This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
Start with tasty fattening like sweet tea or other foods that have calories for your body.
Examine your current eating habit and stop consuming those with negative effects on your weight gain plan.
Find a book of calories and learn what type of food that will help you gain weight.
Sit.
Invest in food delivery service.
Watch your consumption of foods that have a lot of fiber, eat refined sugar and fat, resist temptations to snack on vegetables, and whole grains. Increase fatty red meat. Eat with ferocity.
Super-size your dinner plate, the more food that is served to you, the more you will eat. The same goes for liquid with the exception of water. Avoid water!
Frequent napping daily for 30 to 45 minutes. Buy a pedometer and aim for under 100 steps a day.
Find opportunities to conserve calories by taking the elevator and get others to run errands for you.
Eat quickly and excitedly, if you eat too slowly your brain will eventually tell you that you are no longer hungry.
Drink lots of heavy cream, at least 8 glasses a day.
Nap and doze frequently.
When doing your groceries, pick hig-fat foods, like milk, cheese, cream, butter , yogurt etc.
Snack on fruits, candied apples and chocolate covered raisins.
Eat more at home and have your meals delivered.
Be mindful of your salad dressing, the type and how much and pour it on liberally.
People tend to under-eat when they are depressed or stressed, so be mindful to indulge in comfort-food when you feel down.
Place notes at strategic locations for eg on the fridge door that reminds you that you are trying to gain weight.
Reward yourself after each weekly success. Indulge and pig-out
Make a list of all the yummy foods that you crave and tend to binge on and eat as many of those foods as you can get your greedy paws on.
Make a list of clothes that will look good on you once you gain weight.
The above are my tips. As a fat guy they are good tips but I Fat Bastard and a mere pup compared to the great Belly Boy. Here are his gaining tips. I have to defer to his expertise just as I Fat Bastard defer to "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear's expertise in fields like fat studies, fat soma types and bariatric nutrition.
Belly Boy's Gaining Tips!
2) Always have some cigarettes after each meal in order to aid the digestive process. Green tea is for health nuts.
1) Have your butler give you a massage before you eat, to stimulate your appetite. 3) Take healthy dumps whenever the need arises, so that you have more room for food. 4) Butter is your buddy
. 5) Lard is your lover. 6) Fried is your friend. 7) Looks can be deceiving, always read food labels to make sure you are using the highest quality ingredients when cooking. More calories and fat content means higher quality. The nutrition labels are meant for thinlings, so adjust the percentages accordingly. You should be eating at least 20,000 calories every day. 8) Don't be afraid to waddle around in order to work up a bigger appetite. I know this sounds like it wouldn't work but it does. You don't want to become completely immobile because there are many disadvantages and it is not as fun as it sounds when you fantaSIZE about it as I used to. 9) Always snack in between meals, to keep your strength up and to whet your appetite for the next meal. 10) Never sleep for more than 3 hours at a time! Set your alarm to wake yourself up every 3 hours and keep some goodies next to your bed so that you can have something to eat at night. This little trick, I call it "Sleep Eating," and it is an excellent way to pack on the pounds. On normal days you do 2 3-hour cycles, and on weekends you do 3 or 4 3-hour cycles.
11) Get a sedentary office job. Make sure to leave your jacket on your chair and half a sandwich on your desk so that people will think you just stepped out and will be right back. Then, you hit up the nearby McDonalds for awhile, and come back to the office and act VERY angry and complain about how busy you are, so it shows you are a hard worker and people won't bother you with more work. Use this technique to eat your way to the top of the corporate food chain. 12) SAVE YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS. 13) Don't fall into the "three meals a trap", make sure you have at least 5 main meals everyday. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner, and Supper. You want to snack in between meals as I mentioned, including while you drive. Just because it's illegal to drink and drive doesn't mean you can't EAT and drive! Use the law's loopholes to your advantage! 14) Donuts are a fat person's best friend. They are compact, have a hole for easy carrying, and pack some solid calories into a small place. The high sugar content gets your blood sugar up; and when you combine the sugar rush with some coffee, you will be up and humming along while all of your co-workers are still drowsy and cranky. 15) Be careful when you are feeding. It can be easy to get caught up in the moment and end up biting one of your fingers, which can be very painful and even require surgery. In extreme cases, a feeding glutton may even chew off and swallow his own finger without even realizing it. 16) Learn to play a very small instrument, such as a tiny guitar, or other child-sized instruments. This makes you look bigger, inspiring you to eat more. 17) Drive an SUV. Sure you waste a few hundred dollars a year on gas, but you make up for it with extra storage space, cup holders, cargo space, places to put things, empty space, and more room. It can be hard to climb the stair to get up, but you can have extra steps installed to make it easier to get up. It's like SUViagra. 18) Invest in a good portable bidet, which is a must if you are on the road. This helps stimulate your appetite by being clean, although sometimes it can be fun to be dirty instead. The choice is all up to you. 19) NEVER brush your teeth! This wears them down, and as gluttons our teeth are already worn down from all that chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, and chewing. The bristles just make them wear down even faster. Instead, apply toothpaste directly to your teeth and swish it around over your teeth, and use mouth wash as well. Mouthwash is also an excellent foot deodorizer, if you mix some with water and put it in a clean bedpan and stick your feet in.
You can keep your fat porn. We at bigger Fatter Blog like to present real everyday fat girls. We like to present some of the fat girls next door. Proud FA has tirelessly searched the net to real world pictures of gorgeous girl gainers. Let the show begin.
Meet the Meat Skirt!
Meat Face meet Face.
Gluttony gets a big fat thumbs up!
Jolly Old Panniculus
Let's go skinny dipping. I mean Fatty dipping!
Hey there hoochie mama!
Ain't she sweet? See her waddling down the street. I ask you very confidentially. Ain't she sweet?
The question, How much money did you receive from your parent's will? Trump's father Fred Was worth at least $200 million. Trump has lied about the $14 million his father gave him in the 70's.
Forward this and up vote the question. This will force the media to ask the tough questions.
Dear fatlings and admirers, the following article appeared on a fat phobic site. Donna Simpson is a gainer girl with an admirable 1000 pound goal and now the the fat haters with their fat hate bingo are persecuting this feisty food slut.
This is the sort of fat hatred that really pisses me, Fat Bastard off.
I will leave any commentary for now up to the readers of Bigger Fatter Blog. While I could opine on the medical and bariatric nutritional issues I will leave that up to our resident experts, "Dr" Gerald Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog, CG Brady, Rev BLA and Belly Boy. I will comment of other aspects of this assault on Ms Simpson. My comments will be in red. The artcle is in brown because it's a lot of shit!
Meet Donna Simpson. She's going to cost you. A lot.
Simpson, of Old Bridge, N.J., is 42 years old, has two kids and a boyfriend, and she weighs 602 pounds That's right ... 602 pounds.
She's on a diet, of course, because she has a goal in mind:
She wants to weigh 1,000 pounds.
That's right ... 1,000 pounds. It's a nice, extra-round figure — almost as big as what her unhealthy choices will ultimately cost taxpayers.
Slideshow: Woman Wants to Be 'World's Fattest'
Simpson claims she is normal and healthy, and she has a right to eat what she wants and weigh what she wants.
“I love eating and people love watching me eat,” she says. “It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone.”
But she needs to use a motor scooter when she goes grocery shopping, because she can't walk more than 20 feet. The human body, after all, is not designed to scarf down 12,000 calories a day in the quest to weigh half a ton.
That's what scooters are for dumb ass!
Simpson is definitely harming someone — herself, says Dr. Carla Wolper, a registered dietitian and research faculty member at the New York Obesity Research Center at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital in New York.
And you, the taxpayer, could wind up paying for it.
“We don’t know her medical history, but one of the most dangerous health issues she faces is an increased risk of sudden death from having a heart attack due to electrical problems in the heart,” Wolper said.
Other possible causes of death for Simpson include stroke, immobility, breathing problems, congestive heart failure, diabetes, and inflammation of heart tissue. Each year, nearly 300,000 Americans die from heart failure.
We all have to die form something!
Simpson, experts say, is putting herself at risk for all these medical conditions, and those conditions have a hefty price tag.
“The baseline cost for someone like to go to the emergency room is $993 for one visit,” Daniel Emmer, public relations manager of Horizon Blue Cross Blue Shield, the largest health insurance provider in New Jersey, told FOXNews.com.
Simpson’s main source of income to support herself financially is by appearing on a Web site where men pay to watch videos of her gorging on food and showing off her hundreds of pounds of extra bulge in a bikini.
But it's anyone's guess whether her revenue from Web videos will cover the cost of her inevitable health risks.
“Someone with diabetes costs $11,744 more per year to provide health care, which is twice as much as the average person,” Emmer said.
SO WHAT! Fat people and our medical maladies are fueling the struggling medical economy. Doctors need the extra money!
It is unclear what type of insurance Simpson has, if any. But there is no question that whatever her health care position is, it could come at a high cost.
“Obesity causes a minimum $1,429 increase, or 42 percent in medical costs,” Emmer said. “Research shows lifestyle choices and behaviors drive 87.5 percent of the cost for health care claims.”
This guy sounds like that skinny runt Obama. Again what would are already starving doctors do if it were not for us fatlings driving the economy?
“When people are very, very overweight, they are at an increased risk for a condition called prolonged QT syndorme,” Wolper told FoxNews.com.
Prolonged QT syndrome is a heart rhythm disorder that can potentially cause fast, chaotic heartbeats, the Mayo Clinic says on its Web site. In some cases, the heart may beat erratically for so long that it can cause sudden death.
"Another problem this woman faces is related to the circulatory system,” Wolper said. “When people are that big, circulation is often impaired in the legs. This can cause blood to pool in the legs leading to formation of blood clots. This leaves morbidly obese people at an increased risk for a pulmonary embolism.”
A pulmonary embolism occurs when one or more arteries in the lungs become blocked. In most cases, pulmonary embolism is caused by blood clots that travel to your lungs from another part of your body — most commonly, your legs, according to the Mayo Clinic. One of the major risk factors is excess weight, which increases the risk of blood clots, especially in women who smoke or have high blood pressure.
“The work of the heart is tremendously increased when someone is that big because there’s so much more blood in the body,” Wolper said. “When this happens, the heart has to pump against the pressure of all that fat that is pressing against the blood vessels, and as a result the heart enlarges, and not in a good way.”
As Simpson’s appetite increases, so will the cost of health care for the severe medical conditions that she is likely to have — conditions that are preventable by healthier lifestyle choices. Whereas her $750-a-week grocery bill is merely gastronomical, her hospital bills will be astronomical — and the taxpayers of New Jersey may well have to pay her tab.
Big fucking deal! Her quest should not only be government subsidized but so should all worthy fatlings!
Meanwhile, in her effort to boldly go where no woman has gone before, Simpson says she tries to stay sedentary, so she burns as few calories as necessary.
She consumes five times more than the recommended daily calories for a woman her age.
“My favorite food is sushi. But unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,” she told the Daily Mail.
Ms Simpson is helping the fishing industry and the Japanese restaurant industry!
“I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite.”
The current record for fattest woman is held by a woman also from New Jersey, who weighed an unbelievable 1,800 pounds when she died in 2008. She was 49 years old.
Simpson is proud of the Guinness World Record she holds now for the world’s fattest mother, and her boyfriend is proud of her too.
YOU GO GIRL!
Philippe, 49, supports her thousand-pound goal, even if that is nearly seven times his own weight of 150 pounds.
“I think he’d like it if I was bigger,” Simpson said. “He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me.”
Big beautiful buxom babe in blue with ice cream bar and extra body part.
It's every feeder's fantasy to see fat, fabulous and flabulous flabby females but that is not always possible. When a trip to Walmart or your local all you can eat buffet is not possible, all the fat admirer or feeder, needs to do is stop by Bigger Fatter Blog your haven for all things heavy and get a gander at all this gormandizing gorgeous and greedy girl gluttons.
Feisty feasting two fisted food slut frantically feeding her face!
Battling big bellied buffet bimbos beef as other cafeteria cuties EAT! Let's hope these feuding fat femme fatales forget their friction and fancy a friendly feast instead.
Bawdy bed bound beauty basks regally as thinling servant feeds her.
Hot heavenly hogger hunkers down and displays huge hair and hiney. Cuter on a scooter and pretty in pink, rotund hottie rolls through restaurant. Watch out for rolling thunder!
Davenport divas displays delicious derriere
Sultry sow siren with sexy stare
Gorgeous gaunt gal governs her gluttony.
Plump & pretty proker piggishly polishing off profusely packed plate of porcine provisions.
Voracious vixen pigging out on pasta.
Sizable sexy sweetie siren proudly poses her pendulous pretty pannus.
Chubby cherub chows in chair
Gobble gobble gobble, gorgeous turkey legged tart enjoys bench buffet! GO GO GO gainer girl!
Sleepy slut seated near sink and waiting for left overs or did her feeder feed her too much!
3) Take healthy dumps whenever the need arises, so that you have more room for food.
4) Butter is your buddy .
5) Lard is your lover.
6) Fried is your friend.
7) Looks can be deceiving, always read food labels to make sure you are using the highest quality ingredients when cooking. More calories and fat content means higher quality. The nutrition labels are meant for thinlings, so adjust the percentages accordingly. You should be eating at least 20,000 calories every day.
8) Don't be afraid to waddle around in order to work up a bigger appetite. I know this sounds like it wouldn't work but it does. You don't want to become completely immobile because there are many disadvantages and it is not as fun as it sounds when you fantaSIZE about it as I used to.
9) Always snack in between meals, to keep your strength up and to whet your appetite for the next meal.
10) Never sleep for more than 3 hours at a time! Set your alarm to wake yourself up every 3 hours and keep some goodies next to your bed so that you can have something to eat at night. This little trick, I call it "Sleep Eating," and it is an excellent way to pack on the pounds. On normal days you do 2 3-hour cycles, and on weekends you do 3 or 4 3-hour cycles.
12) SAVE YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
13) Don't fall into the "three meals a trap", make sure you have at least 5 main meals everyday. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner, and Supper. You want to snack in between meals as I mentioned, including while you drive. Just because it's illegal to drink and drive doesn't mean you can't EAT and drive! Use the law's loopholes to your advantage!
14) Donuts are a fat person's best friend. They are compact, have a hole for easy carrying, and pack some solid calories into a small place. The high sugar content gets your blood sugar up; and when you combine the sugar rush with some coffee, you will be up and humming along while all of your co-workers are still drowsy and cranky.
15) Be careful when you are feeding. It can be easy to get caught up in the moment and end up biting one of your fingers, which can be very painful and even require surgery. In extreme cases, a feeding glutton may even chew off and swallow his own finger without even realizing it.
16) Learn to play a very small instrument, such as a tiny guitar, or other child-sized instruments. This makes you look bigger, inspiring you to eat more. 
17) Drive an SUV. Sure you waste a few hundred dollars a year on gas, but you make up for it with extra storage space, cup holders, cargo space, places to put things, empty space, and more room. It can be hard to climb the stair to get up, but you can have extra steps installed to make it easier to get up. It's like SUViagra. 18) Invest in a good portable bidet, which is a must if you are on the road. This helps stimulate your appetite by being clean, although sometimes it can be fun to be dirty instead. The choice is all up to you.
19) NEVER brush your teeth! This wears them down, and as gluttons our teeth are already worn down from all that chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, and chewing. The bristles just make them wear down even faster. Instead, apply toothpaste directly to your teeth and swish it around over your teeth, and use mouth wash as well. Mouthwash is also an excellent foot deodorizer, if you mix some with water and put it in a clean bedpan and stick your feet in.
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