Thursday, December 13, 2012

Christie 2016

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I have said many times that the greatest presidents have been the fattest. Bill Clinton was fat while president and Hillary is porking up for the 2016 run/waddle for the president.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RRJW0HjDpTU/Tox5wvJPtAI/AAAAAAAACOo/KU4srgW3Vgs/s400/william_howard_taft_moustache_rides.jpg
Bill Clinton was not the only president who was a fat chick magnent. Big Bill Taft's famous mustache rides got him the female vote. This guy's face got more ass than a toilet seat.

William Howard Taft was by far and away our greastest President. Not only was he a chair buster he was an even bigger trust buster than Teddy Roosevelt.

http://www.csub.edu/~gsantos/jpgs/img0091.jpg
So loved was William Howard Tafte that scientists of the day bred as special horse just for him and fat guys like him.


http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/bd2063f64c3abc699d37c8788a4249c5/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/POP_CULTURE/2012/11/bestpoliticianbeardsmoustaches.jpg
Because the T-shirt had not yet been invented, ladies you rode Taft's famous mustache and meat face received a commemorative campaign button


Teddy Roosevelt was also a fat guy and when people thought he was shouting "BULLY!! BULLY!!!" he was really shouting Belly Belly.

http://www.theodoreroosevelt.org/graph%20harv%20col/HC2x9.jpg
Teddy Roosevelt and Taft: Men of girth are men of worth!


http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0930-chris-christie-electability/10779835-1-eng-US/0930-Chris-Christie-electability_full_600.jpg
OINK!

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