There have been a lot of fat bastards.
Here's one.
Here's another but he's a nasty fat bastard who takes drugs, lies and molests children.
Then
we have the original and most famous Fat Bastard the defacto leader of
the fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard Wine has used me, Fat Bastard
to sell its wines calling them "remarkably full bodied" just like me,
Fat Bastard. I am not here to trash Fat Bastard Wines or Thiery and Guy a
couple of Frenchies. In fact I just polished off a bottle of Fat
Bastard Sharaz although I prefer to call Sharaz Syrah. Yes, Fat Bastard
Sharaz really is remarkably full bodied and I just cracked the cap on
my second bottle.
I,
Fat Bastard, the original Fat Bastard, will be seeking cease and desist
order to force Fat Bastard wines to stop using me, Fat Bastard to
promote their excellent wine. Before this gets nasty and goes to court, I
ask that Fat Bastard Wines compensate me Fat Bastard for their
unauthorized use of my handle, Fat Bastard.
Here are some suggestions for some names using me likeness.
Glutton's Pride: A wine for the gluttonous gourmand
Ovine Vine: A wine for the pig in all of us.
Fat Roll Red: A wine made from chocolate covered raisins and fermented with the select yeast of a fat girl's fat folds.
Eat Beast Boar Dough: A wine for hungry hungry hogs
Contact Fat Bastard Wine By Clicking HERE!
This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
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