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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Christie 2016

I have said many times that the greatest presidents have been the fattest. Bill Clinton was fat while president and Hillary is porking up for the 2016 run/waddle for the president.
Bill Clinton was not the only president who was a fat chick magnent. Big Bill Taft's famous mustache rides got him the female vote. This guy's face got more ass than a toilet seat.

William Howard Taft was by far and away our greastest President. Not only was he a chair buster he was an even bigger trust buster than Teddy Roosevelt.
So loved was William Howard Tafte that scientists of the day bred as special horse just for him and fat guys like him.
Because the T-shirt had not yet been invented, ladies you rode Taft's famous mustache and meat face received a commemorative campaign button

Teddy Roosevelt was also a fat guy and when people thought he was shouting "BULLY!! BULLY!!!" he was really shouting Belly Belly.
Teddy Roosevelt and Taft: Men of girth are men of worth!

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