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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Deputy Butterbean

Sunday, August 7, 2011 From Bigger Fatter Politics

Big Law With Champion Boxer Butterbean
Deputy Butterbean knocking out crime in Jasper Alabama
Butterbean kicking ass in the ring!

Finally we have a celebrity cop who really can kick some ass. Professional boxing champion and really really fat guy Butterbean is becoming a deputy sheriff and Investigation Discovery is making it into a reality show. I have no doubt that this will be the best reality cop show ever.

In a real life Walking Tall or in this case Waddling Fat Big Law's Deputy Butterbean, will kick some serious criminal ass! The Bean is pissed and he's heading back to his home town of Jasper to pummel the drug trade and make Jasper Alabama a safe place for kids.
Don't fuck with Deputy Butterbean!

This show will kick ass and I urge all fatlings to watch it. This will be better than a Butterbean fight because he'll kick more ass more often and this won't be fake ass kicking and this is not some trumped up celebrity cop show. The Butterbean joined the Walker County Sheriff's department 2 years before the show was even thought about by producers at Investigation Discovery. This show will be as real as it gets!

For the complete 411 on Butterbean's show click HERE!
Other guys show off their "guns" while Butterbean shows off his cannons!

Big Law appears at 10pm on Investigation Discovery so order some pizza and wings and fire up the flat screen and watch America's toughest fat guy KICK ASS!


BELLY BOY said...


This is going to be the best show ever!!

Butterbean laying down the law, bust you in your jaw, now you can't eat so it's more food, extra meat! (For Butterbean, that is!)

I hope he finds some bad guys and sits on them, but first he needs to knock them out like he did to Johnny Knoxville!!




Fat Bastard said...

When I heard the news I oinked myself hoarse. OOOOOOOIIIIINK SUUUUUUUUUUEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bean is going to kick ass and take names and eat donuts.

The Bean is Fat
The Bean is mean!
A punchin eatin law machine.

Now that he's a cop he's gonna get even fatter! I can't "weight" to see chase down criminals is his law enforcement power chair.

The should give Butterbean German Shepherd but one as big as the wolves in the movie Twilight. Dogs the size of small horses.

I think another reason the Bean became a cop is because all the top heavyweights were ducking him.