The big ole fat swag bellied fat folks of the South know how to live. Let's forget all the bad things like slavery, the KKK, lynchings, bigotry, Bible thumping, inbreeding and segregation and concentrate on the good things like obesity, gluttony and food.
If the symbol for rest of America is the bald eagle the symbol for the South should be the pig. OINK! OINK! OINK!
If you want to see super morbid obesity unbridled food lust and hyper gluttony gas up your van and head South of the Mason - Dixon line. As soon as you get into the Red States you will begin to see less of the econo boxes that the blue neck thinlings in the North drive and more gluttonous SUVs and pick-up trucks.
Take pride sons and daughters of the South, your pulled pork, cracklins, hush puppies, fat back, banana pudding and sweet tea along with your sloth has made you rebels the fattest fatlings on the planet! Now that's something to be proud of.
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| Portly preacher prayed and power ate himself to heaven. |
EAT EAT EAT sons and daughters of the South. It's your heritage! Sloth is GOOD too!
Well, it looks like once again, I'm the first fat little piggy to the trough to post a message here.
ReplyDeleteOINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK!
Personally, I never like the Reverend Jerry Falwell. I couldn't stand him.
OK, now moving on . . . . .
WOW! I notice the fat lady with her belly on the grill.
She is another one of those apple-shaped obese women with the huge belly and the much smaller butt.
And her upper-arms appear to be much bigger around than her thighs!
In fact, her upper arm looks like it's about as big around as her hips!
Now, if both her upper-arms AND forearms were to be bigger around than her hips, then she would have achieved THE PERFECT apple-shape.
Yeah! She one great big apple-girl alright!
Fat Bastard said...
ReplyDelete"Have you noticed that there are more apple girls in the South and more pear girls in the North?"
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Hello again Fat Bastard:
Yes, I have noticed that there seems to be more apple-shaped women in the south than in the north.
By the way . . .
I use the terms "Apple Girls" and "Pear Women" for the females, and for the males, "Apple Boys" and "Pear Men" because obese people who are pear-shaped live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped.
Because apples die at a much younger age than pears, hence, the designations, "Apple Boys" and "Pear Men" and "Apple Girls" and "Pear Women" because of the longer life expectancy of pears over apples.
In the photo of the Apple Boy at the top, the dude with the beer bottle balanced on his belly, he as the type of belly that is known as the "ball-belly" because his belly looks like a big round beach ball.
He's a prime example why being apple-shaped is more of a health risk. If you were to slap his belly, it would not jiggle or quiver, and if you were to poke his belly, it would feel kind of hard, firm and solid.
That is due to the accumulation of visceral fat under the muscle wall of the abdomen, the visceral fat that collect on the internal organs, and that is what causes all the health problems leading to diabetes and heart disease.
It is much much much better to have a belly that is soft and flabby and jiggly like Jello. Then that would be due to subcutaneous fat outside the muscle wall just under the skin.
As I have said before so many times, subcutaneous fat is relatively harmless compared to visceral fat.
So, even an apple-shaped guy who's belly is soft and flabby will probably live longer than an apple-shaped guy with a firm hard belly, although, he still won't live as long as someone who's pear-shaped. But he would still be much better off having a soft flabby belly, and he will live longer that someone with a firm solid ball-belly.
That's why I advocate eating fresh fruit and vegetables and having two 8 ounce glasses of dry red wine each day, and lots of red or purple grape juice, because it's good for your heart and brain.
Also, apple-boys need to eat lots and lots of fish, either baked or broiled, but not fried.
so, there are ways to reduce visceral fat from the internal organs without having to lose weight.
Then, Apple Boys could add another 10 to 15 years to their lives, and have more fun years to enjoy going around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and exposing there butt-cracks.
More years to go out mooning the world!!!
I'm an apple and my fat is packed solid. We fat boys don't jiggle all that much. I am bit more jiggly since the weight loss but that is mostly loose skin.
ReplyDeleteApple girls are more aggressive. They are like those female gym teachers with the male ass and shoulders and big man belly.
As to Reagan, he'd be considered too liberal today. The world is really fucked up. Those teabaggers are like then Nazis. I even think Reagan would have hated the tea tards.
Fat Bastard said...
ReplyDelete"I'm an apple and my fat is packed solid. We fat boys don't jiggle all that much. I am bit more jiggly since the weight loss but that is mostly loose skin."
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Just out of curiosity . . .
Do you also have a small butt and skinny legs?
You see, it's not only having a lot of upper-body fat that causes heart disease, but it's been recently discovered that having skinny legs even further increases the risk of heat disease.
So, even an apple-shaped obese male will live longer if he has chubby thighs and a chubby little butt while an apple-shaped obese male with a small flat butt and skinny legs will die even sooner.
As I have said before, there is a price to pay for being THE PERFECT apple-shaped obese male who's arms are bigger around than the hips.
Most of the weight I lost was butt and leg fat. I would say that 70% of my blubber is above my waist. My legs are still pretty big.
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ReplyDelete"Most of the weight I lost was butt and leg fat. I would say that 70% of my blubber is above my waist. My legs are still pretty big."
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Good evening Fat Bastard:
Yeah, that's not good to lose weight off your thighs and butt, especially if your apple-shaped.
Most fat people tend to gain back the weight they had lost.
But I have seen quit a few cases with obese apple-shaped guy that when ever they have lost weight, it's usually off of the butt than thighs, and when they gain the weight back, it goes to the belly, the breasts, and arms.
So, the belly gets bigger while the butt gets smaller and the legs get thinner, and you become even more apple-shaped.
This is especially true of much older men.
As they get older, their bellies grow bigger while their legs get thinner, and their butts get smaller, and their pants hang down lower on their butts.
Of course, for obese guys who are trying to achieve the PERFECT apple-shape, this is good news.
But again, remember . . .
Along with a growing belly, thinning legs further increases your risk of heart disease.
There are a lot of guys like me.
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Yes, I have noticed that.
I remember a few years ago, I was sitting in the park here in the down town area of El Paso, when I saw this obese apple-shaped guy walking across the park.
He was wearing green shorts that slid half-way down on his butt, exposing his butt-crack.
His shirt was not long enough to cover his bellybutton, and I swear, his arms were much bigger around than his thighs, and his huge belly hung down over the front of his shorts.
He looked like he weighed well over 500 pounds, but he had a small butt and skinny legs.
As he walked across the park, his shorts kept sliding down lower on his butt and he had to stop ever so often to pull his shorts back up again.
He would take about 10 steps, then stop to pull up on his shorts, then take another 10 steps, and stop to pull his shorts back up again.
I watched him doing this over and over again as he walked across the park.
And he looked like it didn't bother him in the least, that he was not the least bit embarrassed by his shorts sliding down on his butt. In fact, he looked perfectly happy and contented like he enjoyed showing off his bellybutton and exposing his butt-crack!
At the time I wished that I had a video camera, because it would have made an awesome YouTube video.
So, if you have been losing weight off your butt and thighs, then someday you just might achieve the PERFECT apple-shape if your belly and arms continue to get fatter.
Sadly, I am losing weight on top too but not as much.
ReplyDeleteI do think I moon the world more because my pants slide down easier. My shirts create a tent effect oree my apple belly.
I notice that pears don't have a meat face like mine. Have you noticed that?
Fat Bastard said...
ReplyDelete"Sadly, I am losing weight on top too but not as much.
I do think I moon the world more because my pants slide down easier. My shirts create a tent effect over my apple belly.
I notice that pears don't have a meat face like mine. Have you noticed that?"
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Good evening Fat Bastard.
Well, I hope you don't lose too much more weight. You've lost enough.
Yes, I noticed that pears don't have faces as fat as apples.
Now I do have a fat face and a proper double-chin and my face has been filling our more and my neck is getting fatter.
But you apple-shaped guys have much fatter necks.
I guess that you have noticed in some of my drawings of super obese apple-shaped males that even their necks are bigger around than their hips.
Yeah, apples have much fatter necks.
That's why being apple-shaped increases the risk of getting sleep apnea.
You guys should recruit this gainer.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.experienceproject.com/stories/M-Gaining-Weight/1164446
He talks about wanting to gain more and more weight, and he weighs over 350 lbs already.
Teddy said:
ReplyDeleteHello again Fat Bastard:
Yes, I have noticed that there seems to be more apple-shaped women in the south than in the north.
By the way . . .
I use the terms "Apple Girls" and "Pear Women" for the females, and for the males, "Apple Boys" and "Pear Men" because obese people who are pear-shaped live much longer than obese people who are apple-shaped.
Because apples die at a much younger age than pears, hence, the designations, "Apple Boys" and "Pear Men" and "Apple Girls" and "Pear Women" because of the longer life expectancy of pears over apples.
In the photo of the Apple Boy at the top, the dude with the beer bottle balanced on his belly, he as the type of belly that is known as the "ball-belly" because his belly looks like a big round beach ball.
He's a prime example why being apple-shaped is more of a health risk. If you were to slap his belly, it would not jiggle or quiver, and if you were to poke his belly, it would feel kind of hard, firm and solid.
That is due to the accumulation of visceral fat under the muscle wall of the abdomen, the visceral fat that collect on the internal organs, and that is what causes all the health problems leading to diabetes and heart disease.
It is much much much better to have a belly that is soft and flabby and jiggly like Jello. Then that would be due to subcutaneous fat outside the muscle wall just under the skin.
As I have said before so many times, subcutaneous fat is relatively harmless compared to visceral fat.
So, even an apple-shaped guy who's belly is soft and flabby will probably live longer than an apple-shaped guy with a firm hard belly, although, he still won't live as long as someone who's pear-shaped. But he would still be much better off having a soft flabby belly, and he will live longer that someone with a firm solid ball-belly.
That's why I advocate eating fresh fruit and vegetables and having two 8 ounce glasses of dry red wine each day, and lots of red or purple grape juice, because it's good for your heart and brain.
Also, apple-boys need to eat lots and lots of fish, either baked or broiled, but not fried.
so, there are ways to reduce visceral fat from the internal organs without having to lose weight.
Then, Apple Boys could add another 10 to 15 years to their lives, and have more fun years to enjoy going around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and exposing there butt-cracks.
More years to go out mooning the world!!!
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Fat girls in the South are not as womanly as Northern girls. I also think they have narrower pelvises and that is why their babies are not as smart.
I like the pear apple designation that you created. It makes sense and IMO should be a medical term or at least a fat studies term.
Visceral fat can be a scourage but it looks good.
I have been somewhat following CG Brady's plan and my health is much better. He has me in krill oil and my arteries are clearing according to the last scan.
He changed my fattitude but at least now I am only losing about a pound a month.
As you know, I am more into gluttony and foodism than being fat although I like being big and fat because it is impressive but sadly being an apple I can never reach super huge proportions and live.
The only drug I am taking now is a baby aspirin. I feel a lot better and I am getting laid more. I boned one of Thinnette's hot skinny friends. I sure love skinny pussy. Most fat boys do. It's gourmet.
The South is glutton central. I too had to lose weight Fat Bastard and I am more pear than apple.
ReplyDeleteI have become more liberal because my boy friend is.
I posted here before after I was banned on Big Fat Blog for saying eating too much made me fat and defending my boy friend for getting me help.
If people want to be fat and gluttonous that is their business. It is not right for me. I have lost 150 pounds and I am finally in good health.
Over Wait said...
ReplyDeleteYou guys should recruit this gainer.
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/M-Gaining-Weight/1164446
He talks about wanting to gain more and more weight, and he weighs over 350 lbs already.
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Thanks for the heads up!
Teddy, is that you?
Fat Bastard said...
ReplyDelete"Over Wait said...
You guys should recruit this gainer.
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/M-Gaining-Weight/1164446
He talks about wanting to gain more and more weight, and he weighs over 350 lbs already."
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"Thanks for the heads up!
Teddy, is that you?"
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Good evening Fat Bastard:
I went over to the web site at:
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/M-Gaining-Weight/1164446
No, the gut in the photo is not me.
I weigh 400 pounds and he only weighs 350 pounds.
How goes the gaining Teddy?
ReplyDeleteWere you impressed with this guy even though he's a lightweight?
Fat Bastard said...
ReplyDeleteHow goes the gaining Teddy?
Were you impressed with this guy even though he's a lightweight?
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I think my gaining is going fairly well. I haven't weight myself lately, but I notice that my pants are tighter, and when I sit down, my lower-belly below my waist extends almost out to the knees, and it covers most of my thighs.
I hope by next year, my lower-belly will protrude out beyond my knees when I sit down.
Anyway . . . . .
I'm working on a new article.
Do you remember what I said about having short legs and being kind of long in the torso.
And I guess you remember the web site link I posted for calculating body proportions.
Here it is again at:
http://robyn.faeriemanor.org/wiki/bodyproportions
It's on a new page now.
As I had mentioned before I'm 5 feet 6 inches tall or 66 inches, so according to the calculations, my crotch height or leg length is suppose to be 32 inches and my torso length from shoulder to crotch is suppose to be 23 inches. So, normally a person's torso length is less then the leg length.
But when I actually measured myself, my torso length from shoulder to crotch is 30 inches, and my crotch height or leg length is only 26 inches, so in my case, my torso length is greater than my leg length.
I have noticed that people who are longer in the torso and shorter in the legs tend to gain weight rather easily and become obese. It seem the people who are really obese have really short legs in proportion to their height.
You remember my blog article about Endomorphs and Hyper-endomorphism several months ago?
Well, I'm working on another new article.
Imagine re-designing the male body with a much longer torso and much shorter legs! Imagine what would happen if someone had the torso of a giant and the legs of a dwarf!
A super long giant-sized torso would give you a much bigger stomach, and having the really short legs of a dwarf would mean that you will never be able to walk fast enough to burn off all the calories your consume with your super sized stomach.
I am re-designing the male body to be a super eating machine and a super gainer, a body that is designed for the life-style of gaining and gluttony.
All males will be apple-shaped with really big bodies, really huge bellies, and really short legs, and all males will be bald on top of their heads.
Right now, I'm working on my drawings on how the male body is to be re-designed.
Please stop leaving comments on my blog. You've commented round about four times now, and I obviously don't want to hear what you have to say. If you're so into eating your body into a fat, disgusting mess - that's your business, but don't comment on my blog, where I am trying NOT to become a gross ball of lard.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE read through your articles. I'm telling you that if the ones I love - my friends, family - can't change the way I see myself, some Fat Bastard on the internet certainly won't be able to. Your comments are pointless and a waste of my time. I write a blog for support from others who are going through the same thing as me. Not for someone to tell me to JUST EAT and poke fun. Leave me alone, please. I'm asking nicely.
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ReplyDeleteI HAVE read through your articles. I'm telling you that if the ones I love - my friends, family - can't change the way I see myself, some Fat Bastard on the internet certainly won't be able to. Your comments are pointless and a waste of my time. I write a blog for support from others who are going through the same thing as me. Not for someone to tell me to JUST EAT and poke fun. Leave me alone, please. I'm asking nicely.
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It is alarming that you are starving yourself to death and encouraging others to do the same thing.
The reason your folks can help is because they are too close to the situation and because they are close you can punish them like the little baby who holds her breath.
Must of us gluttons don't really care what our obesity does to our loved ones but some of us do.
Our level of expertise exceeds your family and most shrinks. People like Teddy Bear and Proud FA, the Dean of Feederism know how to get people to eat and get real about it.
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"Dr" Bear,
This poor thing is insisting on starving herself to death and you know how us fatlings feel about that.
What advice would you have for a thinling who is bent on starving herself to death?
I periodically stop by pro ana and diet blogs to encourage people to EAT! Of course like most fat boys I like skinny chicks. OINK!
@ Teddy,
ReplyDeleteHow can you get accurate measurements?
Isn't based on the human skeleton?
I'm sure I will find out when I read your article.
I HAVE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH EVERYBODY!
ReplyDeleteAfter doing much research, scientific research of the highest caliber, by looking on Google, I discovered how to get a buffalo hump.
Certain AIDS medications cause it as a side effect.
Now I know what you're thinking "but getting AIDS isn't worth having a buffalo hump!" And right you are. However, there is a LOOPHOLE! Of course, wouldn't it still be possible to ask your doctor to prescribe the medication anyway, and therefore you get a buffalo hump without having to go through having a fatal disease!
Having a buffalo hump is going to improve all of your gaining efforts, because it is an under-represented area of fat storage that most people, most obese people I mean, under-utilize.
In my opinion the truest gainers are proportional gainers, gaining in both their upper and lower bodies more or less equally, as does Teddy Bear.
I don't recommend asking your doctor for HIV medication if you do not have HIV, unless you have a very open-minded doctor and you are willing to tolerate the side effects of the HIV drugs, some of which can shorten your life dramatically in some cases. However, it is one way to get a buffalo hump.
The other thing that I am going to do is to ask my friend, a plastic surgeon, if it would be possible to somehow get a saline solution type of breast implant substance in the back area for a buffalo hump imitation.
Also, I have so much sagging and bagging skin that I have also talked to him about instead of getting the excess skin removed, having him use a similar thing to breast implant devices under my skin in order to give my belly a full look again without having to gain fat in order to do it.
Regards,
Mystery Lard Man
@ Mystery Lard Man,
ReplyDeleteA buffalo hump is majestic. I have a slight one but I have seen some whoppers.
Cushing's syndrome can cause a buffalo hump.
They make butt implants that are solid. One might make a nice buffalo hump.
Teddy is quite the artist and body shape expert I bet he could design all sorts of blubbery implants. I would like a grade 3 panniculus... a jolly old panniculus!
I know a lot of people wear fat suits but having an implant has to be much closer to the real thing.
Go look on youtube's channel "shannonleec". It is about a man who weighs 900 pounds and it shows him struggling with his life.
ReplyDeleteHis upper legs are each almost as big as his stomach, yet he has a gigantic stomach. I guess he is still an apple shaped morbidly obese male.
You can also find it by typing "James Cry for Help" into the YouTube search bar.
This is what happens when you reach the state of bed-bound obesity. Is that lifestyle worth the tradeoff?
An Ony Muss said...
ReplyDeleteGo look on youtube's channel "shannonleec". It is about a man who weighs 900 pounds and it shows him struggling with his life.
His upper legs are each almost as big as his stomach, yet he has a gigantic stomach. I guess he is still an apple shaped morbidly obese male.
You can also find it by typing "James Cry for Help" into the YouTube search bar.
This is what happens when you reach the state of bed-bound obesity. Is that lifestyle worth the tradeoff?
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One has to admire that level of gluttony and hard works and the manipulation of his minions who feed him.
Obviously that lifestyle was worth it to him because he chose it.
Did you watch all the videos? You should. There are some where he slaps his belly, and others where he struggles to barely touch his knee.
ReplyDeleteApparently the woman who made the videos was trying to help him lose weight and market her diet drink, but unfortunately he died.
He stands up at one point, and they weigh him, and he weighs like 665 lbs! They estimated he used to weigh over 900 pounds!!!
How is your weight doing? What was your top weight, and what do you weigh now? Esimates are okay. Also, how tall are you?
Also, do you think you would have been able to out-sumo-wrestle Proud FA when you were at your heaviest?
When we were kids Fat Bastard and I used to wrestle. Hes was 300 pounds and I was 150. I pinned him easily. I was on the wrestling team.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why that chick in the bottom photo has such a red face. Maybe the thought of eating is making her blush?
ReplyDeleteThat big bellied babe is red in the face due to excited and high blood pressure. She is one prime sexy Southern sow.
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