Fat Phobic Surf Bans Refuse to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers

Fat surfer shooting the curl and enjoy smoke

The following article is a reprint of a report by Bigger Fatter Politics internet reporter our own Rothnda Hindenberg.


Fat Phobic Surf Band Refuses to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers 
 By Rotunda Hindenberg

Rotunda Hindenberg Fatbody award winning reporter

Gunslinger guitarist Mark Kuhn on right with his band mates.

I don't give a big fat girl toilet clogging shit how good and how cute these guys are and how cutting edge their music may be, the mere fact that they see fit to not have fat girls as go go dancers shows just how fat phobic surf bands are. Voodoo Court it no exception. Surfers in general are fat phobic. Seriously, when is the last time you saw a fat surfer? They are all lean guys the kind us fat girls swoon over. They don't make surf boards to fat people and that just as well as most of us with rather hang out on a party barge with plenty of good food, some BC hydro and some booze.

I was first attracted to Voodoo Court after hearing their food friendly songs like, Kibbles and Bits, Fish Taco, Swallow the Clam, (Us fat girls have big chowder clams) Salmon Creek, Eat Me Coffee Stained Shirt Heavy on the Cream and Cheese Whiz yum. One cannot deny the great talent, intriguing guitar styling and compositional skill of Voodoo Court but one must wonder why they don't have fat go go dancers. Sure these leanlings they have now are smoking hot and I, Rotunda Hindenberg, a super sized bi sexual womyn would be Heavy on the Cream after tasting their Fish Tacos with a little Cheese Whiz for extra flavor since skinny girls rarely come with cheese one must ask Voodoo Court, what do you have against fat girls?

Here is Voodoo Court performing Fish Taco. Sure it is a stellar performance but once again the go go dancers are anorexic!  Apparently they only eat salads YUK and save their tacos for the members of  Voodoo Court ..... SKINNY SLUTS! This is just more dangerous thinsporation for the 70% of the population that is anorexic!

Critically acclaimed album by Voodoo Court.

The surf may not be for pussies but neither are fat girls. So Voodoo Court, if you guys can't man up because this fat girl's muff is too tough, you'd  better stick with a stick. Only a dog wants a bone.


Voodoo Court has embedded subliminal messages into their music to encourage young girl to starve themselves to death. Buried in the reverb are phrases like, food is the enemy, fat is evil, starvation is good and purge. The skeleton says it all! Voodoo Court is a musical eating disorder.

Reverse Fatspo: "Hot" Skinny Chicks

Those little pro ana sweethearts often use pictures of fat girls to cause what they call reverse thinspo. I thought that I Fat Bastard would post up some pictures of emaciated skinny chicks and fat girls to provide some fatsporation and reverse fatspo for our million of female readers.


As you can see this little darling has probably a BMI of 21 and that is too thin. Yeah I know that technically she is probably health as a horse but a BMI over 25 is where real womanhood begins and fake womanhood leaves off.

The laugh is on us fat boys who never experience the joys of a sweaty fat girl as are forced to settle for toothpicks like those two!

Real womyn eat a lot and often each other when they can't find a skinny guy. Sadly there are a lot of skinny guys who like me, Fat Bastard, like fake women with a BMI between 18 and 24.


Skinny women have less curves than a Midwest highway.

Real woman indulging her her porcine pleasure. Sexy sow sucking on sweets... SUUUUU EEEEE!!!

Her big tits can feed and army of piglettes! That's sexy!

In case you have forgotten what a real woman looks like here is one. Not only to real women have curves many have extra body parts.

When they get really skinny the actually grow 2 extra ribs like a man and frightening faces appear on their nipples. The quest for bones among the pro ana crowd actually causes the little bit of flesh they have to morph into bones. In fact autopsies of the HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of pro anas who die each year reveal on average 10 extra vertebrae and extra toes and fingers.

You know that they say. The bigger the cushion the better the pushin. Skinny women have butts like scarecrows.


Skinny women have no padding back there. They are lucky that us fat boys have fat stomachs to cushion the shock when they ride us reverse cowgirl style.

BIG BUXOM BABE IN BLUE

Fatspo!

Not a real woman! Legs like tooth picks! Eat Calista. I'd love to..

Reverse Fatspo

Fatspo!

Jerry Ryan looking gaunt and ugly.

Reverse Fatspo 

Carni Wilson after recovering from gastric bypass surgery

Fatspo!

Fatspiration vs Thinspiration: Fatspo vs Thinspo

As our many readers know, Fat Bastard is still off his feed.


Fat Bastard still battered and bruised!

His weight loss is slowing but he is still losing weight at about 2 pounds per week. We have tried many thing to get Fat Bastard to pig out and and get back to his porcine proportions. As a last ditch effort I took a page from the pro anorexia movement but instead of posting "thinspirational" images I thought that FATspirational would do the trick along with some reverse fatspo.

Fat Bastard loss of appetite is a mystery that is baffling his friends and family. His damn dummy doctors will not order tests to see what's wrong and are suggesting that his problem is psychological. We think his problem is organic. We have discussed this with CG Brady who did counsel Fat Bastard of weight loss and ways to moderate his gluttony so their is a possibility that psychological factors may be part of the equation but Dr Brady only had a few very brief phone and e-mail sessions with Fat Bastard and he did not detect any reduction in Fat Bastard's fattitude but he does think the two recent health scares could be part of it but he also believes that the medication errors and possibly head trauma from Fat Bastard's tumble down the escalator may have started this disturbing chain chain of events. We may end up having to settle for a tubby Fat Bastard instead of the fat Fat Bastard that we all know and love.

We are looking for a fat friendly doctor to testify to Fat Bastard's mental state before and after the trauma he suffered as a result of all the medical mistakes that nearly killed him.

Here is an oldie but goodie titled Gluttony IS Good that may provide some FATspiration for Fat Bastard and gainers.

http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/gluttony-is-good.html

EAT! A pensive and concerned fatling offers advice.


Proof that HAES and intuitive eating works. This happy fatling is getting ready to fly away. Coma gordo comer y no dejar de comer siempre!


Stop being so modest! You've got it! Flaunt it!




EAT FAT BASTARD! Do you want to look like this stick boy?


Fat Perfection!


A mere pup!

You too could have this back breast action!


If you get fat Fat Bastard I'll let you bone me!

If you eat enough, you too can have a front ass!


You can do it buddy!


FEED YOUR FACE!




She won't share! Why should you? EAT IT ALL and more!


FOOD MAKES US HAPPY! YEA FOOD!



You know you want to.... EAT!


I prescribe FOOD!


EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT.... It's either that or the dreaded feeding tube!
EAT DAMN YOU!