Why Bigger Fatter Blog is the Top Fat Acceptance Blog.

In my last article I discussed the many reasons for why NAAFA and the old fat acceptance has failed to catch on with mainstream fatlings in its dismal 40+ years. NAAFA had a great start when Bill Fabrey first started NAAFA and back then NAAFA meant National Association AIDING Fat Americans. We at bigger fatter blog believe that Bill's original vision was the correct vision. Making life better for fatlings is really the only goal we should have.



Bigger Fatter Blog has expanding on Bill's vision and instead of being a political organization with a political message our message is one of fat. Aiding fat Americans means accommodating, promoting and enabling obesity and gluttony. We are modeling this movement after other successful movements such as the NAACP and the JDL. Just as Blacks are not apologists for being Blacks and Jews aer not apologists for being Jews we fatlings are not apologists for being fat and gluttonous. That is why Bigger Fatter Blog is getting more page hits than all other FA sites combined.



Big people deserve a big tent. Unlike the man hating angry narrow gate NAAFA style fat acceptance that philosophically  excludes 90% of fatlings; we at Bigger Fattter Blog let in everyone. We are not anti diet, anti feederism or anti male. That alone lets in millions that NAAFA would exclude. We are anti weight loss surgery. Other than that, we are not anti anything.

Drawing by Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog

Gluttony is good. No one, not even MeMe Roth  come up with an argument for why gluttony is not good. We want fat people to know that their gluttony is a good thing. Food kicks ass! Food is love.

One of the greatest pioneers in the new obesity/gluttony promotion movement is "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear of  The Biggest Fattest Blog. LINK Teddy better than anyone illustrates the joys of gluttony and obesity and is in many ways a goodwill ambassador for the new fat acceptance.

We stress the positive. Unlike the NAAFA girls there are men running this show. We aren't always on the rag bitching about something all the time. We are positive fat acceptance and people like it. It really is that simple.

Why Fat Acceptance Has Failed

For anyone who thinks that the FA movement has been a success I have a bridge in Brooklyn that may interest you. What percentage of the fat and obese US population is a member of the FA movement. Is it one percent? NOPE! Is it .5%? Nope it's lower than that. How about .1%? WRONG! Maybe it's .01%? Not even close? According to the data there are less than 10,000 members of the FA movement in he US. There are three "major" groups, NAAFA, ISAA and Bigger Fatter Blog aka New American Fat Acceptance Movement or NAFAM.

NAAFA has been around for over forty years and still nobody takes them seriously. They have been the go to source for the mainstream media to contact when they are presenting a story about obesity or size discrimination but even that is changing because today Fat Bastard and Bigger Fatter Blog is rapidly becoming the go to source on all things fat and it has all happened as a result of the humble blog spot blog. There is a saying in advertising; "It's not the media, it's the message" In a few short years Fat Bastard, Bigger Fatter Blog and its contributors like Rev BLA, Teddy Bear, Belly Boy, The Chef, Rotunda Hindenberg and other too many to mention have sent that message worldwide but more about that later.

Why after over forty years has NAAFA failed to reach the growing legions of lard?

As the waistlines and gluttony of Americans continue to grow with no end is site the size of the fat acceptance movement continues to shrink. Remember when I said it's not the media but rather the message? Fatlings are not buying the NAAFA brand because they know it is bullshit and more than that it is an insult to the intelligence fatlings everywhere.

The biggest flaw in the NAAFA message is the denial of the laws of physics. More specifically it is their denial of the gluttony/obesity connection. I think if one of their heroes suck Paul Campos, Kelly Bliss or Linda Bacon told them that there earth was flat they'd believe. In fact there are more flat Earthers that there are people who take NAAFA seriously. Perhaps that is because the flat Earthers have more credibility.

NAAFA style Fat Acceptance is an all girls club.

That would be fine but there are more overweight men than women. Men are bigger gluttons and there are more of them but men are woefully under represented in today's out dated and silly FA movement. Maybe NAAFA should change its name to NAAFAG. or National Association of Angry Fat American Girls because that's what they are. The NAAFIAN lie a lot and one lie they have told is that Fat Bastard is a misogynist because he has been critical of the fat feminist invasion of the FA movement. Like all straight men Fat Bastard loves lesbians. In fact girl on girl action is his favorite form of porn albeit they are usually skinny chicks.

Fat Bastard loves women. His stance against WLS is very pro woman because most WLS victims are fat girls.

NAAFA's anti diet stance

Susan Power: Lesbian, Feminist, Nutritionist, Weight Loss Guru and no Fat Bastard you can't convert her even with your "educated" tongue.

To NAAFA dieting is a mortal sin and people like Richard Simmons, Jenny Craig, MeMe Roth and Susan Powter are evil incarnate. Susan Powter must really throw them for a loop because Susan Powter is a rug munching man hating feminist just like them with the only difference being is Susan Powter is not a glutton.

Fat people do go on weight loss diets and lose weight. Fat Bastard himself has lost weight and maintained that weight loss for over a year with no effort. NAAFA and site like Big Fat Blog will not allow any diet talk.... AND they call MeMe Roth a Nazi? Not allowing diet talk is like having a church that won't let in sinners. What do they fear? If their arguments were sound you'd think that they would relish the opportunity to exploit these teaching moments.

The exclusion of feederism and the hypocrisy

For a long time the leading feederism site Dimensions Magazine and NAAFA were joined at the hip as well as the genitals. This was probably the golden age of fat acceptance but NAAFA, bowing to the even angrier man hating rug munching fat feminists pressured NAAFA to condemn feederism and fat female heterosexuality. The feederism movement is growing in leaps and bound with very busy sites popping up all over the world. The same cannot be said about the fat acceptance movement which remains in a steep nosedive.

Feederism and fat acceptance belong together. Feederism is a pillar of real fat acceptance. The celebration of gluttony is another pillar. If you want to read rational and intelligent discussions of fat acceptance you can find them here on Bigger Fatter Blog or on Dimensions Magazine. If you go to sites like Big Fat Blog or Fierce Freethinking Fatties all you will read is the same tired malingering, stale arguments and dishonesty that has been the hallmark of NAAFA and its dwindling loony membership.

Real Women Have Curves?

Talk about misogyny! Sheeeesh! Not only is that statement chauvinistic and demeaning to all women it's not even true because if it were true Kelly Bliss would not be a real woman. She'd be a refrigerator with legs and a fat balding head.


Curves or a refrigerator with legs and a head showing male pattern baldness? You tell me?




MeMe Roth on the other hand has some dangerous curves.

I often wonder is MeMe Roth were a man instead of a gorgeous woman if the angry fat girls would be so hateful, vile and catty when talking about her. Dr Oz also talks about the gluttony/obesity connection, childhood obesity and gluttony and the heath consequences to those who choose a gluttonous lifestyle. Fat girls probably get all hot over a skinny guy like Dr Oz. Fat girls see a woman like MeMe Roth and they see red. They never attack MeMe's message and if they gave it some thought they would have some valid arguments but instead they attack MeMe personally. That sort of demagoguery is bad to fat people and bad for the FA movement.

Deep down these fat girls know that MeMe Roth is woman men want to see and the woman that most fat girls including them want to be, so they hate her. She reminds them over everything they can never be such as educated, desirable and classy.

Fierce Freethinking Fatties Attack

As the old fat acceptance grows uglier and uglier dies, ossifies and collapses they take a cheap shot at Bigger Fatter Blog and the new and enlightened fat acceptance movement.

One of our spies has let us know about the latest dastardly assault on Bigger Fatter Blog so Proud FA and I responded. Normally we let these sort of cheap shots slide but we felt that this was a good teaching moment and we also were compelled to defend the honor of this blog and fatling everywhere.

Here is a link to their article smearing me, CG, Bigger Fatter Blog and all fat people who do not deny the gluttony/obesity connection. http://fiercefatties.com/2011/01/24/gitm-5-magnanimous-bastard/#comment-5186

Stop by and give these fake fatties a good dose of fattitude and oink hard at them.

Proud FA fired the first salvo and boy did it hit its mark.

THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH or the FAT!

Proud FA permalink

February 5, 2011 6:03 pm

You just don’t get it. Gluttony is good. This  will never achieve true fat acceptance until fat people stop denying the gluttony connection. That’s right. Calories in vs calories out. It really is that simple. The constant pathological denial of that by the fat acceptance movement is the reason 99.99999999999% of the fatlings in the US are NOT members of the fat acceptance movement. They know that they are gluttons and nobody is supporting their gluttonous behavior.

Bigger Fatter Blog exists to let every waddling sweating tub of guts know that embracing one’s food lust and celebrating it is the true essence of fat acceptance. If you are not accepting the behaviors ie food lust, hedonism, sloth, and greedy gluttony which are the cornerstones of obesity and morbid obesity one cannot truly say that they are a fat acceptor.

It’s easy to accept fat. Fat is a tissue. Being fat is a misnomer. Fat is a noun really. Having a fat body is the truer definition. If you are fat-bodied or a fatling you are the one who caused what you are now. You can either accept your fat body and it’s fat or you can change the behaviors that make you fat bodied if you don’t like all the perks that come with being fat bodied such as, free diabetic supplies, free power chairs, free sleep apnea supplies, free treatment for all the co-morbid conditions that come with the results of gluttony, they you are not a “fat acceptor.”

One of the most telling things about the mental retardation that is the FA movement is the fact that your pathological denial of reality is that you are too brain washed to know if Bigger Fatter Blog is a parody or the real deal. This isn’t surprising in this day and age where honesty and common sense has been replaced with lies and political correctness.

It would appear that a blind brain damaged engineer shined a very bright light on the hypocrisy that is the fat acceptance movement and the medical and weight loss industry. What is even more telling is that Bigger Fatter Blog gets more page views than any other fat acceptance site.

Let’s look at the facts. The fat acceptors of the old FA movement will say that the only people who go to Bigger Fatter Blog are fat haters but the fact is only about 28% of Americans are lean bodied. The fact is 99% of fatlings reject the fat acceptance movement. I will say that again, 99% of fatlings reject the fat acceptance movement!

You’d think that after 40+ years fat acceptance would have caught on but the TRUTH is it has lost membership as the obesity numbers grow. Bigger Fatter Blog is the only fat acceptance movement that is gaining membership and it is gaining membership rapidly. The old NAAFA style FA movement that denies the gluttony/obesity connection is a parody on itself. Bigger Fatter Blog has opened the dining room door to all the fatlings who know that gluttony is the cause of obesity and the cooks are working overtime. Yes indeed, gluttony is GOOD!

Bigger Fatter Blog does not lampoon fatlings at all. It lampoons liars. Fat Bastard is a genius. His Bigger Fatter Blog has done more to help fatlings than anything else. Truth tends to do that. NAAFA with its hypocrisy and dishonesty has done nothing but hurt fatlings. Real gluttonous fatling waddle to BFB because they know they can get the truth there.

I Fat Bastard fired of the next salvo and I blew them out of the water. It was like a flabbalanche on steroids.

Fat Bastard permalink

February 5, 2011 6:48 pm

@ Proud FA,

I could not have said it better myself. It is disheartening to see the FA movement ossify and die under the weight of its own hypocrisy and then resort to lies about me. They have done some LOW things but telling people that I am CG is really bad. If they are not censoring free and reasonable speech they are attacking the messengers who bring that speech. What a bunch of scumbags.

The reason I defended MeMe Roth is because of the vulgar hate speech directed at her. When those jealous fat girls kept calling her a NAZI it gave fat people everywhere another black eye. The only fatlings who hate 

MeMe Roth are jealous fat girls who can’t stand the fact that she’s hot but more than that they can’t stand the fact that she beats them soundly in every debate.

MeMeMeMe it will go something like this:

Fat Bastard: MeMe you hot tamale, I Fat Bastard speak for all gluttonous fatlings and I would like to know what you have against gluttony other than the negative effects on health and perceived negative economic impact?

MeMe: Fat Bastard, you big hunk of sexy man meat, nothing! After the show will you take me for a ride on your power chair and allow me to have my way with you? I love men that have bigger tits than me.

Fat Bastard: No problem MeMe but if we go to dinner, you’re buying.

MeMe: It would be my treat to watch you eat. I’m getting wet just thinking about it.

Fox News cuts to a commercial as fat boy Neil Cavuto blushes.

Thanks for posting a link to Bigger Fatter Blog. I will return the favor so that my readers can leave Bigger Fatter Blog the home of fierce free stinking fatties and come here are read the sophistries of fiercely unthinking fatties.

OINK!

Another reason why the jealous fat girls if the old and dying FA movement hate me is because I have defended MeMe Roth on several occasions form their venomous and catty assaults. Sure, I have fat boy lust for MeMe but that is not the reason why I have defended her. By defending her I am defending the honor and integrity of gluttons everywhere. Sure I would like to have MeMe as my significant other BUT and it's a BIG BUTT; MeMe is happily married to a really decent guy and why should they be happy. MeMe is the kind of  woman that men want to see and that angry fat girls want to be. I can only hope that her hubby gets all blubbery and has a heart attack or something. Fat chance of that happening. Hell, I'd even eat healthy if I had a hot woman like her. Women like her are almost better than junk food.

MEME ROTH IS BRAINS AND BEAUTY - THE BANE OF EVERY JEALOUS FAT GIRL

The angry jealous fat girls hate women like MeMe but in their hypocrisy the won't bang fat guys like me but their shallowness gets even worse. They are so blinded with hate for skinny women that they are unable to see why I, Fat Bastard can respect MeMe as a person even though I disagree with her views. It's sort of like James Carville and Mary Matlin. The angry jealous fat girls are so full of maniacal rage that just the sight of MeMe, a hot thinling makes them foam at the mouth like Nancy Grace but when they hear about a fat boy like me finding her attractive and showing her some respect they fly into a blind rage and become unable to think. It is as though they were at a free all you can eat buffet - it becomes and deadly feeding frenzy and they go after MeMe like a pack of 300 pound Pitbulls. I may be a fat gluttonous waddling tub of goo but I am still a gentleman and I will defend a lady.

MEME ROTH - Men want to see her. Women want to be her!

True fat acceptance is size acceptance but we all have our preferences. I Fat Bastard like skinny women who are really bright while for a long time my best friend and blog partner Proud FA only porked fat girls who were not always the sharpest cheddar but to each their own.

 Because of this scurrilous attack by the jealous and rabid fat girls at Fierce Freethinking Fatties I will post some more pictures of hot looking skinny women like MeMe just to piss them off and remind them of what they are never going to be.

Fat girls hate Calista

 Hate her cause she's skinny. That's the motto of the old fat acceptance movement.

Sorry jealous fat girls they are both real women. Get over the fact that most men prefer the one on the left.

It is sacrilege for anyone in the FA movement to say things like, obesity will shorten your lifespan of that real men prefer lean women like MeMe Roth. That's why the hate MeMe.

This IS a real woman and YES she has CURVES!

Do my eyes deceive me or does she have curves too?

Reality Check: Jealous fat girls like to call women who were a size 0 anorexics, skanks, skinny bitches, bone and the like to call the men who love them dogs. These same nasty fat girls like to think that Marilyn Monroe was a fatty when in fact Marilyn Monroe would wear today's size 0 and 00.

Marilyn Monroe:  Click Here For Her Dress Size
Height: 5 feet 5½ inchesBust: 35-37 inches
Waist: 22-23 inches
Hips: 35-36 inches
Bra size: 36D

The egoistic jealous fat girls of the old fat acceptance movement love to say that "real" women have curves. that is about as  fattist, hateful and chauvinistic as it gets. Here is an example of what they think has curves.

Refrigerators don't have curves!

Fat Chrstians: A Pray In

Because Bigger Fatter Blog welcomes all fatlings regardless of their race color creed and national origin we thought it would be a good idea to invite Christians to a Bigger Fatter Blog for an ongoing pray in. After all most Americans are Christians so this is our ecumenical outreach to Christians everywhere.  We  will be tackling  the problem of disease suffering and illness that plagues both fatlings and thinlings alike.

Many People Think That Jesus Lied About Prayer

    Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for anything through prayer and receive it.  He even goes so far as to say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by praying for it. Many people think this is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie by any believer.  "Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity right away", They say.  Or better yet they ask God to move the mountains behind their house.  He could make a lot of converts that way. So we at Bigger Fatter Blog are offering Christians of all sizes this opportunity to end all suffering the world and to get some converts in the bargain. 

OK Christians, Prove the Naysayers Wrong

    Here are the quotes from Jesus that some say proves that he lied:

    1)  And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen.  "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive."  (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)

    2)  Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)

    3)  Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven.  For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst.  (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)

    4)  Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him.  Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours.  (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)

    5)  And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)

    6)  And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.  If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.  (John 14:13-14 NAB)

    7)  If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you.  (John 15:7 NAB)

    8)  It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you.  (John 15:16 NAB)

    9)  On that day you will not question me about anything.  Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you.  Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete.  (John 16:23-24 NAB)

The above verses are unequivocal. If people ask for ANYTHING Jesus says God will deliver.

CHRISTIANS START YOUR PRAYING! 

ATT: BFB READERS! 

Please inform all the Christians you know to spread the word about this pray in. Here are some links to Christian forum as we at BFB ask that you visit those forums and post a link and the article.
http://www.christianforums.com/ 

http://www.christianforums.net/ 

http://www.gracecentered.com

http://www.worthychristianforums.com/

http://www.christianforumsite.com/

http://www.talkjesus.com/

HAES Out FATT In!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with HAES; it is a twisted sophistry of the old NAAFA style fat acceptance movement and it means Health At Every Size. We all know that's bullshit. HAES was started by Linda Bacon PhD and in her case PhD stands for Piled Higher and Deeper.


Linda Bacon PhD and proponent of HAES

Why is HAES bullshit?

It's really pretty simple.You can't be healthy by eating unhealthy food and you can't get fat if all you eat is healthy food. The last part needs some explaining so I will use CG Brady's Subway sandwich analogy. A footlong veggie Subway submarine sandwich contains about 500 calories. It would take four of them just to maintain 140 pounds of body weight on a sedentary woman. Fatlings are simply too lazy to do all that chewing and if they exercised as Linda Bacon suggests they would need at least five!

F.A.T.T. means Food All The Time.

Fake Food

Real Food

First, we need to use the fatling's definition of food. Most fruits and all vegetables do not fit the fatling's definition of food. To a fatling vegetables are what food eats. There are exceptions like beer, wine, corn chips and fries but in their raw and unprocessed state fruits and vegetables are not considered palatable food by most fatlings.

Food All The Time or FATT simply means to eat all the time which very much like the Grazenhiemer method with the exception that FATT is not just for gaining but it is also for maintaining. When the glutton their FSP or Food Saturation Point the are at their maintenance level. People Jennifer Portnick, Kelly Bliss and Linda Bacon erroneously refer to this as a fatling's metabolic set point but in reality, it is the FSP or Food Saturation Point.


HAES advocate Kelly Bliss


HAES advocate Jennifer Portnick


FATT advocate Fat Bastard

My advice to all you reluctant gluttons out there is to get FATT and get fat.

NOTE: FATT is pretty much like EATT or Eat All The Time aka The Grazenhiemer Method.

UPDATE! I, Fat Bastard am in negotiations with Kelly Bliss. She's the HAES and fat & fit advocate who goes on news shows and gets spanked soundly by MeMe Roth. I would love to spank MeMe Roth but that's another story. I sent Kelly Bliss the following missive:

Let's break this down into objective and irrefutable reality.

Fat people's bodies are not defying the laws of physics. Here is an example. The most weight a sedentary woman can maintain on 2000 calories a day is 140 lbs there are no genetic or metabolic glitches that can change that.I know that the diet industry prattles on about boosting one's metabolism but that is mostly a myth. The truth is the most the basal metabolic rate can vary is in individuals of the same age weight and gender is 35 calories a day. That is cold hard science and that proof is immutable.

Obese people are not healthy. If we exercise we will be less unhealthy. Caloric poisoning has many consequences. Just the toll excess weight take on the joints is devastating. Many of us have sleep apnea. Many of us have enlarged hearts and diabetes and exercise will not cure that.

Arguing that being fat is not unhealthy for most people is absurd. Fat people know that. We know it's absurd.

Bigger Fatter Blog represents the New Fat Acceptance. Our philosophy is simple. Gluttony is good. Sure it will shorten our lives significantly but quality beats quantity every time. We fatlings love food above all else and it is high time we admit and celebrate it.

It was very disheartening watching our nemesis MeMe Roth handle you and Joy Nash on Fox. She held back. I have a wicked crush on MeMe. As you probably know it's very difficult if not impossible for a really fat guy to have sex with a really fat girl. Thank Belly God for internet porn! LOL That is why women who look like MeMe appeal to a lummox like me. Also, skinny women have far lower "self-esteem"  than fat ones. That's why the are skinny. If you don't believe me just read the stuff those pro-ana women write on their blogs. The love me, Fat Bastard and they come to my blog to find balance.

You have good math skills. Here are the numbers for a sedentary woman age 30.

    * Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1357 calories per day
    * Typical daily activities: 678 calories per day

    * Total calories burned: 2036 per day

Kelly, the fat acceptance movement need a rooster in the hen house. NAAFA is a joke. Even fat people make fun of them. You would think after 40 years they would have educated everyone by now.

You are pushing the idea that health can be achieved at ANY size. That can't even pass the giggle test. The body has weight limits.

I have challenged MeMe Roth in the next Boston Marathon. I will beat her. I have a modified Jazzy Powerchair. She'll be eating my dust and whiffing my fat man musk. AND..when I cross the finish line way before her I will turn around and lick her up and let her ride in style on my big soft belly.


Yours in fat, 


Fat Bastard

UPDATE NUMBER TWO:

Because I don't have Kelly's permission to publish her missives to me I will only publish what I have written to here and ask the BFB readers to read between the lines and draw their own conclusions. Let is suffice to say that Miss Bliss is not ready to accept the immutable reality that all fatlings are gluttons. This denial of the obesity gluttony connection by the heavyweights in the fat acceptance movement has been the main reason why the movement has sputtered for years. The only way to liberate fatlings is to let them know that GLUTTONY IS GOOD!



Miss Bliss,

Drop the wounded fat girl act and phony moral outrage and look up the meaning of the word pathological as well as the last part of that word which is logical. Meme Roth kicked your butt and she's a friggin zealot but she's honest and factual.

Why are you denying the science? If men at 2500 calories a day the most they could weigh is about 155 pounds and if women ate 2000 a day the most they could weigh is 140. MeMe knows this scientific certainly and I think you know it as well. If you two debate again and she brings out that fact it will be game sat and match for you and the FA movement and HAES. I don't know why she hasn't checkmated your logical fallacies.

I would like to invite both you and MeMe to Bigger Fatter Blog to hash this point out once and for all. 

We need to cut through the histrionics surrounding obesity and gluttony and stick to the science. Gluttony is the cause of obesity and you and I both know it. Some people see gluttony as a moral failing but even the Bible which hates everything says that God loves fat and gluttonous people. Here is the supporting scripture that I use when people pass judgment on us fatlings.

What the Bible says about Fat People

First of all, it is important to understand that God really likes fat. So I suppose he likes fat people, too. (He's probably overweight himself.)

    All the fat is the Lord's. -- Leviticus 3:16

Even God's sword is fat (and bloody).

    The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness. -- Isaiah 34:6

God even likes fat animals. He plans to feed people to them to make them nice and fat.

    Thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field ... Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth ... And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you. -- Ezekiel 39:17-19

God makes the diligent fat. (Lazy people are always skinny.)

    The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 13:4

God makes liberals fat, too. (I guess religious liberals should be the fattest of all.)

    The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25

If you put your trust in God, he will make you fat.

    He that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 28:25

Being fat is is sure sign of righteousnous in the eyes of God.

    The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14

Yours in Fat,


Fat Bastard

Reverend Burn aka Reverend Big Lard Ass Developer of EATT and the Grazenhiemer Method

NOTE: Only truly faithful fatlings are able to see the image of Big Lard Ass

We at Bigger Fatter Blog will be posting more tips and tricks on how to incorporate F.A.T.T. into your life so become a follower of Fat Bastard's Bigger Fatter Blog so that you can learn more. Special guests like Proud Plumpette, The Chef, Dr, Gerald "Teddy" Bear, Belly Boy, and the Rev Big Lard Ass with be offering their expert advice on how you can make FATT part of your life.