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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Excellent Lonely Summer

These are these are the only means
Sink to the bottom they'll be as beans
Excellent lonely summer sink
Hookah hookah take a drink

See? See?! See!! God is as absent
Incredible strength for the repentance
Cellist's bows spread. Terry stop dead!
With a flock of laws inside my head.

Prefecture of Candido quib ad Lib
Being glib with Adam's rib.
Stuck with a knife in the boiler room
Only brings the terrible doom.

Maximum results every sixth level
A rabbit playing Easter bunny and the devil
Admits it to them big surprises
With lots of different exercises

Hinder hinder that storm the tuk-tuk
Talk to me, you're cruel to cluck cluck
Chrysalis for more soul morsel
Tail and fin gill and dorsal

Nasty old list you will
Corncob pipe whiskey still
Hang in a mumble fall from a word
Angel wing, propeller, fly like a bird

Times are dimensions not revealed
Thoughts and memory are my shield
Walking with pa and the dog in the meadow
Walk in the sun and step on my shadow

Screws a battalion of trickle
Having gotten yourself in a terrible pickle
Yellow crayon in the box for all yellow crayons
No place for us and our compromised brains.

Antimony acrimony alimony
Here she comes now singing Moni Moni
I'm building a sled a sled for the Milky Way
I slide downhill on a cafeteria tray

Titus had thrilled her
Slick among aquifer
The purr of the dog
In the machine a defective cog

How nonlaw home of up
God is dog pup is pup.
King to present a dubious Duke
Fat girl bulimia puke puke puke

Tuesday, December 25, 2012


The more the go-go bar gargled,
They smoked a narghile and argled
The coast of the keep in the Nika missile
What hardware cultures talk with a whistle.
Joseph Smith or morally too
And lies and lies in high school who

Ms. Figaro he knew no womanly woman nookie
Womanly rules the subset whole and sets the cookie.
Two more go-go bars, for the normal mode 
Late night breakfast Apple pie Ala mode
Freezing cold, she was razor swift and cut to the quick.
Lipstick dipstick slapstick and Stanley Kubrick wit
Too slow we see more than ourselves on library shelves

He now having  proper submitted due to damp
She submitted damp to the dew
See the sea ever come to those images
Along the coast of Albany
Empire in the field with Lee
I was climbing in Appletree
Parked my shin and I barked my skin
Thinking up an Original Sin

Big sparkle sparkle sparkle
In between worlds like a cosmic paladin
Backward slots in this forward mind
Family whole the purveyed may
And the market scale to Sunray
The comfort of words be made these
Taking sap from a sycamore tree
and I guess I just want to be
and I guess I just want to be and I guess I just want to be
all the permutations of me.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Christie 2016

I have said many times that the greatest presidents have been the fattest. Bill Clinton was fat while president and Hillary is porking up for the 2016 run/waddle for the president.
Bill Clinton was not the only president who was a fat chick magnent. Big Bill Taft's famous mustache rides got him the female vote. This guy's face got more ass than a toilet seat.

William Howard Taft was by far and away our greastest President. Not only was he a chair buster he was an even bigger trust buster than Teddy Roosevelt.
So loved was William Howard Tafte that scientists of the day bred as special horse just for him and fat guys like him.
Because the T-shirt had not yet been invented, ladies you rode Taft's famous mustache and meat face received a commemorative campaign button

Teddy Roosevelt was also a fat guy and when people thought he was shouting "BULLY!! BULLY!!!" he was really shouting Belly Belly.
Teddy Roosevelt and Taft: Men of girth are men of worth!

Friday, November 30, 2012

The Old Man Hating NAAFA

Founded by Bill Fabrey in 1969, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to ending size discrimination in all of its forms. NAAFA's goal is to help build a society in which people of every size (except for slender and athletic women. We hate those bitches!) are accepted with dignity and equality in all aspects of life. NAAFA will pursue this goal through advocacy, public education, and support. To support this effort, we will need lots of Twinkies. And Boston cream donuts - we just love those! It's the closest thing we can get to male semen. Oh, and venti caramel macchiatos to wash it all down. Thanks for your support!


Anyone want to hazard a guess at what the female percentage is in this organization? I'm guessing >80% twat. An obese guy knows that no one gives a fuck about him, least of all women. He either learns to accept that he will be forever ostracized or he loses the weight. An obese female on the other hand wants to make everyone accept her - all 300lbs of her.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Friday, August 10, 2012

Randy Travis DWI

Another hypocrite bites the dust. This Christian asshole (redundant) outed himself. He got shit faced drunk, wrecked his car and staggered into into a convenience store stark naked looking to buy more booze and cigarettes.

Fat Bastard To Sue Fat Bastard Wines

There have been a lot of fat bastards.
Here's one.
Here's another but he's a nasty fat bastard who takes drugs, lies and molests children.

Then we have the original and most famous Fat Bastard the defacto leader of the fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard Wine has used me, Fat Bastard to sell its wines calling them "remarkably full bodied" just like me, Fat Bastard. I am not here to trash Fat Bastard Wines or Thiery and Guy a couple of Frenchies. In fact I just polished  off a bottle of Fat Bastard Sharaz although I prefer to call Sharaz Syrah.  Yes, Fat Bastard Sharaz really is remarkably full bodied and I just cracked the cap on my second bottle.

I, Fat Bastard, the original Fat Bastard, will be seeking cease and desist order to force Fat Bastard wines to stop using me, Fat Bastard to promote their excellent wine. Before this gets nasty and goes to court, I ask that Fat Bastard Wines compensate me Fat Bastard for their unauthorized use of my handle, Fat Bastard.

Here are some suggestions for some names using me likeness.

Glutton's Pride: A wine for the gluttonous gourmand

Ovine Vine: A wine for the pig in all of us.

Fat Roll Red: A wine made from chocolate covered raisins and fermented with the select yeast of a fat girl's fat folds.

Eat Beast Boar Dough: A wine for hungry hungry hogs

Contact Fat Bastard Wine By Clicking HERE!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

Food trumps everything and the fact that 76% of women are fat or   obese drives this point home.  In spite of the fact BBWs are plagued with many of the gluttony induced maladies they stalwartly  remain committed to eating and gaining weight. That's dedication!!

Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.
Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.
Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.
This is a chub, a fat guy can pork it and a skinny would hit it but not tell his friends.
This is a plumper, if a fat guy can pork it, it's a plumper
This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds
This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble boob and many of the are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.
This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt.
This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and landwhale has always been a subject for heated debate. Landwhale often travel in pod and see skinny guys and buffets and their krill.
Not Porkable by a Fat Man ---------------------Now Porkable

These are landwhales. The are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Landwhales can be very confident or they are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.

Landwhale trying to land a Whopper! Try Burger King honey!

 This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a landwhale pup

I hope this clear things up.

Now for some more images.

No longer gravitationally challenged. Drunk BBW with ET Feeder.
Landwhale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?
This is a recent development. Back tits!

Thursday, May 3, 2012



Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Heart Attack Grill Is A Gateway To Fatty Heaven

A burger worth dying for!
A customer collapsed while eating a burger at the "Heart Attack Grill" (AP/Matt York)

No one can accuse The Heart Attack Grill of false advertising.

A woman collapsed into unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant while eating a "double bypass burger," drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.

The unnamed customer was the second in just over two months to collapse at the restaurant while eating one of the famed burgers named after various forms of cardiac arrest. Back in February, another customer was caught on video being carted out by paramedics after suffering a heart attack while eating a "quadruple bypass" burger.

The Heart Attack Grill's owner Jon Basso tells ABC News that the woman is currently recovering in the hospital. Basso told ABC that he himself has eaten at least one single bypass burger each day since his restaurant first opened seven years ago.

"It's a lifestyle issue," Basso said. "We attract the avant-garde of lifestyle seekers."

The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the "quadruple bypass."

There's a tongue-in-cheek warning sign at the restaurant's door stating that the offered dining fare is a health risk. Waitresses in the restaurant even wear nurses' uniforms.

Last year, the company's 600-pound spokes-model died when he was only 29-years-old.

"It's the Mecca for unhealthy lifestyles," Basso said.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Monday, March 19, 2012

Fat Phobic Surf Bans Refuse to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers
Fat surfer shooting the curl and enjoy smoke

The following article is a reprint of a report by Bigger Fatter Politics internet reporter our own Rothnda Hindenberg.

Fat Phobic Surf Band Refuses to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers 
 By Rotunda Hindenberg
Rotunda Hindenberg Fatbody award winning reporter
Gunslinger guitarist Mark Kuhn on right with his band mates.

I don't give a big fat girl toilet clogging shit how good and how cute these guys are and how cutting edge their music may be, the mere fact that they see fit to not have fat girls as go go dancers shows just how fat phobic surf bands are. Voodoo Court it no exception. Surfers in general are fat phobic. Seriously, when is the last time you saw a fat surfer? They are all lean guys the kind us fat girls swoon over. They don't make surf boards to fat people and that just as well as most of us with rather hang out on a party barge with plenty of good food, some BC hydro and some booze.

I was first attracted to Voodoo Court after hearing their food friendly songs like, Kibbles and Bits, Fish Taco, Swallow the Clam, (Us fat girls have big chowder clams) Salmon Creek, Eat Me Coffee Stained Shirt Heavy on the Cream and Cheese Whiz yum. One cannot deny the great talent, intriguing guitar styling and compositional skill of Voodoo Court but one must wonder why they don't have fat go go dancers. Sure these leanlings they have now are smoking hot and I, Rotunda Hindenberg, a super sized bi sexual womyn would be Heavy on the Cream after tasting their Fish Tacos with a little Cheese Whiz for extra flavor since skinny girls rarely come with cheese one must ask Voodoo Court, what do you have against fat girls?

Here is Voodoo Court performing Fish Taco. Sure it is a stellar performance but once again the go go dancers are anorexic!  Apparently they only eat salads YUK and save their tacos for the members of  Voodoo Court ..... SKINNY SLUTS! This is just more dangerous thinsporation for the 70% of the population that is anorexic!
Critically acclaimed album by Voodoo Court.

The surf may not be for pussies but neither are fat girls. So Voodoo Court, if you guys can't man up because this fat girl's muff is too tough, you'd  better stick with a stick. Only a dog wants a bone.
Voodoo Court has embedded subliminal messages into their music to encourage young girl to starve themselves to death. Buried in the reverb are phrases like, food is the enemy, fat is evil, starvation is good and purge. The skeleton says it all! Voodoo Court is a musical eating disorder.