Fat Phobic Surf Bans Refuse to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers

Fat surfer shooting the curl and enjoy smoke

The following article is a reprint of a report by Bigger Fatter Politics internet reporter our own Rothnda Hindenberg.


Fat Phobic Surf Band Refuses to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers 
 By Rotunda Hindenberg

Rotunda Hindenberg Fatbody award winning reporter

Gunslinger guitarist Mark Kuhn on right with his band mates.

I don't give a big fat girl toilet clogging shit how good and how cute these guys are and how cutting edge their music may be, the mere fact that they see fit to not have fat girls as go go dancers shows just how fat phobic surf bands are. Voodoo Court it no exception. Surfers in general are fat phobic. Seriously, when is the last time you saw a fat surfer? They are all lean guys the kind us fat girls swoon over. They don't make surf boards to fat people and that just as well as most of us with rather hang out on a party barge with plenty of good food, some BC hydro and some booze.

I was first attracted to Voodoo Court after hearing their food friendly songs like, Kibbles and Bits, Fish Taco, Swallow the Clam, (Us fat girls have big chowder clams) Salmon Creek, Eat Me Coffee Stained Shirt Heavy on the Cream and Cheese Whiz yum. One cannot deny the great talent, intriguing guitar styling and compositional skill of Voodoo Court but one must wonder why they don't have fat go go dancers. Sure these leanlings they have now are smoking hot and I, Rotunda Hindenberg, a super sized bi sexual womyn would be Heavy on the Cream after tasting their Fish Tacos with a little Cheese Whiz for extra flavor since skinny girls rarely come with cheese one must ask Voodoo Court, what do you have against fat girls?

Here is Voodoo Court performing Fish Taco. Sure it is a stellar performance but once again the go go dancers are anorexic!  Apparently they only eat salads YUK and save their tacos for the members of  Voodoo Court ..... SKINNY SLUTS! This is just more dangerous thinsporation for the 70% of the population that is anorexic!

Critically acclaimed album by Voodoo Court.

The surf may not be for pussies but neither are fat girls. So Voodoo Court, if you guys can't man up because this fat girl's muff is too tough, you'd  better stick with a stick. Only a dog wants a bone.


Voodoo Court has embedded subliminal messages into their music to encourage young girl to starve themselves to death. Buried in the reverb are phrases like, food is the enemy, fat is evil, starvation is good and purge. The skeleton says it all! Voodoo Court is a musical eating disorder.

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EVIL DOCTORS BRAIN WASH MOM OF 1/2 TON SON

This kid should be praised not scorned. Now his mother who helps keep him bulked up is being put through massive guilt trips.

I am at a loss for words... Fat Bastard oinking angrily.

Me Chugging Mountain Dew

Gorgeous Girl Glutton Morphs Into Kermit the Frog: Take that Miss Piggy!

Fat bodies all have a personality all their own. This sexy sow has a nude body that morphs into the spitting image of Kermit the Frog.

What's green and smells like pork? Ans... Kermit's face!

RELATED: Some of the stinkiest fat girls are the Fat Feminists and they need your help. They posted an article on fat acceptance on Wikipedia. Their estrogen dominance and the candida albicanis aka yeast infections are making their brains toxic. THEY NEED YOUR HELP! Please go to the Wikipedia fat acceptance page and edit their article and warn them about their yeasty crotches. Edit this article. 

Fat acceptance movement - Wikipedia

We need to consult Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear for his world renowned expertise on body types. We need to hear his theories. All I can think is this little real life Miss Piggy loved Sesame Street when she was just a little piglet.

She is also a prime example for why she could go to topless beach bottomless  because that impressive meat skirt (pannus) covers her pubic area.

A flattered Kermit the Frog waxes poetically.

Kermit's long time main squeeze Miss Piggy is not amused.

Miss Piggy and Kermit in happier times

Miss Piggy when asked for a comment issued this statement: "I cannot speak about this cheap hussy  now, I have a frog in my throat."

UPDATE!

Someone claiming to be the artist who created the image of the gorgeous girl glutton with the Kermit torso has threatened Bigger Fatter Blog with legal action stating that posting the image is copyright infringement. He has not proven to my satisfaction that that he is indeed the artist who created this image. Upon further investigation  I can find no listing for this clown as being a photographer with any guild or association. Nor does he have a website or a phone listing.

If there are any violations it is on the part of the photographer that morphed the SSBBW model's torso into the likeness of Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Frog and Henson Associates Inc are no strangers to litigation. Is someone else trying to illegally use Kermit the Frog?  You cannot deny the strong resemblance.


Henson Associates Inc. said the Walt Disney Company had dropped its fraud claim against the owner of the Muppet characters, but Disney denied the Henson announcement and called it bizarre.

Disney's claim, filed Monday in response to a Henson lawsuit against Disney charging copyright infringement, contends that Henson violated an oral agreement that Disney could use the Muppets.

"The fact that Disney is already withdrawing one of its most offensive allegations underscores the weakness of their defense," Henson's statement said.

But Disney said: "We have not withdrawn our fraud claim. We feel the release was pretty bizarre."
The Henson lawsuit, filed late last week in Federal court in Manhattan, accuses Disney of using Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and other Muppet characters without permission. It was set to go to trial on May 13.

Is Daniel V Smith working for Disney? Did he unlawfully create a likeness of Kermit the Frog?

Henson, in its statement Thursday, also said Disney had agreed to stop selling or displaying merchandise that showed the Muppets at least until after a Federal judge ruled on the copyright-infringement lawsuit filed against Disney by Henson Associates Inc.

WORLD'S BIGGEST ASS EXPOSED!

Gluttony Denial Is Fat Phobia: Replace It With Glutton Pride

 

 

Gluttony Denial Is Fat Phobia Replace It With Glutton Pride

The old fat acceptance avoids the laws of physics as it pertains to weight like the plague. As leader of the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) and NAAFA I have had the pleasure of knowing some of the greatest feeder and feedee is the entire fatosphere. These guys are the greatest weight gain bariatric nutritionists in the known universe. They know to the calorie how much feed is required to attain and maintain any given weight. They know that fat fattens best.



We fatlings are gluttons and if we are proud of our fat then we should be proud of gluttonous behavior that made us fat. If I have said it once I have said it 1000 times GLUTTONY IS GOOD! It saddens me to see all the jealous lean hating fat girls denying their glorious gluttony. They need to show some glutton pride!



When the old NAAFA denounced feederism yet retained its close relationship with the heroic Conrad Blickenstorfer and his obesity promoting Dimensions Magazine it was a huge black eye for the fat acceptance movement. Thankfully, feederism, the cornerstone of fat acceptance, is on the rise while the old angry fat girl fat acceptance is on the decline. Glutton pride and fat pride are also on the rise. Be as proud of your gluttony as you are as proud of your fatness.

Brave Fatling Sues White Castle and Recieves Golden Pig Award

Fat rights hero  Martin Kessman

Let's give Martin Kessman a resounding OINK! A mere pup at a svelte 290 pounds this strident oinker is standing up, well actually sitting down for fatlings everywhere by filing a lawsuit against the White Castle hamburger chain. Kessman is pissed because he loves White Castle sliders but he is too fat to fit in the booths and enjoy then so he has to send his wife to the hamburger chain to fetch him these tasty treats. Being a good fatling Kessman was not going to take this lying down. Being smart he figured if White Castle didn't have booths big enough to accommodate his big bulbous belly then they were violating the law! Way to go Martin!!


So impressed by Mr Kessman's heroic actions and fattitude NAFAM the New American Fat Acceptance Movement and NAAFA North American Association for Fat Asses has awarded Kessman the Golden Pig Award and NIFAM the New International Fat Acceptance Movement has given him the glutton of the week award.

The Prestigious Golden Pig!

Fellow fatlings; oink loud and oink proud for this brave boar!