Maybe She's Just A Bitch?

Coach Gaines is a smart guy and the Chef is even smarter. Coach Gains once got the Chef to cook a large tape worm that he fished out of a fat girl's ass and serve it to her as Calamari. Like a lot of men Coach Gaines was and is pretty fed up with women. He's had serious relationships with several women only to get to the point where he could no longer deal with the grief they caused him. It seems that the fatter the bitch the more grief they cause. Fat girls are the biggest bitches.



One evening Coach Gaines was commiserating with the Chef regarding his wife and her chronic meanness and like a lot of men Coach Gaines was trying to figure out what he does that sets her off. The fact is the Coach is the kind of guy who is rational and amiable. Everyone who knows he knows that. She gas lighted him to the point he questioned himself and seconded guesses himself. The Chef is a ladies man. The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef so Coach sought out the advice of the Chef. The Chef went on to tell Coach that he never fucked any BBWs or SSBBWs telling Coach he "had no wood for them". 

The Chef is one of those guys who easily sees the forest for the trees and is able to condense seemingly complex situations into their lowest common denominators and the Chef is always right. While Coach Gaines was suffering from paralysis from analysis the erudite Chef adroitly said, "Maybe she's just a bitch?" It didn't take long for the Coach to agree because as much as he wanted to find a solution there was no arguing with the Chef's logic. Coach could not deny that his wife is nothing but a bitch like the majority of women. The Coach is now in a relationship with a skinny MILF and has divorced his bitchy wife.

Next time your try to figure out a bitch, realize that she's a bitch and a bitch is a bitch is a bitch.