NEW FLASH! Happy Fat Girl Forum Is The Only Fat Acceptance Forum On The Net

I, Fat Bastard recently found out about this new site. I have been there and I will be consulting with our inner sanctum before we issue a complete report and review. I would like to thank a reformed FA named Kyle who dropped me a email and gave us the heads up. I will be consulting with Proud FA, Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear, The Rev BLA, Belly Boy, Thinnette, Carolina Maiden, Proud Plumpette, and Rontunda Hindenberg before issuing a full report.

Preliminary reports seem to indicate a forum with a lot of fiery SSBBWs and some FAs.


UPDATE! Happy Fat Girl Forums seems to be down. http://happyfatgirl.com/forums/index.php

We can only speculate as to what happened to them. My guess is that some of the angry NAAFA girls had them hacked. The forum was busy and growing and they did not squelch free speech. They had a former FA who had become a weight loss zealot who was really tearing the place up with his pure logic and the fat girls had no counter arguments because they refuse to admit the obesity-gluttony connection.

Here is my challenge to Kyle. Come here are try that weight loss shit. We are not a bunch of fat girls in denial. We are greedy gluttons and we speak for ALL fatlings.

UPDATE!

Another fat acceptance forum has bitten the dust. Happy Fat Girl is gone and I suspect it was because they were happy fat girls and most of the girls in the fat acceptance movement are miserable bitches. The fact is most fat girls are happy because their motto is EAT drink and be merry and eat again.

Sexy sows hungrily happily hoggin down.

Jack LaLanne Dead at 96: Proof that exercise and diet can kill you.

Weak Sick and Emaciated Jack LaLanne At Age 75

It's official. Leanling Jack LaLanne has bought the farm. Good riddance to this health menace. Now his juicer ads will not be stinking up late night TV making more room for infomercials about real food like Hickory Farms cheese and sausage.

Here is a list of the crazy stunts that led to his demise. (As reported on Jack LaLanne's website)

• 1954 (age 40): swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds (64 kg; 10 st) of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.
•  1955 (age 41): swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing about the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to do a Jumping jack significantly.
• 1956 (age 42): set a world record of 1,033 push-ups in 23 minutes on You Asked For It,^[29] a television program with Art Baker.
• 1957 (age 43): swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a 2,500-pound (1,100 kg; 180 st) cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile (1.6 km) swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles (10.5 km).
• 1958 (age 44): maneuvered a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile (48 km) trip took 9.5 hours.
• 1959 (age 45): did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes and The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.
• 1974 (age 60): For the second time, he swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.
• 1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance of 21 years earlier, he again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.
• 1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, he swam one mile (1.6 km) in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.^[30]
• 1979 (age 65): towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds (2,900 kg; 460 st) of Louisiana Pacific wood pulp.^[19]
• 1980 (age 66): towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile (1.6 km) in less than one hour.
• 1984 (age 70): Handcuffed, shackled and fighting strong winds and currents, towed 70 rowboats, one with several guests, from the Queen’s Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary, 1 mile.^[31 

This is the kinda body real men want in a woman. Jack LaLanne could not handle this hot plumper.

Sheesh that would kill anybody! What a dope! Burn in HELL Jack LaLanne!!

Jack at age 95: Look at the toll all that exercise and "healthy eating" took on him.

Bigger Fatter Blog Endorses The Heart Attack Grill Diet Program

When Proud FA and I Fat Bastard started the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) we decided that we would never endorse a diet plan. While Bigger Fatter Blog and NAFAM are not anti-diet or anti weight loss we decided in order to remain unbiased that we would remain neutral on diets. As you all know, we do condemn weight loss surgery.

Rules are made to be broken, some monoliths must fall and nothing is set in stone. We have decided after much scientific investigation to endorse the Heart Attack Grill diet program. Other than CG Brady's Weight Loss Solution not other diet plan even came close to delivering what it promised until now. We are happy to report that Dr Jon's Heart Attack Grill Diet does indeed deliver what it promises. We are so impressed with the results of the Heart Attack Grill Diet that we will be asking the Dr Jon and is staff to cater the first annual NAFAM and fat porn convention.

Link to the Hear Attack Grill Click HERE








To call the Heart Attack Grill fat friendly would be the understatement of the year. If there is Heaven on earth for us fatlings it is the Heart Attack Grill (HAG). If there ever was messiah it's Dr John and if there are angels it would be the nurses on his staff. Those thinling angels are every fat boy's wet dream.

The HAG has raised the bar for fast food restaurants everywhere. Can you think is another restaurant that offers FREE meals to fatlings over 350 pounds? The glutton fare and portion sizes are big enough for and tasty enough for any glutton. Even our own Belly Boy the glutton's glutton gives the HAG 2 thumbs up.

The Heart Attack Grill or HAG is not without it's critics but Dr Jon has silenced most of them. Hey, you gotta die from something so it might as well be from something you like a tasty Quadruple Bypass Burger and unlimited Flat Liner Fries.

The Poetry of Bigger Fatter Blog

That dog faced gremlin Kate Harding can have her "shapelings" and Shapely Prose because we here at Bigger Fatter Blog have our fatlings and our piggy poetry. Our first selection is (click ----------> Jolly Old Panniculus 

Jolly Old Panniculus originally was a tribute to fatlings with particularly pendulous pannies but the real action is in the comments section. It turns out that a NAAFA Womyn aka Dee, aka Smilin Dee, aka Dee Dillard, aka Deanne Lopez a NAAFA reject took great umbrage at the use of her picture and demanded that it be removed. At the time I, Fat Bastard was on sabbatical and incommunicado so I was unable to respond to the demands of this fiery SSBBW. However, my faithful friend and blog partner Proud FA aka the Dean of Feederism  handled Dee with real style and our many readers such as the Chef, Rev Big Lard Ass, Belly Boy, Coach Gaines, and the erudite "Dr"Teddy" Bear also handled this SSBBW with grace and tact. Upon my return I, Fat Bastard,  Graciously invited Ms Dillard to be part of Bigger Fatter Blog and remove the image in question if she could produce proof that the image was indeed here and they it came from her website. She did not or could not comply. She then accused Proud FA of being a ex boyfriend but when asked to give us his email so that we could contact him and verify her claims see again did not comply. Anyway, the poem and the comments section are good reads and well worth the time.

Pretty in pink: Porky plumper presents pendulous pannus

Here is the image in question.

Our next selection is a poem the celebrates the noble glutton and his glorious greedy gluttony. The poem is about me and it is appropriately titled click ---------> GLUTTON

Corn fed glutton chowing down!

Here is an image from the pictorial essay that goes along with this poem.

Our final and favorite selection click -------> Fatty at the Fat was written by me, Fat Bastard, weight loss guru CG Brady and our own Dean of Feederism Proud FA. It is a fan favorite and it has been quoted by several major news outlets. Fatty at the Fat delves into many of the not so lighter sides of obesity and gluttony such as the exploitation of the gluttony bloom by the medical industry and charlatans like Dr Phil. It also speaks to the the very real dangers of hyper gluttony and obese lifestyles but in the end it is a tribute to all fatlings who are indeed the Evel Kienevels of food.


Here is an image from the pictorial essay that accompanies Fatty at the Fat.

Click on the titles of the poem to read them. Enjoy!

Update on Michael Jackson

Like most Americans I was sick over the death of the King of Pop and that is why Bigger Fatter Blog covered his death. While Conrad Murray maybe chiefly responsible for the death of Michael there is a lot of other people with his blood on there hands. I am going to discuss one of many whores who added to the events that killed Michael. One of the biggest whores to exploit Michael Jackson and spread lies about him was Nancy Grace. I fucking cannot stand that bitch. It looks like that Nancy is getting some "swift justice" of her own. The bitch may have cancer and her hair is falling out. Nancy Grace is going bald! How cool is that?!

Media whore and battle ax Nancy Grace

We at Bigger Fatter Blog may have indirectly gotten some justice for Michael. I was grieving Michael's death in a phone conversation with the Chef and I was telling the Chef how angry I was about all the scumbags like Nancy Grace, Tom Sneddon, Diane Diamond ect.. ect.. ect... ect... who had a hand in killing him. Michael died of a broken heart and the daggers of people like Nancy disGrace and I wanted to see some justice. It turns out that the Chef being a man of color and a chef he has some friends in Jamaica, New Orleans and Haiti. The Chef knows several practitioner of Voodoo.

Media reports are saying that Nancy Grace does not have cancer in spite of the fact that she had a mass removed in November of 2010 and now her hair has turned to straw and it is falling out. Nancy blames it on having kids. That's bullshit. Her kids are three years old now.

Who know for sure if the Voodoo priests curse on Nancy Grace are the reason she has cancer and her hair is falling out but it is happening. Maybe there is some justice in this cruel world.

Here are a few more slime balls who helped kill this loving and gentle man.

Print out this picture and stick a pin in the face of persecutor Tom Sneddon

Burn this image of Diane Diamond

FREE VOODOO SPELLS

Is NAAFA Finally Wising Up? NAAFA finally honors Bill Fabrey

Jason Docherty, Frances White (they are co-chairs of NAAFA) and Bill Fabrey.

It was NAAFA's 40th Anniversary and Bill Fabrey, the founder FINALLY received an award.

Cheesy!

Once again the fat girls outnumber the fat boy about 50 to 1.




Cuter in a scooter former NAAFA  President Nancy Summer

Nancy and ex-hubby, Bill Fabrey

Get a load of that impressive neck blubber!



Another Sexy Scooter Siren MILF

Kara Brewer Allen (Theatrmuse/Kara) and Peter (HappyFA)

OMG! A BHM but this guy is merely an FA.

Every fatling's dream a power scooter

Fat NAAFA boy eyes a scooter. In a few short years he'll be needing one. Lucky him!

EAT!

Sexy sows on the feed but no fat boys.

EAT EAT BABY!

Sexy fat girls eating.

Handsome FA getting this sexy sow all warmed up for a good porking OINK! SUUUUUUU EEEEEE

AHHH! A prelude to NAAFA Convention debauchery. NAAFA has been very schizophrenic regarding fat porn but their conventions are orgies of food and fat girls.

Some images speak for themselves. Peace and food. Food is love.

Oprah is in Denial: Oprah is a Glutton!

She's fat!


She's thin!


She's thin! She's FAT!


She's FAT!


She's sorta thin!


She's Fat!


MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! SHEEESH!



Oprah has excuse after excuse. Her latest on is that she is depressed. A few years ago it was because she has "blown out" her adrenal glands. Sorry Oprah and all you other fat girls who are in denial; depression and adrenal fatigue does not change the laws of physics and cause you to gain weight. Admit it Oprah; you along with 73% of Americans are gluttons. You need to either shit or get off the pot. (if you clog it up there is a really good article on Bigger Fatter Blog on how to unclog toilets.)

Oprah is setting a bad example for other girl gluttons. Fat girls look up to Oprah and frankly that is not a good thing. She sets a horrible example. She makes people think that being fat is a bad thing. She also denies her gluttony. That sort of thinking is what has damaged the entire fat acceptance movement.

Oprah has all these weight loss charlatans/gurus like Dr Phil and Bob Greene at her disposal. She even has a personal chef and still she chooses to eat like a happy little piggy. OINK!

A muscle head on another news group echoed my sentiments. "She has every single resource in at her fingertips. All the money in the world, and yet, she still has gained weight. I have heard people proclaim that ‘if they had the resources of these celebrities, they would look great too.’ I have always called “BS” on that. It has less to do with resources and much more to do with hard work and discipline. There is nothing that Oprah cannot buy…trainers, programs, nutritionists, cooks, etc… yet, her lack of discipline is the cause of her weight gain…its that simple"


Oprah is fat because she and her "best friend" Gayle King are always eating out with Oprah doing most of the eating.




Oprah and Gayle King

Oprah needs to come clean and admit that she is a fat girl glutton. She needs to tell her disciples that gluttony is good but before she can do that she needs to admit it to herself. Oprah, GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Look how well gluttony has served Oprah. She's filthy rich and now she has her own network called OWN.  The Oprah Winfrey Network. That's fattitude and egoism to the max! Perhaps when Oprah comes to her senses she will help me, Dr Bear and Rev BLA produce the Biggest Gainer.


You go girl! EAT!