One of the prime examples of fat hatred is the Biggest Loser. When I, Fat Bastard watch that show I eat like the big fat gluttonous pig that I am and I would suggest that you do the same.
EAT!
This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
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Saturday, October 2, 2010
More Proof: Gluttony is Good!

Americans are the fattest, greediest and most gluttonous people on earth. Look at the cute little fat tyke on the right and look how American greed and gluttony has served him. God smiles down on greed and gluttony and he abhors humility. Look at the abundance he has showered on the US.

Fattitude! Without fattitude we could never have greedy gluttony and we would be just like those poor saps in Africa. Corporate greed and gluttony is what made America great and we little piglets at the trough must battle the big boars for our share of the kibble just like the greedy little pigs we are. OINK!

The constant battle between the few big pigs and all the little pigs is what makes America the most greedy and gluttonous country on earth.
Greedy gluttony means much more than food lust. In this song we can substitute the words "it's food that I love" in place of "it's money that I love". We are all greedy pigs it's just that some are more aggressive than others.

Luckily we still have enough humble but powerful thinlings to keep the biggest piggies from hoggin all the goodies.

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