Showing posts with label roid monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label roid monkey. Show all posts

Friday, February 20, 2009

FAT HATE BONANZA!

I really had some apprehension about posting this hateful garbage that I found online on a message board. I will not post the addy of the site because I don't want to give them any free publicity but let it suffice to say this was on a fitness site. We all know how cruel funny those roid monkeys can be.

I am still so flabbergasted at the cruel mockery of these lovely BBW's that I remain at a loss for words. Perhaps Teddy and Fat Bastard can talk me down but right now I am livid!!! I will add more editorial comments regarding this smudge on fat people and the movement. So watch for this article to change. I am sure Fat Bastard will want to add his outrage to this abomination.

Upon further reflection and a good talking down from Teddy Bear, I have regained my composure. I have spoken with Fat Bastardo and he reminded me that no one ever rushes to a fat man's defense the way I rushed to the defense of these much maligned  ladies food sluts. Fat men have feelings too and they also suffer the cruel ridicule persecution that fat women suffer. I suppose if a bunch of skinny skanks attractive slender women like Me Me Roth and her band of fat haters started a similar thread about fat men people would laugh and think it was OK.

For Men Only (this is serious man stuff)

I am sure some of you put on the beer goggles and porked a fatty. Luckily I got married before most women got fat. I have porked a few voluptuous babes but I have never porked a pig but I bet some of you younger guys have. As men, we all have a minimum standard. Clearly minimum standards have declined given the obesity crisis. Lots of standards have declined because of the obesity crisis.

When it comes to women and sex, what is your minimum standard? In other words how fat does she have to be to make Mr Happy recoil and shrivel up out of fear?

Pick the ones you would do. Then pick the ones you would need beer goggles for. Then pick the ones you would do for a million bucks. Then pick the ones you would rather die than 
pork.



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 I'd hit that!

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Patty Perhaps I'd hit that.



                                                                 Chubberella

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Brenda Buffet

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Gormanda Sealpup

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Maida Ham
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Fatty Baluca



                                                                  Panni Pannicula


                                                       Largina Crush


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                                                    Rotunda Hindenberg



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Orca Porka Is this male or female? I can't tell!



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Dora Doritos She has an extra body part!



                                                                 HOLY SHIT!


And a double hernia!
TIME FOR THE ANTIDOTE!

A lot of you just threw up in your mouths so here are some images to clear your palate.

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