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Monday, February 13, 2017

Adele is an Overly Dramatic Depressive Unattractive Cow

Seriously guys. The shit that she pulls out of her ass and calls "music", is nothing more than dramatic depressive shit. Not even the usual dramatic depressive shit that you hear on the radio sometimes, like "Say something", or "Gasoline", and the rest of it, at least it has a good tune to it and has an actual meaning behind it. The shit that she does though, it is completely 1000x worse than the rest of it. Just looking at the names of her songs make me want to shoot my brains out.

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OINK OINK OINK MOOOOOOO

People make music for many reasons. Some to make people happy, like songs such as "Pompeii", "On top of the world", "Best day of my life", you name it! Now I am not saying that music should only be songs that make you happy, but I am saying that her shit doesn't just make you emotional like good songs should sometimes, they make you fucking depressed and wanting to slit your wrists. Maybe she is in pain, but she shouldn't be able to put the listeners through the same kind of pain. Look at her fucking song titles! Seriously, she is worse than Taylor Swift with those breakup songs. At least Taylor can make a catchy beat and doesn't cut herself and be a whining depressed cow like Adele.


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Adele says she's been hurt by fat jokes about her and is going through a lot of pain.  Yeah, probably Pain au Chocolat. 


I guess I would be pissed off too if I was an ugly fat chick in the UK. She can't keep men around because they don't want to be bothered with her relentless repetitive pathological bullshit. Who would be? All of those photoshopped images she posts could really fool someone. But that is not her. 
THIS, my friends is the real cow who goes by Adele.

So Adele, just because you know some people who can photoshop your ugly cow face and make it look good, you simply can't change your cowish look. You cannot fool me or any of the rest of the smart people who can see behind your bullshit. Adele is the definition of an attention seeker. She wants people to feel pity for her. She wants people to fall for her depressing shit. I will not allow depressing and negative things to control my life. I want to make the best out of my life and be happy. But when I hear your bullshit on the radio, it depresses me and I turn the shit off. I don't care about your pain. If you are so starved(for attention, obviously not literally starved. She wouldn't be a fat cow if she was) and deranged and depressed, then why don't you just blow your head off? Don't depress innocent people who have done literally NOTHING to you.

Adele Sucks…a lyrical analysis.

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I hate Adele.  I hate her music, her style, the way she phrases her lyrics and her voice.  I guess overweight, neo-soul, early 20 something British chicks, whining incessantly about the deep hurt caused by the boatload of “experience” surrounding their past relationships just doesn’t do it for me.
Because I’m hateful and I don’t really have anything else to do, I’m going to break down the half-retarded lyrics of an Adele song I heard on the radio this week called “Rumour Has It.”  I mean, the title alone is enough to send me over a cliff…did we win the revolutionary war so that silly British pseudo pop stars can spell their song titles with a British touch????  But I digress.  And so, without further ado….
*All lyrics in Italics.
Rumour Has It by Adele
She, she ain’t real
She’s not real?!?!?  Is she an alien?  A figment of my imagination?  That’s probably not what you mean.  Fat chicks always want to say that girls who look better than them aren’t “real.”  Well, Adele, if you are the definition of a “real” woman, then I’ll take an unreal woman any day of the week.
She ain’t gon’ be able to love you like I will
A lot of my buddies who mess around with larger ladies say they can get down pretty well.  But just because someone has low self-esteem and is willing to do anything in bed doesn’t mean that they’re better.  I’m certainly not lowering my standards and good for whoever you wrote this song to for regaining his.
And another thing!  “She ain’t gon’,” is not a phrase you’re allowed to say, Adele.  You’re a British woman from the suburbs of London, not a legit soul singer from Memphis.  Get the fuck over yourself and get your own identity, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Gladys Knight and the like pretty much own the soul genre.  Find your own shit.
She is a stranger
You and I have history or don’t you remember?
So, this guy was willing to leave you for a complete stranger?  Sounds like you’re tons of fun (pun intended) to be around.  I’ve dated some real crappy ladies, and even then I’ve never left one of them for a complete stranger.
Sure, she’s got it all.  But Baby is that what you really want?
This has to be one of the dumbest lyrics I’ve ever seen in my life.  Logically, it is simply retarded.  If she has it all, defined by Webster’s as “the whole of, every, or the greatest possible,” then by definition, then what else could the guy possibly want???  Maybe your man left you because you’re stupid.  Did you ever think about that?
Bless your soul, you got your head in the clouds
After surviving dating you, I’d say the guy has his head much further than the clouds; he probably has his head in heaven… a wonderful place free of spiteful ex-girlfriends who sing half-cocked, poorly written pop songs about their former boyfriends.
She made a fool out of you and, boy, she’s bringing you down
Who you calling boy?
She made your heart melt but you’re cold to the core
I don’t know if the melting point of a heart is a woman who has it all, but I’m pretty sure it would take intense heat, not a perfect lady.  Plus, I would be willing to bet that if my heart was so hot that it melted that the rest of me would be at a pretty high temperature as well.  This just makes no sense.
Now rumor has it, she ain’t got your love anymore
So this absolutely perfect, complete stranger who just melted the guy’s heart doesn’t have his love anymore?  Well that’s ok Adele, because I can guess that you never will either and no amount of shitty music will change that fact.
Rumor has it x 794,000 times
This chorus never seems to end.
She is half your age.  But I’m guessing that’s the reason that you’ve stayed
First of all, that’s a pretty terrible guess, as you’ve already stated that she has it all.  But even so, who cares if she’s half my age, so long as he’s 36 and half his age is legal, because you know, it’d be creepy and illegal otherwise.
I heard you been missing me
Not likely.  I bet his grocery bill has been cut in half.
You’ve been telling people things you shouldn’t be.
Metallica told people about things that shouldn’t be and they are the most successful heavy metal band ever.  God forbid the guy tries to follow in those footsteps instead of being known for inspiring the music on your awful album.
Like when we creep out, she ain’t around
I’m from Atlanta and know a lot of slang, but I have no idea what Adele is talking about here.
Haven’t you heard the rumors?
Nah, “English Rose” was always my favorite Fleetwood Mac album.
Bless your soul, you got your head in the clouds
You made a fool out of me and, boy, I’m bringing you down
Have you listened to your drama filled, diarrhea inducing music?  Have you ever looked in a mirror?  Have you ever heard yourself talk, with that shrill, awful British accent?  I don’t think he’s the one making a fool out of you.
You made my heart melt, yet I’m cold to the core
Damn it Adele, we’ve already talked about this.
But rumor has it I’m the one you’re leaving her for
So, after you shit all over this guy, criticize his choice of lover and write a ton of music about him, you listen to some rumor saying he’s going to go back to you?
Rumor has it x 1,654,123 times
I mean really.  I hate this chorus so much.  Its not even catchy, just long, repetitive and enraging.
All of these words whispered in my ear
Tell a story that I cannot bear to hear
I would imagine you don’t like hearing the truth about yourself very much.
Just cause I said it, don’t mean that I meant it
Just cause you heard it
So, you’re a liar on top of everything else?  That figures.  I don’t know about all of you, but when someone tells me something, I pretty much take them for their word.  At least we cleared this up.
Rumour has it x infinity times
I don’t know how long this song is, but it feels like nine hours.
But rumor has it he’s the one I’m leaving you for
Way to end the song with a lyric that makes no sense.  You’re not even together!  How can you leave him if he’s not even with you?  You can’t make the illogical jump from hearing a rumor that he’s going to leave his perfect woman to get back together with you, to saying you’re going to leave him for another man.  I guess in your cellulite infused brain it all makes sense.

I think this concludes the Adele escapade. Thank you for your reading and understanding.

Adle SUCKS!


Monday, October 10, 2016

Trumpty Dumpty And His Trumpa Lumpas

Oompa Loompa poopidy do

All I can say is Donald FUCK YOU!
Trumpa Lumpa GOP sighs
As the party withers and dies.
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Trump lumpa doopidy do
I have another puzzle for you.
Trumpa lumpa dumpity dee

If you are wise you will listen to me
What are you when you grab a pussy?
A filthy pig with an IQ of three. 
Then you lose another debate
All I have to say is check mate
What a filthy pig Trump is!



Trumpa lumpa doopidy die
Everything Trump says is a lie.



Trumpa lumpa his bankruptcies
Students screwed Trump University
Trumpty Dumpty building a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall


Oompa Loompas For Trump

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Trump lumpa doopidy do
I have another puzzle for you.
Trumpa lumpa dumpity dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
What are you when you grab a pussy?
A filthy pig with an IQ of three. 
Then you lose another debate
All I have to say is check mate
What a filthy pig Trump is!



Trumpa lumpa doopidy di
Everything Trump says is a lie.


Trumpa lumpa bankruptcy
Students screwed at Trump University
Trumpty Dumpty building a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall


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Friday, October 7, 2016

Trump's Inheritance: How Much Did He Receive From His Father's Will?

CNN hs agreed to ask questions of Trump and Hillary that are submitted by real people to Open Debate .Com


The link asks the question, How money did you receive from your parent's will. Trump's father Fred was worth at least $200 million when he died. Trump has lied about the $14 million his father gave him in the 70's. 

Forward this and up vote the question. This will force the media to ask the tough questions.


Monday, September 26, 2016

Trump Clinton Debate Fact Checked

This is a partial list of Trump's lies in the first debate. READ ALL TRUMP'S LIES HERE


ABC News‎ - 2 mins ago

CBS News‎ - 15 mins ago



11:28 p.m. Donald Trump claims that NATO countries -- along with Japan and South Korea -- don’t pay the United States for the defense our country provides them.

TRUMP STATEMENT: “We defend Japan. We defend Germany. We defend South Korea. We defend Saudi Arabia. We defend countries. They do not pay us what they should be paying us because we are providing a tremendous service. And we’re losing a fortune. That’s why we’re losing. We lose on everything. All I said is that it is very possible that if they don’t pay us, because this isn’t 40 years ago… they may have to defend themselves or they have to help us out.”

FACT CHECK: According to the Wall Street Journal, South Korea paid about $866.6 million in 2014 to the U.S. for the American military presence in the country (which is meant to deter North Korea). That’s about 40 percent of the total cost.
For Japan this year, the country actually covers 90 percent of the cost of Japanese nationals employed by U.S. military bases, including most of the utility costs, rent, and noise abatement. Altogether, the Japanese pay $4 billion of U.S. “base-related expenses.”
On the whole, Trump’s comment about the U.S. shouldering an undue burden under NATO in defense expenditures is not entirely off base. U.S. expenditures as a share of GDP is 3.61 percent, whereas the next closest contributor is Greece’s share (2.38 percent of Greece’s GDP). Most of the partner nations pay quite a bit less than the suggested two percent of GDP that NATO puts in its guidelines.

TRUMP LIED!

11:19 p.m. Donald Trump says Hillary Clinton has spent “hundreds of millions of dollars” on negative ads against him and that he is now “winning or tied” in the polls after spending “practically nothing.”

TRUMP STATEMENT: “She spent hundreds of millions of dollars on negative ads on me, many of which are absolutely untrue, they’re untrue and they’re misrepresentations and I will tell you this, Lester, it’s not nice and I don’t deserve that. But it’s certainly not a nice thing that she’s done. It’s hundreds of millions of ads and the only gratifying thing is, I saw the the polls come in today and with all of that money over $200 million spent and I’m either winning or tied and I’ve spent practically nothing.”

FACT CHECK: This is mostly false. Clinton has not yet spent “hundreds of millions of dollars” on advertising – she has spent just about $100 million overall. Clinton spent $109.4 million on ads through Sept. 13, according to Bloomberg, compared to Trump’s $18.7 million. A Politico article from Aug. 23 cited data from Advertising Analytics as saying that 55 percent of Clinton’s ads were attacks on Trump and 45 percent were positive spots.

TRUMP LIED AGAIN!
10:55 p.m. Hillary Clinton claims Donald Trump would not rent apartments to African-Americans.

CLINTON STATEMENT: “Donald Trump started his career back in 1973 being sued by the Justice Department for racial discrimination because he would not rent apartments in one of his developments to African-Americans, and he made sure that the people who worked for him understood the policy. He was actually sued twice by the Justice Department. So he has a long record of engaging in racist behavior.”   

FACT CHECK: The Justice Department filed a lawsuit in 1973 against Trump Management, a company led by Trump, who was its president, alleging they used tactics to discriminate against black tenants, according to an August investigation by the Los Angeles Times. A 1973 New York Times story said that the Justice Department “charged that the company had required different rental terms and conditions because of race and that it had misrepresented to blacks that apartments were not available.” In what was the first quote from Trump ever published by the Times, he said of the charges “They are absolutely ridiculous...we have never discriminated...and we never would.” And he counter-sued.
Trump and DOJ came to an agreement two years later in which Trump Management “promised not to discriminate against blacks, Puerto Ricans and other minorities,” according to a June 11, 1975 New York Times story. 

HILLARY TOLD THE TRUTH! Trump is a racist!

10:49 p.m. Donald Trump claims that the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) controls a lot of the oil in Libya.

TRUMP STATEMENT:  ISIS has “oil all over the place, including the oil, a lot of the oil, in Libya.”

FACT CHECK: According to a Bloomberg analysis, Libyan oil fields and pipelines are controlled by a combination of the Government of National Accord, allies of the Tripoli Petroleum Facilities Guard, and the Libyan National Army (and groups aligned with them).
Claudia Gazzini, a Tripoli-based senior analyst at the International Crisis Group, told the Washington Post that it was simply not true that the Islamic State has control of any Libyan oil.

“While it is true that ISIS has attacked oil fields in the Sirte basin area and destroyed key equipment there, they have not sought to keep control of the oil fields,” Gazzini said.

TRUMP LIED!

10:44 p.m. Donald Trump claims “stop and frisk” policies in New York City worked well and brought the crime rate “way down.”

TRUMP STATEMENT: Debate moderator Lester Holt said, “‘Stop and frisk’ was ruled unconstitutional in New York, because it largely singled out black and hispanic young men—”
Trump replied: “No, you’re wrong. It went before a judge who was a very against police judge. It was taken away from her and our mayor, our new mayor, refused to go forward with the case. They would have won an appeal.”

FACT CHECK: In Floyd v. City of New York, U.S. District Court Judge Shira Scheindlin -- a Bill Clinton appointee -- found “stop and frisk” policies in New York City violated the Constitution’s Fourth  and Fourteenth Amendments. Scheindlin ordered the city to reform the policies.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s administration appealed the ruling, and the Second Circuit Court of Appeals suspended the order. The court sent it back to be tried under a new judge. Ultimately, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio decided not to pursue the appeal upon election in 2014, meaning Scheindlin’s ruling was held and the appeal was dropped.

Trump said murder is up in New York City, but murder is actually down 4.3 percent this year-to-date. 

The murder rate, however, is up 7.9 percent over the last two years -- which is probably what Trump means since 2014 is the last time “stop and frisk” was implemented in New York.

TRUMP LIED!

CLINTON STATEMENT: “When we talk about your business, you’ve taken business bankruptcy six times. There are a lot of great business people who haven’t taken bankruptcy once.”

FACT CHECK: Clinton is correct. When Politifact looked into this issue, they found six times that Trump has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection: The Trump Taj Mahal in 1991; Trump Castle in 1992; Trump Plaza and Casino in 1992; the Plaza Hotel in 1992; Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts in 2004; and Trump Entertainment Resorts in 2009.




10:36 p.m. Donald Trump claims that Hillary Clinton started the “birther” movement.

TRUMP STATEMENT: “Well, it’s very simple to say. Sidney Blumenthal works for the campaign and a very close friend of Secretary Clinton, and her campaign manager, Patty Doyle, went to—they were in the campaign, her campaign against President Obama, fought very hard, and you can go look it up and you can check it out, and if you look at CNN this past week, Patty Solis Doyle was on Wolf Blitzer saying that this happened. Blumenthal sent McClatchy, a highly respected reporter at McClatchy, to Kenya to find out about it, they were pressing it very hard, she failed to get the birth certificate. When I got involved, I didn’t fail, I got him to give the birth certificate.”

FACT CHECK: This has been Trump’s line since the “birther” issue resurfaced this fall, but Clinton’s campaign has repeatedly denied being involved. Patti Solis Doyle, Clinton’s 2008 campaign manager, told Wolf Blitzer a volunteer forwarded an email promoting “birtherism” and that that person was fired. “The campaign nor Hillary did not start the ‘birther’ movement, period, end of story,” Solis Doyle told CNN, saying the volunteer’s actions were “beyond the pale” and that Clinton called Obama campaign manager David Plouffe to apologize.

Blumenthal, a longtime Clinton confidante but not a current campaign staffer, denies ever contacting McClatchy; the former McClatchy bureau chief, James Asher, recently said he clearly recalled the conversation with Blumenthal.
--CBS News’ Donald Judd

TRUMP LIED!
10:28 p.m. Hillary Clinton says Donald Trump supported the invasion of Iraq.
CLINTON STATEMENT: “Donald supported the invasion of Iraq.” (Trump replied: “I did not support the war in Iraq.”)

FACT CHECK: Donald Trump supported the invasion of Iraq. Howard Stern interview interviewed Donald Trump on Sept. 11, 2002, noted Buzzfeed. “Are you for invading Iraq?” Howard Stern asked him, and Trump answered, “Yeah, I guess so.”

HILLARY TOLD THE TRUTH!
10:17 p.m. Hillary Clinton claims Donald Trump did not pay workers what he owed them. 

CLINTON STATEMENT: “Your campaign manager said that you built a lot of businesses on the backs of other people. I have met a lot of the people who are stiffed by your business. I’ve met gardeners, dishwashers, architects, glass installers, drapery installers, like my dad was who you refused to pay when they finished the work you asked them to do. We have one of the architects in the audience who designed one of the clubhouses of your golf course. It’s a beautiful facility. It was immediately put to use, and you wouldn’t pay what you said you would pay him.”

FACT CHECK: Clinton was referring to architect Andrew Tesoro, who is featured in a Clinton campaign video saying thatTrump didn’t pay his firm thousands of dollars. But Tesoro was also interviewed by Forbes in July and said despite being shorted “a huge amount of money,”

USA Today did a further analysis of worker payments and found Trump, “has been involved in more than 3,500 lawsuits over the past three decades — and a large number of those involve ordinary Americans…who say Trump or his companies have refused to pay them”

HILLARY TOLD THE TRUTH!

10:10 p.m. Hillary Clinton says the “gun epidemic” is the top cause of death among African Americans.
CLINTON STATEMENT: “The gun epidemic is the leading cause of death of young African American men, more than the next nine causes put together.”

FACT CHECK: This is true: 2014 CDC data shows that 1,505 black males age 20-24 died of homicide by firearm. The next nine leading causes of death together totaled 1,424.

HILLARY TOLD THE TRUTH!
10:07 p.m. Donald Trump claims that his lawyers have told him not to release his tax returns.

TRUMP STATEMENT: “My lawyers say don’t do it. In fact watching the shows, reading the papers…almost every lawyer says you don’t release your returns until the audit is complete. When the audit is complete I’ll do it.”
FACT CHECK: In the letter from Trump’s lawyers released by his campaign, they do NOT say the taxes should not be released. Trump’s tax returns from 2002 through 2008 are closed administratively by agreement with the IRS. Audits for years 2009 and forward are ongoing.

An IRS spokesperson also told the Washington Post that nothing -- including an audit -- “prevents individuals from sharing their own tax information.”
TRUMP LIED!

9:50 p.m. Hillary Clinton claims that Donald Trump’s tax plans would cause a spike in the national debt.

CLINTON STATEMENT: “Independent experts have looked at what I’ve proposed and looked at what Donald has proposed and basically they’ve said this: That if his tax plan which would blow up the debt by over $5 trillion and would in some instances disadvantage middle class families compared to the wealthy were to go into effect, we would lose three and a half million jobs and maybe have another recession.”

FACT CHECK: According to a recent report by the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget,“Trump’s plans would increase the debt by $5.3 trillion … [causing] debt to rise to above” 105 percent. Trump’s proposals, in other words, would “substantially worsen the debt.”

Another report by Moody’s analytics service says Trump’s plans would also lose 3.5 million jobs across the country, with the unemployment rate rising to as high as seven percent -- compared to the less than five percent unemployment rate today. The report says job losses would “likely hit lower- and middle-income households the hardest.”

TRUMP LIED!

9:36 p.m. Hillary Clinton claims that Trump received $14 million from his father.
CLINTON STATEMENT: “He started his business with $14 million from his father.”
FACT CHECK: Trump has said on multiple occasions, including an NBC Today Show town hall last October, that his father gave him a “small loan of a million dollars” when he started off in business.
However, the Wall Street Journal reported earlier this week that Trump took out numerous loans from his father and his father’s properties toward the beginning of his career. They found that information in a casino-license disclosure in 1985 by Trump’s then-wife, Ivana. At the time of that disclosure, the document said, he owed his father and his father’s businesses approximately $14 million.
HILLARY TOLD THE TRUTH

First Debate: Hillary  ZERO lies Trump lied Sixteen TIMES

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

A HUGE ASS!

Before we can show you this huge ass we need to show you some other big ass for scale in ascending order.




I'd hit that!


I'd hit that!

I'd hit that!

I'd hit that!

I'd hit that!

I'd hit that!

I'd hit that!
Some guys would hit that!
Some guys would hit that!
A few guys would hit that!
SCARED OF THAT!
VA VA VA VOOM!

A few guys might wanna hit that.

A few guys might wanna hit that.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!


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A lot of guys would wanna hit that.


 

CNN has agreed to ask questions of Trump and Hillary that are submitted to the website Open Debates by REAL people.


The question, How much money did you receive from your parent's will? Trump's father Fred Was worth at least $200 million. Trump has lied about the $14 million his father gave him in the 70's. 

Forward this and up vote the question. This will force the media to ask the tough questions.