Most fatlings are freestyle gainers. By that I mean they don't really have an eating plan or any method for the accounting of calories. Want to be fatling gainers could optimize their gaining efforts if they were simply to keep a food journal. By doing so they could eliminate nutrient dense foods such as fresh fruits and vegetables and substitute with high calorie foods like cheese, ice cream, butter, Doritos, and a wide variety of chips and dips. The dedicated gaining glutton can optimize his or her gaining simply by keeping a food journal. At the end of the day they can review that journal to see how well they've done and look for ways of improvement for the next day so that they can more efficiently ingest a larger amount of calories without ingesting space taking high fiber foods.
Eating calorie laden foods can also help to eliminate cravings for fruits and vegetables. I shudder to think of a fatling eating a lettuce salad with raspberry vinaigrette. This does not mean that an occasional trip to the salad bar is a bad idea but if you must go to the salad bar the wise glutton piles on the cheese, bacon bits and high-fat dressings. The wisest glutton seeks to eliminate vegetation altogether and ops for fat laden meats, cheese and sugary treats.
A good gainer needs tools and one of those tools the fast food pyramid. When it comes to gaining fast food is always a best bet. Fast food is quick, cheap, easy and satisfying. Fast food is a slot of food.
Many people in the size acceptance movement advocate a method of eating called health at every size or HAES that was created and popularized by Linda Bacon. The problem with HAES is that it's too confusing, especially for fat girls. Dr. Rev. Big Lard Ass coinvented the Grazen-Heimer technique along with Nobel Prize winning scientists Otto Grazen PhD and Hans Heimer PhD. Their pioneering work has led to a layman's version of the Grazen-Heimer technique. In fact there are two methods based on Grazen-Heimer. The first one is called FATT or food all the time and the other one is called EATT or eat all the time. Recently these two techniques due to their many similarities have been combined into a technique called EATT FATT. Because fat fattens best gainers are reminded to get at least 75% of the calories from fat which is much like the South Beach diet and the Atkins diet.
Gaining for Gainers. Simplicity is key and Adherence is a must.
The successful gainer simply needs to do two things and and those two things are this first the following the fast food pyramid and simply eat all the time with the goal of an incremental increase in calories every day. Simple adherence to the simple plan will quickly propel a portly pig into mega pig like proportions by simply eating pig like portions.
Some advocates of gaining stress the need for a sedentary lifestyle and well theory this makes sense there are several serious drawbacks to this approach. If a gainer is going for weight it is important to note that muscle weighs far more than fat. The other important factor is that activity increases appetite and it aids in digestion which speeds the transport of food from the mouth to the poop chute. Eventually the gainer will become more and more sedentary as a weight increases but starting with a good base of muscle under all that fat will increase weight and increase appetite. Too many gainers and other fatlings seemed to plateau at the paltry 400 pound mark. 400 pounds is merely a good starting point.
The Mechanics of Gaining Eat a lot eat often.
Unless you're talking there is no reason stopping and even if you are talking you can still talk with food in your mouth. If you're not eating your food you should be drinking your food. Eat that.but not without a double latte. Eat that burger but not without a triple thick shake and french fries saturated in grease and covered with melted cheese and gravy. It's almost obscene eat french fries that are not smothered in cheese and covered in gravy.
Your journal will contain pages similar to a daytime and currently our engineers are working on an app for iPad called the Gaining App/food journal. Essentially the gaining journal is a series of pages listing the days of the weeks, months of the year and hours and minutes in the day. Every time you eat you write down in the journal what you ate at its caloric content. At the end of the day will calculate the number of calories you eat in for the day compared with your basal metabolic rate. The App will calculate your metabolic rate and total energy expenditure for that day in real-time and if you have not exceeded your metabolic rate the app will prompt you to eat some more. The app contain pictures of food and printable coupons for great deals on fast food. Every day you will set a goal to exceed your metabolic rate by a certain percentage. This is the key to sustained and progressive gaining. The aim of this method is to incrementally increase your caloric intake. This is the most natural way of gaining. The days of the feeding tube are coming to an end and feeders who want to be successful need to become encouragers. There is still a place for the feeding tube but it is losing its prominence and should only be used in emergency situations.
Losing for losers. How to eat your way lean.
Yes, you read that right. The best way to get lean is to eat your way lean. You may be asking why with a fat acceptance site promote leanness. There are a lot of angry fat girls really don't want to be fat. They whine and cry and bitch and moan and or otherwise a big pain in the ass. There always pissed off about something and that something is the fact that they are fat. They simply cannot accept the fact that they are fat so they try to make everybody else except it but the truth is most people don't give a shit if they are fat. Most people just want these mouthy fat girls to simply shut the fuck up. This is for them and other land whales and pork beasts who for whatever silly reason want to abandon the fat lifestyle.
A good way to remain fat is to remain ignorant when it comes to basic nutrition. Blissful ignorance is the key to remaining fat. The less you know the better. Since most people who want to lose weight are fat girls I will present numbers that are appropriate for facts. The USDA recommends the average woman who is moderately active consume 2000 cal per day. If a woman eats 2000 cal a day the most weight she can maintain is about 135 pounds. As you can see it takes a lot of serious eating to even get into the 200 pound range. With today's food scape it's pretty easy to get a lot of calories in the foods you eat. Luckily for the gaining glutton today's food has an engineer especially for gaining and maintaining. This does not put the loser in good stead for losing and maintaining a low body weight and lean body mass.
Eat less and move more... but eat MORE food!
Eating less calories and burning more calories than you consume will result in weight loss. A lot of fat girl dieters like to try to deny this as they retreat back into their angry fat girl mindset and the lies of the old fat acceptance movement. Fat girls who don't want to be fat still love food so it behooves them to either like being fat or change their palates and their appetites.
An enemy to the gainer is a friend to the loser.
One of the biggest enemies the gainer is dietary fiber. Fiber when it enters a digestive system becomes a space hog. Eating a diet high in fiber combined with a lot of water can cause a gainer to feel full. The reason that they feel full is because they are full but they are full of extremely low-calorie food it could be an hour or more before the stomach empties and their hungry again. A gainers biggest mistake can be the loser's greatest triumph. Perhaps the biggest enemy to the gainer is lean protein. Lean protein can spell disaster for a gainer. Lean protein causes the stomach to release a hormone called CKK when it comes to appetite CKK is a kill switch. When the CKK hormone kicks in it's like a punch to the gut from Heavyweight boxer Iron Mike Tyson. You won't want to eat for hours.
Here is a sample page of the food journal.
Sunday
12 AM Midnight Snack 3 slices of pizza extra cheese and sausage 400 calories 16 oz creme soda 200 calories.
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12:15 AM _________________________________________________________________
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12:30 AM _________________________________________________________________
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12:45 AM _________________________________________________________________
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1 AM _____________________________________________________________________
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Skip to breakfast
9:00 AM Fried eggs, 4 slices Texas toast, 1/2 pound of bacon, 6 links sausage, 12 oz OJ, 3 cups coffee extra cream and sugar, Total calories 2189___________________________________
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Mid morning snack
10:30 AM 4 Krispy Creme Donuts, Tripple Carmel Latte, Total calories 700____________
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Lunch
12:00 PM 3 double cheese burgers, Large Shake, Large fries, XL Coke, 4 hot apple pies Total calories 2900 ________________________________________________________________
Post Lunch Snack 1:30 PM 16 oz Mountain Dew, Bag of Doritos, candy bar Total calories 700
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I think you get the idea.
Eat your way fat or eat your way thin. By making substitutes a person hell-bent on getting to and maintaining a low body weight can do it with relative ease but by the same token again are can easily and steadily pack on the pounds and become a walking or rolling flabalanche he or she has always dreamed of being.
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Monday, January 17, 2011
Is NAAFA Finally Wising Up? NAAFA finally honors Bill Fabrey
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| Jason Docherty, Frances White (they are co-chairs of NAAFA) and Bill Fabrey. |
It was NAAFA's 40th Anniversary and Bill Fabrey, the founder FINALLY received an award.
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| Cheesy! |
Once again the fat girls outnumber the fat boy about 50 to 1.
Cuter in a scooter former NAAFA President Nancy Summer
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| Nancy and ex-hubby, Bill Fabrey |
Get a load of that impressive neck blubber!
Another Sexy Scooter Siren MILF
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| Kara Brewer Allen (Theatrmuse/Kara) and Peter (HappyFA) |
OMG! A BHM but this guy is merely an FA.
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| Every fatling's dream a power scooter |
Fat NAAFA boy eyes a scooter. In a few short years he'll be needing one. Lucky him!
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| EAT! |
Sexy sows on the feed but no fat boys.
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| EAT EAT BABY! |
Sexy fat girls eating.
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| Handsome FA getting this sexy sow all warmed up for a good porking OINK! SUUUUUUU EEEEEE |
AHHH! A prelude to NAAFA Convention debauchery. NAAFA has been very schizophrenic regarding fat porn but their conventions are orgies of food and fat girls.
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| Some images speak for themselves. Peace and food. Food is love. |
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wikipedia Article Regarding NAAFA, Feederism and the New American Fat Acceptance Movement.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AFat_fetishism
Some time ago a reporter from CNN interviewed Bigger Fatter Blog's Proud FA and part of that interview is on Wikipedia. We will be updating this article when more information becomes available
Has anyone heard these terms used before? It seems like terms some guy just made up for this article or something.24.218.109.83 (talk) 00:38, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
- I have heard of the term of "Maintainer" before, specifically on | Growing Guysand | Beefyfrat, but I have yet to have heard "Appreciator" Before.--Fumitol (talk) 01:29, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
WAY TO GO PROUD FA! OINK!
Wikipedia also makes reference to Fat Bastard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_fetishism#Relation_to_fat_acceptance_movement
Relation to fat acceptance movement
Some people involved in the fat acceptance movement argue that fat fetishism undermines social movements towards fat acceptance, through counter-productive objectification and dehumanization of fat people. They argue that often, fat fetishists (specifically feeders) derive sexual pleasure from increasing immobility, disability, or helplessness in the fat person through weight gain. Some people take issue with the coercion which is sometimes involved in fat fetishism.NAAFA draws a distinction between fat fetishism and fat admiration: NAAFA states that "a preference for a fat partner is as valid as any other preference based on physical characteristics",[3] but also condemns feederism as coercive.[2] NAAFA advocating that people "celebrate the current weight of their partner as one aspect of the whole person".[2]
Others in the Fat Acceptance Movement such as Mike (Fat Bastard) Gerard of NAFAM (New American Fat Acceptance Movement) take a neutral position on feederism and see no difference between fat admiration and fat fetishism.
NAAFA's condemnation of feederism was weak at best as NAAFA had/has a long standing relationship with Conrad Blickenstorfer's and his Dimensions Magazine, the internet's leading gaining and feederism site. Blickenstorfer was on NAAFA's board of directors after NAAFA's anemic condemnation of feederism.
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| Happy Fat Girl |
Saturday, November 20, 2010
NAAFA and Fat Acceptance Failure
While I was eating and surfing thinling porn, I, Fat Bastard came across the following article. I discussed it with Proud FA and now I would like to discuss it with our Bigger Fatter Blog readers.
The Failure of Size Acceptance
The following is an article written about a year ago as the author made the decision to exit totally out of size acceptance. He/She still supports the ideal of respect for fat people and fighting discrimination. Present size acceptance has lost its way totally and is not working in the best interests of those it claims to serve. Many fat people facing health problems make the decision to leave size acceptance. This includes several of his/her fat friends. Many good people still are in Size Acceptance and I admit that, we just part ways on some philosophies. The article is controversial, however after much time and thought it is the author's honest appraisal.
While some of size acceptance's ideals are sound, which include ending discrimination against fat people and advocating for their rights, the foundations of it are crumbling. Americans are getting fatter and corpulence is becoming more reviled. The love of and emphasis of the thin figure has only increased. The Size Acceptance movement as it stands now is failing.
Proud FA: I could not agree more. 99.99999999% of fatlings know that the old Fat Acceptance movement is bullshit. Because the jealous angry fat girls deny their gluttony instead of embracing it nobody can take them seriously especially fatlings who know that they're greedy gluttons.
Fat Bastard: Ditto Proud FA! The legions of lard and their beliefs have not been reflected in the NAAFA propaganda and sophistries.
Today's premier size acceptance groups are NAAFA (National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance) and ISAA (International Size Acceptance Association.) NAAFA has 4,000 members as repeatedly mentioned online. However, recent scandals and change has lowered this "official membership" substantially. Some estimate their actual membership to be around 1000 people. ISAA is much smaller and numbers in the hundreds. There is little difference in the philosophies of these groups. Many groups focus on the social angle of size and others have sprung up from the NAAFA fountainhead. When I speak of Size Acceptance from now on, these groups and their associates are the target.
Proud FA: NAAFA has been twisting in the wind for years. It's cozy relationship with Penn Computing, Dimensions Magazine and Conrad Blickenstorfer and their hypocritical condemnation of feederism and fat sexuality made everyone fat and skinny look at NAAFA and see them for the hypocrites that they are.
Fat Bastard: True Proud but it got compounded when all the angry man hating fat feminists took over and made obesity a feminist issue. Those angry fat dykes need to stick to rug munching and shut the fuck up.
The first reason that Size Acceptance has not grown is it promotes fat rather than dealing with it as simply a physical characteristic. Sometime around 1980, NAAFA changed its name from National Association to Aid Fat Americans to National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. This was also a philosophical change not just a linguistical one.
Fat Bastard: They (the jealous angry fat girls) totally destroyed EVERYTHING Bill Fabrey started. (Bill Fabrey founded NAAFA in the 1970's)
Fat is great according to all the size acceptance minions and while the ideals of the equality of fat people deserving right and proper treatment are commendable, this belief flies in the face of scientific logic. Having fat people be happy is a positive thing, however having them smile their way through the pain of gasping for air climbing some stairs and in denial about a life limiting condition is not.
Proud FA: Immobility is not for everyone. Fat is great for fat admirers but it is not for everyone.
Fat Bastard: It's great for some people to be fat like Teddy and Belly Boy but for me and BLA it has its drawbacks ie the heart attacks and the diabetes. Nobody can argue with thte fact that gluttony is good. Gluttony rules! Food rules! Again, while it is good to embrace the fat it's better to embrace and celebrate the food and the gluttony
The big names in SA brush all health problems related to obesity right under the carpet. Anyone who surpasses the 400 lb. mark soon learns that the bikini parties with the "Padded Lilies" (an actual SA group consisting of fat, 300-400lb, synchronized swimmers), conventions and fat positive rhetoric soon rings hollow next to their scooter, sleep apnea machine and bottles of blood pressure pills. One is supposed to be healthy, happy, fat and fit. Marilyn Wann in her book Fatso points out how at 250 lbs she can climb mountains and dance for hours without exhaustion. Sadly this negates the experiences of heavier people who find even walking across a parking lot a exhausting challenge. Fat people can indeed be in better shape via exercise and decent food, but reality checks really are necessary.
Proud FA: It's about or it should be about aiding, enabling and accommodating fatlings. If medical science could create a yeast vaccine many a fat admirer would be turning cartwheels.
Fat Bastard: Not only that but we need some real science and technology. My dream is anti-gravity technology so that we fatlings could float. We would also look much fluffier.
SA publications all show fat women frolicking in swimming pools and doing aerobics. While this is good for the smaller fat person who has exceptionally good health, physical realities come crashing through for most who suffer obesity in its most severe and moderate forms. Those who find their stamina crumbling usually are ironically told to exercise more but not to lose any weight. When the first health crises arise, many leave SA for the world of university hospital diet clinics and weight loss surgery. SA is just the flipside to the world of detested weight loss schemes.
Fat Bastard: The current warped philosophy of NAAFA feeds into the crooked medical industrial party line. These deluded fatlings then end up having weight loss surgery/butchery. True fat acceptance accepts the downside of gluttony. We fatling, as "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear so adroitly put it, are the Evil Kenevils of gluttony. You never heard Evil complain about the fact he broke every bone in his body twice. No way! Evil bragged about it.
Denying the fact that obesity is a disease or even disabling, size acceptance puts its head in the sand and closes the door on people who are not fat, fit and healthy. Tracy, a super-sized woman with PCOS an endocrine disorder and Ex-NAAFA member points out:
"I have in the past, held the concept of "size acceptance dear to my `heart, but at this stage, and with my health in the crisis that it is, I cannot, with a clear conscious, advocate or agree with any movement that does not address the reality of the negative health consequences of massive obesity."
Proud FA: I was guilty of judging you Fat Bastard for losing some weight and moderating your gluttony but I would rather have even a live skinny Fat Bastard than a dead super morbidly obese one. How fat one wants to be is a personal choice that we need to respect. After being with Thinnette I understand why you like those skinny ana chicks.
Fat Bastard: Proud, you bring tears to my eyes. Cut it out!
No size acceptance organization supports a cure for obesity. After all, it's all about "acceptance" and not "aiding". The people speaking for the fat are as bad as those who wish to bilk them of their wallets for worthless liquid diets. Imagine a kidney disease foundation advocating for all kidney patients to accept their condition. Fat people are told essentially."This is your lot in life, accept it." This leaves the average fat person out in the cold in general between fad diet charlatans and size acceptance advocates who tell them there only other option is to make the best of it!
Fat Bastard: We do support a cure but we do not think that cure should be mandatory. The only cure to date is CG Brady's fattitude reduction therapy and his incremental diet and lifestyle change protocol.
Logic itself is played with to relay the message. A NAAFA leader writes to a response online:
"It is my position and that of many in the movement that we need to focus on what we can do to make fat people healthy---not make fat people thin. Right now I believe that working toward making fat people healthy is a winnable battle-I do not believe making fat people thin is.
Proud FA: Those crazy NAAFA bitches are always talking shit!
This shows that acceptance and promotion of fat has become the prevailing goal of size acceptance. Obesity is to be seen as something like tallness, a normal part of a person's makeup. I wonder how a 600lb person who can barely walk is supposed to take this information.
Out of fear and justified loathing of a diet industry that has caused more harm than good to fat people, SA has taken nothing more than a reactionary position, shoving its head into the sand. Repeating mantras of "Fat people are healthy!", even amid wheelchair and oxygen bound fat people, very few are buying into the lie.
Fat Bastard: Some of us are not as sickly as others. Teddy for instance is a real stud at 5'6 and 400 pounds. Belly Boy cheerfully accepts his infirmity because the pleasure of food is worth it to him. You gotta admire that. While thinlings eat to live fatlings live to eat but why eat yourself to death in just a few years when you can live long like Teddy and enjoy your fat and gluttony? For many fatlings a power chair beats walking but there are others who want to show off that fat and throw their weight around.
The problem is the cost of demanding equal rights for fat people should not have as its price out and out lies and denial. Most Americans know of at least one friend or relative that has suffered not only social ramifications which are bad enough on their own, but also dire physical costs. After all, the public is privy to the sufferings of housebound fat people via the talk show. Many fat people outside of this world see SA as a group of extremists who have given up!
Science is discovering more facts on fat people's behalf, that many diseases "can cause" fat rather than the other way around, including PCOS, Cushings, Syndrome X and fat people have been correct about not eating like pigs. They have written research on the futility of dieting and the complex causes of obesity however, SA has walled themselves off from the scientific community!
Proud FA: Let's be honest here. Fat women are not the sharpest cheddar.
NAAFA does not support obesity research and says of it that the assumptions of obesity researchers is indeed wrongly based.and shows its own biases by writing within their official stances.
"These assumptions run contrary to the experience of most fat people which is that permanent weight loss is impossible to achieve, that dieting makes them fatter, that many of them are healthy and that valuing thinness over fatness is a cultural biases" Just the fact that some obesity researchers are invested in weight loss matters has led to this child-like refusal to even be open to dialogue.
Fat Bastard: Those jealous fat girls are really fucking stupid.
NAAFA has nothing to offer those who become sick, or disabled from being overweight. Such negative PR is swept under the table. NAAFA would not want most Americans to know that thousands live disabled due to severe obesity. Endocrine sufferers (those who become fat due to health conditions such as those with PCOS, thyroid and glandular disorders) are often left to fend for themselves. NAAFA cannot threaten their position by ever admitting that fat can be related to a disease process.
Proud FA: When I was porking fat NAAFA women it used to bother me how they passed over guys like Fat Bastard who they thought were too fat to throw the dick. While that may be true in many cases they could at least offer them a blow job. Fat girls to give the best head.
Fat Bastard: It never bothered me all that much because like the Chef says, "I ain't got no wood for them SSBBW's God bless em." Two sweaty bodies doing the nasty gets too funky for this fat boy. While the motto No Muff Too Tough may hold true for you fat admirers fat boys like me with a more sophisticated smeller and palate prefer the delicate scent of a thinling chick.
SA, has a dark side that is unknown to the public. Some leaders are indeed involved with the selling of plus size erotica. Go to any SA site and you will find many fat women selling videos and nude photos of themselves to the proverbial "FA", fat admirer, defined as a man who is attracted to fat women.
Many of the policies of the so-called fat advocacy organizations center around pleasing the FA. In some regards, the integrity of SA has been circumvented by those with other interests. The FAs have taken over! FAs who are attracted to fat, do not want a person to lose it. In fact there is even far out segment of so called "feeders" involved in SA who seek to make their significant others fatter. This has led to an emphasis on the prevailing organizations as social clubs and single meat markets rather than leaders of true help.
Proud FA: I have to disagree. The final nail in the NAAFA coffin was it public condemnation of FA and feeders. We were the only thing keeping the movement afloat. We were competition for militant fat feminist dykes who were looking for bi curious fat girls. That is what cause NAAFA's knee jerk reaction. Fat porn was empowering fat girls. Fat porn is now huge. When NAAFA conventions were feederism fests and orgies NAAFA had a LOT more members.
Size Acceptance as it now stands is a failure. A new Fat Rights organization that supports the integrity and well being of its members is needed. This could be a movement of millions rather than of a few thousand. A real difference then could be made in the lives of 74% of Americans the percentages that are considered overweight.
Fat Bastard: Everyone should not only eat like a pig but like a herd of pigs. The author is full of shit when he says that people are fat because of diseases but he is spot on when he says the NAAFA style SA movement has a failure. Gluttony is the cause of obesity and a true glutton wears his fat like a badge of honor. It goes without saying that one should not apologize for one's size but more than that, one should not apologize for one's gluttony.
This is the kind of woman the jealous fat girls want to be and fat boys like me want to see...... and bone!
Can't you all just get along?
The Failure of Size Acceptance
The following is an article written about a year ago as the author made the decision to exit totally out of size acceptance. He/She still supports the ideal of respect for fat people and fighting discrimination. Present size acceptance has lost its way totally and is not working in the best interests of those it claims to serve. Many fat people facing health problems make the decision to leave size acceptance. This includes several of his/her fat friends. Many good people still are in Size Acceptance and I admit that, we just part ways on some philosophies. The article is controversial, however after much time and thought it is the author's honest appraisal.
While some of size acceptance's ideals are sound, which include ending discrimination against fat people and advocating for their rights, the foundations of it are crumbling. Americans are getting fatter and corpulence is becoming more reviled. The love of and emphasis of the thin figure has only increased. The Size Acceptance movement as it stands now is failing.
Proud FA: I could not agree more. 99.99999999% of fatlings know that the old Fat Acceptance movement is bullshit. Because the jealous angry fat girls deny their gluttony instead of embracing it nobody can take them seriously especially fatlings who know that they're greedy gluttons.
Fat Bastard: Ditto Proud FA! The legions of lard and their beliefs have not been reflected in the NAAFA propaganda and sophistries.
Today's premier size acceptance groups are NAAFA (National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance) and ISAA (International Size Acceptance Association.) NAAFA has 4,000 members as repeatedly mentioned online. However, recent scandals and change has lowered this "official membership" substantially. Some estimate their actual membership to be around 1000 people. ISAA is much smaller and numbers in the hundreds. There is little difference in the philosophies of these groups. Many groups focus on the social angle of size and others have sprung up from the NAAFA fountainhead. When I speak of Size Acceptance from now on, these groups and their associates are the target.
Proud FA: NAAFA has been twisting in the wind for years. It's cozy relationship with Penn Computing, Dimensions Magazine and Conrad Blickenstorfer and their hypocritical condemnation of feederism and fat sexuality made everyone fat and skinny look at NAAFA and see them for the hypocrites that they are.
Fat Bastard: True Proud but it got compounded when all the angry man hating fat feminists took over and made obesity a feminist issue. Those angry fat dykes need to stick to rug munching and shut the fuck up.
The first reason that Size Acceptance has not grown is it promotes fat rather than dealing with it as simply a physical characteristic. Sometime around 1980, NAAFA changed its name from National Association to Aid Fat Americans to National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. This was also a philosophical change not just a linguistical one.
Fat Bastard: They (the jealous angry fat girls) totally destroyed EVERYTHING Bill Fabrey started. (Bill Fabrey founded NAAFA in the 1970's)
Fat is great according to all the size acceptance minions and while the ideals of the equality of fat people deserving right and proper treatment are commendable, this belief flies in the face of scientific logic. Having fat people be happy is a positive thing, however having them smile their way through the pain of gasping for air climbing some stairs and in denial about a life limiting condition is not.
Proud FA: Immobility is not for everyone. Fat is great for fat admirers but it is not for everyone.
Fat Bastard: It's great for some people to be fat like Teddy and Belly Boy but for me and BLA it has its drawbacks ie the heart attacks and the diabetes. Nobody can argue with thte fact that gluttony is good. Gluttony rules! Food rules! Again, while it is good to embrace the fat it's better to embrace and celebrate the food and the gluttony
The big names in SA brush all health problems related to obesity right under the carpet. Anyone who surpasses the 400 lb. mark soon learns that the bikini parties with the "Padded Lilies" (an actual SA group consisting of fat, 300-400lb, synchronized swimmers), conventions and fat positive rhetoric soon rings hollow next to their scooter, sleep apnea machine and bottles of blood pressure pills. One is supposed to be healthy, happy, fat and fit. Marilyn Wann in her book Fatso points out how at 250 lbs she can climb mountains and dance for hours without exhaustion. Sadly this negates the experiences of heavier people who find even walking across a parking lot a exhausting challenge. Fat people can indeed be in better shape via exercise and decent food, but reality checks really are necessary.
Proud FA: It's about or it should be about aiding, enabling and accommodating fatlings. If medical science could create a yeast vaccine many a fat admirer would be turning cartwheels.
Fat Bastard: Not only that but we need some real science and technology. My dream is anti-gravity technology so that we fatlings could float. We would also look much fluffier.
SA publications all show fat women frolicking in swimming pools and doing aerobics. While this is good for the smaller fat person who has exceptionally good health, physical realities come crashing through for most who suffer obesity in its most severe and moderate forms. Those who find their stamina crumbling usually are ironically told to exercise more but not to lose any weight. When the first health crises arise, many leave SA for the world of university hospital diet clinics and weight loss surgery. SA is just the flipside to the world of detested weight loss schemes.
Fat Bastard: The current warped philosophy of NAAFA feeds into the crooked medical industrial party line. These deluded fatlings then end up having weight loss surgery/butchery. True fat acceptance accepts the downside of gluttony. We fatling, as "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear so adroitly put it, are the Evil Kenevils of gluttony. You never heard Evil complain about the fact he broke every bone in his body twice. No way! Evil bragged about it.
Denying the fact that obesity is a disease or even disabling, size acceptance puts its head in the sand and closes the door on people who are not fat, fit and healthy. Tracy, a super-sized woman with PCOS an endocrine disorder and Ex-NAAFA member points out:
"I have in the past, held the concept of "size acceptance dear to my `heart, but at this stage, and with my health in the crisis that it is, I cannot, with a clear conscious, advocate or agree with any movement that does not address the reality of the negative health consequences of massive obesity."
Proud FA: I was guilty of judging you Fat Bastard for losing some weight and moderating your gluttony but I would rather have even a live skinny Fat Bastard than a dead super morbidly obese one. How fat one wants to be is a personal choice that we need to respect. After being with Thinnette I understand why you like those skinny ana chicks.
Fat Bastard: Proud, you bring tears to my eyes. Cut it out!
No size acceptance organization supports a cure for obesity. After all, it's all about "acceptance" and not "aiding". The people speaking for the fat are as bad as those who wish to bilk them of their wallets for worthless liquid diets. Imagine a kidney disease foundation advocating for all kidney patients to accept their condition. Fat people are told essentially."This is your lot in life, accept it." This leaves the average fat person out in the cold in general between fad diet charlatans and size acceptance advocates who tell them there only other option is to make the best of it!
Fat Bastard: We do support a cure but we do not think that cure should be mandatory. The only cure to date is CG Brady's fattitude reduction therapy and his incremental diet and lifestyle change protocol.
Logic itself is played with to relay the message. A NAAFA leader writes to a response online:
"It is my position and that of many in the movement that we need to focus on what we can do to make fat people healthy---not make fat people thin. Right now I believe that working toward making fat people healthy is a winnable battle-I do not believe making fat people thin is.
Proud FA: Those crazy NAAFA bitches are always talking shit!
This shows that acceptance and promotion of fat has become the prevailing goal of size acceptance. Obesity is to be seen as something like tallness, a normal part of a person's makeup. I wonder how a 600lb person who can barely walk is supposed to take this information.
Out of fear and justified loathing of a diet industry that has caused more harm than good to fat people, SA has taken nothing more than a reactionary position, shoving its head into the sand. Repeating mantras of "Fat people are healthy!", even amid wheelchair and oxygen bound fat people, very few are buying into the lie.
Fat Bastard: Some of us are not as sickly as others. Teddy for instance is a real stud at 5'6 and 400 pounds. Belly Boy cheerfully accepts his infirmity because the pleasure of food is worth it to him. You gotta admire that. While thinlings eat to live fatlings live to eat but why eat yourself to death in just a few years when you can live long like Teddy and enjoy your fat and gluttony? For many fatlings a power chair beats walking but there are others who want to show off that fat and throw their weight around.
The problem is the cost of demanding equal rights for fat people should not have as its price out and out lies and denial. Most Americans know of at least one friend or relative that has suffered not only social ramifications which are bad enough on their own, but also dire physical costs. After all, the public is privy to the sufferings of housebound fat people via the talk show. Many fat people outside of this world see SA as a group of extremists who have given up!
Science is discovering more facts on fat people's behalf, that many diseases "can cause" fat rather than the other way around, including PCOS, Cushings, Syndrome X and fat people have been correct about not eating like pigs. They have written research on the futility of dieting and the complex causes of obesity however, SA has walled themselves off from the scientific community!
Proud FA: Let's be honest here. Fat women are not the sharpest cheddar.
NAAFA does not support obesity research and says of it that the assumptions of obesity researchers is indeed wrongly based.and shows its own biases by writing within their official stances.
"These assumptions run contrary to the experience of most fat people which is that permanent weight loss is impossible to achieve, that dieting makes them fatter, that many of them are healthy and that valuing thinness over fatness is a cultural biases" Just the fact that some obesity researchers are invested in weight loss matters has led to this child-like refusal to even be open to dialogue.
Fat Bastard: Those jealous fat girls are really fucking stupid.
NAAFA has nothing to offer those who become sick, or disabled from being overweight. Such negative PR is swept under the table. NAAFA would not want most Americans to know that thousands live disabled due to severe obesity. Endocrine sufferers (those who become fat due to health conditions such as those with PCOS, thyroid and glandular disorders) are often left to fend for themselves. NAAFA cannot threaten their position by ever admitting that fat can be related to a disease process.
Proud FA: When I was porking fat NAAFA women it used to bother me how they passed over guys like Fat Bastard who they thought were too fat to throw the dick. While that may be true in many cases they could at least offer them a blow job. Fat girls to give the best head.
Fat Bastard: It never bothered me all that much because like the Chef says, "I ain't got no wood for them SSBBW's God bless em." Two sweaty bodies doing the nasty gets too funky for this fat boy. While the motto No Muff Too Tough may hold true for you fat admirers fat boys like me with a more sophisticated smeller and palate prefer the delicate scent of a thinling chick.
SA, has a dark side that is unknown to the public. Some leaders are indeed involved with the selling of plus size erotica. Go to any SA site and you will find many fat women selling videos and nude photos of themselves to the proverbial "FA", fat admirer, defined as a man who is attracted to fat women.
Many of the policies of the so-called fat advocacy organizations center around pleasing the FA. In some regards, the integrity of SA has been circumvented by those with other interests. The FAs have taken over! FAs who are attracted to fat, do not want a person to lose it. In fact there is even far out segment of so called "feeders" involved in SA who seek to make their significant others fatter. This has led to an emphasis on the prevailing organizations as social clubs and single meat markets rather than leaders of true help.
Proud FA: I have to disagree. The final nail in the NAAFA coffin was it public condemnation of FA and feeders. We were the only thing keeping the movement afloat. We were competition for militant fat feminist dykes who were looking for bi curious fat girls. That is what cause NAAFA's knee jerk reaction. Fat porn was empowering fat girls. Fat porn is now huge. When NAAFA conventions were feederism fests and orgies NAAFA had a LOT more members.
Size Acceptance as it now stands is a failure. A new Fat Rights organization that supports the integrity and well being of its members is needed. This could be a movement of millions rather than of a few thousand. A real difference then could be made in the lives of 74% of Americans the percentages that are considered overweight.
Fat Bastard: Everyone should not only eat like a pig but like a herd of pigs. The author is full of shit when he says that people are fat because of diseases but he is spot on when he says the NAAFA style SA movement has a failure. Gluttony is the cause of obesity and a true glutton wears his fat like a badge of honor. It goes without saying that one should not apologize for one's size but more than that, one should not apologize for one's gluttony.
This is the kind of woman the jealous fat girls want to be and fat boys like me want to see...... and bone!
Can't you all just get along?
Monday, November 1, 2010
Thanksgiving Gluttony!
Ladies and gentleman: START YOUR EATING!
Now that you are all warmed up on all that extra Halloween candy it's time to kick your gluttony into high gear. EAT!
Grow that pumpkin!
Sunday, September 12, 2010
More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!
I may add more to this article after I talk to The Dean of Feederism, Proud FA and Coach Gains. as you know Coach Gains and our own Proud FA have porked herds of fat sluts. Here are some excerpts from a CBS News article.
Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies
Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!
(CBS/AP) Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.
Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women - those with a body mass index greater than 30 - report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)
The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies.Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)
Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. "Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions," she said.
Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal.
Obesity and the Likelihood of Sexual Behavioral Risk Factors for HPV ...
Researchers found that obese men didn't do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)
Super Size Seductress won't let this fat admirer up until he sires a pup!
Nasty NAAFA nymphos gang rape another Fat admirer!
WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won't be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!
Fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry!
To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)
People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese.
Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls.
The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of pups she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.
You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. It's because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad.
Put a helmet on that soldier! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD they also prevent pregnancies. Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As BFB's readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don't want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.
Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far!
MAKIN BACON!
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Fat Singers are the BEST Singers
Who's better than Ann Wilson from the legendary Canadian rock band Heart? Susan Boyle? Maybe and Susan Boyle is also fat. Who can forget Ann's name sake Carney Wilson of Wilson Phillips? Then we have the immortal Mama Cass and the Queen of Soul Aretha Frankin. What thinling can sing better than any of them? Barbara Streisand you say? Babs to is now fat and she really is like butter. Another great under rated singer was the late great Nell Carter. Nell was an SSBBW and boy could that fat girl sing! We mustn't forget Jordin Sparks the latest target for MeMe Roth's venom. While still only a pup, Jordin has the potential to surpass greats like Mama Cass, and the plump Patti LaBelle and dare I say the Queen of Soul herself, Aretha Franklin. Keep eating Jordin and grow your waist and butt along with your career.
Ann Wilson is more that twice as big as her hot thinling sister Nancy and she sings twice as good. Can you think of another female rocker better that Ann Wilson? Of course you can't!
You can have your Dixie Chicks, Lorretta Lynn, Shania Twain ect.. ect.. ect.. but when in comes to country music no one come close to Wynona Judd. With a name like Wynona she has to be fat.
Gorgeous girl glutton Wynona flashing the sign of the fork.
So impressed with Wynona, Primus bass play Les Claypool penned the following lyric.
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine
Like butter, Babs beginning her blimp phase but still just a pup.
Babs breaking into full blimp mode.
Beautiful Babs Before Blimping
Bigger is better! Not only is Aretha the Queen of Soul but she is also the queen of soul food and singing better than ever!
Aretha, as pretty as you were then you are even better now!
What tribute to fat girl singers would be complete without mentioning Mama Cass. Not only did Mama Cass have the greatest voice in folk rock she died while eating a sandwich.
Look at that impressive tonal neck blubber!
I can see it now. Her handlers are going to slim her down instead of plumping her up. I fear that is what is in store for Susan Boyle. If Susan Boyle loses the weight she will lose her voice. It's true!
A young undiscovered Susan Boyle. If she had come to the US she would have added the thick tonal blubber that now sets her voice apart from the pack.
Look at her now! Look at the food on her upper lip!! Look at that tone enhancing neck blubber!!!
As always on Bigger Fatter Blog it's ladies first but let's not forget the men.
There may be some debate as to who the greatest opera singer of all time was, Luciano Pavaratti or Enrico Caruso. I gotta go with Pavaratti. As fat as he was more than a few women in Italy and the rest of the world flicked their switches when ever Pavaratti took the stage and unleashed the awesome power of his legendary tenor voice. Even though he was a fat pasta eating lummox he got more ass than most rock stars.
Per i nostri lettori italiani: Pavaratti scopata donne più belle di Mick Jagger. Non era un nano e lui non è andato sul palco e muovere il culo magro come un omosessuale.
Michael Jackson may be the king of pop but the best voice in pop belongs to the meat master general himself, the immortal man of meat, Meatloaf! With all due respect to Michael Jackson, all the crotch grabbing in the world will never match the power of the meat!
Mighty Mighty Meatloaf majestically meting out the musical meat!
Even his name is great! Ruben (sandwich the stud) Studdard wowed even the hyper critical Simon Cowel to win American Idol and defeat that classless sweet boy Clay (my ass is) Aiken. The last pussy Aiken saw was when he slithered out of his mama. Our man Ruben is getting more ass than a toilet seat and speaking of getting ass no two men are responsible for setting the mood for seduction than Barry White and his Love Unlimited Orchestra and the late great Luther Vandross.
The deep soulful tones of Barry's voice along with the romantic musical arrangements of his Love Unlimited Orchestra put millions of ladies in the mood to make sweet love with men like me, Fat Bastard. Rev BLA and our latest contributor and gourmet The Chef.
The only thinling soul singers who can hold a candle to Luther is Smokey Robinson and Wilson Picket and maybe Al Green and maybe Marvin Gaye.
When it come to singing the blues the clear winner is BB King. Muddy Waters, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bobby Blue Bland, Slim Harpo, Robert Cray,and even Robert Johnson are all a close second to BB King.
Hunka hunka burning love! The king of rock rocked! There is no arguing that the skinny Elvis was great but he would have been a mere flash in the pan and overshadowed by Jerry Lee Lewis, Chubby Checker and Fats Domino had Elvis Aaron Presley remained a thinling. The fatter the King got, the more women swooned.
Elvis died on the toilet from an fecal impacted bowel. His drug use and power eating caused the King to die in a manner worthy of a fatling. He will be remembered as much for his majestic fatling death and for his bigger than life life.
There is no telling how big the King could have and would have become if he had a hot thinling nurse around to give him an enema to release that hunka hunka steaming poop.
The best Elvis impersonators portray an Elvis as if he were alive today..... OR is this really the King pretending to be an Elvis impersonator? Hmm....???
You probably don't even recognize this runt. This is the once great John Popper of the legendary Blues Traveler. When John Popper and Blues Traveler were topping the charts with smash hits like Run Around and the Heart Brings you back John was a big fat sweating lummox but since his weight loss John and the band are no longer selling our arenas. His singing is not as good and neither is his harmonica playing. Like most fat boys John developed his educated harmonica playing tongue eat pussy but now that he's skinny he's probably throwing the dick into his groupies and dropping even more weight.
John Popper and Blues Traveler in their heyday
Let's recap. Who's HOT and who's NOT? Ann Wilson and Heart = Hot! Meatloaf after his weight loss = NOT! Aretha Frankin = Still HOT! Ruben Studdard = HOT pastrami on dark rye! BB King = No sign of cooling! Wynona = Sizzling like country ham! Barry White = The body heat generated by career IS the real reason the polar ice caps are melting. Luther Vandross = The Spanish fly of music with a French tickler. John Popper NOT!
There you have it folks; some of the great fat singers. Please feel free make other suggestions but I think I've covered it pretty well and as always think you for reading Bigger Fatter Blog the leader in fat acceptance. EAT!
Ann Wilson is more that twice as big as her hot thinling sister Nancy and she sings twice as good. Can you think of another female rocker better that Ann Wilson? Of course you can't!
You can have your Dixie Chicks, Lorretta Lynn, Shania Twain ect.. ect.. ect.. but when in comes to country music no one come close to Wynona Judd. With a name like Wynona she has to be fat.
Gorgeous girl glutton Wynona flashing the sign of the fork.
So impressed with Wynona, Primus bass play Les Claypool penned the following lyric.
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine
Like butter, Babs beginning her blimp phase but still just a pup.
Babs breaking into full blimp mode.
Beautiful Babs Before Blimping
Bigger is better! Not only is Aretha the Queen of Soul but she is also the queen of soul food and singing better than ever!
Aretha, as pretty as you were then you are even better now!
What tribute to fat girl singers would be complete without mentioning Mama Cass. Not only did Mama Cass have the greatest voice in folk rock she died while eating a sandwich.
Look at that impressive tonal neck blubber!
I can see it now. Her handlers are going to slim her down instead of plumping her up. I fear that is what is in store for Susan Boyle. If Susan Boyle loses the weight she will lose her voice. It's true!
A young undiscovered Susan Boyle. If she had come to the US she would have added the thick tonal blubber that now sets her voice apart from the pack.
Look at her now! Look at the food on her upper lip!! Look at that tone enhancing neck blubber!!!
As always on Bigger Fatter Blog it's ladies first but let's not forget the men.
There may be some debate as to who the greatest opera singer of all time was, Luciano Pavaratti or Enrico Caruso. I gotta go with Pavaratti. As fat as he was more than a few women in Italy and the rest of the world flicked their switches when ever Pavaratti took the stage and unleashed the awesome power of his legendary tenor voice. Even though he was a fat pasta eating lummox he got more ass than most rock stars.
Per i nostri lettori italiani: Pavaratti scopata donne più belle di Mick Jagger. Non era un nano e lui non è andato sul palco e muovere il culo magro come un omosessuale.
Michael Jackson may be the king of pop but the best voice in pop belongs to the meat master general himself, the immortal man of meat, Meatloaf! With all due respect to Michael Jackson, all the crotch grabbing in the world will never match the power of the meat!
Mighty Mighty Meatloaf majestically meting out the musical meat!
Even his name is great! Ruben (sandwich the stud) Studdard wowed even the hyper critical Simon Cowel to win American Idol and defeat that classless sweet boy Clay (my ass is) Aiken. The last pussy Aiken saw was when he slithered out of his mama. Our man Ruben is getting more ass than a toilet seat and speaking of getting ass no two men are responsible for setting the mood for seduction than Barry White and his Love Unlimited Orchestra and the late great Luther Vandross.
The deep soulful tones of Barry's voice along with the romantic musical arrangements of his Love Unlimited Orchestra put millions of ladies in the mood to make sweet love with men like me, Fat Bastard. Rev BLA and our latest contributor and gourmet The Chef.
The only thinling soul singers who can hold a candle to Luther is Smokey Robinson and Wilson Picket and maybe Al Green and maybe Marvin Gaye.
When it come to singing the blues the clear winner is BB King. Muddy Waters, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bobby Blue Bland, Slim Harpo, Robert Cray,and even Robert Johnson are all a close second to BB King.
Hunka hunka burning love! The king of rock rocked! There is no arguing that the skinny Elvis was great but he would have been a mere flash in the pan and overshadowed by Jerry Lee Lewis, Chubby Checker and Fats Domino had Elvis Aaron Presley remained a thinling. The fatter the King got, the more women swooned.
Elvis died on the toilet from an fecal impacted bowel. His drug use and power eating caused the King to die in a manner worthy of a fatling. He will be remembered as much for his majestic fatling death and for his bigger than life life.
There is no telling how big the King could have and would have become if he had a hot thinling nurse around to give him an enema to release that hunka hunka steaming poop.
The best Elvis impersonators portray an Elvis as if he were alive today..... OR is this really the King pretending to be an Elvis impersonator? Hmm....???
You probably don't even recognize this runt. This is the once great John Popper of the legendary Blues Traveler. When John Popper and Blues Traveler were topping the charts with smash hits like Run Around and the Heart Brings you back John was a big fat sweating lummox but since his weight loss John and the band are no longer selling our arenas. His singing is not as good and neither is his harmonica playing. Like most fat boys John developed his educated harmonica playing tongue eat pussy but now that he's skinny he's probably throwing the dick into his groupies and dropping even more weight.
John Popper and Blues Traveler in their heyday
Let's recap. Who's HOT and who's NOT? Ann Wilson and Heart = Hot! Meatloaf after his weight loss = NOT! Aretha Frankin = Still HOT! Ruben Studdard = HOT pastrami on dark rye! BB King = No sign of cooling! Wynona = Sizzling like country ham! Barry White = The body heat generated by career IS the real reason the polar ice caps are melting. Luther Vandross = The Spanish fly of music with a French tickler. John Popper NOT!
There you have it folks; some of the great fat singers. Please feel free make other suggestions but I think I've covered it pretty well and as always think you for reading Bigger Fatter Blog the leader in fat acceptance. EAT!
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