FATTY AT THE FAT

FATTY at the FAT by Fat Bastard



FATTY at the FAT

The outlook isn't brilliant for Americans today;
Three quarters are fat or obese I am sad to say,
To doctors and weight loss gurus it's a money making game
All they offer fat folks is more and more of the silly same

A waddling herd goes to McDonalds. The rest
Cling to that hope which springs eternal in a Kentucky Fried Chicken breast;
They thought, "If only miracle could get their metabolisms out of whack
They'd spend lots of money now, on an Atkins style quack."



But Atkins died a big fat pig, a charlatan and fake,
And Jenny Craig says it OK to eat a lot of cake;


So upon that stricken multitude of lemmings oh so fat;
Comes Dr Phil without a pill but a major bastard rat.


Though Dr Phil paid huge fines to the FTC, his books
Get published by Slimon and Shyster another bunch of crooks.
And when the lemmings read his books they continue to get fat,
I bet they need another book. Do you think it might be that?

400,000 Americans this year will see an early grave
Simply because when it comes to food they choose not to behave
They waddle to the doctor to get their insulin,
Fatty pays a fortune and big pharma cashes in.



There is this sleaze in doctor's manner because he knows his place;
Is to bilk the patient's HMO and put a smile on his face.
Responding to the jeers, he says, "Your reaction is quite odd.
M. D. stands for Me Deity. In other words, I'm God."


Now on insulin and statin drugs Fatty enjoys all food.
But don't be late with his dinner plate it may effect his mood.


He knows now that he's not too fat he's happy to report,
He tells the world he can't wipe his butt cause his arms are just to short.

Walking to the parking lot he'll wheeze and gasp for air,
Knowing that the paramedics can quickly be right there.

Close by a Gold's Gym beckons to the healthy and the fit
"That ain't my style," said Fatty, "I'd rather eat and sit.

From the realm of reality came a sane and sober voice,
That said that being fat and sick and gluttonous really was a choice.
We are not made fat by our genes or the stress that comes with life
And it's OK to complain about your fat and lazy wife.

Perhaps this trend towards obesity could be a moral failing;
A symptom of a society that is weak and sick and ailing
Ask A fatty why he's fat and he will tell a lie.
Ask him if he eats too much, it's something he'll deny.

"Fraud!" cried the maddened voice, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from a Fatty and the audience was awed.


"How dare anyone imply it is my fault", an angry Fatty roared!
"I eat because I'm hungry and I eat because I'm bored".

A sneer has fled from Fatty's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his fork upon the dinner plate.
And now the waiter holds the tray and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Fatty's mighty blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Fatland — Mighty Fatty's heart crapped out.

Obesity IS Fun... For Men Too!

For many many years the joys of morbid obesity has been a pleasure mostly reserved for the girls but thank to our good friend and obesity gluttony promoter Teddy Bear, the leading internet voice in obesity promotion obesity, gluttony and getting curvy is now no longer the realm of the fat girls. That's right real men get fat. I think I need to put a caveat there. Fat men are less manly than real men but they are men none the less.



No longer buzzed on Oxycontin but high on life, defacto GOP chairman Rush Limbaugh swinging his sexy male boobs to and fro as he extolls the righteous virtues of greed and gluttony.

Teddy out of his love for morbid obesity and his great sense of humanitarianism has started this outstanding Yahoo group.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Obesity_Is_Fun/

Teddy has literally turned morbid male obesity into an art form. All of us Fat Admirers know how beautiful and sexy they obese female form is.


Gorgeous SSBBWs sitting a spell. BOING!


Can you handle the truth? Jack Nicholson shows that not only are women more beautiful when pregnant but so are men!

Once again, Teddy Bear, America's leading obesity promotion pioneer is blazing new trails and breaking new ground. Thank you Teddy for bringing the joys of morbid obesity to the world!


Fat boy pulling his micro pud.

Fat hubby wearing the horns of the cuckold.

Cuckolded by their fat, fat boys like Teddy and Bigger Fatter Blog's own fat Bastard find a way to enjoy sex. Fat sissy boys use their very creative minds to enjoy sex even when they are too fat to perform with a woman. Many have impressive collections of pornography while others enjoy watching their chubby wives being serviced by a man who is physically capable of satisfying them. Small dicked fat men have be batting in the clean up spot for years. Many fat girls have told me that fat men are as good at cunnilingus as any fat feminist bull dyke. It was the late Tupac Shakur that said, "Skinny niggaz can really throw the dick" and according to the BBW's I service what Tupac says is true but they also say the same is true for us skinny honkys.

I am not vaunting to the fact that we skinny guys have dicks like anacondas and the endurance of a work horse because that is a given. I am actually complaining a bit because we end up doing all the work when servicing a BBW or an SSBBW. Rarely will a BBW get on top and it would be downright dangerous for an SSBBW to try to ride the big one. Real FA's are not into crushing. We like to fuck. It is hard to say who has more pleasure a fat sissy or a real man. Teddy would tell you that the joys of morbid obesity and greedy gluttony far out weight the studliness of a real man. Fat Bastard has always said the the sexiest part of the body is the brain. That is where we feel pleasure. As a FA I am constantly in training to be a stud. We studs workout and do lots of cardio. We want fat women to swoon over our hard bodies and they do just as they get the vapors from our superior cocksmanship but this all takes work. Guys like Teddy and Fat Bastard eat and beat off. Like all fat guys they are constantly eating and they can flog their little dickettes anytime they want. Guys like me rarely beat off because we are in demand. Am I complaining? No way! All I am saying is that the grass in always greener. Don't go thinking that fat men are being deprived because fat women so disrespect them and their lack of manliness. Fat guys have fun. The more they embrace the gluttonous lifestyle and their obesity the more fun they will have.


Don't pity fat guys they are having a ball!

My Fat Spouse is Back!

Just when I thought we had squashed that bug it has returned with more venom than ever. Both Fat Bastard and I tried to get them shut down but to no avail.

http://myfatspouse.org/id2.html#nabble-f2331443

If I were married I would love it if my wife was fat, lazy and gluttonous. The most venomous ones of the site are the skinny bitches complaining about their fat husbands. I agree with Fat Bastard when he says that fat men are treated worse that fat women. I see the double standard all to well and NAAFA conventions. We skinny guys get more ass than a toilet seat while guys like Fat Bastard remain wallflowers. Of course there are some mechanical considerations that come into play when two really fat people try having sex but in the case of My Fat Spouse these women are skinny and that means they can ride their husbands just like the skinny hos ride Fat Bastard. Like many woman the simply do not want to be seen with a fat guy and they also want the man to do all the work. Well damn it, a lot of fat guys are not able to get on top and fuck. It could kill them for Christ's sake. I can see it now some fat guy keels over form a heart attack while porking his wife and they both die as a result. The media would have a field day with that.


Ride em cowboy! Hi Ho Silver away!


This is what I'm talking about! Skank on top!

If these skinny skanks can ride a whale the certainly can ride guys like Fat Bastard!

Fat Bastard is a horny sperm whale! GO FAT BASTARD!

Women being the skanks they are want one of two things, dick or money. Guys like Fat Bastard have neither. He is not fit enough to fuck and he is on disability now so he is not wealthy. That sucks and it only goes to show just how shallow women can be.


The men at My Fat Spouse are not much better. They hide their disgust for their fat wives by saying that they love them and they want them to live longer. These men are so brainwashed and misguided. Don't they know it is not the quantity of life that matters but rather the quality of life. If they truly loved their wives they would take them oiut to dinner every night and let them show off their size.

Sadly a very hateful site is back in the net spewing its ignorant venom at fat people. Shame on you My Fat Spouse! Shame on YOU!!



http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Obesity_Is_Fun/

$$$ Free Money For Fatlings $$$

$$$ FREE Money For Fatlings $$$

CHA CHING! $$$$ Compliments of Uncle Sam $$$$

One of the nicest things about porking fat women is that many of them are simply too fat to work. That means that they are home all day just waiting for a feeding and a fucking from yours truly. One secret that the old fat acceptance with their victim mentality will not tell you is that you can get free money, housing and medical benefits simply for being too fat. When I hear the vitriol from the angry hens like Kelly Bliss in the old fat acceptance movement I hasten to remind them just how fat friendly society and Uncle Sam have become. Fat Bastard is currently on SSDI and SSI due to the disabling condition of his disability but little did he know that simply being fat would qualify him for disability long before the heart disease, diabetes and bad knees kicked in. Cha Ching! This is another example of how the old fat acceptance through their intellectual dishonesty and their warped ideology have dropped the ball and further harmed fat people. At the next NAAFA convention, if there even is one this year Fat Bastard and I will be serving a HUGE plate of crow to NAAFA's big wigs.

Bon Appetite NAAFA!

Gluttonous Fatlings are indeed becoming a protected and special class. Unlike Blacks who had to march and be killed just to receive basic human rights, all fatlings need to do is get fatter they have already become the majority. Fatlings did not even need a dynamic leader and martyr like Dr Martin Luther King. The only debt of gratitude that is owed by the fat community is big thank you to the food industry for serving our needs and never forgetting that the customer is always right, the medical community for all the advances that enable fat people to grow fatter and fatter and fatter and to Uncle Sam for accommodating the needs of all fat Americans regardless of color, creed or national origin and Bill Fabrey of Ample Stuff. USA USA USA USA! May the Belly God Bless America!

Social Security Disability and Morbid Obesity $$$

There was a time when Morbid Obesity was specifically listed in the social security impairment book, or blue book, as a disabling condition. Individuals filing for social security disability (SSD) or supplemental security income (SSI) benefits were evaluated according to a social security height/weight chart and, if their statistics met the blue book definition of obesity, they could be awarded benefits based on that condition alone.

All that changed in 1999, when Social Security no longer recognized obesity as an inherently disabling condition. The logic was that many obese individuals are able to lead productive lives and hold gainful employment. Today, you can still be awarded disability benefits for obesity, Cha Ching but only if you can demonstrate through medical records that your obesity is causing other physical symptoms severe enough to prevent you from working.

In other words, you must show, not only that you are obese, but that you are unable to work, either due to the existence of other related medical conditions such as arthritis, musculoskeletal disorders, diabetes, decreased pulmonary function (extreme difficulty breathing), etc., or due to the fact that your obesity is in itself so severe it limits you from performing work and other activities of daily living, such as driving a car, bathing, walking, etc. Cha Ching!

If your obesity is aggravating (or the cause of) medical conditions such as asthma, cardiac arrhythmia, edema, arthritis, etc., then you would file for disability based on the condition that is listed in the blue book (not obesity).

If you are morbidly obese but do not suffer from any other serious medical condition, you may still qualify for SSD/SSI benefits in the form of a medical vocational allowance, commonly referred to as a Med-Voc. A Med-Voc allowance is awarded to individuals that can show that their condition, while not listed in the blue book, is so severe that it prevents them from performing any form of gainful employment. Cha Ching! Med-Voc allowances rely heavily on a physician’s statement of your residual functional capacity (RFC), a form detailing exactly what activities you can and cannot perform in light of your medical condition.

RFC assessments are made by physicians who provide input on SSD and SSI cases for the social security administration. However, a claimant can obtain such an assessment from their own physician and submit this. Fat freindly doctor and Cha Ching! If you are planning on filing for disability based on obesity alone, you should ask your physician to fill out an RFC for you, or you may be asked to attend a consultative exam (CE) with a social security doctor, who will assess your impairment and the extent to which it limits your physical activity.



In the case of morbid obesity, an RFC will most likely be required by the disability examiner evaluating your claim, and it’s better to have the form completed by your own Fat Friendly treating physician than one that works for the social security administration (SSA).

Note: an RFC form is freely available from this site and can be downloaded at the bottom of the homepage for www.disabilitysecrets.com

Just take in the majesty of this man and all other gluttonous fatlings. If some fat phobic jock or some Goody Two Shoes like anorexic kill joy MeMe Roth complain that tax dollars are being spent to accommodate simply say to them, "Shut the fuck up douche bag!" I knew Kate Harding was good for something.


Fat Bastard Being Fat and Majestic!


Obligatory Sexy Porkable Poker.

Afternoon delight is about ice cream and man cream. I love it. When they don't have to work they have plenty of time to play. There are millions of these hot sexy SSBBWs waiting at home for a fat admirer to deliver the sausage.

Fat Women Are Sluts

I'm not complaining. As the readers of this blog know I love porking fat women and fat women love it when I pork them. Fat women are sluts. That is why they shamelessly throw themselves at men. They like to ride the sausage and much as they like eating it. That is why I advocate to all other men to get past their fat phobia and start delivering their sausage to the BBW's. Men who don't pork fat women don't know what they are missing. Fat gluttonous sluts are extremely uninhibited. They also don't think they are "all that" like the fittness type woman who is more concerned about looking good than fucking good.


Physical appetites are an analogy of our ability to control ourselves and who want a woman who is in control of her self in the sack or at the buffett? If BBWs are unable to control their eating habits, they are also unable to control other habits such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, passion) and unable to keep their mouths from the sausage. They let their lust appetites control them, instead of having control over their lusty appetites.



Fat women are easy. Unfat women are like prostitutes. They barter with that little piece of fur between their legs whereas fat women give it up with out a fight and they will go down like a submarine. All they want is a good feed and they want you to be skinny. They know that us skinny guys can really throw the dick. I should write a book called Tales From The Pig Pen that will memorialize the goings on at NAAFA conventions. That would be a great read!

Fat feminism does have an up side

Lot's of hot lezzy action and bi curious BBW's.

Think about it fat chicks love to eat. Look at Oprah. She's fat because she and Gail Kim are always eating out.

It is no theory that fat girls are the biggest sluts. If you are not convinced, here's the convincer. Do an unfiltered Google image search using the following terms; BBW, SSBBW, Obese, Fat, Plump, Chubby ect.. and you will get a plethora plump plumper porn. Then do a search using these search terms; Skinny Woman, Lean Woman, Anorexic, Thin, Thin woman, Waif ect.. and you will get a paltry amount of porn and it is all teen porn. Only a sicko likes teen porn. If I want to see an teenager like looking body I will look at pictures of sexy MeMe Roth or her not so sexy evil twin Ann Coulter.

There you have it folks. Fat women make the best sluts. If you want a demure little wall flower like Twiggy all I can say is there is no accounting for taste but if you want the ride of your life pork a plump porker.

MeMe Roth: NOT a Fat Hater

MeMe Roth anti-obesity crusader.

I have admit it. I too have been sucked into the feeding frenzy on MeMe Roth. Like the hateful people in the old fat acceptance I too was on the hate MeMe Roth band wagon. I have gotten off the bash MeMe wagon because I cannot find one example of any hateful remark she has made about fat people. For those of you who have not heard of Ms Roth; Meridith "MeMe" Roth is a health crusader and president of the much maligned NAAO National Action Against Obesity http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/NAAO.html NAAO is pretty much what it says it is. It is an organization aimed at stopping the so called obesity epidemic. She sees the dramatic rise in obesity as a bad thing while we in the New Fat Acceptance and Bigger Fatter Blog see the increase in obesity and the greedy gluttony that causes it as a very good thing. We at Bigger Fatter Blog would like to have the opportunity to debate Ms Roth. We were so disheartened to see the series of shellackings Ms Roth gave Kelly Bliss and Joy Nash that we would like to see how she could deal with the intellectually honest position of the New Fat Acceptance. Clearly Kelly Bliss and Joy Nash were out-gunned intellectually by the svelte MeMe Roth. Fat girls cannot see past their hate for slender sexy babes like MeMe. Let's see how Ms Roth fares in a fair fight with a man like me Fat Bastard or my blog partner and male heart throb Proud FA.

Ms Roth got one thing right when she said that fat acceptance is really obesity promotion because it is and it always has been. It is sad when it takes an adversary like MeMe Roth to point out that stark reality. The intellectual dishonesty of the old fat acceptance movement helped to make Ms Roth the clear winner in the big fat debate. If Bliss and Nash had just admitted that they and all other fat people are happy greedy gluttons and simply told Ms Roth the following, "we like food and it is better than just about anything, so buzz off you skinny skank" what could Ms Roth have have said to counter that? Answer... Not a damn thing! This debate is not nor has it ever been about being fat. It has been about being gluttonous and the gluttonous lifestyle and whether gluttony is good or bad. Only an idiot would say that fat people are healthier than skinny folks and with Bliss making that same tired and foolish argument it only served to make fat acceptance look like the pathetic farce that it has become. It was a slam dunk for Me Me Roth and a huge boost for NAAO. Sadly it was another major blow to fat acceptance. If I had debated MeMe, I would have chewed her up and spit her out... Well maybe I would not have spit her out. She looks mighty tasty but I would have pointed to the fact that gluttony is a choice and that gluttony is a good choice. Gluttony IS good!


When you lose the goofy glasses MeMe you are a HOTTIE!

This is another reason the man haters in the old fat acceptance movement hate me, Fat Bastard because I like my women skinny. Unlike the nasty witches in the old fat acceptance I am not a size bigot. That's right, I like my women skinny and besides when you are as fat as I am it is really hard to bump pee pees with a fat chick. That is why there are so many guys like Proud FA who like porking the porkers.


Dimpled kneed Joy Nash sucking in her gut...


Kelly Bliss reliving a Proud FA moment...

There you have it Ms Roth. Your victory over Bliss was really no victory because Kelly Bliss does not speak for most fat Americans. She's a jealous catty shrew who represents the lunatic fringe of man hating "womyn" and jealous fat girls so not only wasn't it a fair fight Bliss doesn't represent rank and file fatlings. We at Bigger Fatter Blog represent them so the debate was over before it even started. Wiggle over here to Bigger Fatter Blog and we will debate you. Let's see how you will do against your intellectuals equals such as the poster boy for the New Fat Acceptance Teddy Bear, The Dean of Feederism Proud FA and me Fat Bastard. ...And bring back up because you'll need it.

Well MeMe, you dispatched Kelly Bliss and her flunky Joy Nash with ease. Big deal! How about going after some bigger game like me Fat Bastard? Do you have the belly for it? I do. (pun intended)

We at Bigger Fatter Blog don't agree with much of what MeMe Roth has to say nor do we agree with the mission of NAAO as we are obesity promoters but we do not condemn Ms Roth nor do we condemn NAAO even though we strongly disagree with them. Health and being skinny is right for some people but most people choose to be fat and less healthy and we think obesity and gluttony trump good health and longevity and 70% of Americans would agree.

I will say it again. We at Bigger Fatter Blog don't agree with much of what MeMe Roth has to say nor do we agree with the mission of NAAO as we are obesity promoters but as much as we disagree with Ms Roth we disagree even more with the racist and hateful rants against her. Ms Roth may be an adversary but she is not an enemy and we at Bigger Fatter Blog will not treat her as such. We have too much class for that.


The comment section is open Ms Roth. It is time for you to join a spirited and intelligent debate and show us your mettle.

Dom Deluise Defiant in Death

I always loved Dom Deluise! Over the past 15 years Dom has dealt with addiction to prescription drugs, hip replacement surgery, heart disease and diabetes. But now he feels completely at peace with his cancer and food induced death." But a cancer specialist insists there is hope for the funnyman, telling the Bigger Fatter Blog, "If caught early, before it spreads to the surrounding lymph nodes, (penile cancer) is highly treatable." Despite his life threatening health problems and warnings from medical professionals Dom Deluise has defiantly dashed doctors' advice to eat healthy and has instead continues his glorious gaining, gormandizing and greedy gluttony. We at Bigger Fatter Blog salute Dom Deluise, a truly brave and gloriously greedy glutton. Will Dom Deluise heed the advice of doting doctors?



Delightfully defiant Dom Deluise happily tells the fat haters to go fuck themselves as he greedily stuffs his fat fat face with gastronomic goodies. According to an unnamed source, the rotund comic has less than three months to live. That source further revealed to Bigger Fatter Blog, "Dom is dying-but he's still eating pasta by the vat." Another source revealed told Bigger Fatter Blog, His breathing is labored and his heartbeat is erratic. But he still won't stop eating." Doctors thought Dom would recover form his testicular and penile cancer but claim his unwillingness to control his eating is making recovery impossible. Dom certainly could stop his gluttonous ways but great food is a better payoff than 10 or 15 more years of life. As our immortal Teddy Bear put it, "Death by gluttony is a better way to die than from anorexia." That is SOOOOOOOOO true I now tell all my feedees that.

Burt Reynolds is said of Deluise, "He's not even trying to get well now. He's eating everything he wants and then some. He's decided to go out on his terms." That is truly inspiring.

Dom Deluise has always been a hero to those of us in the new fat acceptance movement for decades. He laughs in the face of certain death as he stuffs his fabulous fat face in his way of paying homage to our belly God. We at Bigger Fatter Blog will not mourn his death, we will celebrate his life and his love and lust for food. Like other fat funny men like Chris Farley, Jackie Gleason and John Candy, Dom Deluise is and will remain fondly regarded as a fabulously fat and funny food slut.



Pictured here with fellow friend and fatty Chef Paul Prudhome, Dom joyfully shows off an appetizer that he and the portly Prudhome created. Dom not only enjoyed fattening food he created it for other to enjoy. My only regret is that Dom never had his own cooking show. It would have been outstanding.



Yes Dom, your glorious gourmet dishes have made many a glutton and non-glutton feel better and we thank you for that. When one of my feedee could not take "one more bite" one of your recipes would rev up her appetite to near ravenous levels. As you head for the great restaurant in the sky rest assured that your legend will live on.