Fat Girls With Smelly Crotches Ask Fat Bastardo For Help

Fat Becky asks: Fat Bastardo, why do us fat women still smell after taking a shower, and soaping out curly cues, and butt, and it still stinks after you put panties on. And no I'm not talking about infection or anything. I think it's the way we are designed to smell down there, right? 

RELATED: Some of the stinkiest fat girls are the Fat Feminists and they need your help. They posted an article on fat acceptance on Wikipedia. Their estrogen dominance and the candida albicanis aka yeast infections are making their brains toxic. THEY NEED YOUR HELP! Please go to the Wikipedia fat acceptance page and edit their article and warn them about their yeasty crotches. Edit this article. Fat acceptance movement - Wikipedia

Fat acceptance movement - Wikipedia

Fat Bastardo: WRONG! I am not going to sugar coat this because you will end up trying to eat that too. You have Swamp Crotch! Like a lot of fat girls you probably can't reach your crotch because your panniculus aka meat skirt is blocking access  is also stopping the water from your shower head from reaching it and washing away all that "fromunda" cheese. That is what is causing the foul odor and why so many of you fat girls smell like a shrimp boat and pig shit on a 100 degree August day.

Slender women rarely have this problem.

Showers don't work well for fat girls. You have two or three options:

Dogs like stinky things: See if you can find a hungry skinny dog (I'm not talking about a fat admirer) to lick you clean and adopt it as a pet. Dogs have cleaner mouths than humans. DO NOT over feed that dog because then he will prefer Dortios and cheese dip to your crotch. Only a hungry dog or a fat admirer will lick a stinky crotch.

Get a hot tub and add some extra disinfectant. Many feeders and fat admirers have their BBW's soak in a hot tub and allow the antimicrobial water to clean things up before they pork them.



Shit eating dogs are quite common and quite economical because in theory you only have to feed them once. And shit eating dogs love eating cat turds for the crunch and the fishy scent and flavor.




Try a bidet and a butt wand. That funky smell is caused by your inability to wipe your butt after you take a pinch a loaf. Feces are getting into your vagina and causing a real stink.

As a preventative measure you need to get air circulation down there. Since you spend most of your time sitting there is no air getting to that yeasty maw of yours. Spend time sitting on the toilet so that air can circulate like in the case of the lovely BBW in the above Youtube clip Sittin on Toilet.

Slender women giving this sleeping dog a bone!

Fat Feminism and Fat Liberation

Fat feminism is what killed fat acceptance. Fat feminists are jealous and angry gluttony deniers who simply cannot handle the fat.

Let's be honest here, fat people have a "musk" and that fat girl musk can really put a hurt on your nose. That alone puts men off.  Stink is NOT sexy. Fat girls almost always have yeast infections and that is a major turn off. Not only do they have yeast in the crotch but they have it in their fat folds.

Watch the video and then see if you don't agree that fat feminists have destroyed fat acceptance.

The one on the right is Photoshopped

No fatty, your yeast infection is nasty as fuck!

He was drunk and you were crushing him and he lied. He likes a woman who can get on top without injuring him!

The following if from the Sun Shine Mary Blog

Why are the fat acceptance movement and feminism so entwined?  As I noted in the  post On the uglification of modern women., it seems like one of the major aims of feminism is to make women as ugly as possible in both looks and behavior, and nothing ruins a woman’s looks so fast as gaining a ton of weight.  Why would feminism seek to make women ugly to men?  It is because feminism is not about equality but rather about punishing men.  It is an ideology founded on hatred and rebellion, so it is no surprise that feminism uses the sin of gluttony as a source of pride.

Why does it matter if obesity stops being a source of shame and instead becomes a source of pride and even – heaven help us – vanity?  It is because struggling to lose weight is worthwhile even if a woman doesn’t actually lose weight because at least it keeps her from gaining weight.  I’m not a super skinny chick, but because I am properly ashamed of myself when I gain weight and immediately take action to try to correct the situation, this keeps me from expanding with each passing year.  However, because the fat acceptance movement is continuing to gain steam, I predict that women have not yet hit critical mass, and we will see a marked increase in the size of the average woman.

A proud feminist quote: “Yes, I’m fat. Yes, this is a bikini. Never thought I’d ever get the confidence that I have today to wear this. I’m really proud of the beautiful woman I’ve grown into. “

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Further Reading:

• TempestTCup: Why Women Today are Fat & Unhaaaaappy
• Gucci Little Piggy: The Elephant in the Room
• Chateau Heartiste: How To Handle Self-Deprecating Fatties
• Sarah’s Daughter: Fat shaming – doing my part

Japan Is Fat Friendly

Japan is the Fat Friendliest Country on Earth

I think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so. The Japanese have always had great reverence for fatlings and the following video shows just how great fat boys in Japan have it. The Japanese are the greatest people on earth! 

私は日本の転換だと思う。私は日本の転換だと思う。私は本当にそう思います。日本人は常に肥えたの偉大な畏敬の念を持っていたが、次のビデオは、日本に大きな脂肪の少年たちはそれを持ってどれだけを示しています。日本人は地球上で最大の人々です！




Japanese women are generally skinny and really sexy and the love fat boys like me, Fat Bastardo.

日本の女性は一般的に、本当にセクシーな痩せていると、彼らは私のような脂肪の男の子が大好きです。

We fat boys spend a lot of time in doctor's offices and hospitals and too often we are looked after by fat angry hairy nurses who only like skinny guys. Nurses in Japan are all skinny and HOT! 

私たち太った男の子は医者のオフィスや病院で多くの時間を過ごしています。そして、あまりにもしばしば、痩せた男のような激しい怒っている毛深い看護師の後を見ています。 日本の看護師はすごく素敵です！


Maybe this nurse can't lift a fatty out of bed but she can sure lift his spirits.

America has the fattest nurses! USA USA USA!

Pod of fat American nurses.

太ったアメリカの看護師のポッド。

I'd beat the shit out of Godzilla and King Kong if they'd let me live in Japan. I, Fat Bastardo love Japan. What a country! What a great culture!

彼らが私を日本に住ませてくれるのなら、私はゴジラのことを打ちのめすだろう。 私はファットバスタルドが日本を愛しています。 どのような国！ どのような素晴らしい文化！

Keep On Eating

If you see a pound is lost don't give up at any cost. KEEP ON EATING!


If your in a happy mood eat lots and lots and lots of food.



When at the all you can eat buffet, stay right there and eat all day.


With diabetic ulcers on your feet, eat eat eat and eat eat eat!

We all have to die someday so eat all night and eat all anyway!

EAT EAT EAT YOU BIG FAT LOSERS!

One of the prime examples of fat hatred is the Biggest Loser. When I, Fat Bastard watch that show I eat like the big fat gluttonous pig that I am and I would suggest that you do the same.

EAT!

OINK OINK Little Feedee

Ain't she sweet?

OINK!

OINK!