Excellent Lonely Summer

These are these are the only means
Sink to the bottom they'll be as beans
Excellent lonely summer sink
Hookah hookah take a drink

See? See?! See!! God is as absent
Incredible strength for the repentance
Cellist's bows spread. Terry stop dead!
With a flock of laws inside my head.

Prefecture of Candido quib ad Lib
Being glib with Adam's rib.
Stuck with a knife in the boiler room
Only brings the terrible doom.


Maximum results every sixth level
A rabbit playing Easter bunny and the devil
Admits it to them big surprises
With lots of different exercises

Hinder hinder that storm the tuk-tuk
Talk to me, you're cruel to cluck cluck
Chrysalis for more soul morsel
Tail and fin gill and dorsal

Nasty old list you will
Corncob pipe whiskey still
Hang in a mumble fall from a word
Angel wing, propeller, fly like a bird

Times are dimensions not revealed
Thoughts and memory are my shield
Walking with pa and the dog in the meadow
Walk in the sun and step on my shadow

Screws a battalion of trickle
Having gotten yourself in a terrible pickle
Yellow crayon in the box for all yellow crayons
No place for us and our compromised brains.

Antimony acrimony alimony
Here she comes now singing Moni Moni
I'm building a sled a sled for the Milky Way
I slide downhill on a cafeteria tray

Titus had thrilled her
Slick among aquifer
The purr of the dog
In the machine a defective cog

How nonlaw home of up
God is dog pup is pup.
King to present a dubious Duke
Fat girl bulimia puke puke puke

Bargle

The more the go-go bar gargled,
They smoked a narghile and argled
The coast of the keep in the Nika missile
What hardware cultures talk with a whistle.
Joseph Smith or morally too
And lies and lies in high school who

Ms. Figaro he knew no womanly woman nookie
Womanly rules the subset whole and sets the cookie.
Two more go-go bars, for the normal mode 
Late night breakfast Apple pie Ala mode
Freezing cold, she was razor swift and cut to the quick.
Lipstick dipstick slapstick and Stanley Kubrick wit
Too slow we see more than ourselves on library shelves

He now having  proper submitted due to damp
She submitted damp to the dew
See the sea ever come to those images
Along the coast of Albany
Empire in the field with Lee
I was climbing in Appletree
Parked my shin and I barked my skin
Thinking up an Original Sin

Big sparkle sparkle sparkle
In between worlds like a cosmic paladin
Backward slots in this forward mind
Family whole the purveyed may
And the market scale to Sunray
The comfort of words be made these
Taking sap from a sycamore tree
and I guess I just want to be
and I guess I just want to be and I guess I just want to be
all the permutations of me.

Christie 2016

I have said many times that the greatest presidents have been the fattest. Bill Clinton was fat while president and Hillary is porking up for the 2016 run/waddle for the president.

Bill Clinton was not the only president who was a fat chick magnent. Big Bill Taft's famous mustache rides got him the female vote. This guy's face got more ass than a toilet seat.

William Howard Taft was by far and away our greastest President. Not only was he a chair buster he was an even bigger trust buster than Teddy Roosevelt.

So loved was William Howard Tafte that scientists of the day bred as special horse just for him and fat guys like him.

Because the T-shirt had not yet been invented, ladies you rode Taft's famous mustache and meat face received a commemorative campaign button

Teddy Roosevelt was also a fat guy and when people thought he was shouting "BULLY!! BULLY!!!" he was really shouting Belly Belly.

Teddy Roosevelt and Taft: Men of girth are men of worth!

OINK!

The Old Man Hating NAAFA

Founded by Bill Fabrey in 1969, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to ending size discrimination in all of its forms. NAAFA's goal is to help build a society in which people of every size (except for slender and athletic women. We hate those bitches!) are accepted with dignity and equality in all aspects of life. NAAFA will pursue this goal through advocacy, public education, and support. To support this effort, we will need lots of Twinkies. And Boston cream donuts - we just love those! It's the closest thing we can get to male semen. Oh, and venti caramel macchiatos to wash it all down. Thanks for your support!

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Anyone want to hazard a guess at what the female percentage is in this organization? I'm guessing >80% twat. An obese guy knows that no one gives a fuck about him, least of all women. He either learns to accept that he will be forever ostracized or he loses the weight. An obese female on the other hand wants to make everyone accept her - all 300lbs of her.

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Randy Travis DWI

Another hypocrite bites the dust. This Christian asshole (redundant) outed himself. He got shit faced drunk, wrecked his car and staggered into into a convenience store stark naked looking to buy more booze and cigarettes.

Fat Bastard To Sue Fat Bastard Wines

There have been a lot of fat bastards.

Here's one.


Here's another but he's a nasty fat bastard who takes drugs, lies and molests children.



Then we have the original and most famous Fat Bastard the defacto leader of the fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard Wine has used me, Fat Bastard to sell its wines calling them "remarkably full bodied" just like me, Fat Bastard. I am not here to trash Fat Bastard Wines or Thiery and Guy a couple of Frenchies. In fact I just polished  off a bottle of Fat Bastard Sharaz although I prefer to call Sharaz Syrah.  Yes, Fat Bastard Sharaz really is remarkably full bodied and I just cracked the cap on my second bottle.




I, Fat Bastard, the original Fat Bastard, will be seeking cease and desist order to force Fat Bastard wines to stop using me, Fat Bastard to promote their excellent wine. Before this gets nasty and goes to court, I ask that Fat Bastard Wines compensate me Fat Bastard for their unauthorized use of my handle, Fat Bastard.

Here are some suggestions for some names using me likeness.

Glutton's Pride: A wine for the gluttonous gourmand

Ovine Vine: A wine for the pig in all of us.

Fat Roll Red: A wine made from chocolate covered raisins and fermented with the select yeast of a fat girl's fat folds.

Eat Beast Boar Dough: A wine for hungry hungry hogs



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