Fat Pride + Southern Pride = Southern Heritage

The big ole fat swag bellied fat folks of the South know how to live. Let's forget all the bad things like slavery, the KKK, lynchings, bigotry, Bible thumping, inbreeding and segregation and concentrate on the good things like obesity, gluttony and food.


If the symbol for rest of America is the bald eagle the symbol for the South should be the pig. OINK! OINK! OINK!

If you want to see super morbid obesity unbridled food lust and hyper gluttony gas up your van and head South of the Mason - Dixon line. As soon as you get into the Red States you will begin to see less of the econo boxes that the blue neck thinlings in the North drive and more gluttonous SUVs and pick-up trucks.

Want to go for a stroll? Forget it! Side walks a few and far between. No self respecting Southerners walk, at least not the White ones. Bubba rides and when he rides he rides in style.


Take pride sons and daughters of the South, your pulled pork, cracklins, hush puppies, fat back, banana pudding and sweet tea along with your sloth has made you rebels the fattest fatlings on the planet! Now that's something to be proud of.

"But Fat Bastard," you ask, "Aren't most Southerners a bunch of fundamentalists and evangelicals who are against things like pride, sloth and gluttony?" That is a common misconception. Pride, gluttony and sloth are three of what the Catholics call the seven deadly sins. The seven deadly sins are an invention of one of the Popes. They don't apply to Southern Baptists, Pentacostals and other fundagelicals.

Portly preacher prayed and power ate himself to heaven.

Next to Jesus, fatlings Southerners love/loved meat faced minister, the late Reverend Jerry Falwell. To Southerners being fat and lazy is a sign of the abundance given to them by Jesus. You may not agree with that but as a greedy gluttonous and slothful fatling you have to admire it.


EAT EAT EAT sons and daughters of the South. It's your heritage! Sloth is GOOD too!

Upcoming Bigger Fatter Blog Articles

None of the other fat acceptance/fat pride/size acceptance/fat liberation/pro gluttony/pro obesity blog are covering the important issue. Luckily I Fat Bastard have competent staff of researchers like Proud FA, Thinnette, and Rotunda Hindenberg as well and expert consultants and contributors like Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear, the most Reverend Big Lard Ass and the Chef so Bigger Fatter Blog has the people to cover all things fat related.

Here are some of our upcoming stories:

US Military: Fat Phobic?



In this article we will discuss normalizing fitness standards and the issuing of technology to accommodate obese soldiers such as tracked and armored power chairs, fat friendly cockpits in our air craft, pizza delivery to the battlefield and more duties involving the sitting and flying or driving remote equipment from the safe and comfort of the mess hall.


Dangerous Diets


As our readers know Bigger Fatter Blog and the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) are not anti-diet. We know that many fatlings try to lose weight and we don't have a problem with that. We do have a problem with the weight loss industry and its rip off diet scams. We will provide credible consumer information on many of the popular commercial diets such as the deadly Atkins and South Beach Diets and their clones, the safe and yummy Pritikin diet and of course the greatest threat to the obesity bloom, CG Brady's Weight Loss Solution.

Fat Friendly Cars


We will discuss why bigger and more gluttonous cars and SUVs are good. We will confront the tree huggers and explain the many advantages to driving a gas guzzler.

The Best Comics are FAT


Here we will be discussing the funniest fatlings from WC Fields to the late great Sam Kinison. We will delve into why Jackie Gleason was so damn funny whether once bulbous and bawdy Lisa Lampanelli has lost her sting along with her fabulous fat.

Bras for Fat Boys vs Boobectomy: The Beauty of the Man Boobs


We discussed this before in our article titled Brits Hate Tits (click here to read the article) but this article will focus on the aesthetics of the moob (man boob) and the male bra as a fashion statement. We will again offer some tips on male breast cancers, male breast enlargement and how fat boys can lactate.

Porking Fat Girls VS Boning Skinny Women 


In this story Proud FA will debate the various pluses and minuses of porking versus boning. I of course will take the pro boning side and Proud FA will make the pro porking argument. Proud FA will proclaim that fat girls are sluttier and give better head and I, Fat Bastard, will discuss how skinny women are more hygienic, do most of the work and how they can get into more sexual positions. I, Fat Bastard, will win this debate.

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