Gluttony Is Good Fat Shaming Is Bad

Keep On Eating

If you see a pound is lost don't give up at any cost. KEEP ON EATING!


If your in a happy mood eat lots and lots and lots of food.



When at the all you can eat buffet, stay right there and eat all day.


With diabetic ulcers on your feet, eat eat eat and eat eat eat!

We all have to die someday so eat all night and eat all anyway!

Seasons of the Gluttons

I Fat Bastard love the fall. That hot sticky summer weather has passed and we fatlings are much more comfortable but what's better than that is that fall signals the beginning of the glutton season.

ZIGGY SAKKI ZIGGY SAKKI EAT EAT EAT!

First comes Oktoberfest. More sausage gets delivered at Oktoberfest than all the Proud FA's laying dicks to the BBWs at a NAAFA convention not to mention the beer. While you won't see me Fat Bastard donning a pair of lederhosen or dancing a polka you will find me wolfing down a plate full of brats, German potato salad and a few quarts of St Paulis.


Next comes gobblin time and I not just talking about ghosts and spooks or Turkey Day. I'm talking about the cornucopia of Halloween candy available to us gluttons not to mention they cider and donuts. I am talking about the bags and bags and bags of delicious candy available for pre Halloween gorging and don't forget... save some for the trick and treaters. You don't want to get your house TPed or your windows soaped.

Thinnette presents BIRDZILLA!

Kick your seasonal gluttony in to high gear. The pilgrims and Squanto never envisioned the deliciously decadent Thanksgiving that we have today. I'd write more about it but just the thought of past Thanksgivings is making me drool all over my keyboard. It's not the turkey, it's all the trimmings! YUMMMMMMM!



Seasons Greedings!

Good King Wenceslas may have looked out on the Feast of Stephen but I Fat Bastard sat down and ate the whole fucking thing. Just when you thought you couldn't take the break in celebratory gluttony any longer along comes the Yuletide Season aka Christmas -- the greediest and most gluttonous time of year. You don't have to wait until December 25th either. The eating starts long before that with X-mas parties and folks delivering goodies. The break between Thanksgiving and X-Mas is almost worth the wait. I said almost. LOL!


They don't call it Happy New Years for no reason. New Years means one final mega food orgy. True gluttons don't just use the X-mas leftovers because with true gluttons there won't be any. Any resolutions made regarding diet and exercise will quickly melt away on Valentines Day more quickly than that big piece of Godiva Chocolate melts in your mouth.

Check your blood sugar and check it often!

HAPPY YEASTER!

HAES Out FATT In!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with HAES; it is a twisted sophistry of the old NAAFA style fat acceptance movement and it means Health At Every Size. We all know that's bullshit. HAES was started by Linda Bacon PhD and in her case PhD stands for Piled Higher and Deeper.


Linda Bacon PhD and proponent of HAES

Why is HAES bullshit?

It's really pretty simple.You can't be healthy by eating unhealthy food and you can't get fat if all you eat is healthy food. The last part needs some explaining so I will use CG Brady's Subway sandwich analogy. A footlong veggie Subway submarine sandwich contains about 500 calories. It would take four of them just to maintain 140 pounds of body weight on a sedentary woman. Fatlings are simply too lazy to do all that chewing and if they exercised as Linda Bacon suggests they would need at least five!

F.A.T.T. means Food All The Time.

Fake Food

Real Food

First, we need to use the fatling's definition of food. Most fruits and all vegetables do not fit the fatling's definition of food. To a fatling vegetables are what food eats. There are exceptions like beer, wine, corn chips and fries but in their raw and unprocessed state fruits and vegetables are not considered palatable food by most fatlings.

Food All The Time or FATT simply means to eat all the time which very much like the Grazenhiemer method with the exception that FATT is not just for gaining but it is also for maintaining. When the glutton their FSP or Food Saturation Point the are at their maintenance level. People Jennifer Portnick, Kelly Bliss and Linda Bacon erroneously refer to this as a fatling's metabolic set point but in reality, it is the FSP or Food Saturation Point.


HAES advocate Kelly Bliss


HAES advocate Jennifer Portnick


FATT advocate Fat Bastard

My advice to all you reluctant gluttons out there is to get FATT and get fat.

NOTE: FATT is pretty much like EATT or Eat All The Time aka The Grazenhiemer Method.

UPDATE! I, Fat Bastard am in negotiations with Kelly Bliss. She's the HAES and fat & fit advocate who goes on news shows and gets spanked soundly by MeMe Roth. I would love to spank MeMe Roth but that's another story. I sent Kelly Bliss the following missive:

Let's break this down into objective and irrefutable reality.

Fat people's bodies are not defying the laws of physics. Here is an example. The most weight a sedentary woman can maintain on 2000 calories a day is 140 lbs there are no genetic or metabolic glitches that can change that.I know that the diet industry prattles on about boosting one's metabolism but that is mostly a myth. The truth is the most the basal metabolic rate can vary is in individuals of the same age weight and gender is 35 calories a day. That is cold hard science and that proof is immutable.

Obese people are not healthy. If we exercise we will be less unhealthy. Caloric poisoning has many consequences. Just the toll excess weight take on the joints is devastating. Many of us have sleep apnea. Many of us have enlarged hearts and diabetes and exercise will not cure that.

Arguing that being fat is not unhealthy for most people is absurd. Fat people know that. We know it's absurd.

Bigger Fatter Blog represents the New Fat Acceptance. Our philosophy is simple. Gluttony is good. Sure it will shorten our lives significantly but quality beats quantity every time. We fatlings love food above all else and it is high time we admit and celebrate it.

It was very disheartening watching our nemesis MeMe Roth handle you and Joy Nash on Fox. She held back. I have a wicked crush on MeMe. As you probably know it's very difficult if not impossible for a really fat guy to have sex with a really fat girl. Thank Belly God for internet porn! LOL That is why women who look like MeMe appeal to a lummox like me. Also, skinny women have far lower "self-esteem"  than fat ones. That's why the are skinny. If you don't believe me just read the stuff those pro-ana women write on their blogs. The love me, Fat Bastard and they come to my blog to find balance.

You have good math skills. Here are the numbers for a sedentary woman age 30.

    * Resting (basal) metabolic rate: 1357 calories per day
    * Typical daily activities: 678 calories per day

    * Total calories burned: 2036 per day

Kelly, the fat acceptance movement need a rooster in the hen house. NAAFA is a joke. Even fat people make fun of them. You would think after 40 years they would have educated everyone by now.

You are pushing the idea that health can be achieved at ANY size. That can't even pass the giggle test. The body has weight limits.

I have challenged MeMe Roth in the next Boston Marathon. I will beat her. I have a modified Jazzy Powerchair. She'll be eating my dust and whiffing my fat man musk. AND..when I cross the finish line way before her I will turn around and lick her up and let her ride in style on my big soft belly.


Yours in fat, 


Fat Bastard

UPDATE NUMBER TWO:

Because I don't have Kelly's permission to publish her missives to me I will only publish what I have written to here and ask the BFB readers to read between the lines and draw their own conclusions. Let is suffice to say that Miss Bliss is not ready to accept the immutable reality that all fatlings are gluttons. This denial of the obesity gluttony connection by the heavyweights in the fat acceptance movement has been the main reason why the movement has sputtered for years. The only way to liberate fatlings is to let them know that GLUTTONY IS GOOD!



Miss Bliss,

Drop the wounded fat girl act and phony moral outrage and look up the meaning of the word pathological as well as the last part of that word which is logical. Meme Roth kicked your butt and she's a friggin zealot but she's honest and factual.

Why are you denying the science? If men at 2500 calories a day the most they could weigh is about 155 pounds and if women ate 2000 a day the most they could weigh is 140. MeMe knows this scientific certainly and I think you know it as well. If you two debate again and she brings out that fact it will be game sat and match for you and the FA movement and HAES. I don't know why she hasn't checkmated your logical fallacies.

I would like to invite both you and MeMe to Bigger Fatter Blog to hash this point out once and for all. 

We need to cut through the histrionics surrounding obesity and gluttony and stick to the science. Gluttony is the cause of obesity and you and I both know it. Some people see gluttony as a moral failing but even the Bible which hates everything says that God loves fat and gluttonous people. Here is the supporting scripture that I use when people pass judgment on us fatlings.

What the Bible says about Fat People

First of all, it is important to understand that God really likes fat. So I suppose he likes fat people, too. (He's probably overweight himself.)

    All the fat is the Lord's. -- Leviticus 3:16

Even God's sword is fat (and bloody).

    The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness. -- Isaiah 34:6

God even likes fat animals. He plans to feed people to them to make them nice and fat.

    Thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field ... Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth ... And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you. -- Ezekiel 39:17-19

God makes the diligent fat. (Lazy people are always skinny.)

    The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 13:4

God makes liberals fat, too. (I guess religious liberals should be the fattest of all.)

    The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25

If you put your trust in God, he will make you fat.

    He that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 28:25

Being fat is is sure sign of righteousnous in the eyes of God.

    The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14

Yours in Fat,


Fat Bastard

Reverend Burn aka Reverend Big Lard Ass Developer of EATT and the Grazenhiemer Method

NOTE: Only truly faithful fatlings are able to see the image of Big Lard Ass

We at Bigger Fatter Blog will be posting more tips and tricks on how to incorporate F.A.T.T. into your life so become a follower of Fat Bastard's Bigger Fatter Blog so that you can learn more. Special guests like Proud Plumpette, The Chef, Dr, Gerald "Teddy" Bear, Belly Boy, and the Rev Big Lard Ass with be offering their expert advice on how you can make FATT part of your life.

Oprah is in Denial: Oprah is a Glutton!

She's fat!


She's thin!


She's thin! She's FAT!


She's FAT!


She's sorta thin!


She's Fat!


MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! SHEEESH!



Oprah has excuse after excuse. Her latest on is that she is depressed. A few years ago it was because she has "blown out" her adrenal glands. Sorry Oprah and all you other fat girls who are in denial; depression and adrenal fatigue does not change the laws of physics and cause you to gain weight. Admit it Oprah; you along with 73% of Americans are gluttons. You need to either shit or get off the pot. (if you clog it up there is a really good article on Bigger Fatter Blog on how to unclog toilets.)

Oprah is setting a bad example for other girl gluttons. Fat girls look up to Oprah and frankly that is not a good thing. She sets a horrible example. She makes people think that being fat is a bad thing. She also denies her gluttony. That sort of thinking is what has damaged the entire fat acceptance movement.

Oprah has all these weight loss charlatans/gurus like Dr Phil and Bob Greene at her disposal. She even has a personal chef and still she chooses to eat like a happy little piggy. OINK!

A muscle head on another news group echoed my sentiments. "She has every single resource in at her fingertips. All the money in the world, and yet, she still has gained weight. I have heard people proclaim that ‘if they had the resources of these celebrities, they would look great too.’ I have always called “BS” on that. It has less to do with resources and much more to do with hard work and discipline. There is nothing that Oprah cannot buy…trainers, programs, nutritionists, cooks, etc… yet, her lack of discipline is the cause of her weight gain…its that simple"


Oprah is fat because she and her "best friend" Gayle King are always eating out with Oprah doing most of the eating.




Oprah and Gayle King

Oprah needs to come clean and admit that she is a fat girl glutton. She needs to tell her disciples that gluttony is good but before she can do that she needs to admit it to herself. Oprah, GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Look how well gluttony has served Oprah. She's filthy rich and now she has her own network called OWN.  The Oprah Winfrey Network. That's fattitude and egoism to the max! Perhaps when Oprah comes to her senses she will help me, Dr Bear and Rev BLA produce the Biggest Gainer.


You go girl! EAT!

Food IS Love!

As many of our readers know I, Fat Bastard, have panned McDonalds for offering too many "healthy" menu items but today McDonalds the granddaddy of fast food has more than redeemed itself in the eye all of us greedy gluttons. While it is true that McDonalds should not have caved into the food Nazis, their latest McRib commercial sends the righteous and powerful message - FOOD REALLY IS LOfVE!



Love is patient and kind. So is food!

Love does not judge and neither does food.


Food will not break your heart.


True love is unconditional and food is unconditional love.


Food will not ignore you.


Food will not reject you.


Food asks for nothing in return. 

Food is your best friend!


 FOOD IS LOVE!

Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!

Thanksgiving Gluttony!

Ladies and gentleman: START YOUR EATING! 



Now that you are all warmed up on all that extra Halloween candy it's time to kick your gluttony into high gear. EAT!


Grow that pumpkin!

Fat folks make so much food at Thanksgiving, it's almost divine. Do we really need so many different dishes—three vegetables, four pies, rolls, potatoes, stuffing, turkey, ham, alcohol etc.? The answer is a big fat resounding YES!  Zealots like MeMe Roth may prefer a more manageable meal, with fewer dishes—more like an enhanced "normal" meal. Which do you prefer? Would you rather eat more spartanly or go for the full monty of food glorious FOOD?

Eat early! Eat often!

Start your gormandizing on Thanksgiving Eve or sooner. Snacks and chips are dips are always a good option and don't skip breakfast! Thanksgiving pre eating is like the famous Grazenhiemer Technique. Just keep eating and drinking. Beer is great with all the football games but consider some Bailey's Irish  Creme especially if you are watching the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame. You may want to even have a mock tailgate party.

Get a really big fucking turkey!

Proud FA checking last year's Birdzilla

Even if you can't devour the bird in one sitting  it does not mean you should not get a mega gobbler to gobble. If you are a true glutton you will be hungry an hour after the main meal and desert. You'll want some turkey sandwiches with mayo or gravy or both and some extra pie. If you can't handle some Bailey's Irish Creme try some Irish Coffee.

Fat O'Bastard's Irish Coffee

 

Ingreedients

• 1 (5 fluid ounce) jigger Irish cream liqueur
• 1 (5 fluid ounce) jigger Irish whiskey
• 2 cups hot brewed coffee
• 6 tablespoons whipped cream
• 1 dash ground nutmeg

Directions

1. In a big goddamn coffee mug, combine Irish cream and Irish whiskey. Fill mug with coffee. Top with a dab of whipped cream and a dash of nutmeg

Pies!

 

Pecan, pumpkin, chocolate, mince meat or cheese pie are all good choices and don't skimp on the whipped cream.

 

Loosen that belt rookie, there's a lot more pie to pack away!

EAT! This is your host Fat Bastard wishing all a Happy Thanksgiving!

WARNING from Liberty Medical and Wilford Brimley! 

This Thanksgiving you are going to be kicking your power eating into overdrive so check your damn blood sugar and check it often! There's no reason not to.


Keep watching Bigger Fatter Blog for our Xmas holiday seasons GREEDings articles and recipes and gift ideas for your favorite fatling.

Stop pedophiles BOYCOTT AMAZON!

More Proof: Gluttony is Good!

Americans are the fattest, greediest and most gluttonous people on earth. Look at the cute little fat tyke on the right and look how American greed and gluttony has served him. God smiles down on greed and gluttony and he abhors humility. Look at the abundance he has showered on the US.


Fattitude! Without fattitude we could never have greedy gluttony and we would be just like those poor saps in Africa.  Corporate greed and gluttony is what made America great and we little piglets at the trough must battle the big boars for our share of the kibble just like the greedy little pigs we are. OINK!


The constant battle between the few big pigs and all the little pigs is what makes America the most greedy and gluttonous country on earth.


Greedy gluttony means much more than food lust. In this song we can substitute the words "it's food that I love" in place of  "it's money that I love".  We are all greedy pigs it's just that some are more aggressive than others.



Luckily we still have enough humble but powerful thinlings to keep the biggest piggies from hoggin all the goodies.

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