This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
I think that all women should become SSBBWs. Yes, I know that that would make it difficult for some fat gugys to get laid, but it would be worthwhile in the end.
We would have to train monkeys to take care of our day-to-day needs and basically serve us food and medicine and stuff like that, while being overseen by specially trained morbidly obese doctors to tell them what medicines to give us, such as our insulin shots.
OINK OINK OINK! OINK OINK OINK! I AM A HUMAN PIGGY. I AM MORE PIG THAN MAN! MY FOOD LUST IS SO POWERFUL THAT IT OVERWHELMS EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF MY LIFE! FOOD IS THE CENTER OF MY LIFE! I SURRENDER TO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I AM ADDICTED TO FOOOOOOOOOD! I AM YOUR SLAVE, FOOD, I SHALT DO AS THOU WILL! OINK OINK OINK! OINK OINK OINK! I WILL DRESS UP IN DIAPERS LIKE A GIANT OBESE BABY IN REVERENCE TO THE POWER OF FOOD!
I think the biggest problems we fatlings face is gravity. We would be much better off if we could just float like big fluffy clouds. Food could float to us and all we would have to do is eat eat eat.
Trained monkeys would be a good stop gap measure until they are able to defeat gravity but in an earlier BFB article and another one on childhood obesity I, Fat Bastard make the point that we need to save the thinlings because thinlings are becoming extinct and we need them to act as drones for our survival.
Let's face it. Fat women can be a real pain in the ass and the only guys who can pork them are skinny guys. I can not even imagine a world with no thinling women. Who are the fat girls gonna hate? They will just take it out on us fat guys.
One solution for fat guys would be a penis enlargement product that actually works. When you have a big hanging gut and when you are with a BBW regardless of the position either her blubber or your blubber gets in the way. BBWs don't want a fat boy on top and fat boys don't want a BBW on top of them unless the are into squashing.
The argument can be made that only males should be fat. Good cyber sex devices could solve the entire problem.
Yes, she's a beautiful lady.
ReplyDeleteTo me, she is not what I would call "obese" but rather chubby and plump.
She has curves, like real women are suppose to have.
I have nothing against people who are just naturally slender of thin.
But I'm getting sick and tired of the Hollywood media presenting the anorexic looking stick figure as being the ideal female.
And some fashion models to starve themselves down to conform to the false image.
Why can't we just accept people as they naturally are without trying to enforce some unrealistic standard.
We are what we are.
Or as Popeye use to say . . .
I YAM WHAT I YAM AND THAT'S ALL THAT I YAM!
She's a mere pup. She's probably in the low 200 pound range.
ReplyDeleteIf she's like most of us fatlings she will continue to grow.
I think that all women should become SSBBWs. Yes, I know that that would make it difficult for some fat gugys to get laid, but it would be worthwhile in the end.
ReplyDeleteWe would have to train monkeys to take care of our day-to-day needs and basically serve us food and medicine and stuff like that, while being overseen by specially trained morbidly obese doctors to tell them what medicines to give us, such as our insulin shots.
OINK OINK OINK! OINK OINK OINK! I AM A HUMAN PIGGY. I AM MORE PIG THAN MAN! MY FOOD LUST IS SO POWERFUL THAT IT OVERWHELMS EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF MY LIFE! FOOD IS THE CENTER OF MY LIFE! I SURRENDER TO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I AM ADDICTED TO FOOOOOOOOOD! I AM YOUR SLAVE, FOOD, I SHALT DO AS THOU WILL! OINK OINK OINK! OINK OINK OINK! I WILL DRESS UP IN DIAPERS LIKE A GIANT OBESE BABY IN REVERENCE TO THE POWER OF FOOD!
I think the biggest problems we fatlings face is gravity. We would be much better off if we could just float like big fluffy clouds. Food could float to us and all we would have to do is eat eat eat.
ReplyDeleteTrained monkeys would be a good stop gap measure until they are able to defeat gravity but in an earlier BFB article and another one on childhood obesity I, Fat Bastard make the point that we need to save the thinlings because thinlings are becoming extinct and we need them to act as drones for our survival.
Let's face it. Fat women can be a real pain in the ass and the only guys who can pork them are skinny guys. I can not even imagine a world with no thinling women. Who are the fat girls gonna hate? They will just take it out on us fat guys.
One solution for fat guys would be a penis enlargement product that actually works. When you have a big hanging gut and when you are with a BBW regardless of the position either her blubber or your blubber gets in the way. BBWs don't want a fat boy on top and fat boys don't want a BBW on top of them unless the are into squashing.
The argument can be made that only males should be fat. Good cyber sex devices could solve the entire problem.