Warning About Diet Aid Alli

As the million and millions of BFB readers know we take a neutral stance on dieting. If you want to diet we will not encourage nor will we discourage you. As a public service to our readers, many of whom are fatlings we issue the following warning.



Alli will make you shit your pants!

The diet industry has been a major FAIL for dieters but it has been highly profitable. There are too many worthless and dangerous diet products to mention. Let's say some lummox like be or Rev Big Lard Ass, Teddy Bear or dare I say Belly Boy were to take alli and one of us cut loose with an involuntary shit storm it could make the oil spill look like a very minor even.

There are not diet products that work. If there were most people today would be thinlings. Gluttony is the cause of obesity. The only person with a cure for gluttony is CG Brady.

Coming soon to Bigger Fatter Blog a review of ABC's new show Huge staring gorgeous girl glutton Nikki Blonsky




Gorgeous Glutton Nikki Blonsky

The Boom Shakka Lakka Burger and the Belly Boy Burger

In addition to to Reverend Big Lard Ass being the spiritual leader of the NEW fat acceptance movement he is also a gourmet burger chef and creator of the  Boom Shakka Lakka  Burger™ and the Belly Boy Burger™



One of Chef Reverend Big Lardass's assistants testing the Belly Boy Burger



The Boom Shakka Lakka Burger™



For smaller appetites the Belly Boy Junior®


The actual ingredients and cooking method of the Belly Boy Burger, The Belly Boy Jr and the Boom Shakka Lakka Burger are top secret. 


Under development are the these two master pieces of flavor depicted in the photos and the Mega Meat Meatdog but no official  photo is available.



Unlimited Belly Fries® 



Shakka Lakka Shake®



This is the Kobayashi and it is the runt of the litter compared to the Mega Meat Meatdog.

 
The Mega Meat Meatdog will be twice as thick as this skinny runt.


This will be Belly Boy's legacy. I want to write more but I need to EAT!

Goodness Gracious Great Glorious Gluttony: A Guide to dining out!

There are three criteria the experienced glutton looks for in food. The first is quantity, second is flavor and third is price. I will be discussing some of the more popular restaurants. To judge the gluttonosity of a restaurants one needs to set an industry standard or find a restaurant that is the Cadillac of glutton fare. That restaurant can only be the Heart Attack Grill. With offerings like Flat Liner Fries and the Quadruple Bypass Burger the Heart Attack Grill sets the standard by which all other glutton friendly restaurants are judged. Not only do they serve humongous amounts of food but philanthropic owner Jon Basso allows gluttons weighing over 350 pounds to eat for free! Jon Basso is a fat friendly angel and the Heart Attack Grill is a shrine and a Mecca  for gluttons Worldwide. A trip to the Heart Attack is not like a trip to your average hamburger joint, it's a scared pilgrimage.


OINK!

If you love giant burgers and you can't make it to the Heart Attack the next best place is Hardees. Political correctness of anti-gluttony advocates will not allow Hardees to market their menu selections the way the Heart Attack Grill does but Hardees offers without a doubt the best and biggest burgers in the entire fast food industry.

2/3 lb. Monster Thickburger®

Two 1/3 lb. charbroiled 100% Black Angus beef patties, 4 strips of bacon, 3 slices of American cheese and mayonnaise on a sesame seed bun. Stack two of these bad boys together and you  have  The Heart Attack Grill's Quadruple Bypass Burger and then some. All that cheese and bacon more than make up for the fat drippings lost in the charbroiling process. Two of these babies stacked will deliver an impressive 6040 calories and 190 grams of artery lubricating fat and 140 grams of muscle building protein. OINK!

Hardees is the hands down leader when it comes to variety. Check out their large and uncompromising menu.

There will be times when you are with some skinny food snob like MeMe Roth who want to eat rabbit food McDonalds, Wendy's and Quiznos are all good compromises. All offer salads and low fat foods.yet the still have an impressive number glutton friendly of menu  items. I only frequent places that are not 100% glutton friendly when I am with thinlings.

Burger King a very Glutton Friendly but their quality is far below that of the Heart Attack Grill and Hardees. Hardees also wins on value but nothing beats free like at the Heart Attack Grill. There are damn few hyper gluttons under 350 pounds.

Pizza Hut is damn good for a chain Italian restaurant but it pales in comparison with the real thing but it is fast and cheap and they serve beer and wine.



Sonic is damn good! While their food quality and glutton friendliness does not surpass Hardees or the Heart Attack Grill it is better than Burger King or McDonalds. Sonic also has good prices. The great thing about Sonic is your food is delivered right to your car by a hot looking waitress on roller skates. HOW COOL IS THAT?!




 A word of warning! Sonic offers a lot of tasty high glycemic foods like sundaes and shakes so make sure to shoot yourself up with a little extra insulin to handle all the sugar. FYI here is the Sonic Menu.

Here are some other restaurants and their ratings. Five pigs is a top rating and one pig is the lowest of the Glutton Meter.

Heart Attack Grill  Words cannot describe the Mecca of gluttons.


Hardees  They don't fuck around. We gluttons are their target demographic. There is NOTHING healthy on their menu.


Burger King  Big portions good prices but not as tasty as Hardees.


McDonalds  I gave hem 3 pigs because they are the grand daddy of fast food but they have caved to MeMe Roth too much by offering rabbit food. 


Denny's  Any restaurant  that offers fries that are covered in melted cheese and smothered in gravy gets a top rating.


Pizza Hut  Decent price and they have beer and wine but compared to real Italian food is sucks. 


KFC  Get rid of the roasted chicken and KFC will get a four pig rating


Golden Corral  ALL YOU CAN FUCKING EAT!  


Sonic  Glutton friendly and hot thinling waitress on roller skates


Quiznos   An improvement over Subway


Subway  It's Subway for Christ sake!  Look what they did to Jerrod


Wendys  It will do in a pinch and hey do cater to gluttons


Applebees    Too many healthy choices but high quality and good price


Olive Garden   Enough glutton food but skimpy portions, sucky flavor and pricey



I could write more but I'll let our readers chime in because I need to EAT!