Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Silent Majority

If one were to define fat acceptance by the definition set out in Bigger Fatter Blog's mission statement and by our philosophy one has to reach the conclusion that most Americans are indeed fat acceptors. The only difference between us and them is that because we are organized we are active obesity promoters and gluttony promoters and they are passive obesity and gluttony promoters. On occasion a fatling will back slide and go on a diet but we know that never lasts all that long and soon they are back in the fold. We go a bit nervous with CG Brady's weight loss method but it will never reach the masses. We fatlings and our obesity is a massive economic force. There is no way the powers that be will want us to slim down. The only way that will happen is if we have some of sort of "come to Jesus moment" and and reject our hedonism and greedy gluttony for some silly altruistic selfless holier than thou paradigm. Like that is ever going to happen. The fact is, the fattest people on earth are fundamentalist holy rolling evangelical Christians.



Godly Gormandizer Rev Jerry Falwell

The late Jerry Falwell was a prime example of the power of the belly God. It would appear that our belly God trumped even Dr Falwell's punitive god of suffering and pain. Clearly Jerry Falwell ignored this Biblical proclamation PROVERBS 23:21 for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags. Obviously Falwell's greedy gluttony did not make him a pauper. Falwell was a millionaire. Falwell also ignored the following Biblical verses as well. Proverbs 23:2-3 And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite. Be not desirous of his dainties: for they are deceitful meat. Philippians 3:19 Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things. Perhaps the fact that Jesus was a skinny runt caused the fundamentalist Falwell to rethink the Biblical admonitions regarding gluttony found in the scripture. Not only did the Reverend Falwell reject the biblical admonitions regarding gluttony so have most major Christian denomination with the exception of the Seventh Day Adventists who follow strict dietary laws.

It certainly would appear that our belly god has spanked that nasty Christian god but good. Unbridled food lust is spreading like wild fire. Bigger Fatter Blog is proud to announce that a whopping seventy three percent of Americans are either fat or obese and that number is growing. USA! USA!! USA!!!


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Stop drooling Proud FA! Fatlings paying homage to the Belly God.
Gluttony and food lust has no political boundaries. Not only are right wingnuts fat so are left wingnuts. The Belly God in truly non partisan.


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Michael Moore stuffing his meat face with meat.

When it comes to worship of the Belly God, far left nut job Michael Moore would put his differences aside with far right fat boy Rush Limbaugh.

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Defacto leader of the GOP Rush Limbaugh.

If you were to put on a good feed Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore would happily put the differences aside as they'd make short work of a buffet. The political polarization within the fat acceptance movement is indeed a sad thing but the far left man hating feminazi nut jobs like Kate Harding represent a very loud and very ineffective and very small subculture within the fat acceptance movement. The majority of fat acceptors see the feminist take over of the fat acceptance movement as no real threat to them. We at Bigger Fatter Blog don't see it as a threat per se but a the same time we don't want anyone to believe that most fat people think they way they do. The fact is, most fat people are men. We men are the majority of fat people.



We have an agenda and the fat feminists have an agenda. Our agenda is the continued promotion, celebration and normalization of obesity and gluttony. Their agenda is to bitch and whine and blame. Our message in positive their message is negative and and ultimately self-defeating.

We don't wear this badge. http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/476471/2/Angry_Lady.jpg This is not us nor is this the the face of the overwhelming majority of fat people. Fat people are well adjusted and happy. Studies have proven that time and time again. Fat people are friendly, positive and content. In Shakespeare's Julius Caesar Caesar proclaims: "Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights. Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous." We all know what happened to Caesar and the Roman Empire because of a small group of agitators and angry zealots like Kate Harding.



                                                        Happy fatling.

Food makes us fatlings happy and we eat a lot and we eat often so it stands to reason we are happy most of the time. The growing obesity bloom is cause for celebration so the way to celebrate is to ramp up our eating even more. Obesity in this country is like a tide. It is unstoppable. This glorious flabbalanche is moving like a rocket powered freight train on steroids. It cannot be contained or even slowed. Enjoy the ride. PIG OUT!

GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

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Be proud of your piggish proportions and your gluttonous ways. Take a page from Marylin Wann's book Fatso. Your greedy gluttony and gormandizing is great and glorious. Guilt free gluttony is the final step in true fat liberation. We are the majority! The majority rules! The war is over. We have won! Now it is time to enjoy the spoils of our victory. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT you big fat WINNER!
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Embrace the FAT! Bon Appetite!




Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Men, Moobs and Mammograms




Just as sloth and gluttony has become fashionable so has the moob aka the man boob. Massive meaty male mammary glands are fast becoming fashionable. More and more men are flaunting macho melons. Unfortunately the fashion industry has been slow in recognizing the commercial potential of these hefty he man hooters.

Sadly for America, Japan has taken the lead in the development of men's over the shoulder boulder holders. America will be importing men's bras from Japan. Leave it to the resourceful Japanese to recognize the next big thing and beat us to the punch.

IN OTHER NEWS: WHY TRUMP IS A SUSPECT IN JEFF EPSTEIN'S MURDER


Nippon Brassiere company.

Fat men have enjoyed wearing thong panties for many years so why has it taken so long for clothing manufacturers and designers to produce a man bra for the unique man boob?


Above: Fat man flaunting his flabby fanny WWE's Rikishi show his ample ass.

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Chips ahoy! Jack Nicholson growing his man boobs (moobs)

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This guy needs a bird dog bra to turn his setters into pointers.

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Vinnie Barbarino or Vinnie Boobarino?

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American Idol's boobastic Simon Cowell sporting a perky pair


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Macho Macho Moobs!
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Big bouncy boy boobs!


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The Japanese are always copying us Yanks

OK ladies you have seen a whole bunch of greedy gluttons with gynecomastia but now it is time to stop drooling. Proud FA brought up a serious issue, breast cancer in men. I decided to consult a fat friendly doctor for the skinny on boy boob blubber. Here is part of the interview.

Doctor Sizemore on Moobs
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Dr Sizemore checking for breast and testicular cancer.

Fat Bastard: Dr. Sizemore, do men get breast cancer
Dr. Sizemore: The answer to your question Fat Bastard is yes. Men make up about two percent of all breast cancer cases, but breast cancer in men is often fatal because the symptoms are ignored.
Men would be wise to do a self-exam when they take a shower. Some men's chests, being flat, will be easier to examine than a woman's chest is. Guys like you Fat Bastard have breasts that are not unlike women's breasts. Soaping your breasts makes them slippery and that helps you feel the details of the tissue better. This is true for women, too, of course.
Fat Bastard: That sounds like fun!
Doctor Sizemore: If you find a lump, you should get a mammogram. I don't think there is a recommendation for routine mammograms for men, but because sadly so few protocols exist, I suggest you do your own extensive literature search.
Fat Bastard: Have you treated many men with breast cancer?
Dr Sizemore: I have had several male patients with breast cancer. I would like to tell you about one in particular.
Fat Bastard: Please do.
Doctor Sizemore: His first symptom was that his left nipple was inverted - it was pulling in. That began to increase and then it became very painful. One night, it hurt so badly that it woke him up. That's when he called my office. I found a lump so I sent him on to a surgeon.
The surgeon said he didn't think he had breast cancer, but he tested him anyway and found out what I had suspected. Eventually he went to a breast specialist to have the tumor removed.
Since this experience, I have run into four or five more cases in Herkimer alone. I don't hear the media talk about male breast cancer though, so I'm hoping to raise awareness.
Fat Bastard: We will be presenting this on Bigger Fatter Blog doctor. We too want to raise awareness. If I told my doctor that I suspected I had breast cancer how would he respond?
Doctor Sizemore: I would expect that many general practitioners would brush you off, send you on your way with some antibiotics.
Since we can't count on the media for accuracy and balanced reporting, I appreciate guys like you Fat Bastard keeping the public informed.
Fat Bastard: Are men with moobs at greater risk for developing breast cancer.
Doctor Sizemore: I really cannot give you a definite yes because the problem has not been thoroughly studied but I can tell you from my own experience that all of the cases of male breast cancer I have observed in my patients obesity was also present. That makes sense for many reasons. For certain cancers like breast cancer there is a link to estrogen. Fat stores more estrogen. There is also evidence in the medical literature that testosterone can prevent breast cancer. Being that fat men tend to have lower testosterone levels and higher estrogen levels then it would follow that they would be more likely to develop breast cancer. Fat also tends to store more carcenogens and fat people tend to eat more processed foods that are low in anti-oxidants. That too can increase the risks for all sorts of cancers. Fat people do develop cancer at a higher rate than lean people so I would have to say that it is reasonable to conclude that fat men are more likely to develop breast cancer than lean men.
Fat Bastard: As the leading voice in the new fat acceptance it is our duty to keep fat guys informed about health issues. Doctor, should men with boobs get mammograms?
Dr Sizemore: Most doctors would say no but they would be wrong. I strongly recommend men with gynecomastia have regular mammograms.
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Blog readers,
Breast cancer is another risk of gluttony and obesity. If you find the risk acceptable as we do then be fat and pig out like the glutton that you are. If you don't find that the risks outweigh the pleasures derived from gluttony then don't be fat greedy gormandizer like us. Because this blog is done in the interest of fat people we give you both sides of the story. I encourage our readers to examine their moobs regularly. Being that moobs are pretty much the same as boobs the examination protocols are the same. If you have moobs you should have a yearly mammogram. If your doctor does not schedule you for one find a doctor who will. In the meantime learn how to perform a proper moob self-examination.
At your service,
Fat Bastard and Proud FA, Leaders of the New Fat Acceptance movement.
PS I have asked Teddy Bear for his thoughts on moobs. For those of you who don't know, Teddy Bear is a the world's leading authority on obese anatomy and obese body types ie soma-forms. If you have not read his work on pear and apple shaped bodies please do. It is both highly entertaining and informative. If I may I would like to coin a term for the field of study Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has created. I will call it fatanatomy.
EAT LIKE A PIG!
Fat Bastard

Monday, June 29, 2009

Thin Phobia, Thin Hatred and Jealous Fat Girls

Another Black Eye For Fat Acceptance
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There is not much difference between fat hatred and thin hatred except that thin women don't whine as much about thin hatred and take it on the chin. Fat girls constantly whine about fat hatred often when it doesn't exist. A fat girl play the fat card more often than Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton play he race card. Today the race card is much easier to trump than the fat card. Thin girls simply suffer in silence due to their low self-esteem. They never play the waif card. There is also a double standard. These days it is politically correct to trash skinny and for women. The latest trend is the blatant PhotoShop manipulation of pretty young actresses to make them look anorexic. Jealous fat girls are pathetic but I still pork them anyway. In this article, Bigger Fatter Blog is going to expose the war on thin women. You may ask why is a fat acceptance blog fighting for the rights and dignity of fat women. The answer is fairly simple. Fat Bastard and I want to restore some much-needed integrity to the entire fat acceptance movement.

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Militant fat acceptance womyn without a clue!

It's this kind of boorish low class Kate Harding style shit I am talking about! Fat Bastard is a victim of the man hating. They love me because I will pork them but they hate Fat Bastard because he can only bone skinny chicks. He's too fat to pork another fatling. How shallow is that?!

Here are some samples of how jealous fa girls are creating the anorexia scare using photo manipulation. These hateful "womyn" are so jealous and desperate that the stooped to these sophomoric and dishonest means. This is one more example how the Kate Hardings and the Joy Nashes have sullied this once fine an noble civil rights movement. It is appalling!

In the Michael Jackson article we exposed the double standard the media has regarding thin women and thin men and how they are soo quick to call a lean woman an anorexic yet for years they ignored the dangerously underweight King of Pop. Fat Bastard's keen eye caught a photoshopped version of a Jessica Stroup photo juxtaposed with a tubby Brooke Hogan.


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Click the link below to see more jealous fat girl photo fakes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLM7UueffEo

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REAL--------------------------> FAKED by a fat girl


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REAL--------------------------> FAKED by a fat girl

Because he thin-phobic media hates thin women they have asked me to remove the images of the faked anorexic models but here is the site from which they were found.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/models.asp#photo
See for yourself.

You may be asking why the I, Proud FA, the Dean of Feederism is defending skinny women. I am not defending skinny women. Like people of all sizes they should not need a defender or apologist. I am defending fat acceptance and size acceptance form misguided zealots form within the movement. Fat Bastard asked me to write this article because coming from me, the Dean of Feedersim and porker of fat women it would have more integrity that if Fat Bastard wrote because as we all know Fat Bastard only bones skinny women because it is not mechanically possible for him to pork porkers. A fellow blogger has discovered even more faked photos.
You can view them here. http://www.2medusa.com/2008/09/photoshopping-gone-mad-skinny-on-fake.html

Fat girls have ruined he fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard and I are trying to restore some of the integrity NAAFA founder Bill Fabrey, the father of fat acceptance, brought to the movement. In the meantime shame on all you hateful and jealous fat girls who have not really embraced your fat and gluttony.

As a fat admirer I don't find any of these thin women porkable. Fat Bastard would love to bone anyone of them. I think that even in the real photos they are too thin for my tastes. Fat Bastard is has different tastes but that is not the point. These malicious photos are being used by jealous fat girls in the tired old hateful maladroit fat acceptance movement to shame thin and waifish women as if they need to feel any worse about themselves. Thin and waifish already have extremely low self-esteem as it is. It is just painfully cruel that the strident and confident womyn in the FA movement have be so low class as to pick on these pathetic skinny females who cannot and do not defend themselves. We here at Bigger Fatter Blog protect and defend people of all sizes. We do not judge people who want to be frugal with their calories.

You jealous fat girls won't fuck fat guys like Fat Bastard so all we have to say to you and your ilk is FUCK YOU!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Michael Jackson's Cause of Death

Dear BFB readers,

I know that many of you are shocked and angered at the death of MJ and I understand your rage but I cannot allow comments calling for the death of the doctor or doctors who killed MJ.

Like all of you I want to see justice done. Proud FA and I are sick about this as we too were MJ fans.

There is a lot of blame to go around in the death of this fragile man. Dr Murray is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. He will probably weasel out of it just like the butchers and leaches who killed Ana Nicole Smith. The Jackson family has called for a second autopsy. In the meantime blog hard about reckless actions of Dr Conrad Murray.


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Your host, Fat Bastard

Anorexia's Role in the Death of Michael Jackson

It is well known that people of low body weights have a lower tolerance for drugs. Any first year medical student knows that but it would seem that Jackson's physician Dr Conrad Murray was absent from class on the day that was taught. Joe Jackson patriarch of the Jackson family has called for a second autopsy and now Dr Murray has lawyered up after an examination by the Los Angeles County coroner's office failed to determine what killed the 50-year-old pop music icon. Dr Murray's lawyer/mouthpiece maintains that Murray is cooperating with he police.... and pork is the other white meat. Give me a break! Just like in the case of Anna Nicole Smith, sleazy doctors, hangers on and a deadly dose of Demerol most likely caused this tragic death and ended the come back of the beloved King of Pop.

Facts about Demerol (Meperidine hydrochloride):

Contraindications:
1. Has received MAO inhibitors within the past 14 days.

2. Is allergic to narcotic analgesics or to any of the ingredients of the medication.

Side effects of Demerol:

The major hazards of meperidine, as with other narcotic analgesics, are respiratory depression, circulatory depression; respiratory arrest, shock, and cardiac arrest have occurred.

Demerol is usually only used for a short time. Repeated or high doses may cause drug levels to build up in the body and cause serious side effects such as seizures and shaking. Caution is advised if this medication is used for conditions which require long-term or high-dosage treatment (e.g., sickle cell anemia, burns, cancer).

Dr Murray has to be either a moron or a murderer. The autopsy will show that a huge dose of the prescription drug Demerol was what stopped the heart of MJ and broke the hearts of his million and million of fans. Speculation has started already about Jackson's use of pain medications. He may have been addicted to pain killers. Addiction to pain killers does not kill people unless they take an over dose. There are many chronic pain patients who lead very healthy lives who are addicted/dependent on drugs like Vicodin and its natural cousin morphine. Most chronic pain patients are addicted to pain medications. Jackson was probably in chronic pain and now the media whores and vultures in the media like that foaming at the mouth pit bull Nancy Grace want to paint the recently deceased Mr Jackson as some sort of pill popping junkie. Did these shit bums every consider the toll all the years of dancing have taken on the 50 yearold's frail and battered body? Of course not. They haven't because that would require some thought, integrity and compassion and they are vile scumbags.

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Media whore Nancy DisGrace

Certainly there were drugs involved but that does not make up for the fact that Michael Jackson the King of Pop was severely anorexic. OK Fat Bastard but how does this apply to the new fat acceptance? Fellow fatlings and fat admirers, here's how I got there. Even as a kid MJ was rail thin.

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Jacko as an anorexic teen.

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Notice his stick-like legs

Even in the 90's Jacko was far below an 18.5 BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 is the lowest healthy BMI. At the time of his trial for pee pee touching the King of Pop weighed under 100 pounds. So what Fat Bastard, how does this apply to fat acceptance? Here is how it applies. Michael Jackson had been dangerously underweight for nearly all of his career but where was the press? The press make great sport of thin female celebrities who are thin and perhaps borderline underweight but they were strangely silent when it came to the most famous MAN on earth. This pretense of concern to skinny female celebrities is revolting and the epitome hypocrisy. Here is one of the thin actresses the jealous fat girls in press love to pick on and call anorexic.http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/12/poshPA101206_228x614.jpg
The lovely Victoria Beckham

UPDATE: According the the coroner's report Michael Jackson weighed 108 pounds when he died. Jackson stood five feet ten inches tall. That means his BMI Body Mass Index was 15.5. Compared to Michael Jackson, the actresses that the jealous fat girls portray as anorexic are porkers.

UPDATE:
It is now suspected that the drug Diprivan was found in Jackson's home. Diprivan is a power anesthetic that is not approved for home use. Your local pharmacy does not carry this drug and your doctor could not prescribe it to you. Diprovin has to be administered intravenously. It is used to knock people out for surgery.

From the FDA website: Diprivan Injectable Emulsion is an intravenous sedative-hypnotic agent for use in the induction and maintenance of anesthesia or sedation. Intravenous injection of a therapeutic dose of propofol produces hypnosis rapidly with minimal excitation, usually within 40 seconds from the start of an injection (the time for one arm-brain circulation). As with other rapidly acting intravenous anesthetic agents, the half-time of the blood-brain equilibration is approximately 1 to 3 minutes, and this accounts for the rapid induction of anesthesia.

Bigger Fatter Blog is not just fat acceptance, obesity and gluttony promotion. We are also the leading voice in the NEW size acceptance movement. We at BFB are not mean to skinny folks. While my best friend Proud FA only porks fat girls and the only women that I can bone are skinny ones so there is no way I, Fat Bastard, and Proud FA are going to get on the bash skinny women band wagon. We barely bash http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/NAAO.html founder MeMe Roth. Victoria Beckham is not even underweight. Michael Jackson WAS dangerously underweight and no one said anything. Here's some news for you jealous fat girls; manorexia is a real thing. That's right, men suffer from anorexia too. In your hateful zeal to attack thin actresses you completely forgot about MJ and all the emotional reasons he for why may have starved himself to death. His blood is on your jealous skinny woman hating man hating hands. Before you silly fat hens go saying that a drug overdose was what really killed Michael Jackson consider this. If Michael Jackson had been at a clinically normal weight he most likely could have handled the shot of Demerol his reckless personal physician Dr Murray gave him. Hell I could have taken ten times the dose they gave MJ and not felt a thing. Poor emaciated Michael, like all skinny people had such a low and slow metabolism his frail and battered body could not handle the dosage of medication he was given.

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The lovely Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes

Jealous fat girls of the man hating press using PhotoShopped (see the proof) images are trying to say that Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes of 90210 are "dangerously thin" and have an eating disorder. YOU STUPID IGNORANT JEALOUS BITCHES, compared to Michael Jackson who really was dangerously thin Jessica and Shenae are fat! How dare you jealous vain bitches waste paper writing such trash just because you won't accept and embrace your own obesity and gluttony and pay homage to the belly God the way true fat accpetors do. In case you haven't heard GLUTTONY and OBESITY are GOOD! I hope MeMe Roth steals your husbands.

Rest in Peace Michael Jackson and thank you for your wonderful music. You brightened an often bleak world. You will be missed. In the meantime Proud FA, the many readers of Bigger Fatter Blog and I would like to express our deepest sympathy to the Jackson family. Good bye Michael. The world mourns your passing. http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0626/csmimg/AGLOVE_P1.jpg

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Normal human bodies are about eight heads high. Brooke Hogan in this picture measures about eight heads high despite the fact that she has the Hulkster's big head. Jessica Stroup in this altered image is only 5 and one half heads high. This is proof that jealous fat girls in the media alter images of normal sized actresses to make them look anorexic. Measure them for yourself.

To prove we at BFB did not alter these images here is a link to the website of the man hating NAAFA inspired yeast beast who altered them.

http://current.com/items/89456081_which-body-type-do-you-prefer-jessica-stroup-versus-brooke-hogan.htm

  • The body width = 2 1/3 heads
  • The body height = 8 heads
  • Distance between nipples on chest = 1 head
  • Width of calf muscles together at lower arc = 1 head
  • Bottom of the knees = 2 heads from ground level
For an amplified version of the chart below click this link.
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You jealous fat girls are sooooo transparent!



Monday, June 22, 2009

Thinlings Facing Extinction:

SAVE THE THINLINGS!

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Thinling Nurses: A fatling's best friend


I'm sure the man hating loons of the old and irrelevant and maladroit NAAFA style fat acceptance will cry traitor at this article I am about to write. OK girls, let's hear your simpleminded, predictable and nonsensical diatribes. Our faithful readers will give them the drubbing they deserve. Fat Bastard will shoot down your half baked boneheaded logic with one brain tied behind his back. Bring it on you crazy bitches.

Unlike the crazy hate mongering paranoid yeast beasts of the old fat acceptance those of us in the new fat acceptance don't think that everyone is out to get fat people but then again men and even sissified fat men don't go through life with the tragic victim mentality so typical with fat girls.

As we all know Americans have taken the lead in most everything. We won the space race and now we lead the world in consumption. Americans are by far the world's greatest consumers. I can proudly say that Americans are the worlds biggest and greediest gluttons. Our greedy gluttony has made the US the engine of the world's economy and that is a good thing. Greed and gluttony are good but can we have too much of a good thing? I didn't think so but unlike people like Kate Harding the numbers don't lie. I am pleased as punch that 73% of Americans are fat or obese but it really does appear that we are rapidly reaching a tipping point. In my opinion and in the opinion of many other experts America may actually be getting too fat. The bottom line is, we soon will not have enough thinlings to serve the needs of the fatlings.

Lets start with the military, national security and combat readiness. Fatlings rely on cheap gasoline for their gluttonous SUVs. With our military getting too fat to fight soon the US will not be able to assure a secure and affordable supply of petroleum. This will impact more negatively on fatlings than on thinlings. Thinlings will do as the do now. They will buy smaller fuel efficient cars, motor scooters and they will walk. The following excerpts from the latest Pentagon report illuminates this frightening problem.

Pentagon Report Shows Obesity In U.S. Military
Doubled Since 2003
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Fatling Soldier

Julie Farby - AHN Reporter

Washington, DC (AHN) - A new Pentagon study finds that the number of troops diagnosed as overweight or obese has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war, another example of the stress and strains of continuing combat deployments.

According to the report, "Stress, fat spouses and return from deployment were the most frequently cited reasons for gaining weight. The largest increase in diagnoses of overweight and obese troops came in the last five years."

Proud FA commentary: I live in a military town and I pork many military wives and as the readers of Bigger Fatter Blog know, I only pork fat women.

The report, published in the January edition of the Defense Department's Medical Surveillance Monthly Report, raises concerns about military's ability to meet increasing levels of demand.

The number of service members diagnosed as overweight increased after 2003, according to the study, and today nearly one in 20 are diagnosed as clinically overweight.

The weight-gain trend is not the only trend to develop within the military after six years of war and back-to-back deployments. Other trends include steadily rising suicides and divorce rates among soldiers and Marines and increased prescription drug use in the Army.

"Overweight/obesity is a significant military medical concern because it is associated with decreased military operational effectiveness," the study said.

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Our police force is quickly becoming too fat to serve and protect.


Officer Rotunda Watts enjoying a snack.

The thin blue line is quickly becoming the thick blue line as portly police pack on pounds.

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Officer Don Donutto

The thinlings are fighting back because as we know thinlings pay more in taxes than fatlings so they are pissed. Folks, it hurts to say this but it needs to be said. Thinlings are taking punitive measures to get rid of obese cops.


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Cadet Frank Furter with training officer Sgt. Mike Hindenberger.
Here is an interesting article about how the Ohio state highway patrol is trying to control obesity and overweight officers. While it is rare, officers can be dismissed for exceeding their target weight for 24 months in a row. Honestly, of all the people who need to be in decent physical condition, I would put police and fire/rescue at the top.

Ohio’s highway patrol is among just a handful of state patrols that allow punitive measures against troopers and sergeants who fail to meet weight requirements. Union contracts in Alaska and Massachusetts also allow for removing overweight troopers from duty, although that rarely happens, said National Troopers Coalition chairman Mike Eades.
The rate of police officers who are overweight or obese has grown along with the general American population in recent years, said Dr. Steve Farrell, who teaches police agencies how to implement fitness programs at the nationally respected Cooper Institute in Dallas.
Police officers and troopers may spend most of their workday sitting, either in patrol cars or at desks, but they must be prepared for sudden, extreme amounts of physical effort, such as running after a suspect, Farrell said.

Some states like Alabama have begun surcharging obese employees for their health insurance since there is a direct correlation between obesity and health care costs. This is a good way to encourage people to take responsibility for their lifestyle choices. But interestingly enough, one of the police officers that was interviewed said this- “If you say to people, ’We’re going to punish you,’ you’re not going to get people to volunteer to comply,” said Weisman, a retired Columbus police sergeant. “It doesn’t motivate them.” I find that to be a very ironic statement coming from a police officer. While we certainly need to encourage people to make the right diet and exercise choices, I think it is entirely appropriate to “punish” people who refuse to do so- either through higher premiums or through “time off” like the Ohio state patrol uses. I think the threat of losing your pay is a very effective incentive. In fact, I’m pretty sure that money is the only incentive that people really respond to because it is obvious that poor health and obesity related diseases have no effect on most folks.
I can just hear the stupid bitches like Kate Harding pissing and moaning about this. Wake the fuck up you ignorant douche bag! If people are costing the system more then they should be paid less PERIOD! Speaking of periods, Kate is always on hers.
Obesity if not stopped at it's current rate will eventually become too much for the thinlings to handle. Society needs manual laborers. Thinlings will soon be at a premium. Currently 27% of the US population is comprised of thinlings. That number will dip to under 20% by 2020 and the number of fatlings capable of gainful employment through manual labor will drop drastically due to the steep increases in morbid, super morbid and super super morbid obesity. Think of it like this. Let's say a plague wiped out honey bees. The worker bees are the ones that gater honey and spread pollen so that crops will bear fruit. Thinlings are very much like worker bees. Fatlings who are like the king and queen bees cannot servive without them. Who'd gather the nectar? Who'd protect the hive? Who'd service the queens? There will be a huge percentage of fat men unable to service a woman and especially a fat women. Being that less than 20% of the US male population will be thinlings and the majority of them will prefer female thinlings there are going to be a whole lot of angry and bitchy BBWs and SSBBWs.

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