This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
She got them, cheesecake thighs, you know that, get your fill, but if you, try a take a spoon at them you won't, get no thrill. (bass line) Everybody want that cheesecake wanna, get that fill (harmonica solo)
OINK OINK OINK! That was my Belly Boy Bob Dylan impression!! Unfortunately he didn't write songs about fat chicks or food though. Those are the best subjects to write songs about.
Anyway, I hope that Charlie Sheen puts on about 200 pounds. He would be an epic fat man. So regal and everything. And the fatness would restore his health from all the drugs he did, or at least the food wouldn't be as bad for him.
You guys should also check out the Youtube series "Cooking with Jack" he makes lots of good food on that show.
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So this is the cake in portal. Now I'm happy the cake is a lie.
She got them,
cheesecake thighs, you know that,
get your fill, but if you,
try a take a spoon at them you won't,
get no thrill.
(bass line)
Everybody want that cheesecake wanna,
get that fill
(harmonica solo)
OINK OINK OINK! That was my Belly Boy Bob Dylan impression!! Unfortunately he didn't write songs about fat chicks or food though. Those are the best subjects to write songs about.
Anyway, I hope that Charlie Sheen puts on about 200 pounds. He would be an epic fat man. So regal and everything. And the fatness would restore his health from all the drugs he did, or at least the food wouldn't be as bad for him.
You guys should also check out the Youtube series "Cooking with Jack" he makes lots of good food on that show.
OINKILY YOURS,
BELLY BOY
Imagine Charlie Sheen as big as the old MeatLoaf!!!! He's be 3 times as awesome.
Don't let your meat loaf Belly Boy.
Cheese Cake's swell!
Cheese Cake's swell!
Cheese cake for you and I
Cheese cake Cheese cake Cheese cake
Bellies and the thighs.
Cottage cheese cake... LOL!!!!!!
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People need to grow up and stop living to be offended but instead have a witty comeback. I OINK at them and smile.
I defend my gluttony! 2 4 6 8 please do not regurgitate!
OINK!
You will need to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
I love Cheesecake's thighs and would love to have my head between them, she is at least twice my weight��
OINK!
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