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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Obesity and Gluttony IS Good for Your Health.

While it is true that hyper gluttony and super obesity is not for everyone,

(I wish those crazy "womyn like that dog faced gremlin Kate Harding" in the old wrong fat acceptance movement could figure that one out.) but for the majority of fatlings it is actually good for their health. Anti-obesity crusaders like the uber hot MeMe Roth may point to things like obesity and sleep apnea and complain that these conditions are unhealthy. Left untreated they are unhealthy but when treated they are actually good for you.

Let's take diabesity aka type 2 diabetes for example. Even thinlings have fluctuations in their blood glucose levels but if those fatlings who are fortunate enough to have diabesity check their blood sugar levels and check them often as fellow fatling


Wilford Brimley cautions that we can actually have more stable blood sugar than healthy thinlings. Instead of relying on a temperamental pancreas all the resourceful fatling does is check and inject insulin. Using your free meter and lancets the diabetic can adjust his blood sugar to accommodate his preferred level of gluttony. Let's see a lowly pancreas do that! Hyper gluttons like Doctor Gerald "Teddy" Bear can tweak their insulin levels to make any feeding frenzy a most enjoyable experience. I addition to stress free gormandizing, eating more gives the body more essential nutrients.

Obesity related heart disease is another myth perpetrated by the anti obesity mob. As fatlings our hearts work much harder than the average thinling because our hearts need to pump oxygen rich blood to all of our extra tissues.

Gluttons are less likely to suffer from depression says British study. Fat people really are jolly! Look at Santa Claus that jolly old elf!

Gluttony is Good for You by Zoe Williams

Cliches only turn into cliches because they're true. Otherwise, they just become a weird thing that someone in a bank once said to you. So I'm assuming that this will cheer you up, because I'm assuming that, at precisely this time of year, you're probably quite fat. Or maybe just fat for you. No, no, don't go and change - you'll be fine going out looking like that ...

Scientists in Bristol have discovered that fat people are more cheerful than their thin peers. I thought this was just a revivification of the ancient (well ... maybe 25-year-old) wisdom that says you shouldn't go on a totally fat-free diet because your brain needs its fat surround to keep from crashing against your skull. That makes you depressed, apparently. But you don't have to be obese to maintain this fatty covering; you just have to not be anorexic. Read the rest of the story here

While the elite athlete and object of my fat boy lust like MeMe Roth may spend 30 minutes working her heart on a treadmill the heart of a fatling works that hard or harder 24/7.  Every moment is a work out for us.

Many of us have C-PAP machines. For those of you who don't know, A C-PAP machine helps us fatlings breath when we are sleeping so that we don't die in our sleep from sleep apnea which most of us have and we get a more restful sleep because our lungs don't have to works so hard.

The fat haters like to bring up mobility issues. Thinlings and fat haters have the mobility issues. I, Fat Bastard would like to challenge MeMe Roth to a race. She can run and beat the hell out of her joints while I will cruise is my Jazzy Power chair. I will leave MeMe in the dust but I, Fat Bastard would be happy to let her ride sitting on my lap (your chariot awaits my lady) and maybe then she will have a better appreciation of how much better it is to be fat and gluttons than lean and spartan-like.

Eat my dust MeMe while I ride in comfort and eat Cheetos and dip.!










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27 comments:

Pig said...

Oink!

Being fat rules!

Anonymous said...

Are you fat people stupid too?

Biggus Piggus said...

Hey guys Wiki just recognized the New Fat Acceptance Movement.

The New Fat Acceptance

In Late 2007 the era of the New Fat Acceptance dawned. Ushered in by the iconic Mike "Fat Bastard" Gerard, the Dean of Feederism Proud FA and fat studies educator "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear.

The New Fat Acceptance seeks a return to the vision of NAAFA founder Bill Fabrey who saw fat acceptance as an inclusive movement advocating for all fat Americans regardless of their political stripe, race, creed or gender.

Mike Gerard issued the following mission statement when he broke ranks with what he saw as the old and ineffectual, pro feminist anti male movement.

This is the next phase in fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority. - Mike "Fat Bastard" Gerard -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_acceptance_movement

Lord Plumpington said...

People from Mississippi are fat. With an adult obesity rate of 33%, Mississippi has gobbled its way to the "chubbiest state" crown for the fifth year in a row, according to a new joint report by Trust for America's Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation. Alabama, West Virginia and Tennessee aren't far behind, with obesity rates over 30%. In fact, eight of the 10 fattest states are in the South. The region famous for its biscuits, barbecue and pecan pies has been struggling with its weight for years — but then again, so has the rest of the country. Wisconsin loves cheese, New Yorkers scarf pizza, and New Englanders have been known to enjoy a crab cake or two. So why is the South so portly?

For one thing, it's poor. Mississippi is not only the fattest state in the nation, but also the poorest, with 21% of its residents living below the poverty line, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. Alabama and West Virginia, the second and third fattest states, are tied for fifth poorest. With a poverty rate of 14%, the South is easily the most impoverished region in the country. "When you're poor, you tend to eat more calorie-dense foods because they're cheaper than fruits and vegetables," explains Jeff Levi, executive director of Trust for America. Poor neighborhoods also have fewer grocery stores, even in the rural South. A 2004 study by the University of South Carolina found that most food-shopping options in rural areas fall into the convenience-store category because grocery stores are located too far away. But although poverty puts people at risk for obesity, it doesn't determine their fate. A number of impoverished states — including Montana, Texas and New Mexico — have relatively low levels of obesity. There must be something else.

Maybe it's the culture. Southerners definitely enjoy their fried chicken (not to mention fried steak, fried onions, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles and fried corn bread). Even when their food isn't fried, they like to smother it in gravy. But while nutritionists frequently blame Southerners' large guts on their regional food choices, the accusation is a little unfair. Just as Californians don't actually live on wheat grass and tofu, Southerners don't really sit around eating fried chicken every day. "I've not come across anything that says the diet in the Southeast is worse than the rest of the country," says David Bassett, co-director of the University of Tennessee's Obesity Research Center. "We're definitely in what I like to call the 'Stroke Belt,' " he says, referring to Southeastern states' high percentage of heart disease and hypertension, "but I think that has more to do with Southerners' lack of physical activity rather than the food."
Bassett isn't just talking about neglected gym memberships and people who sit on the couch all day. Physical activity can be something as simple as walking to the bus stop. That's another problem, by the way: the South doesn't have many bus stops. Public transportation is paltry, and for most people, the best way to get around is by car. "You don't really think of riding the train as exercise, but at least you have to walk a few blocks to get to the stop," says Bassett. States like Mississippi and Tennessee also have a surprising lack of sidewalks, discouraging even the most eager pedestrians. Many roads are narrower than those in the North — where streets have wider shoulders to accommodate winter snow — and people who want to bike or jog find themselves uncomfortably close to traffic.


http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1909406,00.html

Fat Bastard, please comment on the above.

Lord Plumpington said...

But who wants to exercise when it's 100 degrees outside? The South is really hot and humid. Nobody in Mississippi goes running in the summer — at least, nobody sane. Bassett points out that Colorado, the state with the lowest obesity rate (18.9%), is relatively affluent and has a temperate climate and plenty of trails that lend themselves to outdoor activities.
So there you have it. Southerners have little access to healthy food and limited means with which to purchase it. It's hard for them to exercise outdoors, and even when they do have the opportunity, it's so hot, they don't want to. To combat this affliction, some Southern states have adopted programs to fight rising obesity. In 2003, Arkansas passed a school body mass index–screening program that assesses weight and sends the results home to parents. Tennessee encourages its schools to buy fresh ingredients from local growers. And in 2007, Mississippi adopted nutritional standards for school lunches. Most of these programs are relatively new, so it will be a few years before experts can determine their efficacy. "I think there's reason for optimism," says Barrett. "But it's likely that the Southeast will lag behind the rest of the country for some time to come

zen said...

Your intelligent yet snarky posts are the highlight of my week. Have I told you lately how much I love you? I will take a lap ride on that Jazzy Power chair any day. Just don't hog all the Cheetos kay babe?

Fat Bastard said...

Blogger zen said...

Your intelligent yet snarky posts are the highlight of my week. Have I told you lately how much I love you? I will take a lap ride on that Jazzy Power chair any day. Just don't hog all the Cheetos kay babe?

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Contrary to popular belief many gluttons share their Cheetos. Cool Ranch Doritos... well that's another story.

Be warned, fat guys fart constantly and we have that fat boy musk.

Anonymous said...

So when are you guys going to do a review of Huge?

I have been looking forward to that.

Proud FA said...

We did make mention of Huge and we like the heroine Will a Mean Ah. She's a sly, defiant girl gorgeous glutton. She is a wonderful role model to gluttons of all ages. She would make good NAAFA timber.

Proud FA said...

@ Lord Plumpington,

LP, Fat Bastard has a really full plate right now and we don't want him spreading himself too thin. As you may know Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear is sinking his teeth into some important political issues of national importance so we can't consult him on the red state obesity rate. Fat Bastard and I are interested in the glorious gluttony and obesity bloom in the South. We are inclined to disagree with the conclusions the author of that study has drawn. Fatty whisperer and weight loss coach CG Brady believes that the South has more fattitude which is why the opportunity of activities are less. The glorious glutton fare available to the sons and daughters of the South is a reflection of the Southern Heritage which is a form of fattitude. They slothfulness of Southerners goes back to slavery days when all they had to do is sit around and eat.

Southern Pride and gluttony go hand in hand. That is why so many of them hate Obama. Not only does he make them miss the days of slavery but now his wife is the Black MeMe Roth with her crusade to stop childhood obesity.

We would like Paula Deen the butter queen to weigh in on this. As you well know Lord P, Fat Bastard is all boned out over MeMe Roth and any skinny woman for that matter but now he's all boned up over our first lady Michelle Obama and Fat Bastard is a Republican. You know how it is for Fat boys. You and I Lord can pork fat girls just as easily as we can bone skinny women but since Fat Bastard and all fat guys are unable to pork fat girls the only option for them is to bone skinny girls.

It will be a while before we comment fully on the Southern Pig Bomb, but it is a very very important topic for fat acceptance and we thank you for bringing it to the attention of Bigger Fatter Blog.

Southern girls are the most fat and gluttonous so it you are looking for a trophy feedee South of the Mason-Dixon like in the enlarged heart of the Bible Belt is a happy hunting ground.

Southern Pride said...

The South leads the world in sloth and gluttony. It's called Southern Heritage.

Anonymous said...

Wow, congratulations - you're on ED

Anonymous said...

Morbidly obese Americans who can't stop stuffing their greasy chops are a national disgrace that has helped make America the laughing stock of the developed world. Why don't you supersized sacks of shit find a deserted island, move there and spend the rest of your very short lives stuffing yourselves to your hearts' content on deep fried lard?

Fat Bastard said...

Anonymous said...

Morbidly obese Americans who can't stop stuffing their greasy chops are a national disgrace that has helped make America the laughing stock of the developed world. Why don't you supersized sacks of shit find a deserted island, move there and spend the rest of your very short lives stuffing yourselves to your hearts' content on deep fried lard?

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OINK! OINK OINK OINK!! OINK!!!!
OINK! OINK OINK OINK!! OINK!!!
OINK! OINK OINK OINK!! OINK!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

It's not the quality of life it's the quality. 75% of Americans agree and that is why they are fat and greedy gluttons. I, FAT BASTARD am going to save this fat hating punk for Teddy Bear to maul!!
OINK! OINK OINK OINK!! OINK!!! OINK!! OINK!!!

Anonymous said...

I think all of that fat is getting to your brain.

Fat Bastard said...

Anynmouse I have one word for you and it is an angry OINK!!

Mike said...

guess what, being fat means your a moving target. so what if you have fucking scooter, i could just push you over because yuor so fucking top heavy and smash your face, and you would not be able to do anything because you can't even pick up yourself off the ground. yuor heart has to pump faster and harder because its clogged with fat, working your heart much more than needed, actually damaging it. if fat people were in the wilderness, like humans really should be, they would die first, because there are no all terrain scooters, and yuor slow without them. fat people have zero chances of survival, esspecially if they have zero muscle to back them self up. you depend on machines to keep you alive when you sleep, so what if those machines are no longer there, you die. you know what there is nothing wrong with being a little chubby an having a nicely sized beer belly, but if you can barely walk, we should just kill you on spot, cause yuor just a useless lob of fat, because you inconsiderate bastards ate so much godamn food that could have otherwise been shared with the rest of humanity, or some poor starving child.

Fat Bastard said...

To Mike,

OINK OINK OINK OINK and there are more OINKS where that can from and FYI there are all terrain fatty scooters.

If God had intended people to walk he'd have given them shoes.

You could not defeat a fatling we would run you down with our fatty scooters and we would crush you in a flabbalache! OINK!!!!!!!!!

Mike said...

fat bastard, stfu. god did want us to walk, hence why we have feet, you know the things you used to use, can you even see your non-existant dick you fatass. no you can't run me over, i can just jump on you because my reflexes aren't bogged down by pounds of wasted energy. even if there are all-terrain scooters, there useless in the actual out back country. also guess what, if your a major fatass and a male, guess what fat releases into your body, estrogen, basically turning you into a woman, maybe that's you bitch so much, you can't do anything but bitch, although I'm not being any better, but if that's the only way you learn, so be it.

mike said...

every fatass here is either a troll, or mentally damaged, to sever extremes. the whole conversation goes, durp durp durp durp fat durp food. guess what if the world goes to shit, ima eat a fatass because your basicly moving, or in most cases, sittings mounds of living food.

Fat Bastard said...

Mike, I will let your comments stand because I hope we can educate you about TRUE fat acceptance. True fat acceptors are greedy slothful gluttons.

If you want to see sick delusional shit check out www.fiercefreethinkingfatties.com

You can say what you want here and we don't censor that is because we are confident in out position on all things fat.

Fat men do have more estrogen and less testosterone than lean men and fat women have more estrogen and testosterone than slender women. That is why fat sows have pig bristles on their double chins. OINK!!!

mike said...

fat bastard, this isn't about fat acceptance, this is about how large amounts of unused fat is bad for you. having so much fat that you cannot walk is retarded, and its your damn fault. I'm talking about the natural order of things, how it should be. in the natural order of things, the slow ones die first, and so of the slow, the ones who are stationary die first of all. so what if can run me over with a scooter, you can't fight, you can't run, hell you can barely reach your own food.

Fat Bastard said...

I am not some fat acceptance fat cunt. I know that being fat is bad for my health but food is worth it to me and to 75% of Americans. Gluttony is good.

The human race is evolving. Science is already working on way to mitigate the dangers of gluttony.

There is a great article on WWW. MedicalHolocaust.Blogspot.com all about it. There is a new drug in clinical trials called SRT 1720 that will extend the lives of gluttons my 30%. OINK!

Stop being such an alarmist. Because I am not a fat girl I know your heart is in the right place and I thank you for that.

Stick around. I like the cut of your jibe. OINK!

mike said...

being a glutton means your being even more of a pig then the rest of us, you know since we have life easy as fuck, what with superstores and groceries everywhere, it means your abusing what you have. you don't need to eat even half as much as you do you could have donated some food to a charity, or handed them out to some people who don't have a life ANYWHERE as good as you or i, but no, you hog it to yourself. food was not meant to be eaten and not be used as an ass cushion, it was meant to keep you alive through the day, to keep your body healthy. fuck are all of you fat people this dense, you have a fucking body, use it for something other than ramming food down your throat. if you're wheel chair fat, or even largely obese, you have no way to defend yourself, and guess what criminals go after, the thin lean runner who they would have to try and run down, or the fat moving target, scooter or not. actually you would be an easy target on a scooter, cause then they could tackle you from the side, and you never no what hit you until your money is stolen.

Fat Bastard said...

mike said...

being a glutton means your being even more of a pig then the rest of us, you know since we have life easy as fuck, what with superstores and groceries everywhere, it means your abusing what you have. you don't need to eat even half as much as you do you could have donated some food to a charity, or handed them out to some people who don't have a life ANYWHERE as good as you or i, but no, you hog it to yourself. food was not meant to be eaten and not be used as an ass cushion, it was meant to keep you alive through the day, to keep your body healthy. fuck are all of you fat people this dense, you have a fucking body, use it for something other than ramming food down your throat. if you're wheel chair fat, or even largely obese, you have no way to defend yourself, and guess what criminals go after, the thin lean runner who they would have to try and run down, or the fat moving target, scooter or not. actually you would be an easy target on a scooter, cause then they could tackle you from the side, and you never no what hit you until your money is stolen.
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Of course we have it easy and we want it even easier. We would like to see the elimination of gravity. Gravity sucks!

Hey buddy this is survival of the fattest. No way will I Fat Bastard donate food to charity unless it is one of my Aunt Tilly's fruit cakes. I won't even eat one of them. I'd eat a fat girls cunt before I would eat one of those hockey pucks.

Hey Mike, obesity is an occupational hazard for us gluttons. Think of us as the Evel Kenevils of food. We live on the edge.

I would flatten a criminal with my power scooter.. FATTY POWER and then bury him with a flabbalanche. Fat kids are harder to kidnap. Parents who fatten their kids up are making them safer.

Trollerbot said...

so let me get this straight you fatass, you have no argument. you say what i said was blah blah blah, as you go around and basically do exactly the same thing. fatty power, more like no power, because you are fat, people think even less of you, and so your opinion holds less sway in grand schemes of it all. you've destroyed your body to a point that you are just living fat and that means you are a food source. you can barely handle this easy life, living in a diaper, because you never grew up, you want someone else to everything for you, like a child, or a cynical woman. the fact that you said blah blah blah to what i said, shows your maturity, while i may not be the most mature by arguing with a man-child, or more comparable woman-child, i still hold you on equal level, while simply go, "LALALALA, i can't hear you, your opinion means nothing". now while i may not expect you to improve your body (you seem pretty driven to destroy it), i do expect you to atleast have attained a certain level of maturity, now while you have increased you vocabulary and grammar skills, your mental age seems to have stopped growing at age 3.

Fat Bastard said...

I feel an oinking coming on.

We fatlings are gluttons and gluttons are a race. That's right we are a new race and you trollerbot are a racists.

OINK!

Don't make me have to oink you again!

Gluttony is good!