Fat Bastard To Sue Fat Bastard Wines

There have been a lot of fat bastards.

Here's one.


Here's another but he's a nasty fat bastard who takes drugs, lies and molests children.



Then we have the original and most famous Fat Bastard the defacto leader of the fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard Wine has used me, Fat Bastard to sell its wines calling them "remarkably full bodied" just like me, Fat Bastard. I am not here to trash Fat Bastard Wines or Thiery and Guy a couple of Frenchies. In fact I just polished  off a bottle of Fat Bastard Sharaz although I prefer to call Sharaz Syrah.  Yes, Fat Bastard Sharaz really is remarkably full bodied and I just cracked the cap on my second bottle.




I, Fat Bastard, the original Fat Bastard, will be seeking cease and desist order to force Fat Bastard wines to stop using me, Fat Bastard to promote their excellent wine. Before this gets nasty and goes to court, I ask that Fat Bastard Wines compensate me Fat Bastard for their unauthorized use of my handle, Fat Bastard.

Here are some suggestions for some names using me likeness.

Glutton's Pride: A wine for the gluttonous gourmand

Ovine Vine: A wine for the pig in all of us.

Fat Roll Red: A wine made from chocolate covered raisins and fermented with the select yeast of a fat girl's fat folds.

Eat Beast Boar Dough: A wine for hungry hungry hogs



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That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

Food trumps everything and the fact that 76% of women are fat or   obese drives this point home.  In spite of the fact BBWs are plagued with many of the gluttony induced maladies they stalwartly  remain committed to eating and gaining weight. That's dedication!!

Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.

Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.

Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.

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This is a chub, a fat guy can pork it and a skinny would hit it but not tell his friends.

                                                                     

This is a plumper, if a fat guy can pork it, it's a plumper

This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds

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This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble boob and many of the are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.

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This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt.

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This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and landwhale has always been a subject for heated debate. Landwhale often travel in pod and see skinny guys and buffets and their krill.

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Not Porkable by a Fat Man ---------------------Now Porkable

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These are landwhales. The are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Landwhales can be very confident or they are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.

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Landwhale trying to land a Whopper! Try Burger King honey!

 This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a landwhale pup

I hope this clear things up.

Now for some more images.

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No longer gravitationally challenged. Drunk BBW with ET Feeder. 

Landwhale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?

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This is a recent development. Back tits!

Medical Holocaust: Mitt Romney's Medical Fraud.

Medical Holocaust: Mitt Romney's Medical Fraud.

Romney needs to be in jail for life.

While running Damon Corp Romney committed massive medicare fraud.

GO GO GLUTTONS!

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Heart Attack Grill Is A Gateway To Fatty Heaven

A burger worth dying for!

 
A customer collapsed while eating a burger at the "Heart Attack Grill" (AP/Matt York)

No one can accuse The Heart Attack Grill of false advertising.

A woman collapsed into unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant while eating a "double bypass burger," drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.

The unnamed customer was the second in just over two months to collapse at the restaurant while eating one of the famed burgers named after various forms of cardiac arrest. Back in February, another customer was caught on video being carted out by paramedics after suffering a heart attack while eating a "quadruple bypass" burger.

The Heart Attack Grill's owner Jon Basso tells ABC News that the woman is currently recovering in the hospital. Basso told ABC that he himself has eaten at least one single bypass burger each day since his restaurant first opened seven years ago.

"It's a lifestyle issue," Basso said. "We attract the avant-garde of lifestyle seekers."

The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the "quadruple bypass."

There's a tongue-in-cheek warning sign at the restaurant's door stating that the offered dining fare is a health risk. Waitresses in the restaurant even wear nurses' uniforms.

Last year, the company's 600-pound spokes-model died when he was only 29-years-old.

"It's the Mecca for unhealthy lifestyles," Basso said.

Eamnuel Yarbrough and Another Fat Guy Gets Screwed.

Skinny sneaky Jap fighter.

UNFAIR! CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT!!!!!!!!