Fatspiration: A salute to Teddy Bear

As many of you know there is a pro anorexia movement. The unenlightened jealous man hating fat girls in the old fat acceptance movement make a big deal about it. The pretend to care about these young ladies who starve themselves and greatly exaggerate the number of deaths caused by a genetic disorder called anorexia nervousa. In reality there are between 65 and 200 deaths per year from anorexia according to the CDC's Office of Rare Diseases. As a fat rights advocate and obesity promoter it would be hypocritical of me to insult, chastise or judge people in the pro ana movement. Just as Proud FA like to in his word "pork" fat women, I, Fat Bastard like em skinny. As a greedy fat gluttonous bastard I like skinny chick because they have low self esteem unlike fat women who have very high self esteem. Being that skinny chicks have low self esteem I can get them to have sex with me and sometimes I don't even have to pay them.

Teddy Bear is perhaps the greatest voice in the new fat acceptance movement. While Teddy's expertise is in gaining, fat anatomy, soma types and obesity health and nutrition he too is a strong advocate for fat rights and obesity for all America. It is people like Teddy Bear who have helped create this nation of obese and greedy gluttons. This year 400,000 of us will eat ourselves to death and that number is growing in leaps and pounds thanks to people like Kelly Bliss, NAAFA founder Bill Fabrey, Conrad Blickenstorfer feederism's philosopher king, our own ProudFA aka the Dean of Feederism, the lovely Joy Nash, Big Fat Dynamo, and the list goes on. All these people have recieved accolades but now it is time to salute the NEXT BIG THING in fat acceptance let's have a big cyber round of applause for Biggest Fattest Blog owner and inspiration to all of use in the NEW fat accpetance movement soon to be the fattest man on earth TEDDY BEAR!! For those of you who don't know it Teddy Bear is going to be the fattest man on earth. What greater representative for the NEW fat acceptance than having a man that will make Michael Habrenko or the late Hambone look like a stuck boy.

Teddy in honor of you Bigger Fatter Blog presents this pictorial essay;


A mere stick boy compared to what Teddy Bear WILL become!

HA HA HA show off, even now Teddy makes you look like the runt of the litter.


OK Twiggy enough with the horizontal stripes. You are not fooling anyone!



Finally a worthy challenger. Mexicans really are hard workers and this guy is proof!


Michael Hebranko Brookhaven sellout. WHAT A WIMP!

Teddy, I hope you enjoy these images and please know that we at Bigger Fatter Blog have confidence that you will beat these bean poles. Eat EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!


EAT!


EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT


LADIES AND GENTLEMAN and FELLOW FATLINGS; LET ME PRESENT: Obesity Pioneer, Visionary, Obesity Nutritionist, Fat Assed Sissy boy, Blogging Genius, Artist, Author, Gaining and Gluttony Guru, Fat Rights Activist, Obesity Promoter and soon the next holder of the Guiness Book of World Records world fattest human, your friend and ours the immortal, from the great state of Texas, Texas Jew boy... TEDDY BEAR!!

From Teddy's Biggest Fattest Blog:

http://the-biggest-fattest-blog.blogspot.com/?zx=f03f60285af2bb43

What I Hope To Achieve

Right now I weigh about 400 pounds. The cartoon drawings of myself depicts the level of super super obesity that I most sincerely hope to achieve someday, to set a new worlds record!

FAT HATE BONANZA!

I really had some apprehension about posting this hateful garbage that I found online on a message board. I will not post the addy of the site because I don't want to give them any free publicity but let it suffice to say this was on a fitness site. We all know how cruel funny those roid monkeys can be.

I am still so flabbergasted at the cruel mockery of these lovely BBW's that I remain at a loss for words. Perhaps Teddy and Fat Bastard can talk me down but right now I am livid!!! I will add more editorial comments regarding this smudge on fat people and the movement. So watch for this article to change. I am sure Fat Bastard will want to add his outrage to this abomination.

Upon further reflection and a good talking down from Teddy Bear, I have regained my composure. I have spoken with Fat Bastardo and he reminded me that no one ever rushes to a fat man's defense the way I rushed to the defense of these much maligned  ladies food sluts. Fat men have feelings too and they also suffer the cruel ridicule persecution that fat women suffer. I suppose if a bunch of skinny skanks attractive slender women like Me Me Roth and her band of fat haters started a similar thread about fat men people would laugh and think it was OK.

For Men Only (this is serious man stuff)

I am sure some of you put on the beer goggles and porked a fatty. Luckily I got married before most women got fat. I have porked a few voluptuous babes but I have never porked a pig but I bet some of you younger guys have. As men, we all have a minimum standard. Clearly minimum standards have declined given the obesity crisis. Lots of standards have declined because of the obesity crisis.

When it comes to women and sex, what is your minimum standard? In other words how fat does she have to be to make Mr Happy recoil and shrivel up out of fear?

Pick the ones you would do. Then pick the ones you would need beer goggles for. Then pick the ones you would do for a million bucks. Then pick the ones you would rather die than 
pork.





 I'd hit that!


Patty Perhaps I'd hit that.

                                                                 Chubberella


Brenda Buffet


Gormanda Sealpup


Maida Ham

Fatty Baluca

                                                                  Panni Pannicula

                                                       Largina Crush

       
                                                    Rotunda Hindenberg





Orca Porka Is this male or female? I can't tell!

Dora Doritos She has an extra body part!

                                                                 HOLY SHIT!

And a double hernia!

TIME FOR THE ANTIDOTE!

A lot of you just threw up in your mouths so here are some images to clear your palate.

Brits Hate Tits

Leave it to those big eared buck toothed bastard Brits to stigmatize boy boobs.

Once again those pencil necked Euro"peons" across the pond purposely purloin the perky male boobs (moobs) of pudgy pubescent boys. Instead of telling boys to accept their jiggly jugs of joy British butchers (surgeons) are lining their pockets by deboobing bulky boys....BOO! And shame on you Briton.

Sorry England but American men love their moobs. If you want to get rid of some male boobs I suggest you start with Parliament. American men are fine with their moobs. Even skinny guys are electing to get moob jobs. America leads the world when it comes to silicone beef-ups. If you don't believe me look at these ta tas. and these massive melons.

If you Brit twits think moobs are unmanly I would suggest you step into the ring with these two American originals Big Vicera and The Butterbean. Either one of them would crush your Lennox Lewis.

Big Vicera WWE's other "Sexual Chocolate" and American original "The Butterbean" These men are role models for American boys everywhere. You Brits can can keep your bean pole models like tawdry twit Twiggy and your freakish Boy George, we have real beauties like the Queen of Soul Miss Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley. Any red blooded American man would take Aretha any day.


Emaciated English tart! Classic American Beauty!


Kirstie Alley SMOKIN HOT!

The Brits need to learn a little R E S P E C T ! and maybe they will realize they are a Chain Chain Chain of Fools. Massive male mammary glands or mits as the Brits call them, are simply a natural occurrence that happens as a result of estrogen. Fat men simply have more estrogen and less testosterone due to their fat. That should be looked on as a good thing. I am sure Teddy Bear, a leading expert on the morphing effects of male obesity will offer his vast expertise in the comment section regarding the formation of moobs, estrogen and the emasculating effects of obesity on men.

I have posted the article from one of England's biased state run tabloids. The article was written by some British quack MD and proponent of their failed socialized medical care. Once again, SHAME ON YOU ENGLAND! Once again USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Please comment.

Phases of the Moob

By Dr KEITH HOPCROFT
Sun Health columnist

Published: 21 May 2008

MAN-BOOBS are the latest cause of anxiety for body-conscious teens.

Doctors at Alder Hey Hospital in Liverpool have reported a growing number of BOYS wanting breast surgery to reshape their “moobs”. Experts blame the increase in gynaecomastia – a condition in which males develop breasts – on soaring obesity rates.

Surgeon Christian Duncan, who has operated on 20 lads in the past year, says: “These are firm breasts – something a woman would be proud of.”

But Sun doctor Keith Hopcroft reckons top-heavy teen boys just need to exercise more.

Here – alongside our guide to see how you measure up – he explains why.

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A BREAST epidemic is every adolescent boy’s dream. But not when it’s the boys who are affected – and especially if it’s starting to overwork our plastic surgeons. It’s not all bad news, though. For starters, the label “moobs” sounds pretty harmless, and rightly so, because they are rarely caused by anything serious. It’s also a cuter word than mockers or mits. And, although the docs are worried about those boy-boob jobs, it’s worth crunching some numbers. About 65 per cent of 14-year-olds suffer breast swelling. Yet Alder Hey plastic surgeons operated on only 20 last year.

Conclusion? Most boys avoid the knife. Perhaps moobs are just getting more publicity – and more ops may mean that rather than the problem getting worse, blokes are happier to seek help? So let’s get a grip. Starting with the moobs themselves. If they feel like lumps of fat, they probably are. Especially if you are, too – because being overweight is a common cause.

The other type of moob involves a firm disc of genuine breast tissue. The cause here is a hormone imbalance – hence the link with puberty.Excess lard plays a role, too, by boosting your “female” hormones.

In most cases, gynaecomastia goes on its own. There’s rarely any underlying problem, though use of cannabis or anabolic steroids or medication side-effects can be a cause.So what do you do if you’re joining the moob masses?


Konan the Boobarian!

Answer: Exercise more and eat less – weight loss will deflate most moobs. A visit to the doc is reasonable if you have other symptoms, but you can expect reassurance and a lifestyle makeover long before you get anywhere near a scalpel.

ATT BFB Readers: If you do just the opposite you can maintain and grow your moobs AKA massive male mammary glands!

Gallery of more man boobs.

 
 Manly Melons!



 Simon says MOOBS!

 Jugs for JEEEEEEsus!

SMOOOOOOOOOTH!




The only falsies here is what comes out of his mouth. Newt is a real man boob!



Come on Governor Huckabee we know you bloated the Arkansas state budget with your greedy and Godly fat boy gluttony now let's see your massive minister moobs.


This man boob Ann/Mann Coulter needs a breast beef up. Show her some of that famous compassionate conservatism and donate some of your Godly Republican boob blubber to her before she shoots someone.