Heart Attack Grill Is A Gateway To Fatty Heaven

A burger worth dying for!

 
A customer collapsed while eating a burger at the "Heart Attack Grill" (AP/Matt York)

No one can accuse The Heart Attack Grill of false advertising.

A woman collapsed into unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant while eating a "double bypass burger," drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.

The unnamed customer was the second in just over two months to collapse at the restaurant while eating one of the famed burgers named after various forms of cardiac arrest. Back in February, another customer was caught on video being carted out by paramedics after suffering a heart attack while eating a "quadruple bypass" burger.

The Heart Attack Grill's owner Jon Basso tells ABC News that the woman is currently recovering in the hospital. Basso told ABC that he himself has eaten at least one single bypass burger each day since his restaurant first opened seven years ago.

"It's a lifestyle issue," Basso said. "We attract the avant-garde of lifestyle seekers."

The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the "quadruple bypass."

There's a tongue-in-cheek warning sign at the restaurant's door stating that the offered dining fare is a health risk. Waitresses in the restaurant even wear nurses' uniforms.

Last year, the company's 600-pound spokes-model died when he was only 29-years-old.

"It's the Mecca for unhealthy lifestyles," Basso said.

Bigger Fatter Blog Endorses The Heart Attack Grill Diet Program

When Proud FA and I Fat Bastard started the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) we decided that we would never endorse a diet plan. While Bigger Fatter Blog and NAFAM are not anti-diet or anti weight loss we decided in order to remain unbiased that we would remain neutral on diets. As you all know, we do condemn weight loss surgery.

Rules are made to be broken, some monoliths must fall and nothing is set in stone. We have decided after much scientific investigation to endorse the Heart Attack Grill diet program. Other than CG Brady's Weight Loss Solution not other diet plan even came close to delivering what it promised until now. We are happy to report that Dr Jon's Heart Attack Grill Diet does indeed deliver what it promises. We are so impressed with the results of the Heart Attack Grill Diet that we will be asking the Dr Jon and is staff to cater the first annual NAFAM and fat porn convention.

Link to the Hear Attack Grill Click HERE








To call the Heart Attack Grill fat friendly would be the understatement of the year. If there is Heaven on earth for us fatlings it is the Heart Attack Grill (HAG). If there ever was messiah it's Dr John and if there are angels it would be the nurses on his staff. Those thinling angels are every fat boy's wet dream.

The HAG has raised the bar for fast food restaurants everywhere. Can you think is another restaurant that offers FREE meals to fatlings over 350 pounds? The glutton fare and portion sizes are big enough for and tasty enough for any glutton. Even our own Belly Boy the glutton's glutton gives the HAG 2 thumbs up.

The Heart Attack Grill or HAG is not without it's critics but Dr Jon has silenced most of them. Hey, you gotta die from something so it might as well be from something you like a tasty Quadruple Bypass Burger and unlimited Flat Liner Fries.

Friendly's Restaurants Takes in Childhood Obesity

As your go to source for all things fat, Bigger Fatter Blog salutes Friendly Restaurants for their latest kid friendly, fat friendly, glutton friendly creation the Mac & Cheese Quesadilla. As usual the fat phobic alarmists and Chicken Littles like MeMe Roth and her army jack booted thugs at National Action Against Obesity and her fat phobic blog are whining about a tasty meal Friendly's Restaurants has created for our piglets and future gluttons. Taking a page from the Heart Attack Grill's cookbook, Friendly's is giving to kids what the Heart Attack Grill is giving to adults.


I have always said that fat kids are cute and Friendly's agrees and they are do their part to plump up our pre-teen piglets. Leave it to MeMe Roth and her fanatical fat phobics in the food Gestapo to rale against a fat and glutton friendly eatery like Friendly's. Here are what the food kops have written. I, Fat Bastard, will insert my comments in in red.

Friendly's knows how to get attention: Find a ridiculously unhealthy meal, and then make it even more artery-clogging. (Try incredibly yummy and stick to the ribs meal)

The chain has come up with a way to put even more cheese in a quesadilla, releasing a Mac & Cheese Quesadilla. And it's even on the kids' menu.  (..And what's wrong with that?) The menu recommends you add bacon (Bacon is good because it comes from the noble pig.) or a "Friendly Frank" (Who'd want an Unfriendly Frank?) to complete your meal -- but not before you pick your drink, which can be cotton-candy flavored, (Kids love cotton candy!) and an ice-cream dessert. Combine the quesadilla with the unhealthiest drink and dessert, and the meal sets your kid back 2,270 calories, 45 grams of saturated fat, 3,320 mg of sodium and 23 grams of carbohydrates, according to The Consumerist. (...so fucking what?!)

This isn't the first time Friendly's has released fattening fare. (Good for Friendly's for giving customers what they want)! Back in June, they announced the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt, which actually has grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, on the adult menu. The only way to top that was to offer something equally unhealthy, but for the children. Let's hope this quesadilla comes with a required jog around the restaurant. (Kids might barf up all that food if they start running around.)


Well fed kids are sedate. Pre diabetes is a cure for ADHD and ADD. Sugary treats calm kids down.

Friendly's fat kid friendly menu.


Cute little glutton. Food is love mom.

Yeah yeah yeah I can here it now from the crazy jealous man-hating fat girls in the old fat acceptance who always have their yeasty panties in a bunch about something, "why are they using a skinny BOY instead of a fat girl like Little Lotta?" That typical knee jerk reaction misses the point of Friendly's marketing genius. Why show a fat kid who is in less needs of fattening up? Seeing this skinny tyke will induce fat mothers to feed their kids even more fattening food and besides Little Lotta had a plus size modeling assignment for Orville Reddenbacher's Popcorn.

Little Lotta was then and is now a great role model and roll model for girls. The Fatosphere could stand a few more SSBBW blogs that celebrate gluttony and morbid obesity instead of whining about everything. I don't even think there are any SSBBW blogspot blogs or any gainer blogs.

Goodness Gracious Great Glorious Gluttony: A Guide to dining out!

There are three criteria the experienced glutton looks for in food. The first is quantity, second is flavor and third is price. I will be discussing some of the more popular restaurants. To judge the gluttonosity of a restaurants one needs to set an industry standard or find a restaurant that is the Cadillac of glutton fare. That restaurant can only be the Heart Attack Grill. With offerings like Flat Liner Fries and the Quadruple Bypass Burger the Heart Attack Grill sets the standard by which all other glutton friendly restaurants are judged. Not only do they serve humongous amounts of food but philanthropic owner Jon Basso allows gluttons weighing over 350 pounds to eat for free! Jon Basso is a fat friendly angel and the Heart Attack Grill is a shrine and a Mecca  for gluttons Worldwide. A trip to the Heart Attack is not like a trip to your average hamburger joint, it's a scared pilgrimage.


OINK!

If you love giant burgers and you can't make it to the Heart Attack the next best place is Hardees. Political correctness of anti-gluttony advocates will not allow Hardees to market their menu selections the way the Heart Attack Grill does but Hardees offers without a doubt the best and biggest burgers in the entire fast food industry.

2/3 lb. Monster Thickburger®

Two 1/3 lb. charbroiled 100% Black Angus beef patties, 4 strips of bacon, 3 slices of American cheese and mayonnaise on a sesame seed bun. Stack two of these bad boys together and you  have  The Heart Attack Grill's Quadruple Bypass Burger and then some. All that cheese and bacon more than make up for the fat drippings lost in the charbroiling process. Two of these babies stacked will deliver an impressive 6040 calories and 190 grams of artery lubricating fat and 140 grams of muscle building protein. OINK!

Hardees is the hands down leader when it comes to variety. Check out their large and uncompromising menu.

There will be times when you are with some skinny food snob like MeMe Roth who want to eat rabbit food McDonalds, Wendy's and Quiznos are all good compromises. All offer salads and low fat foods.yet the still have an impressive number glutton friendly of menu  items. I only frequent places that are not 100% glutton friendly when I am with thinlings.

Burger King a very Glutton Friendly but their quality is far below that of the Heart Attack Grill and Hardees. Hardees also wins on value but nothing beats free like at the Heart Attack Grill. There are damn few hyper gluttons under 350 pounds.

Pizza Hut is damn good for a chain Italian restaurant but it pales in comparison with the real thing but it is fast and cheap and they serve beer and wine.



Sonic is damn good! While their food quality and glutton friendliness does not surpass Hardees or the Heart Attack Grill it is better than Burger King or McDonalds. Sonic also has good prices. The great thing about Sonic is your food is delivered right to your car by a hot looking waitress on roller skates. HOW COOL IS THAT?!




 A word of warning! Sonic offers a lot of tasty high glycemic foods like sundaes and shakes so make sure to shoot yourself up with a little extra insulin to handle all the sugar. FYI here is the Sonic Menu.

Here are some other restaurants and their ratings. Five pigs is a top rating and one pig is the lowest of the Glutton Meter.

Heart Attack Grill  Words cannot describe the Mecca of gluttons.


Hardees  They don't fuck around. We gluttons are their target demographic. There is NOTHING healthy on their menu.


Burger King  Big portions good prices but not as tasty as Hardees.


McDonalds  I gave hem 3 pigs because they are the grand daddy of fast food but they have caved to MeMe Roth too much by offering rabbit food. 


Denny's  Any restaurant  that offers fries that are covered in melted cheese and smothered in gravy gets a top rating.


Pizza Hut  Decent price and they have beer and wine but compared to real Italian food is sucks. 


KFC  Get rid of the roasted chicken and KFC will get a four pig rating


Golden Corral  ALL YOU CAN FUCKING EAT!  


Sonic  Glutton friendly and hot thinling waitress on roller skates


Quiznos   An improvement over Subway


Subway  It's Subway for Christ sake!  Look what they did to Jerrod


Wendys  It will do in a pinch and hey do cater to gluttons


Applebees    Too many healthy choices but high quality and good price


Olive Garden   Enough glutton food but skimpy portions, sucky flavor and pricey



I could write more but I'll let our readers chime in because I need to EAT!