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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

EVIL DOCTORS BRAIN WASH MOM OF 1/2 TON SON

This kid should be praised not scorned. Now his mother who helps keep him bulked up is being put through massive guilt trips.

I am at a loss for words... Fat Bastard oinking angrily.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Gorgeous Girl Glutton Morphs Into Kermit the Frog: Take that Miss Piggy!

Fat bodies all have a personality all their own. This sexy sow has a nude body that morphs into the spitting image of Kermit the Frog.

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What's green and smells like pork? Ans... Kermit's face!


We need to consult Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear for his world renowned expertise on body types. We need to hear his theories. All I can think is this little real life Miss Piggy loved Sesame Street when she was just a little piglet.

She is also a prime example for why she could go to topless beach bottomless  because that impressive meat skirt (pannus) covers her pubic area.

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A flattered Kermit the Frog waxes poetically.

Kermit's long time main squeeze Miss Piggy is not amused.

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Miss Piggy and Kermit in happier times


Miss Piggy when asked for a comment issued this statement: "I cannot speak about this cheap hussy  now, I have a frog in my throat."

UPDATE!

Someone claiming to be the artist who created the image of the gorgeous girl glutton with the Kermit torso has threatened Bigger Fatter Blog with legal action stating that posting the image is copyright infringement. He has not proven to my satisfaction that that he is indeed the artist who created this image. Upon further investigation  I can find no listing for this clown as being a photographer with any guild or association. Nor does he have a website or a phone listing.

If there are any violations it is on the part of the photographer that morphed the SSBBW model's torso into the likeness of Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Frog and Henson Associates Inc are no strangers to litigation. Is someone else trying to illegally use Kermit the Frog?  You cannot deny the strong resemblance.


Henson Associates Inc. said the Walt Disney Company had dropped its fraud claim against the owner of the Muppet characters, but Disney denied the Henson announcement and called it bizarre.

Disney's claim, filed Monday in response to a Henson lawsuit against Disney charging copyright infringement, contends that Henson violated an oral agreement that Disney could use the Muppets.

"The fact that Disney is already withdrawing one of its most offensive allegations underscores the weakness of their defense," Henson's statement said.

But Disney said: "We have not withdrawn our fraud claim. We feel the release was pretty bizarre."
The Henson lawsuit, filed late last week in Federal court in Manhattan, accuses Disney of using Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and other Muppet characters without permission. It was set to go to trial on May 13.

Is Daniel V Smith working for Disney? Did he unlawfully create a likeness of Kermit the Frog?

Henson, in its statement Thursday, also said Disney had agreed to stop selling or displaying merchandise that showed the Muppets at least until after a Federal judge ruled on the copyright-infringement lawsuit filed against Disney by Henson Associates Inc.

WORLD'S BIGGEST ASS EXPOSED!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Gluttony Denial Is Fat Phobia: Replace It With Glutton Pride

 

 


Gluttony Denial Is Fat Phobia Replace It With Glutton Pride

The old fat acceptance avoids the laws of physics as it pertains to weight like the plague. As leader of the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) and NAAFA I have had the pleasure of knowing some of the greatest feeder and feedee is the entire fatosphere. These guys are the greatest weight gain bariatric nutritionists in the known universe. They know to the calorie how much feed is required to attain and maintain any given weight. They know that fat fattens best.

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We fatlings are gluttons and if we are proud of our fat then we should be proud of gluttonous behavior that made us fat. If I have said it once I have said it 1000 times GLUTTONY IS GOOD! It saddens me to see all the jealous lean hating fat girls denying their glorious gluttony. They need to show some glutton pride!

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When the old NAAFA denounced feederism yet retained its close relationship with the heroic Conrad Blickenstorfer and his obesity promoting Dimensions Magazine it was a huge black eye for the fat acceptance movement. Thankfully, feederism, the cornerstone of fat acceptance, is on the rise while the old angry fat girl fat acceptance is on the decline. Glutton pride and fat pride are also on the rise. Be as proud of your gluttony as you are as proud of your fatness.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Brave Fatling Sues White Castle and Recieves Golden Pig Award

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Fat rights hero  Martin Kessman


Let's give Martin Kessman a resounding OINK! A mere pup at a svelte 290 pounds this strident oinker is standing up, well actually sitting down for fatlings everywhere by filing a lawsuit against the White Castle hamburger chain. Kessman is pissed because he loves White Castle sliders but he is too fat to fit in the booths and enjoy then so he has to send his wife to the hamburger chain to fetch him these tasty treats. Being a good fatling Kessman was not going to take this lying down. Being smart he figured if White Castle didn't have booths big enough to accommodate his big bulbous belly then they were violating the law! Way to go Martin!!


So impressed by Mr Kessman's heroic actions and fattitude NAFAM the New American Fat Acceptance Movement and NAAFA North American Association for Fat Asses has awarded Kessman the Golden Pig Award and NIFAM the New International Fat Acceptance Movement has given him the glutton of the week award.

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The Prestigious Golden Pig!




Fellow fatlings; oink loud and oink proud for this brave boar!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

School Bullying

Proud FA and I were school mates. There was some bullying when Proud and I were in school but not all that much. Back then kids were allowed to work out their differences and sometimes it would require some fisticuffs and when it came to throwing hands Proud FA was a animal and still is.




Not too many people would fuck with me, Fat Bastard, and nobody would fuck with Proud unless they wanted a knotty hairdo, a busted lip and a concussion. On one particular winter day Proud and I missed the bus so we has to walk home. It was a warm winter day and there was plenty of good packing snow. As luck would have it there was this fucking bully walking ahead of us. He was a new student, a jock who was not aware of Proud's fighting prowess. I, Fat Bastard am a lover not a fighter but that does not mean I don't enjoy watching a good ass kicking so I decided to start some shit with the new bully. He had called me fat ass and blubber gut and Baby Huey. I wanted to kick his ass but I was not sure I could take him. I knew Proud could even though this runk had 4 inches and 40 pounds on Proud and 40 pounds. I bagan tossing snow balls at this fucker and he turned around and told us to knock it off. After he turned back around I packed another slushy snowball and hit this jock in the neck. He turned and I could tell he was really pissed he was about to attack and I said sorry man I won't do it again. He said that if I did he'd kick my fat ass. About a minute later I spied a car turd. A car turd is one of those big fucking brown ice chunks that fall from cars. This car turd was the size of a large coconut. Being a fat bastard and having no impulse control I picked up that icy fucker and fired it at the that mouthy dip shit and it knocked him silly. He was on the attack and not wanting to get pummeled I told him Proud threw it.

His eyes flashed with anger as he dove at Proud shouting, "you die asshole!!!!" The fight was on. For a moment he was on top of Proud but Proud quickly reversed the position and the ass kicking was on. Proud was on top and he shouted, "Fat Bastard, gloves!" With Proud sitting on this dickhead's chest he raised up his arms so that I could remove his gloves and with that Proud's famous fists of fury worked their magic as the beat out drum roll of this punk's face. Within a few seconds the blood was flying as Proud delivered one of his legendary beat downs. His fists connected with trip hammer speed and precision. In less than 30 seconds Proud had beaten this punk into submission and semi consciousness. Then to my surprise he said, "Finish him off Fat Bastard. Do it Earthquake style.

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Earthquake was our favorite WWF wrestler at the time so as this punk laid there is a daze I dropped a few Earthquake bombs on him. I cracked a few of his ribs and he missed basketball season but it was a lesson well learned. We sent a message to other bullies. That is how to put an end to school bullying. Beat the shit out of the bullies.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Carrie Fisher Weight Loss: SELLOUT!


When it is going to end?! First is was Fergie the Princess of Pork, then Valerie Bertinelli then Kirstie Alley, then Marie Osmond and now Carrie Fisher.

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Sultry sow Kirstie now a bag of bones!



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Plump pretty piglette Val now a bony bimbo


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Hot hog Marie now skinny and skanky

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Fat and fabulous Carrie Fisher
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Carrie Fisher gaunt and ghastly after weight loss

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Team Fat Bastard Looking for New Members

Team Fat Bastard is seeking motivated team members to promote greedy gluttony and take full control of the fatsophere. except for Bigger Fatter Blog, Teddy Bear's Biggest Fattest blog and Bigger Fatter Politics are the only blogs in the fatosphere that speak for the vast majority of fatlings. While we have following that dwarf all the angry fat girl blogs we need cyber warriors who will attack the crazy fat girl sites with truth and logic and glutton's pride.

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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Hip Hip OINK! Fat! So? Author Marilyn Wann Knows Fat Fashion


Marilyn Wann Knows Fatlings: Fat! So?

Fat!So? T-Shirt #2

Price: $20.00

ALL FAT!SO? TEES ON SALE -was $25 now $20!!!
The image on the t-shirt is inspired by the artwork from Marilyn Wann's book of the same name - Fat!So? The delightfully curvy & sassy woman is silk screened onto a black t-shirt in pink; hot pink; silver & white. Use the drop down menu to find out the sizes we have in stock. They are all the same price. No charging more for larger sizes!

Same colors - New hues!
ITEM#: MWTSN
MEASUREMENTS:

 Bust   Length
XL     48"      30" 
2X    
52"       31"  3X     56"       32"4X     58"       32"  
5X    
64"       33" 
6X
7X
8X    
72"      36"
9X  
  82"      38"
10X  
86"      38"




OINK OINK OINK! This sexy sow not only knows how to get fat and stay fat but not only that she knows fat fashion. I love it that she offers fatlings a whopping 10X. OINK! OINK! OINK! 


Thanks to Marilyn this hefty hunny doesn't have to be naked all the time. A size 8X would fit her with room to spare.


If you are a slenderling and you need a tent, you can sleep a family of 6 in a 10X and now that she has slashed the price to 20 bucks there is not need not to buy a few.
We are hoping she comes out with a sequel and names it Fat Sow! 

Friday, August 19, 2011

OINK OINK OINK FATLINGS CAN NOW LIVE AS LONG AS SLENDERLINGS!

 
OINK ALERT! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK

OINK ALERT! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK 
 
OINK ALERT! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK  

 OINK ALERT! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
 
Doug Hansen/National Institute on Aging
An obese mouse given the drug SRT-1720, center, and one not given the drug, right.
Sustaining the flickering hope that human aging might somehow be decelerated, researchers have found they can substantially extend the average life span of obese mice with a specially designed drug.

The drug, SRT-1720, protects the mice from the usual diseases of obesity by reducing the amount of fat in the liver and increasing sensitivity to insulin. These and other positive health effects enable the obese mice to live 44 percent longer, on average, than obese mice that did not receive the drug, according to a team of researchers led by Rafael de Cabo, a gerontologist at the National Institute on Aging.

Drugs closely related to SRT-1720 are now undergoing clinical trials in humans.
The findings “demonstrate for the first time the feasibility of designing novel molecules that are safe and effective in promoting longevity and preventing multiple age-related diseases in mammals,” Dr. de Cabo and colleagues write in Thursday’s issue of the new journal Scientific Reports. Their conclusion supports claims that had been thrown in doubt by an earlier study that was critical of SRT-1720.

A drug that makes it cost-free to be obese may seem more a moral hazard than an incentive to good health. But the rationale behind the research is somewhat different: the researchers are trying to capture the benefits that allow mice on very low-calorie diets to live longer. It just so happens that such benefits are much easier to demonstrate in mice under physiological stress like obesity than in normal mice.

“The drugs could be used as a preventative to stave off diseases, but I don’t think they will ever be an excuse to abuse your body,” said David Sinclair, a biologist at Harvard Medical School and co-chairman of the scientific advisory board of Sirtris, which developed SRT-1720.
The company, a small pharmaceutical concern in Cambridge, Mass., designed SRT-1720 and a set of similar drugs to mimic resveratrol — the trace ingredient of red wine that is thought to activate protective proteins called sirtuins.

The sirtuins help bring about the 30 percent extension of life span enjoyed by mice and rats that are kept on very low-calorie diets. Since few people can keep to such an unappetizing diet, researchers hoped that doses of resveratrol might secure a painless path to significantly greater health and longevity.

But large doses of resveratrol are required to show any effect, so chemical mimics like SRT-1720 were developed to activate sirtuin at much lower doses.
Sirtuins have proved to be highly interesting proteins, but the goal of extending life span was set back last year when extensive trials of resveratrol showed it did not prolong mice’s lives, although it seemed to do them no harm. Another blow came in 2009, when biologists at Pfizer reported that SRT-1720 and other resveratrol mimics did not activate sirtuins and did not have any beneficial effects in fat mice.

The report by Dr. de Cabo and his colleagues may do much to rescue SRT-1720 from this shadow. They found that SRT-1720 offered substantial benefits to the fat mice, with no signs of toxicity. Unlike the Pfizer study, which was short term, they followed large groups of mice for over three years.
“This is good evidence that this compound has a positive effect on the physiology of the obese animal, and that is definitely promising for humans,” said Jan Vijg, an expert on aging at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx.

Dr. de Cabo and his team “make a reasonable case” that the compound works by activating sirtuins, although they have not proved it, Dr. Vijg said.

In one sense it does not much matter how the drug obtains its effects, as long as it works. But the credibility of SRT-1720 and its cousins also rests on their design as sirtuin activators.

Despite the positive new results with SRT-1720, Sirtris is not putting it into clinical trials because the company believes another of its resveratrol mimics, SRT-2104, is more promising. That drug “is more suitable for human consumption,” said Dr. Sinclair, a co-author of Dr. de Cabo’s report.

“Questions were raised about the molecules and if they are working the way we said they were,” Dr. Sinclair said. “But with this paper, the weight of evidence is shifting back in favor of the premise that we can tweak the aging pathway with drugs.”

Obese mice are a standard research tool, but experts differ as to how relevant they are to humans. “They’ve poisoned the mice with this high-fat diet that makes them very sick indeed, and with SRT-1720 they can reverse some portion of that illness,” said Dr. Richard A. Miller, an expert on aging mice at the University of Michigan.

Dr. Miller said the finding “looks like something people should pay a lot of attention to,” but added that the study would have been even more interesting if it had shown an effect on normal mice.

Dr. de Cabo and his team included normal, untreated lean mice in their study as a control group for the treated and untreated fat mice. The treated fat mice lived longer than the untreated ones, but died long before the normal mice. Although the treated fat mice lived significantly longer on average, there was little difference between their maximum life span and that of the untreated mice. The drug, in other words, helped the fat mice enjoy more of their available life span without increasing the span itself.

The researchers’ findings would be more significant if they had showed that SRT-1720 prolonged the lives of normal mice. Dr. Sinclair said that this leg of the study had been started at the same time, but that the treated normal mice were taking longer to die and could not be reported with the others. Dr. de Cabo said the results were “encouraging” but could not be discussed until they were published early next year. But Dr. Vijg noted that since the drug did not extend the maximum life span of fat mice, it would be surprising if it did so with lean mice.

Some researchers say that too much attention has been given to resveratrol and its sirtuin-activating mimics, and that other compounds like the antibiotic rapamycin may be even more promising. But the sirtuins “are worth a lot of attention even though some of the early claims have proved hard to reproduce,” Dr. Miller said.

Because of the uncertainty about several earlier findings, the sirtuin field has become polarized. “Some people are strongly in support, and others are convinced there’s nothing there,” said Brian Kennedy, president of the Buck Institute for Research on Aging. He described himself as standing in the middle, but hopeful that the sirtuins would turn out to be “key modulators of aging.”

Moooooove Over Donna Simpson and Make Room for Susanne Eman

Obese porn model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever. The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day. Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.
Weigh to go: Susanne Eman posing with her two sons, Gabriel, left, 16, and Brendin, right, 12, and their dog Sisco, 6, at their home in Casa Grande, Arizona
Weigh to go: Susanne Eman posing with her two sons, Gabriel, left, 16, and Brendin, right, 12, and their dog Sisco, 6, at their home in Casa Grande, Arizona

The single mother-of-two believes she's already overtaken former biggest mum Donna Simpson, 43, from New Jersey, who weighs 50 stones. And Susanne - who is creating a stir among fans of 'Super Size Big Beautiful Women' (SSBBWs) - plans to increase her calorie-intake to keep gaining.


‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said. ‘A previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that. 

Little and large: Ms Eman poses back to back with her sister Cassie, 26
Little and large: Ms Eman poses back to back with her sister Cassie, 26

‘My next goal is to be 57 stone (800lbs) by the end of the year. ‘At my current rate of growth, I should be 115 stone by age 41 or 42.’  Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies. ‘It's like a full day's work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.


She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’ Susanne's bizarre mission began after she couldn't stop gaining weight naturally. 'Two years ago I hit 35 stone because I was losing my battle against weight gain,’ she said. ‘I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.’ The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.‘I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day,’ she said. 'My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong.‘I take my blood pressure once a week, and every day, after I exercise, I take readings of my other vitals. I use a pulse oximeter to measure the concentration of oxygen in my blood stream.‘And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I'll immediately contact my doctor for advice. ‘If I was to get sick, I've arranged for my sister to take care of my kids.
Supermarket sweep: Ms Eman spends an incredible eight hours stocking up for the month
Supermarket sweep: Ms Eman spends an incredible eight hours stocking up for the month
Heavy going: Ms Eman takes regular health checks, but insists getting bigger makes her feel better
Ms Eman is too heavy to go to work
Heavy going: Ms Eman takes regular health checks, left, but insists that the bigger she gets, the better she feels
She wasn't always obese: Ms Eman aged 19 years old with her two sons, Brendin Eman, centre, and Gabriel Eman, right, in 1998
She wasn't always obese: Ms Eman aged 19 with her two sons, Brendin, centre, and Gabriel, right, in 1998

‘I haven't gone near the danger zones yet though.’ Despite warnings from her doctor that her bizarre experiment could kill her, Susanne insists she wants to break the record.


Dr Patrick Flite said: ‘She's really playing Russian roulette with her life with this goal. There are well-documented complications that come with morbid obesity. ‘I would never encourage anyone to be doing what Susanne is doing.’ Dr Flite said Susanne's medical checks showed no current problems, adding: ‘She's capable of making her own decisions.  I don't see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.’


But Susanne admitted she's taken steps to protect her children in the future. ‘The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said. ‘I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.’ Susanne even acts as an online agony aunt for other potential SSBBWs.


‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way. ‘The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.’

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: SUSANNE'S DAILY DIET

Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.
Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.
Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1VSX2fnif

Monday, August 8, 2011

Tough Love For Fatties

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Brits hate fat!

Leave it to those big eared bad toothed Brits to come up with a way to get us fatlings to lose weight. Famous for their stiff upper lips and love caning plump bottoms of sexy women they are using their famous English fortitude on the obesity epidemic. Don't they know that Winston Churchill was a fat all and that hot little piece of ass Princess Diana could have also been called the Princess of "York" because she was a bulimic. Even though she was a puker I still would have like to have boned her.

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Thankfully most weight loss internet forums have little or no effect on obesity but tragically the TOUGH LOVE FORUM on Calories Per Hour is having a devastating effect on the dieter who go there. These people are losing fat and fattitude faster than Belly Boy can eat a pepperoni pizza.

AVOID THE TOUGH LOVE FORUM unless you want to get skinny never to be fat again. BUT... for those fatlings who for medical reasons need to lose weight the fat unfriendly  TOUGH LOVE FORUM will devastate your fat and fattitude

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Click HERE if you need some tough love.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Deputy Butterbean

Sunday, August 7, 2011 From Bigger Fatter Politics

Big Law With Champion Boxer Butterbean

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Deputy Butterbean knocking out crime in Jasper Alabama
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Butterbean kicking ass in the ring!

Finally we have a celebrity cop who really can kick some ass. Professional boxing champion and really really fat guy Butterbean is becoming a deputy sheriff and Investigation Discovery is making it into a reality show. I have no doubt that this will be the best reality cop show ever.

In a real life Walking Tall or in this case Waddling Fat Big Law's Deputy Butterbean, will kick some serious criminal ass! The Bean is pissed and he's heading back to his home town of Jasper to pummel the drug trade and make Jasper Alabama a safe place for kids.


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Don't fuck with Deputy Butterbean!

This show will kick ass and I urge all fatlings to watch it. This will be better than a Butterbean fight because he'll kick more ass more often and this won't be fake ass kicking and this is not some trumped up celebrity cop show. The Butterbean joined the Walker County Sheriff's department 2 years before the show was even thought about by producers at Investigation Discovery. This show will be as real as it gets!

For the complete 411 on Butterbean's show click HERE!


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Other guys show off their "guns" while Butterbean shows off his cannons!

Big Law appears at 10pm on Investigation Discovery so order some pizza and wings and fire up the flat screen and watch America's toughest fat guy KICK ASS!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Dating Advice For Fat Guys From Big Fat Reverend Burn

Fellow fatlings, it's no secret that it's really hard for a fat guy to get laid. I, Fat Bastard look for skinny chicks with low self esteem but Big Fat Reverend Burn offers some great advice for fat guys looking to score some pussy. This is sage advice form a first rate fatlting. His techniques sound fool proof.


Monday, July 11, 2011

Bigger Bellies Mean Smaller Brains?

A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals. Their brains look 16 years older than the brains of lean individuals, researchers said today.

Those classified as overweight have 4 percent less brain tissue and their brains appear to have aged prematurely by 8 years.

This is not a bad thing because with age comes maturity. Also, the brain is an energy hog and a smaller brain won't rob precious calories from our bodies. 

 A lot depends on what you want. You can be a thinker or a stinker. Some of us like me a Teddy are both but the run of the mill rank & file obese glutton is better off being a stinker.

The results, based on brain scans of 94 people in their 70s, represent “severe brain degeneration,” said Paul Thompson, senior author of the study and a UCLA professor of neurology.

“That’s a big loss of tissue and it depletes your cognitive reserves, putting you at much greater risk of Alzheimer’s and other diseases that attack the brain,” said Thompson. “But you can greatly reduce your risk for Alzheimer’s, if you can eat healthily and keep your weight under control.”
The findings are detailed in the online edition of the journal Human Brain Mapping.

Obesity packs many negative health effects, including increased risk of heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and some cancers. It’s also been shown to reduce sexual activity.

More than 300 million worldwide are now classified as obese, according to the World Health Organization. Another billion are overweight. The main cause, experts say: bad diet, including an increased reliance on highly processed foods.

Obese people had lost brain tissue in the frontal and temporal lobes, areas of the brain critical for planning and memory, and in the anterior cingulate gyrus (attention and executive functions), hippocampus (long-term memory) and basal ganglia (movement), the researchers said in a statement today. Overweight people showed brain loss in the basal ganglia, the corona radiata, white matter comprised of axons, and the parietal lobe (sensory lobe).

“The brains of obese people looked 16 years older than the brains of those who were lean, and in overweight people looked 8 years older,” Thompson said.

Obesity is measured by body mass index (BMI), defined as the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters. A BMI over 25 is defined as overweight, and a BMI of over 30 as obese.

The research was funded by the National Institute on Aging, National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, National Center for Research Resources, and the American Heart Association.

Food is better than anything and most Americans agree. Why be smart when you can eat?

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Fat Acceptance Women Are Jealous Man Hating Racists

One of my best friends and a great friend to the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (FAFAM) is the Chef. The Chef is a very successful man and a man of color as well as a very colorful man.

While it is true that fat girls like Black men but in reality that are only using them for sex because the sexual prowess and the large penises of Black men are well known. Tupac put it best when he said skinny Niggas can really throw the dick but so can fat ones like the Chef.

In 2006 the Chef was kind enough to grace the Dimensions forum with his presence and share his vast knowledge of culinary advice with all the fatlings, feeders and feedees there. The men welcomed him with opened arms but the fat girls turned on this proud man of color simply because he stated that he, The Chef, "ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em" They gave the Chef a hard time for speaking in Ebonic which in itself was highly racist.
PROOF THAT FAT ACCEPTANCE GIRLS ARE RACISTS!

This above link is to a very long thread so I, Fat Bastard will only post a few highlights and low lights,

Here is the Chef's introductory post:

Big man, big appetite, no apologies!

The Chef is a big man with a big appetite, he ain't apologizin for that. The Chef is a big man because he has a big appetite and he has a big appetite because he is a big man. There ain't nothin wrong with folks havin a healthy appetite!

A few years ago the Chef posted at the NAAFA board. The Chef had many fine friends over there and the Chef was sad the see their fine board closed to the public. The Chef tried a few other SA forums but he could never find anything as good as the NAAFA. The Chef thought about the Dimensions site but was put off by the idea or feederism, but the Chef did some thinkin........ as a chef in real life, the Chef is a feeder. You see, the Chef cooks up fine dinners for many fine people 6 nights a week. The Chef knows that many of his customers are fat folks. The Chef serves larger than average portions of food and the big folks appreciate that. The Chef's place is well known for its hearty portions and fair prices. The Chef is proud of the reputation he has built for himself. The Chef owes much of his success to the fact that, like the Chef, big folks have big appetites and they enjoy eatin a lot of food. The Chef don't get no wood off it but the Chef does make a dollar off of the feedin of fat folks!

The Chef is gonna stick around here for a bit and check things out.

The Chef hopes to make many fine, new friends here!

Missaff Warmly Welcomes the Chef

Welcome aboard!

Dimensions is not solely about feeding people. We are from many walks of life and many background, and most of us are here because we appreciate the friendships and understanding from Fat Admiration. You will find we love food, and enjoy it, but we are also here for Size Acceptance and a place to feel welcome.

So... welcome!

The Chef Responds in Kind
The Chef thanks you for your warm welcome!

The Chef is glad this is more than feeder site. The Chef does like his ladies on the large side. He prefers his ladies on the rubenesque side and then some! BUT he ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs God bless em.

As a man of color, the Chef understands discrimination and knows that fat folks face it on a regular basis. SA is a movement that more big folks should become involved in.
 Then the racist angry man hating fat girls began their vicious cyber lynching of the Chef and oh boy does it get ugly!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ella Bella
How about using I and me every now and again? It's gonna be hard to take your posts seriously when you keep calling yourself The Chef. Makes me think of The Rock.
My fine, sexy Miss Ella, don't be so down on the Chef. The Chef ain't judgin nobody but how can yall talk about bein takin seriously when you got a picture of you in a thong dancin on a pole?

Don't get the Chef wrong, you got a fine plump ass and the Chef appreciates you showin it but the Chef don't see how you can preach about bein takin seriously when you stickin your fine sexy behind in peoples faces!

A particularly FUGLY fat girl Tina attacks the Chef and calls him a troll but she was really calling him a Nigger.

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/forums/image.php?u=118&dateline=1279426620The chef is warned to keep himself in check. The chef hasn't made the friendliest of entrances now after that swipe, and given the latest troll invasion, and the reality that all new registrants within the last few days could be more of the same, the chef runs the risk of a very quick censure. Just so the chef knows.

  In other words ACT WHITE YOU NIGGER!

Originally Posted by SamanthaNY
 
Here's the deal, Sparky. It's pompous and arrogant to continue to use this third-person speech. Not only will people not take you seriously, it's a gimmick that's gonna wear quickly and move from amusing to unfunny to annoying.

I realize that you feel this is your "thing", but it's difficult for others to communicate with that manner of speaking/posting. You seem like a friendly fellow, so I'm merely suggesting that you reconsider your approach. Use the third-person on every third Sunday and/or holidays if you must.

The Chef does not feel that he is pompous or arrogant. The Chef is a humble man, a Christian man.

The Chef's daddy was a proud black man who taught the Chef to take pride in what he has accomplished.

It is the custom of some accomplished black men to speak in the third person. The Chefs personal style is his personal style. The Chef is deply sorry that you are offended by style of communication.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SamanthaNY
Equal Time For Whitey!!
The Chef responded: .............and this aint a racist forum.......huh!

Quote:
The Chef thinks that perhaps this strong young brother should take a gander at this thread and comment on weather or not he thinks there are racist overtones to what has been said to the Chef.
Samantha Lies and asks: You want an unbiased comment from a brother?

Okay.

Quote:
Originally Posted by THE CHEF
.............and this aint a racist forum.......huh
And LOOOK!!! He be one of them coloreds!


Quote:
Originally Posted by mossystate
And on that note....me thinks this thread needs to be closed.

Chef responds: Why? to cover up your racist comments?


Tina's Avatar
 

This is ridiculous. The only benefit to this thread is the cut aminals.

Thread closed due to racial slurs by chef. Totally non-productive thread.

You're outta the game, Chef.
 
Fellow Fatlings; there were no racial slurs on the part or the Chef. See it for your The racists closed the thread because the Chef is very smart and clever and he outed them.

 Closed Thread



Friday, July 1, 2011

What the Bible says about Liberals and Fat People

Politics and Religion: What the Bible says about Liberals

What the Bible says about Liberals

God makes liberals fat.
The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
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Michael Moore is a fat liberal!
 
And since being fat is is sure sign of righteousness in the eyes of God, liberals are righteous people.
The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14
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And like Dennis Kucinich you get a hot wife in the bargain
 
Liberals are not vile, villainous, hypocrites that steal from the poor and hungry.
The vile person shall be no more called liberal ... For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy ... to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail. -- Isaiah 32:5-6
 
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Liberals distribute wealth from the rich to the poor.
For your liberal distribution ... unto all men ... Thanks be unto God. -- 2 Corinthians 9:13-15
 
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FDR and the New Deal
 
And lastly, liberals devise and stand for liberal things.
The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand. -- Isaiah 32:8
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God killed JFK and RFK and he gave Teddy brain cancer!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Fat Accpetance Terms

Lexicon of Fat Acceptance Terms

According to an Sarcastic Antifat Acceptance Blogger

Anorexia: A very common condition that results in the deaths of MILLIONS of women each year. The primary cause is skinny models, and Hollywood waifs.

Bing Eating: A term that is used to describe a non existent condition.

Comment Section: A section of a blog where adherents post loud praise for the fat acceptance blog author’s post .

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Dan Savage: The most evil man alive!


Diet: An extreme form of calorie restriction that occasionally results in temporary weight loss. This activity poses a high risk or causing anorexia.

Diet Industry: An evil Cabal of Jews, Trilaterialists, and late night infomercial advertisers who are attempting to dominate the world through manipulating health studies to encourage the sale of hoodia, and frozen meal entrees.

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Douchehound: An intellectual term that Kate Harding uses to describe those who she particularly disagrees with.

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Exercise: Strenuous physical activity, often engaged in by fat acceptance types, for example: playing with Cats. However, exercise has not been shown to result in weight loss. In fact many Fat Acceptance adherents exercised 2 hours a day with no results while eating nothing but lettuce, and found that no weight loss occurred.

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Fashion Industry: A conspiratorial organization that is hell bent on forcing women of size to wear frumpy clothing, and to promote anorexia by utilizing uber-skinny models.

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Fat and Fit: A scientific fact proven by the next to last place finishes by “fat girl on a bike” in many competitive triathlons.
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Fat Hate Bingo: A method in which valid arguments are answered by shouting “Bingo” in a juvenile fashion.

Genetic Set point: If one eats intuitively (i.e. what ever the heck you want), your body will eventually reach its’ genetic weight set point. Note: sometimes a genetic set point will shift; typically upward do not be alarmed.

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Intuitive Eating: Eat whatever the hell you want!

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Kate Harding: A feminist prophet who offers obscenities of wisdom to those who willing to ignore science and accept her angry faith.

Lifestyle Change: See Diet. There is no known difference.

Myfatspouse.com: The most evil web site in the entire universe. It is highly inadvisable to link to www.myfatspouse.com.

Obesity Epidemic: An over exaggerated media catch phrase. Simply saying “booga, booga” makes it go away.

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Real Women: Overweight women who are sexier than skinnier women. This should be an obvious fact when discussing this subject on a fat acceptance blog. Remember, that all women are real women when discussing the subject with non fat acceptance types.

Second (2nd) Law of Thermodynamics (calories out must equal calories in): Physics is sexist!

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Straw Men: A valid argument against fat acceptance.

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Troll: Someone who posts a comment on a fat acceptance blog who does not match the author’s ideology EXACTLY.