Benevolent Belly God vs Brutal Bible God
Compared to every other god, the god of Abraham is the most evil. Even many thinlings hate Jehovah/Allah aka Allahovah. The following video shows in his own words what a vile and evil god Allahovah is.
Eve and Adam got kicked out of heaven simply for eating a measly apple but Belly God would have served all the apple pie ala mode you could eat and gourmet coffee. That wasn't the worst of it. That Bastardly Bible God kicked Adam and Eve out of heaven and he has made us suffer disease and starvation ever since.
Thanks God!
Denying everyone paradise because somebody ate one apple was nothing Belly God would do. Bible God tosses Adam and Eve out and then when the population increased somebody rubbed Bible God the wrong way and he killed nearly every living thing on Earth. What a dickhead!
BUT he didn't stop there! Because Noah's son Ham saw Noah drunk and naked he curses Ham's kids for 20 generations and that is what Bible God's sicko followers used to justify slavery and the subsequent brutalization and continued genocide against those people. What a bunch of evil bastards! Here are 1198 examples of Bible God's cruelty!
Fatlings and thinlings unite! Allahovah wants us divided. Fat Bastard, the Belly God and NAFAM have no problem with people wanting to moderate their food lust. Fatlings need thinlings just like soup needs a sandwich but what we don't need is an evil and cruel god who hurts everyone.
Unlike Allahovah, the Belly God smiles down upon us from the most gluttonous to the most abstemious. Belly God is does no judge.
Eat a lot if you are a fatling like Fat Basard and if you are a leanling like Proud FA or a thinling like Thinnette fuck a lot or do a lot of both. Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck! Eat! Fuck!
ATT: FELLOW FATLING AND GLUTTONS! Professor Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has a YouTube channel challenging crazy Christian fundagelicals and other Bible thumping morons. Here is a link to his outstanding channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatMan1951
EAT!
FUCK!
The Belly God will provide!
OINK!!!
25 comments:
Oink!
Life is short with a lot of pain. Go for the gusto! God will fuck up up anyway so you might as well have as much fun as you can.
Anon, I agree.
Good evening Fat Bastard and Proud FA and everybody else here!
Sorry I haven't posted for a while. I have been very busy with my YouTube channel on science and evolution.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatMan1951
Although I'm not an atheist, since as you all know, I'm in the process of converting to Judaism, I support Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
Yeah! Christianity is a real fuck-up. These Christian Funny-mentalists just want to fuck up the whole country trying to insert Creationism into the school science curriculum.
Even my Rabbi is against any attempts to insert Creationism into school science classes and he also believe in Evolution.
As a matter of fact, last year on Shabbot shortly ofter February 12,2009 we actually honored Darwin's 200th birthday during our services.
During our Torah studies, we have discussions on what those passages mean in the light of what we know today, and it's obvious that the Genesis account was written my mere mortals back when they did not have any scientific knowledge.
So, we do not interpret the Genesis account literally as Christian (or should I say Christard?) Funny-mentalists do.
I recently discovered a series of 9 YouTube videos titled Jesus Camp.
The Jesus Camp is run by some psycho bitch named Becky Fischer who has been brainwashing children.
The first video in the series is at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOqGhcwwE1s
From there you can go on to the rest of the videos. There are 9 videos in this series.
Becky Fischer is one scary psychopathic bitch.
I'm ashamed to admit, she and I do have 2 things in common.
1.) We are about the same age born in 1951.
2.) We are both fat.
But there, the similarities end.
I was born in a small industrial town up in Minnesota and I have always been interested in science, especially Astronomy.
Becky Fischer only learned to read the Bible and nothing else, and she was probably born in a barn down south somewhere, and she was raised in a pig pen! With her short cropped hair she looks like a bull dyke!
There are three people who I absolutely despise because they make us fat people look bad.
1.) Rush Limbaugh
2.) The Reverend Jerry Falwell (now deceased)
3.) Becky Fischer the psycho bitch who runs the Jesus Camp.
If I were God, I would make them skinny as toothpicks to punish them just for being moronic Fascist scum!
Only good people deserve to get all nice and fat!
I love food and Belly God.
Teddy you are right and I checked out your channel. You did a nice job on it.
The Christian God caused a lot of famines. I believe in reincarnation and I a past life I straved to death and now I am a glutton.
@ Teddy Bear
According to Christians gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins.
Here is what the Bible says about gluttony.
Teddy, Beckt Fishcrotch is a hypocrite. Show her this and ask her why she's fat.
Gluttony seems to be a "sin" that Christians like to ignore. They are often quick to label smoking and drinking as sins, but for some reason gluttony is accepted or at least tolerated. Many of the arguments used against smoking and drinking, such as health and addiction, apply equally to overeating. Many believers would not even consider having a glass of wine or smoking a cigarette but have no qualms about gorging themselves at the dinner table. This should not be according to their own Bible.
Proverbs 23:20-21 warns Christians, “Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.” Proverbs 28:7 declares, “He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father.”
Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.”
Physical appetites are a Christian analogy of our ability to control ourselves. If we are unable to control our eating habits, we are probably also unable to control other habits, such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, anger) and unable to keep our mouths from gossip or strife. We are not to let our appetites control us, but we are to have control over our appetites.
(See Deuteronomy 21:20, Proverbs 23:2, 2 Peter 1:5-7, 2 Timothy 3:1-9, and 2 Corinthians 10:5.) The ability to say “no” to anything in excess—self-control—is one of the fruits of the Spirit common to all believers (Galatians 5:22).
Good evening Fat Bastad
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"Physical appetites are a Christian analogy of our ability to control ourselves. If we are unable to control our eating habits, we are probably also unable to control other habits, such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, anger) and unable to keep our mouths from gossip or strife. We are not to let our appetites control us, but we are to have control over our appetites."
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Well, I may be an out of control glutton when it comes to food, but I'm not given to gossip, and I have no sexual lust, or even a desire for sex, and I'm not covetous of anyone who owns more than I have, and the only time I feel anger is when I see injustice, and innocent people getting hurt, then I feel righteous anger. Who wouldn't?
According to these Funny-mentalist Christards, everything the brings pleasure is a sin. Drinking a beer, smoking a pipe or cigar, listening to Rock & Roll music, dancing, etc. etc.
Gluttony is perfectly natural. All living creatures on this planet desires food, and when food is abundant, our natural instincts tells us to fatten up a little bit in preparation for those times when food might not be so readily available.
Of course, today, thanks to our modern technology, and modern agriculture, food is always abundant, so we just eat and eat and eat and grow fatter and fatter and fatter because the famine never comes anymore.
We're just doing what comes naturally and we should not be faulted for that.
Once again Teddy you nail it.
Let the MeMe Roths of the world try to domesticate us. People have been trying for years but there is no stopping the growing flabbalanche.
EAT EAT EAT!!!
We fatling are like a herd of feral hogs. We are unstoppable! OINK!
OINK!
Hello again Fat Bastard.
Yes, I'm what you call a wild fatty.
We wild fatties don't go on weight loss diets. We follow our natural instincts to eat and eat, and grow fatter and fatter, unlike domesticated fatties who have decided, or have been brainwashed into deciding that they want to slim down and, so they go on diet after diet because the advertising media says being fat is bad.
So, the domesticated fatties spend their money on diet products and exercise gadgets that might work in the short term but eventually fail in the long run.
But we wild fatties. To us, the word "diet" is just a euphemism for self-induced famine.
To us wild fatties, eating less is un-natural. We eat until we feel full and satisfied and then we eat some more because because we love food.
So, I'm a wild fatty!!!
OINK! OINK!!
Everybody knows that gluttony is a vile sin. Overeating in developed countries is causing mass famine in the developing world, leading to millions of deaths per year. Fat people are the ones responsible for this nutritional genocide going on in Africa and parts of Asia.
And there are also the religious aspects to this as well- don't you understand that you are putting your eternal salvation at risk, just to eat more food? Wouldn't you rather have eternal glory than a second or third helping at every meal?
It's not too late to repent and lose weight. Unfortunately there are many people who claim to be religious but are also obese or overweight, and this is a grave act of hypocrisy. Truly religious people always have body fat percentages of under 20%, period.
Fat people would be much better off if they spent more time in church praying, instead of spending all their free time eating at buffets or on their couches.
Captain Obvious
In response to Captain Obvious:
First of all, the USA produces enough food to feed two thirds of the world's population, and many other countries in Europe and the UK also produces enormous quantities of food so that between the USA and the UK and European countries, there is more than enough food to feed the entire world, enough to actually make everybody become obese.
But the problem is, not production, but distribution.
I many third world countries we have to fly the food in, and there are bad roads making it very difficult to reach many villages.
But also, many third world countries are under corrupt governments, and most of the food goes to the people on top and doesn't reach those in poverty who need it most.
Then in many of these third world countries there are tribal wars going on, so with the corrupt governments, tribal wars, bad roads, the problem is distribution.
Actually, obesity is increasing not just here in the USA, but around the world, and even in some poor countries obesity is on the rise.
No, the real cause of starvation is religion. The blame can be laid on the doorstep of the church.
In the catholic church, the Pope (or I should say, the Poop) is against birth control, the use of the condom, and he's also against developing an AIDS vaccine to treat HIV. He is also against stem cell research as are most right-wing Funny-mentalist Christards in the USA.
Also, here ion Texas, or State Board of Education (Indoctrination) has voted on Textbooks that will be used in our schools for the next 10 years.
Thomas Jefferson is to be removed from the history texts and replaced by John Calvin who have people tortured in the name of his religion. Also, Creationism will be inserted into science textbooks.
They actually want to do away with teaching science, so in the future, our children will not get a decent education in science. They will grow up ignorant and unskilled, and be unprepared for the job market when they leave high school and go out into the world.
Poverty is the cause of starvation in the world.
1.) Religion makes people ignorant.
2.) Ignorance causes poverty.
3.) Poverty causes hunger.
Therefore, it is religion that is the cause of wars, poverty, and hunger.
So, I don't need to go to church to get indoctrinated and brainwashed.
I prefer going to my public library and checking out books.
I like to watch educational programming on Cable TV such as The National Geographic Channel, The History Channel, PBS, The Learning Channel (TLC), and the Discovery Channel,
And so, Captain Obvious . . . . .
You may go sit on top of a church steeple and shove it up your ass until it pokes out through the top of your skull.
Go fuck yourself.
Or go to your pedophile priest or butt-banging Bishop to get fucked!!!
Better yet, just go crawl into a sewer, eat shit, and die.
OK?
You need to get your facts straight.
Idi Amin was fat as hell, and he started a war with Tanzania and was also responsible for mass killings of his own people, support for terrorists who took Jews hostage and hijacked an airplane, deported all of the Asians from his country, and is rumored to have murdered one of his sons in a cannibalistic ritual (where he is said to have eaten his son's heart in exchange for being able to become the leader of Uganda.)
And I don't know any true Christian who is a bad person at all, let alone a war-starter or a baby raper. I've never seen any Muslims in person (that I know of) so I don't know whether that's true about them. But I would think there is probably something in their Gorbahn book that all the Muslims read, it might tell them not to rape babies otherwise you would hear about them raping babies.
I also notice that you didn't mention any other religions, such as the HinJews, so I guess you only have a prejudice against the two biggest religions. That makes you... a sinner. And sinners aren't winners.
Dear Proud FA, Fat Bastard, and Teddy Bear,
I must admit that I read the comments of this post with both shock and disappointment at all parties involved. While it is true that Captain Obvious is judgmental and out of line, we here at the Church of the Faedari do not condone such hurtful (and perhaps even hateful) language being used about God and Jesus. Do not forget that it was Jesus who fed many thousands of people by multiplying bread, fish, and wine. I ask you, was not that an act of feederism? I beseech you to reconsider your position about Him.
After reading this thread, I have become very disappointed and disillusioned with what once seemed to me a glorious movement. I don't think it's right to disparage other's religious figures even if religious people are being dicks and want you to convert or tell you you're hell-bound or whatever. I personally would literally not be alive today if it were not for the charitable works of the Catholic Church; maybe that biases my perspective, but I believe that church to be a truly noble and good religion even though it has made mistakes in the past.
I am not here to argue about whether the church is good or bad, however. I just wanted to say that the things that have been said about Jesus and God here are hurtful enough that I can no longer consider myself a part of this movement in it's current form. You may hear from me again, or you may not, at this point I just don't know.
I may eventually start the Grand Faedari Initiative (GFI), which would be similar to the New Fat Acceptance Movement except that it would not have any anti-Jesus or anti-Catholic sentiments and it would not get tied up in what I consider to be distracting side issues like the creationism/evolution debate. (In Faedari, we believe in the EATvolution of species, and in the crEATionism of delicious meals out of those species.) It also wouldn't engage in anti-Jesus rhetoric, or allow people like Captain Obvious to go after fat people because of their weight, which was very wrong of him to do.
You see, in ancient times, when there was not enough food in the world, gluttony was bad because it literally killed your neighbors, and also most people would run out of food during the winter if they over-indulged too much after the harvest. Modern food production techniques and technology have increased food production to the point where this is no longer an issue. Now we have enough food to feed the entire world, including Africa and Asia- the reason there's starvation there is that there are logistical problems of getting the food there, and corrupt governments there that seize the food and just give it to their armies or sell it to dirt-poor starving people instead of giving it to them like the food donors wanted. There is actually enough food in the world for universal obesity. Thus, that is why in Faedari, gluttony is not bad, unless you're stealing someone else's food or something. So that's my response to Captain Obvious, and also that he should lighten up, and also heavy up by eating lots of mac 'n' cheese.
So to reiterate, I'm going to either be taking a long sabbatical from BFB and B'F'B (short for Biggest Fattest Blog) so that things can cool down, or I might not be returning here; independent of those possibilities, I may also decide to launch the Grand Faedari Initiative.
Regards,
Big Lard Ass
Dear Proud FA, Fat Bastard, and Teddy Bear,
I must admit that I read the comments of this post with both shock and disappointment at all parties involved. While it is true that Captain Obvious is judgmental and out of line, we here at the Church of the Faedari do not condone such hurtful (and perhaps even hateful) language being used about God and Jesus. Do not forget that it was Jesus who fed many thousands of people by multiplying bread, fish, and wine. I ask you, was not that an act of feederism? I beseech you to reconsider your position about Him.
After reading this thread, I have become very disappointed and disillusioned with what once seemed to me a glorious movement. I don't think it's right to disparage other's religious figures even if religious people are being dicks and want you to convert or tell you you're hell-bound or whatever. I personally would literally not be alive today if it were not for the charitable works of the Catholic Church; maybe that biases my perspective, but I believe that church to be a truly noble and good religion even though it has made mistakes in the past.
I am not here to argue about whether the church is good or bad, however. I just wanted to say that the things that have been said about Jesus and God here are hurtful enough that I can no longer consider myself a part of this movement in it's current form. You may hear from me again, or you may not, at this point I just don't know.
continued...
I may eventually start the Grand Faedari Initiative (GFI), which would be similar to the New Fat Acceptance Movement except that it would not have any anti-Jesus or anti-Catholic sentiments and it would not get tied up in what I consider to be distracting side issues like the creationism/evolution debate. (In Faedari, we believe in the EATvolution of species, and in the crEATionism of delicious meals out of those species.) It also wouldn't engage in anti-Jesus rhetoric, or allow people like Captain Obvious to go after fat people because of their weight, which was very wrong of him to do.
You see, in ancient times, when there was not enough food in the world, gluttony was bad because it literally killed your neighbors, and also most people would run out of food during the winter if they over-indulged too much after the harvest. Modern food production techniques and technology have increased food production to the point where this is no longer an issue. Now we have enough food to feed the entire world, including Africa and Asia- the reason there's starvation there is that there are logistical problems of getting the food there, and corrupt governments there that seize the food and just give it to their armies or sell it to dirt-poor starving people instead of giving it to them like the food donors wanted. There is actually enough food in the world for universal obesity. Thus, that is why in Faedari, gluttony is not bad, unless you're stealing someone else's food or something. So that's my response to Captain Obvious, and also that he should lighten up, and also heavy up by eating lots of mac 'n' cheese.
So to reiterate, I'm going to either be taking a long sabbatical from BFB and B'F'B (short for Biggest Fattest Blog) so that things can cool down, or I might not be returning here; independent of those possibilities, I may also decide to launch the Grand Faedari Initiative.
Regards,
Big Lard Ass
Re Big Lard Ass: then I guess I'll be taking your place around here?
Anyway you never contributed much around here, and none of the regulars care at all whether you leave or not. And you're not even that fat anymore, so whatever. Everyone always liked me better.
Belly Boy
P.S. I am the fattest human who ever lived.
Belly Boy said...
"P.S. I am the fattest human who ever lived."
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Good evening Belly Boy.
Just out of curiosity, how much do you weigh now?
Also, how tall are you and what is your measurements around your belly?
So far, the heaviest man on record that I know of was Jon Brower Minnoch (1941-1983) who was 6 feet 1 inch and weighed over 1,400 pounds.
Incidentally, his birthday was on September 30, the same day as mine, only he was born in 1941 and I was born in 1951, exactly 10 years apart. I'm going to be 59 years old this coming September 30.
And the heaviest lady on record was Carol Yager (1960-1994)who was 5 feet 7 inches and she weighed over 1,600 pounds.
So, do you know weigh more than 1,600 pounds?
Please let us know.
Thank you.
Yo Teddy B,
I've reached a weight where I can no longer be weighed by conventional means. The last time I was officially weighed was many months ago and I was about 1,500 pounds then, but I have put on several hundred pounds since then. My doctor estimates that probably a few hundred of those pounds are fluid buildup because of all of the swelling in my giant legs.
I can't really measure my belly because of the extreme difficulties in moving me around. This might be hard to understand, but you have to remember that I am immobile because of my weight. You struggle to get up probably, but you still can move and ride your Jazzy, and do all of that. But I am unable to get out of bed even for $1 million. They can't get a big tape measurer around me, etc; the nurses and doctors won't do it.
They said that being a gainer is a medical disease. I asked if cured ham is a cure.
To help me get to sleep at night, I eat an entire loaf of white bread, or a lot of pasta, which puts me to sleep within 20 or so minutes, it's great. I've found that sugar rushes are useful both for getting my day started, and for winding down after a tough day of feeding, TV watching, internet surfing, and bed-panning.
How much more weight do you think you will need to gain before you become immobile like me? Are you looking forward to it? You are probably only like 100 lbs away from immobility, and then once that happens, you will start to pile on the weight even faster. You could double your weight in just about 3 years.
I'm going to try to find out my measurements for you though.
Belly Boy, out
Rev BLA, Bigger Fatter Blog fully endorses the Grand Faedari Initiative (GFI).
We are against spiritual abuse of fatlings. Gluttony is good and we give a resounding FUCK YOU to anyone who would judge our chosen lifestyle that indeed is our creed.
We hold out hope that you and Belly Boy can hash things out and break bread together.
Bigger Fatter Blog would be honored to announce to the world the Grand Faedari Initiative.
Just like I, Fat Bastard am the de facto leader of the New Fat Acceptance you are it's spiritual leader.
Belly Boy is our idol. As the fattest human being on earth he is Godlike in his stature. He is like Buddah only a whole lot fatter.
Please BB and BLA, chew the fat and don't allow things to boil over. You guys are on the same team please settle your beef. Fatling everywhere are depending on you.
In response to Fat Bastard:
"Teddy is now baring his teeth and taking on bully after bully and he has soundly kicked all their asses.
Teddy Bear is fighting ignorance and intolerance on You Tube now and putting bigots in their place. Fatling may be soft but we are tough.
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While I'm not physically aggressive or violent, I do get verbally sassy and bitchy sometimes.
Most of the time, we pear-shaped obese guys tend to be more gentle and docile, but sometimes we can get bitchy, verbally bitchy.
You may be a Fat Bastard, but I'm a fat bitch!
Yeah, on my YouTube Channel titled:
Science Wins! Creationism Loses! We have the fossils! WE WIN!
http://www.youtube.com/user/BigFatMan1951
I'm taking a stand against these whacked-out Funny-mentalist Christards in our Texas State Board of Education (Indoctrination) who wish to remove Thomas Jefferson from history textbooks and insert Creationism into science textbooks.
Here in Texas, we have a saying:
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!
But Texas is mind-fucking our kids in our schools and are trying to brainwash the students.
So, those of us who are fighting their stupid agenda, well . . . we also have a saying:
DON'T MESS WITH TEXTBOOKS!
I'm against censorship but Creationism does not belong in a science class any more than does Astrology in an Astronomy Glass, or the Flat-Earth concept in a Geology class, or Alchemy in a Chemistry class.
If they wish to discuss Creationism, then it should only be done in a Theology Class because Creationism is NOT science, not by any stretch of the imagination.
But to be fair, they would have to also discuss other versions of the creation myth from many different religions as well.
The creation story from Genesis actually originated from an ancient Babylonian myth which also depicted the creation in 6 days but the events in the story are different from the Genesis account.
Now this is what I like about Reform Judaism or Conservative Judaism . . . they are not going around trying to have Creationism inserted into science textbooks, unlike Funny-menatlist Christards.
In fact, most Reform or Conservative Jews support science, and are against all attempts to put Creationism into science textbooks, because science and religion should remain separate endeavors, just like the separation of Church and State as advocated by Thomas Jefferson.
People are entitled to believe as they choose, but nobody has the right to force their beliefs on others.
And that is what I and many others on YouTube are fighting.
We're standing up against the mindless indoctrination by all these Funny-mentalist Christards.
I had to delete a comment because I accidentally posted it twice.
I don't want to SPAM any web site forum.
Re Big Lard Ass: then I guess I'll be taking your place around here?
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