I have said many times that the greatest presidents have been the fattest. Bill Clinton was fat while president and Hillary is porking up for the 2016 run/waddle for the president.
|Bill Clinton was not the only president who was a fat chick magnent. Big Bill Taft's famous mustache rides got him the female vote. This guy's face got more ass than a toilet seat.|
William Howard Taft was by far and away our greastest President. Not only was he a chair buster he was an even bigger trust buster than Teddy Roosevelt.
|So loved was William Howard Tafte that scientists of the day bred as special horse just for him and fat guys like him.|
|Because the T-shirt had not yet been invented, ladies you rode Taft's famous mustache and meat face received a commemorative campaign button|
Teddy Roosevelt was also a fat guy and when people thought he was shouting "BULLY!! BULLY!!!" he was really shouting Belly Belly.
|Teddy Roosevelt and Taft: Men of girth are men of worth!|