Fat Bastard's Heart Attack

Teddy Bear, my fabulous fat friend and all the other faithful readers of Bigger Fatter Blog sorry I have been unavailable. Fat Bastard my friend and blog partner has suffered a mild cardiac event. I received a frantic call for Fat Bastard's sister letting me know that Fat Bastard we in the ER at out local hospital for severe chest pains and shortness of breath. His EKG and blood tests revealed that Fat Bastard had a cardiac event. The found blockages in two of his arteries

Fat Bastard is doing fine. They had to Roto Rooter one artery and put a stent in another. There was minimal damage to his heart muscle. He came through that procedure with flying colors. We all breathed a huge sigh of relief. Fat Bastard is not doing well emotionally. You know how those type A large and in charge grizzly bears can be. He nearly hit the ceiling when his doctor mentioned dieting. He was fit to be tied when the doctor suggested gastric bypass surgery. It was not pretty.





The good news is Fat Bastard is OK. There is only minor damage to his heart. He is home but his spirits are low. Keep him in your prayers.


Fat Bastard in the ER in great distress Fat Bastard being prepped by fat friendly tech. Notice fat friendly chair