This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
More PROOF: Real Women Have Curves.
Real woman! Real Curves!
No curves here! NOT a real woman!
7 comments:
BELLY BOY
said...
It looks like I'm the first piggy to the trough, being the first one to post a response to the latest posting of the Bigger Fatter Blog.
OINK OINK OINK!!
I have to say that both women are attractive in their own way. The first one has that sexy one-tooth look, meaning excellent BJ possibilities.
She also has great fashion sense, having half of her belly inside of her pants, instead of flopping it out on top of her pants.
The thinling woman is smaller though, and she's already naked. But thin women never go for us hyper morbidly obese men in real life, unless they are prostitutes which doesn't count. I, Belly Boy, cannot risk going to prison, so I can't be with any prostitutes. Therefore, no thin women for me.
Plus fat chicks are more grateful for the attention you give them, as long as they are not those asshole feminist fat women like in NAAFA. I still believe we should work with NAAFA to leach their members away, and to get pro-fat laws passed, but I guess it probably wouldn't work because they are too feminist to understand our logic.
The other day I was funneling some Bacardi 151 and I got so drunk that I passed out and was unbelievably thirsty and hung over today. It was awesome!
Anyway I need to marry a sub-100 pound woman who earns at least six figures if not seven figures. If you know any that would marry me, be sure to let me know.
It's getting tougher and tougher for us fat guys to get laid. Most of us are too fat to pork fat girls so we have to bone skinny women but they are becoming few and far between.
I am totally running out of good video games to play. I am so BORED these days!!
I have been listening to some podcasts, including one where comedian Mike Schmidt was on it. He used to weigh 500 pounds but had gastric bypass surgery, and got down to 264 pounds, but now he is back up to 350 pounds from eating lots of candy.
OINK OINK.
Does anyone know what video games I should play? OINK OINK.
I wish I had a thin woman to bang me everyday.
I am getting so bored these days, I don't know what to do. What's a glutton to do?
Eat? Eat? Eat? Okay, I'll do that. But I also like to drink a lot every day. And drink sodas as well, and I love my pizzas. And burgers, and fries, and hot dogs. Man, do I love food!!
But I hate "healthy" food. I savor the unhealthy foods.
Still, I now have normal blood pressure, so what's up with that?
Anyway, I just need people to tell me what they think I should do.
As the Dean of Feedersim my advice for you Belly Boy is to eat. Eating is a great cure for boredom.
Get created. Try some fries smothered with cheese and covered with gravy. I also think a road trip is in order. Rent one of those buses with a hydrualic lift and hook up with some other fatlings and go to an all you can eat buffet and demolish it!
One thing I would do with my feedees is take them on a fast food safari. They get really excited going from restaurant to restaurant. I'd say here's a 50 dollar bill and I would see how much of it one of them could spend on fast food.
Fast food safaris kick ass.
I am not qualified to speak to your normal BP but I;m sure Dr Bear has some ideas.
7 comments:
It looks like I'm the first piggy to the trough, being the first one to post a response to the latest posting of the Bigger Fatter Blog.
OINK OINK OINK!!
I have to say that both women are attractive in their own way. The first one has that sexy one-tooth look, meaning excellent BJ possibilities.
She also has great fashion sense, having half of her belly inside of her pants, instead of flopping it out on top of her pants.
The thinling woman is smaller though, and she's already naked. But thin women never go for us hyper morbidly obese men in real life, unless they are prostitutes which doesn't count. I, Belly Boy, cannot risk going to prison, so I can't be with any prostitutes. Therefore, no thin women for me.
Plus fat chicks are more grateful for the attention you give them, as long as they are not those asshole feminist fat women like in NAAFA. I still believe we should work with NAAFA to leach their members away, and to get pro-fat laws passed, but I guess it probably wouldn't work because they are too feminist to understand our logic.
The other day I was funneling some Bacardi 151 and I got so drunk that I passed out and was unbelievably thirsty and hung over today. It was awesome!
Anyway I need to marry a sub-100 pound woman who earns at least six figures if not seven figures. If you know any that would marry me, be sure to let me know.
BELLY BOY, OUT
There are must be some thin women who go for fat men out there...there's so many ppl on this planet with all different tastes!
It's getting tougher and tougher for us fat guys to get laid. Most of us are too fat to pork fat girls so we have to bone skinny women but they are becoming few and far between.
Good evening Fat Bastard, Belly Boy, and Proud FA, and everybody else here.
Please do check out the latest forum post in my BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG.
http://the-biggest-fattest-blog.blogspot.com/
Some moronic Funny-mentalist Christard who calls himself "Bible Guy" has posted in my blog.
I gave him a piece of my mind to feast upon!
Please do check it out!
UGH!
I am totally running out of good video games to play. I am so BORED these days!!
I have been listening to some podcasts, including one where comedian Mike Schmidt was on it. He used to weigh 500 pounds but had gastric bypass surgery, and got down to 264 pounds, but now he is back up to 350 pounds from eating lots of candy.
OINK OINK.
Does anyone know what video games I should play? OINK OINK.
I wish I had a thin woman to bang me everyday.
I am getting so bored these days, I don't know what to do. What's a glutton to do?
Eat? Eat? Eat? Okay, I'll do that. But I also like to drink a lot every day. And drink sodas as well, and I love my pizzas. And burgers, and fries, and hot dogs. Man, do I love food!!
But I hate "healthy" food. I savor the unhealthy foods.
Still, I now have normal blood pressure, so what's up with that?
Anyway, I just need people to tell me what they think I should do.
BELLY BOY, OUT
As the Dean of Feedersim my advice for you Belly Boy is to eat. Eating is a great cure for boredom.
Get created. Try some fries smothered with cheese and covered with gravy. I also think a road trip is in order. Rent one of those buses with a hydrualic lift and hook up with some other fatlings and go to an all you can eat buffet and demolish it!
One thing I would do with my feedees is take them on a fast food safari. They get really excited going from restaurant to restaurant. I'd say here's a 50 dollar bill and I would see how much of it one of them could spend on fast food.
Fast food safaris kick ass.
I am not qualified to speak to your normal BP but I;m sure Dr Bear has some ideas.
EAT!
I used to play a game like pac man only it was pigs and if they ate chocolate they got even faster and hungrier.
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