FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

Hey Google, George W Bush says fuck you you unAmerican commies!

 
GOOGLE has placed this warning on Bigger Fatter Blog:

Fat Bastard's Granny Baker says, FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

Content Warning

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Those fuckers are effectively censoring this blog based on the fact that some people ie man hating NAAFA cunts with yeast infection don't like the Bigger Fatter Blog and the NEW and inclusive fat acceptance movement.

Google has decided to put a warning on this blog based on a few complaints of some jealous mouthy cunts who hate fat men and skinny women. Shame on you Google for your lack of backbone.

I ask my readers to complain to Google about this fucking retarded policy and I apologize to those of you who came here looking for BBW porn and not finding any.

Political correctness IS censorship. Those pussified lap dogs at Google have bowed to political correctness.

SHAME ON YOU GOOGLE!

Even Jesus says, FUCK YOU GOOGLE!

Johnny Cash always thought Google should go fuck itself!

Even with a broken hand Hillary flips off the Google thugs!

So outraged Bush flips the bird to Google again.

Why This is Censorship Bad

Many pro ana girls read Bigger Fatter Blog and as a result they find a cure for their starvation. We don't judge these girls and we are nice to them so they find Bigger Fatter Blog a safe place to fall.

We also teach people who can not reach mammoth proportions ways to moderate their gluttony and we let Fatlings know that it is OK to to lose weight.

We warn fatlings about the dangers of weight loss surgery.

We have an international following with a large percentage of readers coming from the Middle East. Our policy has always been peace through food and gluttony. With this warning our Arab friends are now unable to access Bigger Fatter Blog. Now Bigger Fatter Blog cannot do its roll to help President Obama bring peace ti the Middle East.

Watch your fucking step Google. I'm the commander in Chief, a close personal friend of Fat Bastard and a follower of Bigger Fatter Blog!

Yes it's true. Like the Chef, another man of color, President Obama likes hitting a big booty and lucky for him he has the first lady... butt he still appreciates Bigger Fatter Blog and as leader of the free world he want Arab men to see the beauty of BBW booty.

The Upside 

Traffic to Bigger Fatter Blog is up WAY UP because of this warning but this is not the point. We welcome out new readers but they are not our audience. Our audience are fatlings who need a voice for their gluttony and obese lifestyle. While we have nothing against BBW porn and the people who like BBW  porn they are not our target audience but they are more than welcome.

For are new readers:

Proud FA's Guide to Gaining and Maintaining

As the Dean of Feederism it was important for me to know exactly how much to feed a female fatling to plump her up and keep her plumped. Now that I am with Thinnette I have been reading some pro anorexia blogs in order to gain a greater understanding of gaining and maintaining. This will not be my most exciting article but I feel it is important for both pretty plump gainers and those lovely lovely thinlings guys like Fat Bastard and I adore and love to bone.

It's All About the Calories Stupid!

In spite of what the mean, jealous and angry girls in the old FA movement would like you to believe gaining and maintaining is all about calories in vs calories out. If you want to get fat you simply have to eat more food high in calories. If you want to lose weight you simply need to eat less calories. If you want to maintain you need to eat the correct about of calories.

Tips and Tricks

1. Eat a lot but don't eat often. While this may sound counter intuitive, it isn't. Eating actually increases your metabolic rate and it keeps you from being ravenously hungry.

2. Don't move anymore that you absolutely must. Moving burns precious calories.

3. While you cannot avoid all fruits and vegetable remember that fiber takes up space and it take a lot of energy to digest. If you get constipated have your feeder give you a laxative or an enema. Enemas are fun.

4 If I have said it once I have said it 10000000 times - FAT FATTENS BEST! Fat contains a whooping 9 calories per gram whereas carbohydrates and proteins contain a paltry 4 calories per gram.

5. Sleep a with a blanket or at least a sheet over you. Your giant body surface loses massive amounts of of heat. Heat = Calories!

6. Use your diabetes! Take a little extra insulin to spike your appetite.

7. Look for fast food bargains and specials.

8. Replace your half & half with cream.

9. Watch the Food Network of Fatspiration.

10. Find a good food delivery service.

Now for some truly non-thinspirational words from our good friend friend Coach Gains.


Coach Nestor Gains: Nobel Prize and Taco Bell Prize winning eating coach.

If you see a pound's been lost, don't give up at any cost. KEEP ON EATING! - Coach Gains

EAT! - Coach Gains

1 2 3 4 you can eat a whole lot more. 5 6 7 8 hurry up and clean your plate. - Coach Gains

Enough with the rabbit food; vegetables are what food eats. - Coach Gains

Welcome to the Metabolic Ballpark!

Ladies first.



Here are the metabolic numbers for slightly active women age 35. If you are older than 35 the numbers will be slightly lower and if you are younger than 35 the numbers will be slightly higher. The same holds true for men.

At 100 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 960 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 480 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 1440 per day

At 120 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1152 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 576 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 1728 per day

At 140 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1344 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 672 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 2016 per day

At 160 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1344 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 672 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 2016 per day

At 180 pounds... a mere pup

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1728 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 864 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 2592 per day

At 200 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1920 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 960 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 2880 per day

At 220 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2112 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1056 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 3168 per day

At 240 pounds...... Now you're getting the idea!

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2304 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1152 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 3456 per day

At 260 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2496 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1248 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 3744 per day

At 280 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2688 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1344 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 4032 per day

At 300 pounds...... You've come a long way baby!

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2880 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1440 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 4320 per day

At 350 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 3360 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1680 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 5040 per day

At 400 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 3840 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1920 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 5761 per day

At 450 pounds.... True dedication!

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 4320 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 2160 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 6481 per day

At 500 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 4800 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 2400 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 7201 per day

At 600 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 5761 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 2880 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 8641 per day

At 700 pounds PERFECTION!

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 6721 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 3360 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 10081 per day

Gentlemen, it's your turn.

Note. Men have slightly higher metabolic rates than women.

At 160 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1706 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 853 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 2560 per day

At 180 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1920 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 960 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 2880 per day

At 200 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2133 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1066 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 3200 per day

At 220 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2347 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1173 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 3520 per day

At 240 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2560 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1280 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 3840 per day

At 260 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2773 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1386 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 4160 per day

At 280 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 2987 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1493 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 4480 per day

At 300 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 3200 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1600 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 4800 per day

At 350 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 3734 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 1867 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 5601 per day

At 400 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 4267 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 2133 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 6401 per day

At 450 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 4800 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 2400 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 7201 per day

At 500 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 5334 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 2667 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 8001 per day

At 600 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 6401 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 3200 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 9601 per day

At 700 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 7468 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 3734 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 11202 per day

At 800 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 8534 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 4267 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 12802 per day

At 900 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 9601 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 4800 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 14402 per day

At 1000 pounds

• Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 10668 calories per day
• Typical daily activities: 5334 calories per day
• Total calories burned: 16002 per day

100 pound woman.


600 pound woman with 170 pound man.


1000 pound man.

I hope our readers find this somewhat bland but data filled article useful. Weight loss guru CG Brady recommends that dieters restrict their calories no lower than their basal metabolic rate so I suppose it would follow that gainers should increase their calories to double the basal metabolic rate. I will defer to the more erudite and esteemed "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear for an expert recommendation. After all he is the world's foremost authority on science of gaining. Watch the comment section for "Dr" Bear's wisdom.

Fatspiration vs Thinspiration: Fatspo vs Thinspo

As our many readers know, Fat Bastard is still off his feed.


Fat Bastard still battered and bruised!

His weight loss is slowing but he is still losing weight at about 2 pounds per week. We have tried many thing to get Fat Bastard to pig out and and get back to his porcine proportions. As a last ditch effort I took a page from the pro anorexia movement but instead of posting "thinspirational" images I thought that FATspirational would do the trick along with some reverse fatspo.

Fat Bastard loss of appetite is a mystery that is baffling his friends and family. His damn dummy doctors will not order tests to see what's wrong and are suggesting that his problem is psychological. We think his problem is organic. We have discussed this with CG Brady who did counsel Fat Bastard of weight loss and ways to moderate his gluttony so their is a possibility that psychological factors may be part of the equation but Dr Brady only had a few very brief phone and e-mail sessions with Fat Bastard and he did not detect any reduction in Fat Bastard's fattitude but he does think the two recent health scares could be part of it but he also believes that the medication errors and possibly head trauma from Fat Bastard's tumble down the escalator may have started this disturbing chain chain of events. We may end up having to settle for a tubby Fat Bastard instead of the fat Fat Bastard that we all know and love.

We are looking for a fat friendly doctor to testify to Fat Bastard's mental state before and after the trauma he suffered as a result of all the medical mistakes that nearly killed him.

Here is an oldie but goodie titled Gluttony IS Good that may provide some FATspiration for Fat Bastard and gainers.

http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/gluttony-is-good.html

EAT! A pensive and concerned fatling offers advice.


Proof that HAES and intuitive eating works. This happy fatling is getting ready to fly away. Coma gordo comer y no dejar de comer siempre!


Stop being so modest! You've got it! Flaunt it!




EAT FAT BASTARD! Do you want to look like this stick boy?


Fat Perfection!


A mere pup!

You too could have this back breast action!


If you get fat Fat Bastard I'll let you bone me!

If you eat enough, you too can have a front ass!


You can do it buddy!


FEED YOUR FACE!




She won't share! Why should you? EAT IT ALL and more!


FOOD MAKES US HAPPY! YEA FOOD!



You know you want to.... EAT!


I prescribe FOOD!


EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT.... It's either that or the dreaded feeding tube!
EAT DAMN YOU!

Fatspiration: A salute to Teddy Bear

As many of you know there is a pro anorexia movement. The unenlightened jealous man hating fat girls in the old fat acceptance movement make a big deal about it. The pretend to care about these young ladies who starve themselves and greatly exaggerate the number of deaths caused by a genetic disorder called anorexia nervousa. In reality there are between 65 and 200 deaths per year from anorexia according to the CDC's Office of Rare Diseases. As a fat rights advocate and obesity promoter it would be hypocritical of me to insult, chastise or judge people in the pro ana movement. Just as Proud FA like to in his word "pork" fat women, I, Fat Bastard like em skinny. As a greedy fat gluttonous bastard I like skinny chick because they have low self esteem unlike fat women who have very high self esteem. Being that skinny chicks have low self esteem I can get them to have sex with me and sometimes I don't even have to pay them.

Teddy Bear is perhaps the greatest voice in the new fat acceptance movement. While Teddy's expertise is in gaining, fat anatomy, soma types and obesity health and nutrition he too is a strong advocate for fat rights and obesity for all America. It is people like Teddy Bear who have helped create this nation of obese and greedy gluttons. This year 400,000 of us will eat ourselves to death and that number is growing in leaps and pounds thanks to people like Kelly Bliss, NAAFA founder Bill Fabrey, Conrad Blickenstorfer feederism's philosopher king, our own ProudFA aka the Dean of Feederism, the lovely Joy Nash, Big Fat Dynamo, and the list goes on. All these people have recieved accolades but now it is time to salute the NEXT BIG THING in fat acceptance let's have a big cyber round of applause for Biggest Fattest Blog owner and inspiration to all of use in the NEW fat accpetance movement soon to be the fattest man on earth TEDDY BEAR!! For those of you who don't know it Teddy Bear is going to be the fattest man on earth. What greater representative for the NEW fat acceptance than having a man that will make Michael Habrenko or the late Hambone look like a stuck boy.

Teddy in honor of you Bigger Fatter Blog presents this pictorial essay;


A mere stick boy compared to what Teddy Bear WILL become!

HA HA HA show off, even now Teddy makes you look like the runt of the litter.


OK Twiggy enough with the horizontal stripes. You are not fooling anyone!



Finally a worthy challenger. Mexicans really are hard workers and this guy is proof!


Michael Hebranko Brookhaven sellout. WHAT A WIMP!

Teddy, I hope you enjoy these images and please know that we at Bigger Fatter Blog have confidence that you will beat these bean poles. Eat EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!


EAT!


EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT


LADIES AND GENTLEMAN and FELLOW FATLINGS; LET ME PRESENT: Obesity Pioneer, Visionary, Obesity Nutritionist, Fat Assed Sissy boy, Blogging Genius, Artist, Author, Gaining and Gluttony Guru, Fat Rights Activist, Obesity Promoter and soon the next holder of the Guiness Book of World Records world fattest human, your friend and ours the immortal, from the great state of Texas, Texas Jew boy... TEDDY BEAR!!

From Teddy's Biggest Fattest Blog:

http://the-biggest-fattest-blog.blogspot.com/?zx=f03f60285af2bb43

What I Hope To Achieve

Right now I weigh about 400 pounds. The cartoon drawings of myself depicts the level of super super obesity that I most sincerely hope to achieve someday, to set a new worlds record!