School Bullying

Proud FA and I were school mates. There was some bullying when Proud and I were in school but not all that much. Back then kids were allowed to work out their differences and sometimes it would require some fisticuffs and when it came to throwing hands Proud FA was a animal and still is.

Not too many people would fuck with me, Fat Bastard, and nobody would fuck with Proud unless they wanted a knotty hairdo, a busted lip and a concussion. On one particular winter day Proud and I missed the bus so we has to walk home. It was a warm winter day and there was plenty of good packing snow. As luck would have it there was this fucking bully walking ahead of us. He was a new student, a jock who was not aware of Proud's fighting prowess. I, Fat Bastard am a lover not a fighter but that does not mean I don't enjoy watching a good ass kicking so I decided to start some shit with the new bully. He had called me fat ass and blubber gut and Baby Huey. I wanted to kick his ass but I was not sure I could take him. I knew Proud could even though this runk had 4 inches and 40 pounds on Proud and 40 pounds. I bagan tossing snow balls at this fucker and he turned around and told us to knock it off. After he turned back around I packed another slushy snowball and hit this jock in the neck. He turned and I could tell he was really pissed he was about to attack and I said sorry man I won't do it again. He said that if I did he'd kick my fat ass. About a minute later I spied a car turd. A car turd is one of those big fucking brown ice chunks that fall from cars. This car turd was the size of a large coconut. Being a fat bastard and having no impulse control I picked up that icy fucker and fired it at the that mouthy dip shit and it knocked him silly. He was on the attack and not wanting to get pummeled I told him Proud threw it.

His eyes flashed with anger as he dove at Proud shouting, "you die asshole!!!!" The fight was on. For a moment he was on top of Proud but Proud quickly reversed the position and the ass kicking was on. Proud was on top and he shouted, "Fat Bastard, gloves!" With Proud sitting on this dickhead's chest he raised up his arms so that I could remove his gloves and with that Proud's famous fists of fury worked their magic as the beat out drum roll of this punk's face. Within a few seconds the blood was flying as Proud delivered one of his legendary beat downs. His fists connected with trip hammer speed and precision. In less than 30 seconds Proud had beaten this punk into submission and semi consciousness. Then to my surprise he said, "Finish him off Fat Bastard. Do it Earthquake style.



Earthquake was our favorite WWF wrestler at the time so as this punk laid there is a daze I dropped a few Earthquake bombs on him. I cracked a few of his ribs and he missed basketball season but it was a lesson well learned. We sent a message to other bullies. That is how to put an end to school bullying. Beat the shit out of the bullies.

Has MeMe Roth Gone Too Far?

MeMe Roth riding on her broom and sweeping out all the goodies as she terrorizes our young fatlings.

Everyone in the fat acceptance movement knows MeMe Roth MeMe who runs a group called National Action Against Obesity, and now she is crashing elementary school parties because they are serving kids delicious  glutton fare. MeMe recently went to her daughter's school and had a conniption fit because of the yummy food being served. Roth exclaimed, “I thought I was sending my kid to P.S. 9, not Chuck E. Cheese,” Ms. Roth, a strident  thinling and a hotling  40-year-old from Atlanta, said in an interview. “Is there or is there not an obesity and diabetes epidemic in this country?” Such a mother hen you are MeMe! Fat kids are cute as hell. Look at the Campbell Soup kids.

and look at these happy little chubblings....


MeMe Leave us kids alone! 


MeMe Roth will not be satisfied until all children look like these two tykes. 

Stop fretting about diabetes too MeMe because we have Liberty Medical who will deliver our diabetes supplies right to our door at no cost to us along with a free meter. We also have Wilford Brimley telling us to check our blood sugar and to check it often so that our diabetis won't get to out of control and if it does and we get a diabetic ulcer like one of these bad boys we can get a good old fashioned amputation if needed and then get one of these babies, a 36" Bariatric Bounder.


MeMe you need to consider the health care crisis in the country. Without the medical needs of us fatlings feeding the starving medical industry our economy would tank. Our gluttony is good! It creates jobs! Obesity helps fuel he medical industry. You just don't get it!

Other blogs have reacted with moral outrage to this out of control food cop.


MeMe Roth cruelly taunting fat girls with her movie star looks and smokin body






Real men like real women with real curves. Only a dog wants a bone and just because I don't/can't pork fat girls and Proud FA is no longer porking fat girls that does not mean we don't find fat girls hot. Fat girls are very very hot and that is why they dress like sluts and show so much skin. They need the ventilation for Christ's sake or else they'd overheat when they overeat! Ms Roth has no need to dress like a harlot!

MeMe The Terrorist

MeMe Roth is a one woman Taliban. Ms carrots and peas Roth wants to ban most foods. Her deep seated hatred for us fatlings has driven her agenda along with fellow fat hater first lady Michelle Obama to terrorize our fatling pups aka fat kids with fruits and vegetables. If  Ms Roth and Mrs Obama get there way all we will be allowed to eat is lettuce and seaweed. People like Emeril, Paula Deen the Butter Queen will be rounded up and sen to Gitmo and reprogrammed to cook like Graham Kerr and Nathan Lyon. 


You need to be eating some KFC and soul food sista!

We have shootings, bombings and rapes in our elementary schools everyday and you Ms Roth are concerned about cupcakes and a few million cases of diabetes that can easily be treated by the greatest medical system in the world?  How dare you storm into a school and take away the tasty num nums from kids? That Ms Roth is child abuse! You are probably one of those parents that forces your kids to eat spinach and carrots. Somebody should report you you killjoy!

I could not leave BFB's readers seeing such an ugly image that the First Lady is using to terrorize our kids and create a country of anorexics so I, Fat Bastard, leave you with this comforting image and I give you this sage advice. EAT!