devastate our entire economy. Health care will take a huge hit! The food industry will be laying off hundreds of thousands. Food prices will plummet and our farmers will starve. CG Brady needs to be stopped and stopped soon. I want everyone reading this blog to write to Amazon and Barnes and Noble and threaten to boycott them if they put his books on their shelves. CG Brady is a menace. He is a monkey wrench in a wonderful system that enables us fatling to survive. This toxic man and his hateful methods will not only hurt us fatlings, it will hurt everyone. It will even hurt the dieting and publishing industry.

We need a coalition. All of us, the diet industry, the old fat acceptance, the medical industry and big pharma need to unite against this threat. As you know I am usually against censorship but this knowledge is knowledge that should be forbidden. CG Brady has let the genie out of the bottle and before it does anymore damage we need to put the genie back into the bottle, cork it tightly, bury that bottle and then bury the shovel. Proud FA read this and he is livid. Neither one of us get into a twist when obesity gets medicalized. We see weight loss surgery for the barbarism that it is but this is much worse because it changes the beliefs, attitudes and behaviors that have served us so well for so long. CG Brady's stuff is blatantly unAmerican and we need to nip it in the bud.

Here is the dreadful article. I did illustrate it as a way of mocking this smudge of a man. I only hope that the rest of the fatosphere take this as seriously as those of us in the New Fat Acceptance have taken it. Please comment and don't hold back!

Diets Fail: Why The Brady Method
® Works

Most diets and weight loss programs fail for one reason and one reason only. Dieters simply do not comply. If you can get people to consistently eat the correct amount of calories they simply cannot remain overweight. That is a scientific and mathematical certainty. Certainly proper nutrition is important, however; it is not always vital for weight loss even though it is for good health. I am able to do that and I have been doing it for nearly 2 years.

The first thing I do is ask the client their age, weight and gender Here is a sample of some typical responses followed by the rest of my questions.
(They will say so that I will feel better and I will look better and I will be able to do things like walk up stairs without wheezing and so I can get of my meds. I need to do this for ME. They are parroting the conventional wisdom that has not worked. The egoism that is there is no longer apparent to a society that lives by the motto "hooray for me a fuck you" is apparent to me. This obesity and gluttony thing is in many ways but not entirely a societal problem and yes I do have all the answers because I looked for them. When asked for altruistic and noble reasons for being healthy and lean they eventually say, "It is what parents should do for their kids. It is socially responsible." At this point I have spat in their soup so to speak. They knowingly eat unhealthy but tasty food without giving it a second thought now they are less comfortable doing it and more inclined to stop.

What is your theory as to why you are over weight? Ex.300 pounds

What is an ideal weight range for a woman who stands 5'5"?

What is your ideal weight?

What is the lowest safe body fat percentage for a woman?

What is your theory as to why most Americans are fat or obese? (This is an important question because contrary to popular belief fat people are often very self centered. There are several reasons for this but let it suffice to say the act and the result of gluttony, yes fat people really are gluttons and I will define gluttony more completely later. When fat people begin to consider others especially ones with whom they can identify they begin to think differently. I know how frustrating it can be hearing their excuses and flawed logic.)

How many calories a day does it take for a moderately active 40 year old female to maintain 300 pounds? (Now they have to think in terms of physics and logic. They are taking the bait.)

On a scale of 1 - 10 how badly do you want to be healthy and fit?

On a scale of one to 10 how difficult to you think it will be for you to get healthy and fit?

On a scale of 1 - 10 how motivated are you to get healthy and fit?

At this point we get into the mechanics of weight loss. The most a 300 point person should lose in a week is 3 pounds. This person is taking in 4276 per day. She should be taking in 1800 to 2200 if she want to maintain a healthy weight. I would put her on about 2800 (that is her Basal Metabolic Rate) calories a day and her only exercise will be what she normally does. She will gradually cut back until she is at 1500 and then she will go back to 1800 - 2200 depending on her activity level. At this point she's hooked now I set the hook and I set it deep.

I give her the guidelines for healthy eating which are essentially the USDA food pyramid but I ask her to shoot for .5 grams protein per pound of body weight and try to get 35 grams or more of fiber per day. The reasons diet fail is because they spoon feed nutritional information. My clients have to figure it out for themselves. It puts them in control. I have read Atkins' books and I visit the crazy low carb forums and I want to piss on his grave and slap all his disciples. I digress but I hate that fat bastard even in death as I hate Agatston in life that chubby sickly charlatan. I am 54 and my body still makes young women swoon.

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Swooning female!

Barry Sears, (Zone Diet) Agatston (South Beach Diet) and the late Dr Robert Fatkins all have/had man boobs. I guess I love to digress.

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Grave of the late Robert Atkins MD.

Atkins' 1972 diet was revolutionary, and in direct opposition to the conventional wisdom of dieticians: lower carbohydrates, and increase meat and fat. While one would lose weight on such a diet, most of the loss is from water and muscle mass. The former is pointless and the latter can be dangerous. These inconvenient facts did not stop the public from buying 30 million of his books.

He suffered a heart attack in 2002, but one that he claimed was unrelated to diet. Atkins died after he purportedly slipped on a sidewalk in New York City, sustaining a brain injury. At the time of his death, Dr. Atkins weighed 258 pounds, and at his height of six feet, the U.S. government considers him obese.


Now she needs to create 5 to 7 meals/feedings per day that add up to 2800 calories. That means 7 400 calorie feedings/meals or about 10 Stouffers LEAN CUISINE® meals. OINK!

At this point the client sees how much eating she has been doing. Now it is time get the net and a winch to land this one. She is thinking at this point, "OMG what a pig I am" Reality is fillet knife and it is working its magic. This process takes about 6 weeks. Now she is past the point of no return and the rest is just being patient and gradually cutting calories and not worrying because her weight loss is slowing. She knows that is to be expected.

I may have an unconventional personal style and an out of the box approach to problem solving but what I do works. I have contacted many so called experts and none of them will give me the time of day. I suppose some people, especially ones with too much education for their IQs develop very high AQs AKA Asshole Quotients. They are also jealous because they hate it when someone with half their education has twice their intelligence.

It may seem that I have a certain amount of disdain for fat people. I do but there are many other groups of homo sapiens for which I have considerably more. We are a dreadful species with the potential of evolving socially, emotionally, and spiritually into something better. Our animal side is winning and sadly the human animal often lacks the nobility of his smaller brained cousins. I hope that can change because I have sons and two grand kids. I would like them to live in a humane world full of responsible and caring people.

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How do we attack this jerk? If we make sport of him the way the jealous fat girls try to make sport of MeMe Roth we end up looking like jerks.

How do we shoot down his methods?

How do we discredit him?

We need to brain storm and come up with tactics and strategies that can defeat him and stop this threat to our gluttonous lifestyle cold. Let's get to work! The preservation of our gluttonous lifestyles may depend on what we do here.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Be Proud of Your Gluttony

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As the many readers of this blog know the idea that fat people have low self esteem is a myth. Here is another scientific study that proves conclusively that fat people have high self esteem and we are not the pathetic and depressed losers the old NAAFA style size acceptance portrays us to be.Fat Bastard asked me to present this article and discuss my feelings regarding my experience with fat women. We both will be commenting in the comments section. For now I will let the article and study stand on its own merits.

How High Self-Esteem Keeps You Fat


A new study sheds light on why some women find it difficult to lose weight. When obese women have positive self-image, 1 in 5 will choose a silhouette of an obese woman as being at her “ideal” body weight.
This study also supports other research that has shown that fat people tend to have fat friends. Alcoholics or drug addicts who are overcoming addiction are taught to get rid of the friends that enable their dangerous behaviors.
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Maybe a person on a diet needs to do the same?
In research published in the May issue of the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Temple researchers studied the body image perceptions of 81 underweight, normal weight, overweight or obese women in the North Philadelphia area and found that as their body mass index (BMI) increased, two-thirds of the women still felt they were at an ideal body size.
n research published in the May issue of the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Temple researchers studied the body image perceptions of 81 underweight, normal weight, overweight or obese women in the North Philadelphia area and found that as their body mass index (BMI) increased, two-thirds of the women still felt they were at an ideal body size.

"So the question for doctors then becomes, 'How can we effectively treat our overweight and obese patients, when they don't feel they're in harm's way?'" said study researcher Marisa Rose, M.D., assistant professor of Obstetrics, Gynecology and Reproductive Sciences in the Temple University School of Medicine. "It stresses a need for culturally sensitive education for this population."

All participants were measured for height and weight and completed an anonymous survey to determine their self-perceived, current and ideal body sizes. Each woman was then shown an illustration of different-sized women that correlated with increasing BMIs, and were asked which size they felt they were at currently, and what their ideal would be.

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While most of the participants selected illustrations of women in the normal to overweight range, about 20 percent of the obese women selected an overweight or obese silhouette as their ideal body shape. Further, 68 percent (15 out 22) of overweight participants and 84 percent (26 of 31) of obese women underestimated their current BMI. African-American and Hispanic women had significantly underestimated their current body size, while the white women overestimated.

and her fellow researchers say this is the first study to evaluate body image discrepancy specifically in the inner-city population of women seeking gynecologic care.

"For this group, gynecologists often serve as the primary care provider as well," said Rose. "As more women become obese and overweight, it becomes critical for gynecologists to know how to talk to their patients about the adverse effects of obesity."

The researchers say that their next course of action is to determine from a more diverse population whether the trend of women incorrectly perceiving their body size extends to most underweight, overweight and obese women or whether the trend is specific to the inner-city population.

"Informing our patients about the dangers of obesity, even when they feel they're not at risk, can help empower them to change their lifestyles and lead healthier lives," said Rose.
Other authors on the study were: Sushma Potti, M.D.; Marina Milli, M.D.; Stacey Jeronis, M.D.; and John P. Gaughan, Ph.D of Temple University School of medicine.

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Fat Bastard asked me to make some comments on the above article. I would like to speak to the veiled criticism by the medical profession of fat people regarding their health. I would ask these doctors if they aren't as critical of people who play dangerous sports. Let's take one of our heroes, the Butter Bean, king of the three rounder. I bet his doctor gives him more crap about being obese than having his brain damaged and suffering a life of dementia pugilistica. Larry Holmes beat the Butter Bean senseless. Let's take look at the other sports like soccer and football. People get permanently injured and maimed regularly in these sports. Now we have auto racing, bungee jumping, sky diving and a host of sports that appeal to the adrenaline junkie. Nobody complains about thrill seeking behaviors associated with these sports. Why should they complain about about people like Teddy and Fat Bastard and others who are fully aware of the dangers of gluttony? Actually fat people are pretty smart about mitigating the damages their lifestyle causes. Teddy knows exactly how to adjust his insulin for his power eating sessions. He knows the risks of gluttony and he mitigates them. I feed with fat because fat fattens best. It lowers the risk of diabetic coma and when I do use fats I use the mono-saturated types.

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This article busts another myth perpetrated by the old and angry fat acceptance. The ideal body that women seek is not a normal weight or underweight body but rather a fat or obese body. I know that the old angry fat acceptance is going to want to take credit for this one of many examples of the normalization of obesity but fat women did not come to this realization with the help of the old tired angry man hating disingenuous fat acceptance but rather in spite of it. Gluttony is the rule today and not the exception.

Unlike the angry man haters in the old and obsolete fat acceptance movement Fat Bastard and I found some very positive things about this article. We found what we both already knew and that is fat and obese women have very high self esteem and being fat and gluttonous is a sign of high self esteem. It is getting more and more difficult for the hacks in the old fat acceptance to continue to portray fat woman as tragic victims especially in light of these scientific revelations.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

FATTY AT THE FAT

FATTY at the FAT by Fat Bastard



FATTY at the FAT

The outlook isn't brilliant for Americans today;
Three quarters are fat or obese I am sad to say,
To doctors and weight loss gurus it's a money making game
All they offer fat folks is more and more of the silly same

A waddling herd goes to McDonalds. The rest
Cling to that hope which springs eternal in a Kentucky Fried Chicken breast;
They thought, "If only miracle could get their metabolisms out of whack
They'd spend lots of money now, on an Atkins style quack."

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But Atkins died a big fat pig, a charlatan and fake,
And Jenny Craig says it OK to eat a lot of cake;

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So upon that stricken multitude of lemmings oh so fat;
Comes Dr Phil without a pill but a major bastard rat.


Though Dr Phil paid huge fines to the FTC, his books
Get published by Slimon and Shyster another bunch of crooks.
And when the lemmings read his books they continue to get fat,
I bet they need another book. Do you think it might be that?

400,000 Americans this year will see an early grave
Simply because when it comes to food they choose not to behave
They waddle to the doctor to get their insulin,
Fatty pays a fortune and big pharma cashes in.
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There is this sleaze in doctor's manner because he knows his place;
Is to bilk the patient's HMO and put a smile on his face.
Responding to the jeers, he says, "Your reaction is quite odd.
M. D. stands for Me Deity. In other words, I'm God."
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Now on insulin and statin drugs Fatty enjoys all food.
But don't be late with his dinner plate it may effect his mood.

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He knows now that he's not too fat he's happy to report,
He tells the world he can't wipe his butt cause his arms are just to short.

Walking to the parking lot he'll wheeze and gasp for air,
Knowing that the paramedics can quickly be right there.
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Close by a Gold's Gym beckons to the healthy and the fit
"That ain't my style," said Fatty, "I'd rather eat and sit.

From the realm of reality came a sane and sober voice,
That said that being fat and sick and gluttonous really was a choice.
We are not made fat by our genes or the stress that comes with life
And it's OK to complain about your fat and lazy wife.

Perhaps this trend towards obesity could be a moral failing;
A symptom of a society that is weak and sick and ailing
Ask A fatty why he's fat and he will tell a lie.
Ask him if he eats too much, it's something he'll deny.

"Fraud!" cried the maddened voice, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from a Fatty and the audience was awed.

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"How dare anyone imply it is my fault", an angry Fatty roared!
"I eat because I'm hungry and I eat because I'm bored".

A sneer has fled from Fatty's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his fork upon the dinner plate.
And now the waiter holds the tray and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Fatty's mighty blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Fatland — Mighty Fatty's heart crapped out.
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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Obesity IS Fun... For Men Too!

For many many years the joys of morbid obesity has been a pleasure mostly reserved for the girls but thank to our good friend and obesity gluttony promoter Teddy Bear, the leading internet voice in obesity promotion obesity, gluttony and getting curvy is now no longer the realm of the fat girls. That's right real men get fat. I think I need to put a caveat there. Fat men are less manly than real men but they are men none the less.


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No longer buzzed on Oxycontin but high on life, defacto GOP chairman Rush Limbaugh swinging his sexy male boobs to and fro as he extolls the righteous virtues of greed and gluttony.

Teddy out of his love for morbid obesity and his great sense of humanitarianism has started this outstanding Yahoo group.

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Teddy has literally turned morbid male obesity into an art form. All of us Fat Admirers know how beautiful and sexy they obese female form is.

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Gorgeous SSBBWs sitting a spell. BOING!

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Can you handle the truth? Jack Nicholson shows that not only are women more beautiful when pregnant but so are men!

Once again, Teddy Bear, America's leading obesity promotion pioneer is blazing new trails and breaking new ground. Thank you Teddy for bringing the joys of morbid obesity to the world!

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Fat boy pulling his micro pud.
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Fat hubby wearing the horns of the cuckold.

Cuckolded by their fat, fat boys like Teddy and Bigger Fatter Blog's own fat Bastard find a way to enjoy sex. Fat sissy boys use their very creative minds to enjoy sex even when they are too fat to perform with a woman. Many have impressive collections of pornography while others enjoy watching their chubby wives being serviced by a man who is physically capable of satisfying them. Small dicked fat men have be batting in the clean up spot for years. Many fat girls have told me that fat men are as good at cunnilingus as any fat feminist bull dyke. It was the late Tupac Shakur that said, "Skinny niggaz can really throw the dick" and according to the BBW's I service what Tupac says is true but they also say the same is true for us skinny honkys.

I am not vaunting to the fact that we skinny guys have dicks like anacondas and the endurance of a work horse because that is a given. I am actually complaining a bit because we end up doing all the work when servicing a BBW or an SSBBW. Rarely will a BBW get on top and it would be downright dangerous for an SSBBW to try to ride the big one. Real FA's are not into crushing. We like to fuck. It is hard to say who has more pleasure a fat sissy or a real man. Teddy would tell you that the joys of morbid obesity and greedy gluttony far out weight the studliness of a real man. Fat Bastard has always said the the sexiest part of the body is the brain. That is where we feel pleasure. As a FA I am constantly in training to be a stud. We studs workout and do lots of cardio. We want fat women to swoon over our hard bodies and they do just as they get the vapors from our superior cocksmanship but this all takes work. Guys like Teddy and Fat Bastard eat and beat off. Like all fat guys they are constantly eating and they can flog their little dickettes anytime they want. Guys like me rarely beat off because we are in demand. Am I complaining? No way! All I am saying is that the grass in always greener. Don't go thinking that fat men are being deprived because fat women so disrespect them and their lack of manliness. Fat guys have fun. The more they embrace the gluttonous lifestyle and their obesity the more fun they will have.

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Don't pity fat guys they are having a ball!

Friday, May 15, 2009

My Fat Spouse is Back!



Just when I thought we had squashed that bug it has returned with more venom than ever. Both Fat Bastard and I tried to get them shut down but to no avail.

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If I were married I would love it if my wife was fat, lazy and gluttonous. The most venomous ones of the site are the skinny bitches complaining about their fat husbands. I agree with Fat Bastard when he says that fat men are treated worse that fat women. I see the double standard all to well and NAAFA conventions. We skinny guys get more ass than a toilet seat while guys like Fat Bastard remain wallflowers. Of course there are some mechanical considerations that come into play when two really fat people try having sex but in the case of My Fat Spouse these women are skinny and that means they can ride their husbands just like the skinny hos ride Fat Bastard. Like many woman the simply do not want to be seen with a fat guy and they also want the man to do all the work. Well damn it, a lot of fat guys are not able to get on top and fuck. It could kill them for Christ's sake. I can see it now some fat guy keels over form a heart attack while porking his wife and they both die as a result. The media would have a field day with that.

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Ride em cowboy! Hi Ho Silver away!

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This is what I'm talking about! Skank on top!

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If these skinny skanks can ride a whale the certainly can ride guys like Fat Bastard!

Fat Bastard is a horny sperm whale! GO FAT BASTARD!

Women being the skanks they are want one of two things, dick or money. Guys like Fat Bastard have neither. He is not fit enough to fuck and he is on disability now so he is not wealthy. That sucks and it only goes to show just how shallow women can be.


The men at My Fat Spouse are not much better. They hide their disgust for their fat wives by saying that they love them and they want them to live longer. These men are so brainwashed and misguided. Don't they know it is not the quantity of life that matters but rather the quality of life. If they truly loved their wives they would take them oiut to dinner every night and let them show off their size.

Sadly a very hateful site is back in the net spewing its ignorant venom at fat people. Shame on you My Fat Spouse! Shame on YOU!!

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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Obesity_Is_Fun/

Saturday, April 4, 2009

$$$ Free Money For Fatlings $$$

$$$ FREE Money For Fatlings $$$

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CHA CHING! $$$$ Compliments of Uncle Sam $$$$

One of the nicest things about porking fat women is that many of them are simply too fat to work. That means that they are home all day just waiting for a feeding and a fucking from yours truly. One secret that the old fat acceptance with their victim mentality will not tell you is that you can get free money, housing and medical benefits simply for being too fat. When I hear the vitriol from the angry hens like Kelly Bliss in the old fat acceptance movement I hasten to remind them just how fat friendly society and Uncle Sam have become. Fat Bastard is currently on SSDI and SSI due to the disabling condition of his disability but little did he know that simply being fat would qualify him for disability long before the heart disease, diabetes and bad knees kicked in. Cha Ching! This is another example of how the old fat acceptance through their intellectual dishonesty and their warped ideology have dropped the ball and further harmed fat people. At the next NAAFA convention, if there even is one this year Fat Bastard and I will be serving a HUGE plate of crow to NAAFA's big wigs.

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Bon Appetite NAAFA!

Gluttonous Fatlings are indeed becoming a protected and special class. Unlike Blacks who had to march and be killed just to receive basic human rights, all fatlings need to do is get fatter they have already become the majority. Fatlings did not even need a dynamic leader and martyr like Dr Martin Luther King. The only debt of gratitude that is owed by the fat community is big thank you to the food industry for serving our needs and never forgetting that the customer is always right, the medical community for all the advances that enable fat people to grow fatter and fatter and fatter and to Uncle Sam for accommodating the needs of all fat Americans regardless of color, creed or national origin and Bill Fabrey of Ample Stuff. USA USA USA USA! May the Belly God Bless America!

Social Security Disability and Morbid Obesity $$$

There was a time when Morbid Obesity was specifically listed in the social security impairment book, or blue book, as a disabling condition. Individuals filing for social security disability (SSD) or supplemental security income (SSI) benefits were evaluated according to a social security height/weight chart and, if their statistics met the blue book definition of obesity, they could be awarded benefits based on that condition alone.

All that changed in 1999, when Social Security no longer recognized obesity as an inherently disabling condition. The logic was that many obese individuals are able to lead productive lives and hold gainful employment. Today, you can still be awarded disability benefits for obesity, Cha Ching but only if you can demonstrate through medical records that your obesity is causing other physical symptoms severe enough to prevent you from working.

In other words, you must show, not only that you are obese, but that you are unable to work, either due to the existence of other related medical conditions such as arthritis, musculoskeletal disorders, diabetes, decreased pulmonary function (extreme difficulty breathing), etc., or due to the fact that your obesity is in itself so severe it limits you from performing work and other activities of daily living, such as driving a car, bathing, walking, etc. Cha Ching!

If your obesity is aggravating (or the cause of) medical conditions such as asthma, cardiac arrhythmia, edema, arthritis, etc., then you would file for disability based on the condition that is listed in the blue book (not obesity).

If you are morbidly obese but do not suffer from any other serious medical condition, you may still qualify for SSD/SSI benefits in the form of a medical vocational allowance, commonly referred to as a Med-Voc. A Med-Voc allowance is awarded to individuals that can show that their condition, while not listed in the blue book, is so severe that it prevents them from performing any form of gainful employment. Cha Ching! Med-Voc allowances rely heavily on a physician’s statement of your residual functional capacity (RFC), a form detailing exactly what activities you can and cannot perform in light of your medical condition.

RFC assessments are made by physicians who provide input on SSD and SSI cases for the social security administration. However, a claimant can obtain such an assessment from their own physician and submit this. Fat freindly doctor and Cha Ching! If you are planning on filing for disability based on obesity alone, you should ask your physician to fill out an RFC for you, or you may be asked to attend a consultative exam (CE) with a social security doctor, who will assess your impairment and the extent to which it limits your physical activity.

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In the case of morbid obesity, an RFC will most likely be required by the disability examiner evaluating your claim, and it’s better to have the form completed by your own Fat Friendly treating physician than one that works for the social security administration (SSA).

Note: an RFC form is freely available from this site and can be downloaded at the bottom of the homepage for www.disabilitysecrets.com

Just take in the majesty of this man and all other gluttonous fatlings. If some fat phobic jock or some Goody Two Shoes like anorexic kill joy MeMe Roth complain that tax dollars are being spent to accommodate simply say to them, "Shut the fuck up douche bag!" I knew Kate Harding was good for something.

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Fat Bastard Being Fat and Majestic!

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Obligatory Sexy Porkable Poker.

Afternoon delight is about ice cream and man cream. I love it. When they don't have to work they have plenty of time to play. There are millions of these hot sexy SSBBWs waiting at home for a fat admirer to deliver the sausage.