This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
Food trumps everything and the fact that 76% of women are fat or obese drives this point home. In spite of the fact BBWs are plagued with many of the gluttony induced maladies they stalwartly remain committed to eating and gaining weight. That's dedication!!
Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.
Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.
Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.
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This is a chub, a fat guy can pork it and a skinny would hit it but not tell his friends.
This is a plumper, if a fat guy can pork it, it's a plumper
This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds
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This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble boob and many of the are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus aka meat skirt.
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This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt.
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This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and landwhale has always been a subject for heated debate. Landwhale often travel in pod and see skinny guys and buffets and their krill.
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Not Porkable by a Fat Man ---------------------Now Porkable
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These are landwhales. The are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Landwhales can be very confident or they are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.
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Landwhale trying to land a Whopper! Try Burger King honey!
This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a landwhale pup
I hope this clear things up.
Now for some more images.
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No longer gravitationally challenged. Drunk BBW with ET Feeder.
A customer collapsed while eating a burger at the "Heart Attack Grill" (AP/Matt York)
No one can accuse The Heart Attack Grill of false advertising.
A woman collapsed into
unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant while eating a "double
bypass burger," drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.
The unnamed customer was the
second in just over two months to collapse at the restaurant while
eating one of the famed burgers named after various forms of cardiac
arrest. Back in February, another customer was caught on video being
carted out by paramedics after suffering a heart attack while eating a "quadruple bypass" burger.
The Heart Attack Grill's owner Jon Basso tells ABC News
that the woman is currently recovering in the hospital. Basso told ABC
that he himself has eaten at least one single bypass burger each day
since his restaurant first opened seven years ago.
"It's a lifestyle issue," Basso said. "We attract the avant-garde of lifestyle seekers."
The Heart Attack Grill offers
free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a
butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four
burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the
"quadruple bypass."
There's a tongue-in-cheek warning
sign at the restaurant's door stating that the offered dining fare is a
health risk. Waitresses in the restaurant even wear nurses' uniforms.
Last year, the company's 600-pound spokes-model died when he was only 29-years-old.
"It's the Mecca for unhealthy lifestyles," Basso said.
The following article is a reprint of a report byBigger Fatter Politics internet reporter our own Rothnda Hindenberg.
Fat Phobic Surf Band Refuses to Hire Fat Go Go Dancers By Rotunda Hindenberg
Rotunda Hindenberg Fatbody award winning reporter
Gunslinger guitarist Mark Kuhn on right with his band mates.
I don't give a big fat girl toilet clogging shit how good and how cute these guys are and how cutting edge their music may be, the mere fact that they see fit to not have fat girls as go go dancers shows just how fat phobic surf bands are. Voodoo Court it no exception. Surfers in general are fat phobic. Seriously, when is the last time you saw a fat surfer? They are all lean guys the kind us fat girls swoon over. They don't make surf boards to fat people and that just as well as most of us with rather hang out on a party barge with plenty of good food, some BC hydro and some booze.
I was first attracted to Voodoo Court after hearing their food friendly songs like, Kibbles and Bits, Fish Taco, Swallow the Clam, (Us fat girls have big chowder clams) Salmon Creek, Eat MeCoffee Stained ShirtHeavy on the Cream and Cheese Whiz yum. One cannot deny the great talent, intriguing guitar styling and compositional skill of Voodoo Court but one must wonder why they don't have fat go go dancers. Sure these leanlings they have now are smoking hot and I, Rotunda Hindenberg, a super sized bi sexual womyn would be Heavy on the Cream after tasting their Fish Tacos with a little Cheese Whiz for extra flavor since skinny girls rarely come with cheese one must ask Voodoo Court, what do you have against fat girls?
Here is Voodoo Court performing Fish Taco. Sure it is a stellar performance but once again the go go dancers are anorexic! Apparently they only eat salads YUK and save their tacos for the members of Voodoo Court ..... SKINNY SLUTS! This is just more dangerous thinsporation for the 70% of the population that is anorexic!
Critically acclaimed album by Voodoo Court.
The surf may not be for pussies but neither are fat girls. So Voodoo Court, if you guys can't man up because this fat girl's muff is too tough, you'd better stick with a stick. Only a dog wants a bone.
Voodoo Court has embedded subliminal messages into their music to encourage young girl to starve themselves to death. Buried in the reverb are phrases like, food is the enemy, fat is evil, starvation is good and purge. The skeleton says it all! Voodoo Court is a musical eating disorder.
